The summer wind is like a shy girl, steaming hot, like an oven, and people are like fresh meat on a baking board, which is a kind of torment.

"There is a kind of person who never folds the quilt when he gets up, brushes his teeth when he brushes his hair casually, never eats breakfast, likes to stay at home when he has nothing to do, and doesn't like to go out to bubble his sister, and he doesn't like to go shopping, he is keen on certain things, such as anime, novels or dramas, he is usually too lazy to die, he never tidies up things, and then one day, he will concentrate on tidying up, and he is tired of hygiene, and his love experience and enthusiasm are almost zero, this kind of person is probably ...... I'm not wrong. ”

Early in the morning, Tang Mingliang was talking to himself alone, and Liao Feifei tried to ignore him as much as possible. Tang Mingliang looked like a gentleman, but he didn't expect that as soon as he came into contact, the character of this product was very arrogant, crazy, and nervous.

Tang Mingliang said with emotion: "I like to watch anime, Naruto, that plot makes me cry, it's so touching, I love Hokage so much, I have no regrets in this life to join the Hokage, and I will be a Konoha person in the next life." I also like to watch anime One Piece, and I like Mingo, Smoker, Yellow Ape, Brooke, and Whitebeard.

"So, I began to imitate them, I walked in the footsteps of Brother Ming every day, learned the way of smoking Smog, with the smile of the yellow ape on my face, to the girl on the side of the road, telling Brooke's jokes, yo ho, beautiful lady, can you let me admire your panties, and then, I will learn to speak with a white beard, come and be my son!"

Liao Feifei: "......"

Tang Mingliang continued: "I also like to watch zombie movies starring Uncle Ying, which are very classic, but unfortunately Uncle Ying passed away. ”

Tang Mingliang sighed:

Half a bowl of clear water shines on the world, a spirit rune lives ghosts and gods!

Step on the yin and yang gossip steps, and slash the demon soul with a wooden sword in your hand!

Yellow sermon clothes cast heroic spirits, a life of clear and upright!

Holding the turbid wine above his head, he shed tears and saluted people!

Tears and wine are sprinkled on the ground, and the Tao will last forever in the world!

The red rope glutinous rice is still there, and I don't see the people of Lin Dao back then!

Liao Feifei: "......"

"I also love to watch Jackie Chan movies, I am in the countryside, no network, no WIFI, in order to watch a Jackie Chan movie, I walked, dozens of kilometers of mountain roads, crossed a small river, climbed over three mountains, and finally came to a familiar town. ”

At this time, I found out that there were a lot of bean-like blisters on my feet, and my shoes were also glued, I originally wanted to sell the buds at home, sell dozens of catties, earn dozens of yuan, and then take a car in the town to the Internet café in the city, and watch Jackie Chan's movies on the Internet. ”

"Unfortunately, this year's harvest was not good, and the food I grew was only enough for my family to eat, so I had to work in a brick kiln in the town to earn enough money for travel and internet. I moved bricks in the brick kiln, moved a brick to the tractor, the boss only gave a penny, for the fare of a hundred yuan, I moved 10,000 bricks, ten fingers of both hands were grinding out blood, after a lot of hardships, I finally earned the red sun, a hundred. ”

"In the end, I took a hundred yuan, took a car in the town to the Internet café in the city, and then turned on a machine, and saw Jackie Chan's movies as I wished. After watching the movie about the dragon, I felt so hungry that I had no choice but to use the remaining change to buy a boxed lunch to eat. However, after I finished eating, I had no money to go home, so I had to walk home, walking dozens of kilometers of mountain roads, crossing a small river, and crossing three mountains, and finally returned to my familiar home. ”

"Exhausted, alone, lying quietly on the cot, at this time, I was thinking, Jackie Chan's movie is so good. ”

Tang Mingliang was full of emotion, but Liao Feifei was already full of black lines, you kid, are you crazy enough?

"When I was a child, I also liked to watch Ultraman Tiga Superman, I remember watching the last episode of Ultraman Tiga, the people in it said that Dagu needed light, so I cried, took a flashlight to the TV, and followed the people on the TV, and kept saying, Dagu, stand up, Dagu, you stand up! I miss that time, although I am now 20 years old, but I still like to say that year, I became a light. ”

Tang Mingliang said as he spoke, as if he was moved by himself, and chuckled: "That year, I bought a divine light stick, but I couldn't transform, so I asked the shop owner, and the boss said that because the divine light stick has no light, it can't become a superman, and then, I basked in the sun for an afternoon." ”

Liao Feifei finally couldn't help it, and said loudly: "No matter how naïve you are, I'll send you to kindergarten!"

Tang Mingliang said shamelessly: "Okay, watch me punch Nanshan Kindergarten and kick Beihai Old People's Garden." ”

Liao Feifei covered his face and said helplessly: "Oh my God, you are really not saved." ”

Tang Mingliang said very seriously: "Actually, I like to watch anime the most, Super Seminary, the angel in it is so beautiful, it makes my own spring heart sprout, this woman should only be in the sky, and should not appear in the world." ”

"North of the Milky Way, Wuyan is the most beautiful, Yan is poisonous, and I have no regrets in this life. ”

"South of the Milky Way, burning for Yan, drawing swords and fighting, is it a joke. ”

"To the east of the Milky Way, there is no end to Aihiko, and there is no end to this life. ”

"To the west of the Milky Way, the sword protects Yanxi, guards it in this life, and is Yan alone. ”

"The blood of this life is burned for Hiko, and he will never regret protecting Hiko for a lifetime. ”

Tang Mingliang's face was fanatical, and he said excitedly as if he was a believer: "Brother Liao, let's set up a Yan Gang!"

Liao Feifei said: "The Nerve Gang has your share!"

"Shrimp hahahaha, in fact, I like Di Liyaba the most in reality!" Tang Mingliang suddenly began to change the topic, Liao Feifei suddenly had a bad premonition, and sure enough, it was another tirade.

Tang Mingliang worshipped:

The coffee was bitter and I was very sweet.

I do my own thing, I'm the coolest.

Geng Geng Xinghe, Eddie became a demon.

Di is an angel, coming against the light.

Di is like a treasure, so expensive.

Time reincarnates, Dibao is the most cute.

My heart is to Di and will never change.

"I have decided that in the future I will marry a woman like Diliaba, which is my lifelong dream. Tang Mingliang said in a firm tone.

Liao Feifei said sarcastically: "I've been dreaming since broad daylight, and I'm ready for class, you can be quiet for me." ”

Tang Mingliang snorted coldly: "You can laugh at it now, now, you laugh at my dreams, one day, I will laugh at your dreams too, ahahaha......"

Liao Feifei: "......"

"Classes are over, and everyone takes out the history books. At this time, the history teacher walked into the classroom and gave the students a history lesson step by step.

It just so happened that when the history teacher talked about Wu Zetian, the only orthodox female emperor in the history of this country, Tang Mingliang jumped out of a serious nonsense.

Tang Mingliang snickered: "Wu Zetian, she proved to us that success has nothing to do with gender, Jiang Ziya, he proved to us that success has nothing to do with age, Zhu Yuanzhang, he proved to us that success has nothing to do with origin, Ma Yun, he proved to us that success has nothing to do with appearance, Bill Gates, he proved to us that success has nothing to do with education, and I am more experienced, I proved that success has nothing to do with me, ahahaha......"

Liao Feifei gritted his teeth and said: "You have proved that normal people have nothing to do with you, nothing to do with you." I swear to God now, if you say one more word, I will hammer you to death immediately!"

Tang Mingliang said arrogantly: "I don't believe it, can your little fist hammer me to death?"

Liao Feifei raised his fist and said angrily: "I can really beat you to death!"

Tang Mingliang: "......"