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I smiled and said to Xiao Fei, "Brother Xiao Fei, you must make persistent efforts, save more money, and get rid of your miserable servant fate just around the corner." ”

Aunt Feng beckoned us to eat hot pot from afar, if it was before, we would definitely be dancing with our eyebrows, happy, and happy, but after eating for a period of time, we showed embarrassment, and felt like the new and tired of the old, and then looked at other people, but also a sad face, helpless look, it seems that anything is too much.

Xiao Fei sighed and said: "Although this hot pot tastes delicious, but things must be reversed, if you eat too much, you will have a feeling of hot and dry, and you can't eat it for a long time." ”

I echoed and said: "Yes, I am infinitely nostalgic for the taste of Western food at the moment, especially the ten-mile fragrant sauce grilled steak, as well as the aftertaste of pizza, just thinking about it, it makes people salivate, and the mouth is flooded. And now the rent of the façade of the Great Song Dynasty is cheap, and we have also paid a lot of dividends, so we should continue to expand our ancient business, and we can't accept it when we see it. ”

Xiao Fei involuntarily reached out and touched the money in his trouser pocket, and said worriedly: "Ziyue, you have to be completely sure that you can open it, otherwise I will have no money to return and no way back." I'm not as dashing as you are, and I can get out of it all the way. If I do a loss-making business, when will the fate of my servant be a rest? ”

I said confidently, "Oh, you just have to listen to my arrangement, don't you still believe in my ability?" ”

Just do it, first of all, we rented a small façade on the main street of the bazaar, and then began to decorate it drastically, this style, naturally to reflect the characteristics of the western restaurant, I and Xiaofei coincidentally chose the Nordic Mediterranean style, pick and choose a variety of decorations, after a few days of hard work, the green glass shines in the sun, the soft and colorful curtain hanging, but also suddenly the effect is remarkable, a sense of difference, but I look left and right, and finally feel that something is missing.

I said to Xiao Fei sullenly: "There are still some Western oil paintings that are missing as the finishing touch, but where did this thing exist in ancient times? It is estimated that they have never seen it in the Great Song Dynasty, and this thing is really difficult to find or not at all." ”

Xiao Fei smiled slightly, "You are still asking the right person, although it is difficult to find, but with me, an unforgettable thief, here, this matter is a piece of cake." ”

I was puzzled and said, "But where did you steal it?" ”

Xiao Fei said triumphantly: "You forget that I am one of the best talents in our big thief company, and their stealing skills are unique, so after joining the company, they focus on cultivating our painting talents, so we are all painting masters." Every time we go to the museum to steal, we steal the real painting first, and then hang the fake painting, so that every time we can come home safe and sound. Now all major museums at home and abroad treasure my masterpieces, but in fact, I am still a painter. So I don't have to steal it, I draw it myself. ”

I was overjoyed and said, "Amazing, I didn't expect you to be a great painter, and my admiration for you is like the water of the Yellow River surging endlessly-haha, well, then okay, you will be responsible for the rest." "I took the opportunity to sneak out to play, leaving Xiaofei there to be busy alone.

On this day, the western restaurant finally opened, the master asked me for some things, so Xiaofei went first, and then I was late, looking at the past from afar, sure enough, all kinds of people who were crowded and crowded were watching, still gossiping, talking and talking to each other, it seems that the effect of the western restaurant is good, just opened, the hall is like a market, crowded with people, and vaguely see some looming paintings, which attracted their attention.

Some of the guest officers are sitting in danger, but they can't resist **, peek at the painting on the wall from time to time, some girls blushed when they see the painting, they want to eat and are embarrassed to sit down, just can't stop giggling, more about the painting criticism, I curiously stepped forward, only to listen to their discussions, "Wow, what is this woman laughing at, stupid look, on time to think of his man." "Wow, what is this painting, blonde and blue-eyed beauties, but these girls are even thinner than the girls in Fenghualou. "What you said is really subtle, where is this thinly dressed, not worn at all. ”

I followed the prestige, it turned out to be a lot of wonderful, enthusiastic and unrestrained, gorgeous and colorful Western oil paintings, it is really difficult for this thief Xiaofei, I can't imagine that he still has such a skill, actually imitate the vivid, can be called a must, it is really eye-opening, breathtaking. It can be seen that you should not underestimate people at any time, everyone has his advantages. He painted Leonardo da Vinci's famous portrait masterpiece "The Smile of Monroe Lisa", the mysterious and dreamlike charming smile, the smile that makes people fall into the clouds and sigh wonderfully, but these Lizhou people say that it is a silly and smiling woman. There are also beautiful fairies dancing and playing with the gods of the forest, creating poetic mythological figures, the music and poetry of the work "The Gods of the Forest and the Nymphs", and the thunderous masterpiece "Psyche Receives the Kiss of Eros" and other paintings.

I was fascinated by it, and the voices of criticism next to me were endless, and some even said something that was offensive and unsightly. I was about to stand up, but I knew that Xiao Fei saw everyone's hard work on him, not only did not get everyone's appreciation, but also slandered constantly, he was very angry, and ran out in a hurry, and said loudly: "Brothers, sisters, this is art, oops, why don't you know how to appreciate art." ”

Someone smiled disdainfully and said, "Little brother, tell us, what is art, what is the difference between art and erotica?"

I was shocked, "Oh, this Xiaofei painting imitates well, the history is not good, we are traveling through the Northern Song Dynasty, not the Tang Dynasty, does he still think that it is the day when he is the first face in the Wu Zetian period? This Song Dynasty is not as good as the Tang Dynasty, the Tang Dynasty is a bold faction, bold style, and open." The Great Song Dynasty was much more tactful, people's etiquette views were more conservative, and the ancient Great Song people did not understand modern art. ”

Xiao Fei said unhurriedly: "Art is something that makes people beautiful and positive." How can the two be comparable? Although there is a fine line between them, the ideas and contents they express are completely different. Art is elegant and pleasing to the eye, eroticism is vulgar and frightening. It is art that makes people cry, it is eroticism that makes people drool, it is art that changes the mood, it is eroticism that changes the body, what you want to see after watching it is art, what you don't want to see after watching it several times is eroticism, art is eternal, and eroticism is ephemeral. Color is emptiness, emptiness is color, see different scenery through different eyes, noble people can see eroticism as art, light people can see art as eroticism, may I ask what kind of person are you, big brother?"

The man got up and couldn't speak for a long time, and everyone couldn't help laughing, and I laughed like a flower.

I whispered to Xiao Fei: "You are reasonable, but we are here to open a Western restaurant today, not to talk about art or not, forget it, you should add clothes to them, so as not to affect these ancients to eat Western food." Xiao Fei nodded helplessly, and took great pains to add the clothes of these people in the painting and turned them into new famous paintings.

The old turmoil had just gone, and the new turmoil had risen, and one of the guests shouted indignantly: "What kind of steak is this, how can you eat it? You haven't cooked this beef, it's still bloody, it's dripping with blood, it's weird and scary." We have eaten sashimi, how can we eat this bloody steak? What is the difference between it and those wild men who drank blood in ancient times, and our human progress is to learn to use fire. Is there any difference between this food and primitive people, are we savages? Just go back and eat the ox alive, forget it, and eat the cow directly. The others laughed, and the shop was much more lively.

Xiao Fei was puzzled and said, "Isn't it five parts rare for foreigners to eat this steak, and there are three parts cooked, this person is really picky." ”

I smiled and said to Xiaofei: "Oh, this guest is God, you should bear with it for the sake of the silver." He politely apologized to the guest officer, "I'm sorry, our store is newly opened, everything is difficult at the beginning, this dish may not suit your appetite, so I will give you a free change plate immediately until you are satisfied." ”

When the new steak arrived, the guest shouted loudly: "Oh, this is too hot, the beef is too old to chew and not move, it tastes like chewing wax, and I didn't come to eat the old female pork." "We don't get tired of mentioning him to replace him, but fortunately, these ancient people have time, as long as it doesn't cost money, he is willing to wait quietly.

Fortunately, I experimented many times, and finally the experiment was successful, and the steak suitable for the taste of the Great Song people was finally brewed. And after countless times of burnt and paste, the fragrant pizza is finally ready as you wish, and it is very popular. Everyone is happy and full of praise,

"What kind of cake is this, it's much better than scallion pancakes. ”

"It's even better than the city-famous Takehachiro's pancakes, but unfortunately the price is a little expensive. ”

Sure enough, the steak and pizza with the taste of modern society are really mouth-watering, and Xiaofei and I also lost no time in having a gluttonous meal, which is really fragrant, the fragrance of black pepper is fragrant, and the taste is second to none.

The noodles finally opened, and the western restaurant was very successful. There is an endless stream of people, just like a carp crossing the river, a new round of eating Western food has begun, and the franchise stores are also innumerable, and even spread to the capital. But it smelled bad about the cook in the palace, so she quickly called me for help, saying that the emperor also wanted to eat as soon as possible, and after she listened to my recipe, she wasted all her strength to barely make it. Now I heard that the emperor can't do without her, she has become the chief chef there, cooking delicacies from the mountains and seas every day, and because of the convenience of her position, she secretly eats bear paws, venison, and secretly drinks Qiong brewed jade liquid, we all salivate when we hear it, and the life in the palace is really extraordinarily luxurious.

The cook said on the other end of the phone: "Oh, this palace is the same life in the sky, the food and clothing are different from the common people, hey, I am a good fortune that I have cultivated in my previous lives to come here, thank you, Ziyue." Xiao Fei said with infinite yearning: "Hey, the palace, I really want to go in, I really want to steal a few rare treasures, and I will become a multimillionaire after returning to modern society." "I also wondered what this palace looked like, was it similar to the Forbidden City? How magnificent and beautiful it was, I really wanted to see it? Hey, what does Song Zhenzong look like? There are really as many as 3,000 beauties in those palaces? Those priceless treasures let me touch them! Hey, it's a pity that we, the ordinary ordinary people, probably don't have the opportunity to enter the palace in our lifetime, forget it, Linyuan Muyu, it's better to retreat and close the net, the palace is too far away, or come up with more good ideas here, and make a lot of money is the right way.

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