Section 22 travels back in time to the ancient sale of Häagen-Dazs

This scorching summer day is getting hotter and hotter day by day, knowing that it is not annoying to be noisy in the trees, sighing, the canopy looks dejected and listless, hanging low from the treetops, still unable to block the vicious sun's merciless catharsis. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info wanton hot swaying, like an overturned brazier, it's really a July fire, and the sun is like fire.

I couldn't help but lick my tongue and say thoughtfully, "Oh, it's a steaming day, if only you could eat some cold Häagen-Dazs to beat the heat." ”

Xiao Fei said disdainfully: "Oh, isn't it just a break of ice cream, it's as expensive as beef, it's really not worth it." This Häagen-Dazs is so expensive, it is really a luxury for a poor person like me who is thrifty, a small spoonful costs a few yuan, and if I eat it every day this summer, I will not go bankrupt. I heard that a few dollars in the United States is a big barrel, but when I come to China, I change my taste, like Starbucks, which is only a dollar a cup in the United States. After they crossed the ocean to China, they became a model of loftiness and a representative of petty bourgeois life. I think these Americans are clever thieves, they are stealing the renminbi in the open, and after taking a large bundle of renminbi with confidence, they will go away in a dashing manner, without taking a single cloud with them. ”

I sneered at each other and said, "You've said this more than once, and you've said it again." However, looking at the problem from another angle, it shows in disguise that China is rich and strong, and the people are rich. Isn't that a good thing, too? It shows that they look down on the Chinese people too much, so they treat us differently. People call Jiang Ziya fishing, and those who wish to take the bait. Don't I just want to eat an ice cream, hey, talk a lot, meet you, a patriotic and angry youth, it's really a show to meet a soldier, I can't explain it. ”

Xiao Fei said triumphantly: "I'm not interested in ice cream, and they can't catch me." It's a pity that you who love ice cream came early, and it is not the right time to cross, it is said that it seems that the Southern Song Dynasty, or the Yuan Dynasty, ice cream was born, and you are too early. And you don't know, I recently looked at the history in the solar-powered computer, and I found out that our ancestors were the real inventors of ice cream, which was later brought back to Europe by Marco Polo and later became popular all over the world. So our country is the homeland of ice cream, and the Chinese have made great contributions. In the Zhou Dynasty of our country, there were Ling people who were specifically responsible for making this kind of ice products. And as early as more than 1,000 years ago, there was an ice shop in the capital of the Tang Dynasty, and there was already ice cream, which was mixed with edible rubber powder and various precious fruit juices. However, at that time, ice cream materials were expensive, so civilians generally did not eat ice cream. I heard that a similar food has appeared - Sushan. The crisp is close to our today's cream, it is a dairy product, and after it is made, it will be inserted with flowers and other decorations, which is really beautiful and delicious. However, although the folk economy of the Great Song Dynasty that we crossed over was prosperous, and there were vendors selling cold drinks such as snow bubble bean water, snow bubble plum wine, and iced sour plum soup in our market, there was no real ice cream. ”

I couldn't help but look at Xiao Fei differently, and said: "I, hey, you guy is really not to be underestimated, Shibei three days, when you look at each other, your progress is really not small, it can be seen how huge my role is, it is really close to Zhu Zhichi." But my dear old ancestors, it turns out that you have brought us such a cool delicacy on the tip of our tongues, I really want to kowtow to you a few times, I love ice cream the most. If the old ancestor knew about Häagen-Dazs, he would probably jump out of the grave in anger. ”

Xiao Fei said with a hippie smile: "Then you are a bad descendant, you still worship foreign charms every day, you don't have to eat delicious pancakes, you have to eat pizza, you have a lot of ice cream you don't eat, you have to eat Häagen-Dazs, the most interesting thing is that the Häagen-Dazs you like is actually invented by our ancestors in the final analysis." ”

I smiled and said: "Am I not the head of the Bo Baijia, the master of the long skills to control the country, the stones of other mountains can be used to attack jade, and the foreign is used in China." ”

Xiao Fei said with a sad face: "Good men don't fight with women, forget it, I only have one sentence, you will reply ten sentences, I can bow to the wind, don't fight with you, a woman with sharp teeth." ”

I underestimated, "That's pretty much it." Suddenly, I had a flash of inspiration, and I excitedly said, "Yes, Xiaofei, why don't we invent our own ice cream?"

As the name suggests, ice cream is inseparable from ice in the first place, but fortunately this technology has been conquered in ancient times. In ancient times, people had the habit of storing ice in the winter, collecting it in the ice room or ice well, and then dividing it into small pieces in the summer, or used to chill fruits and soups, or simply placing ice bricks in the house to lower the indoor temperature. Moreover, around the end of the Tang Dynasty, it was discovered that saltpeter would absorb a large amount of heat when dissolved in water, which could make the water reach a frozen state, thus starting the history of summer ice making. Because the ice problem is solved, the others are even more difficult.

Xiao Fei agreed: "It's a good idea, this ice cream is not difficult to make, the key is to have ice." Fortunately, although there is ice everywhere in the Song Dynasty in summer, we can make ice cream without much effort, haha, we also call it Häagen-Dazs, which is called treating others the way they do. Anyway, this ice cream was invented by our ancestors. I nodded in agreement.

We will boil the milk, slowly scoop it into the beaten egg liquid with a spoon, stir it while pouring, and then put it in the ice cave, I didn't expect that after it was done, it was exactly the same as the taste of ice cream in modern society, and there was no flavor, coloring, Preservatives, completely natural green food, and there are snowflake white, concubine red, eyebrows green, goose egg yolk and other colorful colors, really make us salivate, eat first as fast, the real silk coolness penetrates into every cell, the sweet taste permeates the whole body, even Xiao Fei, who disdains ice cream, is full of praise, provokes the little insects in the gang, Di Qing led a group of children with dead faces around us, shouting to eat ice cream, and after eating, they are not willing to give up, it seems that the effect is good.

So, we set up a mobile stall and started selling it, and Xiaofei and I shouted hoarsely: "Delicious Häagen-Dazs, a cool summer favorite, everyone come and buy, come and eat, 50 yuan a piece." ”

Sure enough, it attracted everyone's attention and came to watch, especially the children who came to look at it curiously, "What is this?"

Xiao Fei said with a smile: "This is Häagen-Dazs ice cream, this is made according to the lost summer cool food of the Tang Dynasty, it is said that Empress Wu Zetian loves to eat it the most, so it is ice muscle snow skin." ”

He's quite good at fooling, but he thinks the price is high, and they just have the heart to move, but they don't act. In order to make them willing to spend a lot of money, we let them try it for free, after eating, these unwilling Song people are still reluctant to watch, saliva bar drip answer to leave a place, is reluctant to spend money, but unwilling to leave easily, look at their motionless, looking at the expression of wanting to wear, it is really like the Wushan stone girl who has been petrified.

We looked at each other, looked at each other and smiled: "It seems that the ice cream we made ourselves has really become the ancient Häagen-Dazs, it really lives up to its name, and it has become a symbol of ancient loftiness." ”

Only Deng Gongzi came with his four beautiful ladies who were like flowers and jades, and after they tasted them, they were full of praise, and happily instructed the servants to buy several large wooden barrels and store them in the ice cellar of their house, and eat them slowly. Everyone looked at him with great envy and jealousy, just like Häagen-Dazs who bought several buckets of water in modern society, and looked at him exactly the same.

Looking at the saliva of countless children in the Song Dynasty, reluctant to look at us, we couldn't bear it, they looked at us pitifully, a few yellow-haired girls with pigtails in the sky said with tears in their eyes: "Little brother, little sister, can you let me eat one for free?" Our family is poor, but I really want to eat one, my father and mother said that if it is cheaper, you can save some money for me, but this thing is too expensive, this price is so expensive that you can buy a dress, where is there so much spare money at home." ”

After Xiaofei gave it to those little girls for free, he said kindly: "Look, what a poor ancient child, who has never even eaten ice cream, and the childhood without ice cream is really pitiful." ”

I also said: "Forget it, let's not sell it at such a sky-high price, this is the flower of the Great Song Dynasty, we should let them leave a beautiful and sweet ice cream memory in their childhood, and don't think about making money every day, sowing happiness is the most important thing." ”

Xiao Fei nodded boldly: "Anyway, our business opportunities are unlimited, this time we will make small profits and sell Häagen-Dazs as a cone." ”

simply lowered the price immediately, a penny a penny, everyone heard it, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, hurry up and start as soon as possible. The business of selling Häagen-Dazs was booming, and after a while, there was a ten-mile long queue, so that we had to increase the number of people, buy a large number of eggs, milk, and race against time to make ice cream, but it was still not enough, and finally we had to limit the number, and each person was limited to one.

Xiao Fei smiled and said: "That's fine, eating this cold thing is not good for the stomach, and this is also protecting them." It seems that this summer, the children of Lizhou can enjoy the blessing that they can eat delicious ice cream every day. ”

I also echoed: "Yes, my childhood memories are sweet ice cream, cold popsicles, carefree catching dragonflies, listening to the songs of the trees, piling sand, dirty and mud, and having fun." Today, we finally let the ancient children leave a good memory of the years, and also have a beautiful childhood like ice cream, sweet and innocent. ”

Yes, childhood, time flies, years pass, the childhood that can't be returned, the childhood that can't be returned, the time that can't be returned, the ignorant but colorful, innocent and romantic childhood, those who have no deceit, no calculations, no accidents, no hypocritical calculations, just carefree, simple and happy innocent years, after all, are gone forever. The childhood that can't be grasped, the years that can't be grasped, the yesterday that can't be grasped, the only thing that can be grasped is today, those innocent and romantic years, those childhood playmates who wore open crotch pants and bare buttocks, those childhood buildings that demolished the old ones with strong emotions and memories, those various transformers that were collected as treasures, colorful pieces of sugar paper, and colorful glass balls, are all gone, just like the black hair on the parents' heads is getting less and less, and finally all of them are gone.

The faces of the loving neighbors' grandfathers and grandmothers who sat on the rocking chairs have long since disappeared. Those days of being punished and wronged by adults and shedding tears, those years when they harvested toys and were full of laughter, are gone, the original dreams of childhood are gone, ignorant, and the feelings of the heart like a deer have also passed away with the wind, and the little friends of the favorite childhood sweethearts have changed. How good it would be if there were two times in life, how good it would be if childhood could meet unexpectedly again, maybe we could change the time and be happy with our families, instead of being trapped in this ancient cocoon and self-restraint, trapped beasts still fighting, self-deception, and there is always a kind of sorrow that cannot be dissipated under laughter.

The old is the years, and the not old is the child who does not grow up and does not want to grow up hidden in the layers of paper in his heart. Time has sculpted our childhood inch by inch, carved our youth, but took them away when we were unprepared, childhood became so far away and untouchable, and time mercilessly smashed them one by one and destroyed them in one fell swoop. We can only see their existence in memory or dreams, and whether we should be grateful for time or hate it?

Xiao Fei's happy singing interrupted my thoughts, and it turned out that he sang the song "Childhood" by Luo Dayou - "On the banyan tree by the pond, I know that on the swing by the grass in the summer, only butterflies stop on it." The teacher's chalk on the blackboard is still desperately chattering and writing, waiting for the end of class, waiting for the end of school, waiting for the game of childhood。。。。。。。。。。。。 An inch of time, an inch of gold, Mr. Jin said that it is difficult to buy an inch of time, day after day, year after year of confused childhood. Under the sun, dragonflies fly over the green rice fields, watercolor crayons and kaleidoscopes can't draw a rainbow on the horizon, when will they be able to have a mature and grown face like a senior classmate. Looking forward to the fake, looking forward to tomorrow, looking forward to the childhood that grows up. Day after day, year after year, looking forward to growing up in childhood. ”

The noisy group just now knew what to do when they went to nap, and after a pause for a while, it was easy to quiet down in their ears. Now there are ups and downs here, and Xiao Fei's voice sounded, and I couldn't help frowning: "Oh, boss, my king of karaoke, please, can you be quiet, it's really noisy." ”

"Sister, you're wrong, you should sing louder, and this Xiaofei's brother's voice is very good-" The yellow-haired girls next to them who were smiling like flowers were very protective of Xiaofei, and they also sang with his singing voice. I smiled and said, "Haha, the peach blossoms are in full bloom in March, see no, your peach blossom luck is late." ”

The sound of laughter and the sweet smell of ice cream filled the air of the ancient Song Dynasty, and the cool smell was like a wisp of fresh wind that dissipated the enthusiasm of the summer rage, bringing a burst of coolness.

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