46. I should have woken you up with a soak of urine

"Xiao Han, are you ready?" asked a middle-aged man with a big beard and a vest full of pockets.

Han Fei nodded, full of confidence: "Okay." ”

"Attention to all departments, prepare to shoot, X-ray X times, action!"

Outside the wooden house, a plain hand gently brushed away the hanging branches, pushed the door in, Han Fei only saw a young girl wrapped in white clothes, with long black hair hanging down her waist, and her whole person was as white as a piece of cold jade, her appearance was beautiful, and the mist made by dry ice was churning and surging beside her, just like a fairy in the world.

The girl saw the young man squatting in the corner, opened her mouth, her voice was cold, without a little fireworks, she was not happy or angry, and she couldn't hear the slightest emotion: "Come on, what are you still making trouble?"

"I'm afraid, auntie, I don't dare sleep here alone. The boy stood up, folded his hands and pleaded.

Seeing that he was affectionate and bitter, the girl frowned and said, "Okay, sleep in my room with me." With that, he flicked his sleeves, and a snow-white cloud appeared, and the young man put his arms behind his back, his expression changed from bitterness to happiness, and he walked out.

"Auntie, wait for me......"

Entering a stone room, the young man thought that his aunt was better than snow in white, and people were like fairies, and the room must be extraordinary, but in addition to a large stone slab covered with a straw mat, the surroundings were empty, and they were extremely simple.

"Auntie, should I sleep underground?"

The girl said, "You sleep in my bed." ”

"No, I'll just sleep underground, hehe. ”

When the girl heard this, her face became more and more cold, and she said, "You have entered the ancient tomb, and you must obey whatever I say, and if you disobey my orders, I will immediately take your life." ”

The young man didn't care, and muttered: "Auntie, don't kill me, I'm obedient, but where do you sleep?"

The girl snorted lightly, walked forward seven or eight steps, and suddenly a rope appeared in front of her, both ends seemed to be nailed to the wall, the young man only saw her jump gently, the white clothes are better than the snow, flipped like a cloud, like a roselle, as if the moon is covered by light clouds, fluttering like the snow of the wind, gently lying on the thin rope, the young man was stunned.

Smack, smack, "Hey, wake up, wake up." ”

I'm so damned, Lao Tzu just became Yang Guo, and the MMP is suddenly gone, Han Fei opened his eyes angrily, and a face with a bright smile appeared in front of him, and it was really Lao Cai.

"Hey, what are you laughing at in your dreams? ”

"I laugh at your uncle, you compensate me, Lao Tzu just became Yang Guo, only to see the little dragon girl was woken up by you in a few minutes, and I was fucked. Han Fei's tone was very resentful.

Lao Cai gloated: "I'll just say it, it turned out to be a spring dream, I should have woken you up with a soak of urine just now." ”

"Chunmeng, your sister, I just dreamed that I was shooting the Condor, and you compensated my male number one. ”

"Look, I'll just say that you kid is obsessed with the Condor crew. Male No. 1 no, is it okay to compensate for dumplings, my mother just made it. As he spoke, Lao Cai pointed to the plate on the table, and more than a dozen arrogant people were steaming their hats.

Han Fei shook his head and resigned himself to his fate: "Forget it, I won't be able to play Yang in this life." ”

"Haha, you can act as an eagle. ”

"I'm playing a fart. ”

……

It rained a little in the middle of the night, and the temperature dropped a few degrees in the morning, and the two of them walked to the actors' union after breakfast, with their hands in their pockets and their necks shrunk, for fear that the wind would pour in from here, and their upper and lower teeth kept chattering.

A few dim lamps lit weakly, and under the light stood a group of extras, some of whom were napping against the wall, smoking and talking.

"What will you do later, forcibly squeeze through the crowd?" Han Fei sighed into his hand and asked as he rubbed his hands.

"Nonsense, you can't catch up with the heat without squeezing and eating. Lao Cai rolled his eyes.

Han Fei asked: "How to divide the labor? I don't understand anything, we must be in a group, who will squeeze out the blood, and who will hand over the actor card?"

"I'll squeeze people away, your height and arm length are just right to hand over things, I guess those group performers can only look at your armpits, haha. ”

"Okay, so be it. Lao Cai handed his actor card to Han Fei, Han Fei took the two actor cards, and secretly said in his heart, Lao Tzu has to come out on top today.

After a while, there was a movement in front of you, and then a bus drove up.

Han Fei's eyebrows fluttered and pointed out: "Hey, Brother Cai, this specification is higher than yesterday's minibus, look at this bus, it is obviously a tourist car, and the few broken cars yesterday are not compared." ”

"Okay, I saw it, and they saw it. Lao Cai pointed to the extras around him, everyone had a light in their eyes, just looking at the car, he knew that this crew was not bad.

The car stopped after it fell, and a man wearing a peaked cap stood at the door of the car, and Han Fei scolded and said that all of you who are responsible for selecting actors have agreed to wear only a peaked cap?

The man didn't say much, and said, "Thirty group performances." ”

Although the scales are small and weigh thousands of catties, these words are just six words, in the eyes of this group of people, they are equivalent to Chrysostom Yuyin, those six words are the starting gun, and as soon as the words are spoken, a group of actors gather like bees like a small motor.

", all of your starting abilities are athletes, why don't you go to the national team to practice?"

"Long-winded, quick!" Before Han Fei could complain enough, he was stopped by Lao Cai and ran to the bus.

I saw that Lao Cai's two hands were like the cloud hands in Taijiquan, hula la left and right to push away the others, Han Fei followed up and saw the stitches, tiptoe to the ground, squeezed in sideways like a loach, and then in the middle of the large army, the two of them were a little weak, like a crumbling sampan in the raging sea, drifting around with the crowd.

The man at the door of the car pressed down with his hands to signal everyone not to get excited, and shouted to command the order: "Don't crowd, everyone, we want thirty, we all have a chance." ”

Whoever doesn't squeeze is a fool, and this kind of talk will deceive people with quality, and there are about forty or fifty people here, so how can everyone have a chance if there are thirty places? This is called a gentleman who can deceive people in a way.

I saw that Lao Cai finally stood up a little bit with a lot of effort, and then squatted down with his butt like Zamabu, and sure enough, it had an effect, and a small area was vacated around him, Han Fei's sharp eyes reacted quickly, and he immediately followed with a small jump. Then relying on his tall growth, long arm span, and leaning on the shoulders of the person in front of him, regardless of whether the person in front of him was pressed hard or not, he struggled to hand over the two actor cards, and the emperor simply lived up to his wishes, the man wearing the peaked cap caught the two actor cards, Han Fei hurriedly withdrew his body, and then pressed the people, it is estimated that people will have to smoke Han Fei when they turn around and come back, and drag Lao Cai to retreat, and finally squeeze out the crowd.

Han Fei moved his shoulders, rubbed his arms again, lit a cigarette for Lao Cai, and then smoked one himself, spit out a cloud of mist in a leisurely manner, and said: "Damn, it's really like a war, I feel quite happy to stand aside that night and look at it, look at how stupid these are one by one, it's the same as going to half a life today, how do you say that one by one is like beating chicken blood." ”

Lao Cai's tone was excited, and he was choked by a puff of cigarette, and said while coughing: "It's not nonsense, who doesn't fight to make money, especially today's bus is so luxurious, think about it with your fingernails, you know that it must be a good errand, and a fool won't rob it, specially, Lao Tzu's butt has just been pushed a few times with his knees." ”

"Are you sure it's a knee and not something else?"

"Anything else?"

"See for yourself. Han Fei showed an indescribable smile.

Lao Cai reacted for a moment and finally understood, and scolded: "Fuck your uncle, it's really yellow and violent." ”

"Okay, enough is enough, thirty is full, let's go to other crews to take a look. The man in the cap announced the result, and the crowd that was still boiling oil just now was suddenly poured with a scoop of cold water, and half of the people who didn't grab it kept muttering in their mouths, scolding the people who grabbed it for not being able to squeeze blindly, and the other half walked away dejectedly, ready to wait for the next group.

The man counted the actor cards again, confirmed that they were thirty, and then shouted: "Those who handed in the actor card just now hurry up and get in the car, let's drive away immediately." ”

Han Fei and Lao Cai stepped on the cigarette butts, one stretched his waist, the other stroked his hairstyle, very flat, and then took steps, like a victorious general, walked to the bus, if the eyes of the people who eat melons can be substantiated into arrows, then in the early morning of Hengdian, at the door of the actors' union, there will definitely be two more big hedgehogs.

This good car is a good car, as soon as you get in the car, it feels different, just the driver's board has to be a lot more energetic, look at this master, the gel water combs the hair into three or seven points, but there is a little bit of male to middle-aged charm of a flower. Look at this hardware again, the whole car is clean and tidy, and the seats are covered with seat covers, which are very exquisite, after Han Fei and Lao Cai sat down, they let out a voice in unison: "Cool." ”

People are all on one after another, the driver starts the car, and the air conditioner is turned on, it is really a big group, and it is so interesting for the group performance.

Han Fei smiled and said, "Hey, what did you say this crew was filming, this hardware is too good, we are just so comfortable in a group performance." ”

"Go and go, I'm not happy to be comfortable, it's really cheap. Lao Cai complained casually.

"Aren't I afraid that I'm a crew that makes anti-Japanese films, I don't want to play a little devil or a puppet traitor when the time comes, how embarrassing it is. Han Fei said as he puffed into the window glass, and then wrote.

Lao Cai explained: "You think too much big brother, the crew of anti-Japanese films is a poor ghost, only the crew that shoots costume films has money, and today's car must be a costume crew." ”

Han Fei stroked his chest and said, "Yes, then I'll rest assured." ”

"What are you writing?" Lao Cai leaned over and saw two lines written on the car window - I'm sorry, but I'm actually an actor.

"I'll go, you've watched too much of "The King of Comedy". ”

"Haha, whatever you write. ”

"Okay, let's get some sleep, some costume dramas are busy. ”