Chapter 47 Han Gonggong is auspicious
47. Han Gonggong is auspicious
The driver's master is indeed an old driver, and he drives steadily and quickly. Han Fei was very energetic, and he couldn't fall asleep after squinting for a few minutes, and Lao Cai on the side was already sleepy, so he fell asleep as soon as he leaned back in the chair. Han Fei wiped away the fog from the car window with his hand, and his eyes rolled straight away, observing the scenery outside.
The car came out of the trade union, passed through a group of buildings, the situation suddenly brightened, and after driving for a while, a magnificent building began to appear on the horizon, and when he got closer, Han Fei exclaimed in his heart Isn't this Tiananmen Square? Hey, no, there is no portrait of Taizu, I'll take it, this Hengdian Film and Television City is indeed a bloody city, and it is completely a one-to-one copy of the Forbidden City.
The car drove towards the side gate of the Forbidden City, and a management office was set up here, and the doorman stopped the car and checked the pass before entering the Forbidden City.
Han Fei was about to shake Lao Cai awake, but after thinking about it, he didn't know how many times this person had been here, so forget it, if he woke him up, he wouldn't be able to whip me back. Then wiped all the fog on the window glass, and then the appearance of the Forbidden City was more magnificent in front of Han Fei's eyes, but Han Fei couldn't help but think of a seven-law poem:
The splendid Forbidden City, the red wall palace is full of gates.
The Taihe Hall is clean and quiet, and the Shenwu Building is high and deep;
Jinshui Bridge Bai Ning Shouxiu, Nine Dragons Wall Color Yuhua Fen,
The vestibule and backyard are royal, and the wonders of the world are rare.
The cap reminded: "Everyone wake up, it's already here, follow the staff to change clothes and makeup after getting off the bus, be quick." ”
Han Fei shook Lao Cai awake, and he couldn't open his eyes after sleeping for a while, so he rubbed them a few times before pulling them away, looked out the window and said, "Sure enough, it's a Qing palace drama." ”
"Hey, we shouldn't have to shave our heads, right?" Han Fei asked tentatively.
"That's not good, if you don't shave your head when you're a guard eunuch or something, if you take a picture of the emperor's micro-costume and go out on patrol, then it depends on the luck of the common people, if the costume teacher gives you a hat, you don't need it, and if you don't have a hat, you're sorry. ”
"No, why don't you want to play unspoken rules with the costume teacher again?" Han Fei thought of a sentence in his heart while saying this: Wearing a clear is not a reversal, a chrysanthemum set of electric drills, just shaving his head Han Fei found it difficult to accept.
"Hey, what are you two messing with, hurry up and get out of the car!" the cap urged.
"Okay, right away. Han Fei nodded in response, and Lao Cai, who was in charge of his legs being a little numb, got out of the car and followed the footsteps of the previous group performances.
Several crew members had a very bad attitude, they were too lazy to take it out with their hands in the pockets of their down jackets, and they used their heads to point in the direction.
Han Fei complained: "Hey, do you think these people are dogs in ancient times?
"It's good to get used to it, in Hengdian, group performances belong to the bottom of that circle, the circle that you often talk about when you read. ”
"Biosphere?"
"Yes, yes, yes, it's the ecosystem, I've been doing group performances for so many years, and I summed up a sentence for these errand boys, you are a group performer, he treats you as a dog, if you are a wrist, he treats you as a dog. ”
The crew's costume room is composed of two rooms, the space is quite spacious, there are several large wooden boxes on the left hand side of the door, Han Fei estimates that they are for clothes, and on the right hand side is separated by a curtain with a drawstring to separate a simple dressing area, and there are four rows of steel pipe welded shelves in front of them, hanging armor, eunuch clothes, palace maid clothes, etc.
After a group of extras came in, a middle-aged woman sitting in front of the dressing mirror turned around, with a work card hanging around her neck, and said with a serious expression: "I hope everyone in the group will behave well, and you must take care of your clothes, if you deliberately damage it, you will bear the consequences." ”
After she said this, she looked around at the thirty extras, then bit her ear with a girl next to her for a while, and said, "Now everyone can prepare to change clothes, two people play eunuchs, and the others find the guards to change their clothes." ”
Han Fei and Lao Cai walked to the shelf, picked up the guard's clothes and were about to change, when the woman suddenly stopped Han Fei and said, "Wait, you go and get the eunuch's clothes." ”
Han Fei looked surprised and said, "I, you're not wrong, are you?"
"That's right, it's you. After speaking, he took a set of eunuch clothes on the shelf and handed it to Han Fei.
"Why me? How can there be such a tall eunuch, shouldn't the eunuch be a groveling little man?"
The woman raised her eyebrows and said with a displeased expression: "What are you talking about, look at your tender face, suitable for playing a eunuch, besides, the eunuch still has lines, don't you know what to do." ”
"Okay, okay, I'll change. Han Fei's face was shy, and he reluctantly took the eunuch suit and walked behind the curtain, Lao Cai followed behind him with the guard suit, trying his best to suppress his smile.
As soon as he entered the changing area, Lao Cai's laughter broke out, and he put his hand on Han Fei's shoulder and said with a smile: "Yes, brother, you are a civil servant of the Qing Dynasty, better than us, hahaha." ”
", annoying. Han Fei took Lao Cai's hand away and took off his clothes with an irritated expression. To say that the eunuch uniform of the Qing Dynasty is also wonderful, the caftan is not like a caftan and the horse coat is not like a horse coat, it is not sticky to mix and match, the color is dark blue as the main color, and the neckline is light blue, Han Fei feels that he is going to wear a dress that has been changed from a quilt before liberation.
Lao Cai joked: "Hey, I found that your kid looks better than he doesn't dress, and his figure is quite shapely." ”
"Fuck your uncle, faggot. "To say that Han Fei's body is really good, with wide shoulders and broad back, you can tell at a glance that he is a person who often exercises, the lines extend diagonally from both sides of the back muscles to the waist, forming an elegant inverted triangle, plus the two long legs are clubbed, but it is worthy of Lao Cai's gaygay evaluation.
There was a white lining inside the eunuch suit, as thin as a piece of paper, and Han Fei estimated that the effect of keeping out the cold was about zero. After putting on the inner lining and outer clothes, and tying the belt that was as wide as a river, Han Fei walked out of the changing area with a twist, what is it, my good boy actually dedicated his debut to the eunuch?
A group of young girls and young women in charge of costumes saw Han Fei's uncomfortable appearance and coaxed together, and a burst of "ouch hey" was so ashamed that Han Fei couldn't wait to open the floor and find a gap to get into.
Han Fei quietly moved his steps to the dresser, and looked in the mirror, what the hell, is there such a beautiful eunuch? If there is, he will definitely be caught by a group of old women in the palace and eaten against him, and he will be dead, and he will be miserable.
A little girl came over and handed the eunuch's hat to Han Fei, and then looked Han Fei up and down with her eyes like a scanner, and saw that Han Fei's heart was furious.
Han Fei stammered and asked, "Yes, I'm sorry, what am I going to do next?"
"Haha, what are you nervous about, go next door and put on your makeup and head covering. The little girl may think that she has succeeded in her flirtatious play, and laugh wildly.
"Oh. Han Fei left the clothing room and went to the next door as if fleeing for his life, only to see that Lao Cai had finished his makeup, dressed in a military uniform, dragging a pig's tail behind his head, and holding a broken knife in his hand.
"Yo, Grandpa Han is here, haha. Lao Cai caught it as a mockery.
"Fuck off, bothered. ”
Han Fei said that he sat in front of the dressing table, and the makeup teacher first wrapped Han Fei's hair firmly with a gauze-like thing, and then covered Han Fei's head with a headgear, this headgear is the same as the headgear of the Qing Dynasty in Hong Kong movies, not a yin and yang head, and then dipped in glue and stuck it tightly, the makeup technique was quite rude, Han Fei felt that there was a lock of hair on the sideburns that was stained, and it hurt a little bit, but the makeup teacher didn't care about the killing and buried, and didn't care about the customer experience at all, and went to get the next one after putting on the headgear.
Han Fei stood up, put on a eunuch hat, and was about to pull Lao Cai out, but who knew that this thing actually pretended to make a gesture and said, "Father-in-law Han is auspicious." ”
Han Fei was so angry that he almost didn't slap him a few times, and I threw the thunder nut hi.