Chapter 507: Pretending to be a ghost
There are a lot of fake monks in these years, shave your head, wear a monk's robe to open a business, get a small Buddha statue of Guanyin, knock on the door to say that it is to gild the Buddha's body, or say that a temple in such and such a place is going to be opened, and invite you to burn incense. If you don't take out a Buddha statue that costs three taels or twenty cents, you will be embarrassed to let the Buddha bless you.
This kind of scam is too common in rural areas and remote counties, even if many people know that it is a scammer, they will give money, after all, people send Buddha to the door, you will feel that what you refuse is not a liar but a Buddha.
But this guy in front of him is obviously a closed-eyed scumbag who doesn't learn and doesn't know how to do it, and he didn't see that Li Yi was wearing a Taoist robe, and he wasn't bald.
- Fake monks are common, fake Taoists are rare, it is very convenient for monks to shave their heads, and it is just a matter of finding a barber shop for a few minutes. But the old way wants to keep your hair in a bun, and if you want to keep it in a bun, you don't even think about it for three or a few years, the cost of counterfeiting is too high, of course, no one will do it.
"If you take a closer look, I'm a Taoist priest, not a monk. Li Yi said to the guy.
"Uh, this little master, I'm sorry, the child is not sensible......" The older one hurriedly took over, "Little master, do you know Brother Bi?"
"I don't know. Li Yi knew that the dead old man was surnamed Bi, and he knew the ghost of the old man Bi, but there was no need to say it.
"Then ...... little master," the older fellow asked again.
"I was passing by here, and I saw that this house was shrouded in black gas, and I was afraid that there would be a big disaster, so I came to remind my family. Li Yi pretended to be a magic stick.
"Alas, little master, you have also seen that the old man of the family has passed away, and the house is in chaos......" said the old man.
"That's not it. Li Yi said, "If it's just a normal white thing, and there won't be such a thick black gas, I think there will be even greater disasters in the near future." ”
"Hey, what are you talking about?" the young man shouted again.
Li Yi frowned and glared at him, the poor kid's wide eyes immediately converged, he inexplicably had a sense of fear in his heart, Rao is he is still the number one person in the township, but after seeing Li Yi's eyes, he was immediately like a mouse being forced into a corner by a cat, only trembling was left, and he didn't even dare to have the idea of running away......
"Old man, please call my family. Li Yi turned his head to the old man again.
"Well, well, you can wait a minute......" the old man came out from behind the coffee table, and said hesitantly, "but don't talk so straight later, his family is worried about this......"
Li Yi nodded, and the old man walked into the courtyard.
Li Yi turned his head to look at the young man again, and the guy immediately took out the cigarette case without saying a word, handed over one and said, "Little ...... Uh, Dao, Dao, ...... you smoke?"
Li Yi struggled inwardly, and after being in a coma for more than ten days, there was a benefit, but he quit smoking. At least the physical addiction to smoking is gone, and I still want to smoke a little psychologically, but I know that smoking is not a good habit, so Li Yi simply decided to take this opportunity to quit.
"No pumping, thanks. Li Yi turned his head again as he spoke, looking at the door of the hall in the courtyard.
But I saw the old man walking over with a middle-aged man just now, this person was in his forties, not tall, with a loyal face, and he looked very similar to the old man Bi, and at first glance he was the son of the old man Bi.
"Little Daoist, this is the family, do you have something to tell him. The old man introduced.
That Brother Bi looked at Li Yi and said with a puzzled expression, "What are you looking for me?"
"It's not convenient to talk here, so let's go into the house and talk about it. Li Yi said.
"Oh, then, please come in. Brother Bi took the lead and went back to the hall.
There is a crystal coffin at the front door of the hall, but there is no one next to the coffin, but the sofa in the living room is full of people, and there are a few small stools around the other side of the coffee table, but there are various identities of men, women and children, and the middle is a guy in a suit, which seems to be a little out of place with these people around.
When everyone saw the young man in a Taoist robe brought over by Brother Bi, they were all stunned, and all the topics they were talking about stopped and looked at Li Yi and Brother Bi.
"Who, give up a seat to the Taoist. Brother Bi shouted at a young junior.
The young man stood up and made a stool.
Li Yi didn't sit down, that kind of seat really had to be sitting, and his identity couldn't be raised, and if he wanted to be a god, they wouldn't believe it no matter what he said.
Li Yi just stood like that, his eyes swept around, and finally landed on the crystal coffin, took two steps closer to look at the old man Bi in the coffin, and then took two steps back, respectfully made a joke, and said: "The old man is good, I will help you solve the affairs of the family." ”
When I said this, a room full of people couldn't help but get goosebumps.
You must know that Li Yike is wearing a Taoist robe, and the effect of psychological suggestion is very good, even if he doesn't believe in gods and Buddhas, he also grew up listening to ghost stories.
"Okay, don't worry......" Li Yi chattered again, as if he was talking to someone.
Someone couldn't help it, and the guy who gave up his seat said, "Uncle, who is this?
Brother Bi was also full of hair, and said to Li Yi: "This Dao Chief, what are you doing here?"
Li Yi turned around and said: "Your old father is resentful and unwilling to go down, so I enlighten him." ”
"Holy shit, this is an idiot, isn't it?" the young man shouted.
"You don't believe it?" Li Yi glanced at him and said, "Well, your name is Wang Jiahao, you are seventeen years old this year, you graduated from junior high school and went to a technical school, and you were expelled from school, right?"
"......" The kid jumped up violently and was about to rush towards Li Yi.
"You were expelled from school for fighting, but you didn't tell your family why you hit that guy. Li Yi said, "You did the right thing, after all, the girl can't get married......
"Uh......" The kid immediately stopped.
There was a female classmate in their class who was slept with by a senior student, and the guy who was pregnant with the child still didn't admit it, saying that she was messing with someone else. The female classmate didn't dare to tell the family, let alone publicize it to the public, there was no money to have a baby, and no one helped her out, and she almost went to seek death but was touched by him, so he lent money to the female classmate, and ran to beat the guy, but he didn't expect that the guy's relative was the school principal, he was expelled, but was cleaned up by his parents, beaten him half dead, he fled to his grandfather's house to hide, he only told his grandfather about this, he didn't tell others, how did this Taoist priest know?
"Hehe, this is what your grandfather told me. Li Yi said with a slight smile.
Looking at the kid's expression, everyone was suspicious, but Li Yi smiled slightly, and asked some old men about the situation at home last night, and it really came in handy......