Chapter 508: I almost smashed

Li Yi has never learned to read the fortune of the old Tao, it is enough to have Song Yang open a store to fool people, and he is busy enough to be responsible for catching ghosts.

However, this does not prevent Li Yi from fooling people living in this room.

"Whether you believe it or not, I don't ask you for money, and I don't want you to take care of the food, I just passed by here, and I saw that your house was shrouded in black gas, and there would be a big disaster, so I came in to remind me, the old man has been dead for so many days, and he is not allowed to be buried in peace, you really don't want to be good......"

"Little Daoist, what you said is not right, the old man died in their bathhouse, they are responsible, how can they not lose money!" said a fat woman.

Li Yi looked at it, but it was in line with what Old Man Bi said about his eldest daughter's appearance. So he said: "The old man said, when he was alive, you were the most unfilial girl, and he didn't take a penny from his family after he got married, that is, his wife, your own mother was sick and hospitalized, and you didn't serve for a day, and now that he is dead, you are filial, so you have to ask him for an explanation?

Li Yi's words suddenly made Sister Bi's face unbearable, and she jumped to her feet and wanted to quarrel with Li Yi, but Li Yi said with a smile: "You just say that I said this, right? It's useless if you say it's wrong, you have to ask your brother, and your brother and daughter-in-law, they want to say that you are filial, and I will leave without saying a word." ”

One sentence choked Sister Bi speechless.

"I don't think you're a little Taoist priest sent by the bathhouse to fool people, right?" the other woman spoke, "Do you want to scare us, so you won't go to them for compensation?" Tell you, we don't believe it! Who still believes in ghosts these days? That's superstition!"

Li Yi looked at this woman's appearance the same as his second daughter said by Old Man Bi, who was in her thirties and wore glasses, and at first glance she seemed to be knowledgeable, and she was still a primary school teacher.

"Teacher Bi, you teachers don't believe in gods and Buddhas, don't blame you for this, you can sit and watch first. Li Yi said helplessly.

Although this is the family of the deceased, even if this matter is proved to them, it is nothing, let her see the hell, she will just shut up, but the problem is that there are a few people in the room who are not the family members of the deceased, and she can't prove the existence of ghosts to outsiders, otherwise even if she is a spirit official, she will have to be punished by heaven.

"Hehe, I think it's like this. As he spoke, it was the guy in the suit who spoke, "Everyone, the things he just said are actually not difficult to ask as long as you inquire about them, just find someone to wear a robe and fool us." If you want to say no, then I ask you, are you from that temple? What about your degree? Take it out and let us see it......"

Li Yi was big when he heard this, but this person in a suit is a smart person, and he knows a lot, and his identity can't help but be checked at all, not to mention the proof of a monk like Du Mu, who can't be bought with money now, even can't say where he is taught.

"Hmph, no words, is it? It's a fake! I dare say he didn't have any hair if he took his hat off!" shouted the man in the suit.

"Yes, the hat has been taken off!" Sister Bi immediately came to her senses, and jumped over to pick up Li Yi's Dao crown.

Well, this is going to be a smash.

Li Yi looked at this posture, and couldn't say that he flipped his wrist slightly, only to see a small whirlwind spinning from the courtyard into the door, rolling up the ash basin in front of the coffin, rolling up the paper ashes that were already cold, and flying directly to Sister Bi in a circle, pounced on her face!

The remaining paper ashes scattered in all directions with the residual wind, and for a time they filled the entire room.

It was so weird that everyone in the room was dumbfounded.

Li Yi walked to the coffin again and said to the coffin: "Old man, don't be angry, no matter how you say it, they are all your children." But they are obsessed, I'm afraid that I can't do anything about it, so I've already helped you bring it, and I'm leaving......"

Li Yi was about to go out after speaking, but Brother Bi hurriedly came up and grabbed him, and said, "Dao Chief, don't go, what's going on, you tell us, otherwise this will be a ...... that will scare people to death."

"I've already said what I should say, it's not right for you to slander people!" Li Yi said with a serious expression, "Originally, your father died in someone's bathhouse because he was sick, and the other bathhouse also posted warning signs, and it's really not strange that he was sick and took a bath and died."

"Your father died in someone's bathhouse, which has affected people's business, and how much money does it have to make the family make, who is this?" Li Yi continued, "It stands to reason that you should still seal a red envelope for others and set off a cannon, but you are making trouble at the door, and you want to make people pay hundreds of thousands?

"If you spend a penny, your father will have to suffer a little more in the underworld, and he will also be riddled with sins, or it won't be long before a catastrophe comes!" Li Yi said, "Your father feels sorry for you, and he has only been dead for so many days and is still unwilling to go to the underworld to report, and just now he desperately made a whirlwind for you to warn, and if you don't listen, you think about it yourself......"

After Li Yi finished speaking, he raised his feet and left, but this time it was Brother Bi who went to pull it again and ignored it.

Li Yi walked straight out of the gate of his house, ignoring the big brother Bi who followed him all the way, and went straight to the car and let Han Ying drive off.

"How's it going?" asked Han Ying.

"I almost smashed. Li Yi smiled bitterly, "In the future, this kind of work will be performed by another person......

"The police car is still following us. Han Ying said again.

"Heh, whatever he wants. Li Yi said indifferently, "Anyway, when he goes back to Bi's house and asks, he knows that we are a god stick." ”

Li Yi really didn't want to pretend to be a god stick, although it felt good to see Song Yang being touted by so many people in the store as a master, but if he really became a god stick, he would have no freedom, and he would just be an incognito ghost hunter like himself, which was both nervous and leisurely, but it was a little dangerous......

So Li Yi wondered if the Bi family still didn't listen to the advice, who would persuade them next? Or simply don't persuade them, according to what Han Ying said, just beat them up and let them be honest?

If you really want to fight, there are people on your side, but if you continue to find a magic stick to scare them, it seems that there is no suitable candidate, Song Yang can barely make do, but after all, he is too young to frighten those children who see money like himself......

Well, by the way, money is useless!

The case of the sanitation worker in the previous paragraph was that the money was useless to fool the nephew of the family into honestly donating all the money to the welfare home, and he said that he would invite him to dinner, but he forgot about it after saying it......

。 Nine Heavenly God Emperors