Guo Xiaoqing is getting married.

The news came so suddenly, Guo Qu couldn't believe it, so he hurriedly called his cousin.

The cousin was silent on the phone, and after a long time, he said, "One misstep becomes a thousand years of hatred, and it has been a hundred years since I turned back, and your cousin and I were accidentally entangled by someone." ”

"Got a story?"

"There's a story about a fart who accidentally got pregnant, and then you can't let people have an abortion, right? Even if it's not born, it's my child. And if your uncle knows, he's afraid he'll break my legs!"

"Is it appropriate?"

"What's inappropriate? Cousin, let me tell you, a man's status in the family is closely related to his income, and your cousin's worth, although it is not very good, it is enough to let your sister-in-law have nothing to say. ”

"Is that really good?"

"What's so bad? Enough waves are enough, you can't get married at the age of forty, right?"

"Okay, I'll drive the wedding car then. ”

"Okay, but you can't use your Santana as a wedding car, I bought a new car, BMW, and you can drive it then." By the way, your sister-in-law is Miao, so you have to be mentally prepared. ”

"......" Guo Qu was a little scared, "Have you been seeded Gu?"

"I'm afraid you're not stupid to teach!"

"Ahem, just kidding, but can you tell your father-in-law and mother-in-law first, and drink less when the time comes, I think of that scene now, and my thighs go limp. ”

"Don't be afraid, you can't drink people, the flow is exercised. ”

"That's okay, send tea, I won't go, I will get married. ”

Imagine that a group of girls holding bamboo blocks and wine jars temporarily set up a drinking road, all kinds of persuasions, and then it is possible to feed you, and if you don't drink, it will ruin the atmosphere of your cousin's marriage, and the wine is not beer or red wine, but white wine!

Of course, he said that he would not send tea, but in fact he had to go, the Guo family was two families here, and his cousin would not forgive him for the rest of his life if he didn't go.

After talking on the phone, Guo went back to the village.

Since his cousin has already informed his parents of this matter, it means that it is very urgent.

It is estimated that the delivery of tea will only be a matter of these two days.

The old man also went down the mountain and lived in the village, with a smile on his face, but this smile disappeared immediately the moment he saw Guo Qu.

"Xiao Ming, your cousin is getting married, what about you?"

Guo Qu has a big head, and now what he is most afraid of is that the elders in the family will ask him about it.

"Yes, I'm still thinking about hugging my great-grandson!" Guo Qu's grandfather also joined in.

"Ahem, it's not like you can't find the right one, don't be nervous, take your time, take your time, don't be in a hurry. ”

The old man's eyes widened, and his face was full of anger, "Don't you be in a hurry? Look at your grandfather, I am seventy or eighty years old, and I still have a few years to live? Don't you want me to go into the coffin, and then lead my daughter-in-law and son to see me?"

"It's not that you can't find it, and you don't want me to find a daughter-in-law who doesn't get along with me, right, grandpa?"

"Hmph! What is suitable or not, when you enter the door of my Guo family, it is suitable, this daughter-in-law, you have to marry home first, and then stay together every day, and the feelings will naturally come out. ”

“……”

Guo Qu really wanted to say: Old thinking! I don't respect free love at all!

However, he didn't dare, so he could only nod in agreement, but didn't say a word.

"Okay, you go and discuss with your uncle how to make the tea. ”

The tea here is not really tea, but pork, which is the custom here.

There are many ethnic minorities in Guizhou Province, so there are differences in customs every few kilometers, and if they are separated by dozens of kilometers or hundreds of kilometers, the difference in customs is even greater.

However, most of them respect each other's customs, so no matter where the Miao people accept this tea or not, they still have to send it here.

Guo nodded and then turned around and entered the house.

"Xiao Ming, you're here, your uncle is looking for you. Aunt Guo Qu said with a smile on her face when she saw Guo Qu.

In fact, since her son said that he was going to get married and his daughter-in-law was still pregnant, her smile has hardly been broken.

"You're here, I have to talk to you about this pork, I've already bought the pigs, and there are two pigs in the village. ”

"I'm going to kill! I'm going to take a day or two off from school. Guo went to understand, and then said.

"That's okay, I'll kill it this afternoon, send it over as soon as possible, I'm afraid Xiaoqing will regret it!"

Guo wanted to laugh, this uncle's family had long wanted Guo Xiaoqing to get married, looking forward to the stars and the moon, and finally looked forward to it, so he was worried that his son would regret it.

"Okay. Where's the pig-killing knife? Give it to me, I'll sharpen it. ”

"Grind it, I've already grinded it, kill it now?"

"Kill! I don't have classes in the afternoon! I will take a leave of absence tomorrow, and then I'll go with you to deliver tea, but uncle, won't my cousin come back?"

This tea delivery must be accompanied by his cousin, otherwise it will be laughed at by the woman's parents.

"He'll come back in the afternoon, no, you go to pull the pig first, and I'll call to urge you!"

As he spoke, he went into the house, took out his mobile phone, and stood in the yard to call Guo Xiaoqing.

Guo Qu shook his head with a smile, this son is married, Lao Tzu is happier and nervous than his son, this is really.

With an iron hook, call three or five people and walk together in the pigsty where the pigs are raised.

Although this craft has not been done for a long time, but the experience has always been there, quickly touched into the pigsty, holding an iron hook in his hand, after seeing it, a hook hooked the pig's mouth, and the other few people were two people with a pig ear, three people stood behind the pig to push, Guo went to pull desperately, with the concerted efforts of six people, although the pig struggled desperately, but it was useless, and was soon dragged out.

The grain bucket was placed in reverse, the pig was pushed on the grain bucket, the four legs were empty, there was no place to borrow strength, and the six of them were a lot easier, Guo went to pick up the pig-killing knife, and put the basin that received the pig's blood at his feet.

The white knife went in and the red knife came out, and the pig's leg began to kick wildly, but after a dozen pees, a pig was so dead.

Pushing the pig to the ground, Guo Qu picked up the iron hook and walked towards the pigsty, he was going to kill the second pig together, and then deal with it together.

It took three hours to clean the pork broth and then prepare to cut into strips.

Tea before marriage, in some places called tea trays, that is, pork, is to be cut into long strips, half a meter to one meter long, five to ten centimeters wide, this width is according to the number of catties, the greater the number of catties, the wider the cut, and vice versa.

It's a test of technology.

"it, Guo go, you're robbing me of my business!" was about to take the knife when Liang Bin's voice came from a distance, and he quipped.

Guo went to put down the knife, a smile appeared on his face, "I thought you wouldn't come, since you came, come and come, I'm afraid that I can't cut the right number of catties, and this kind of fine work has to be done by professionals." ”

Liang Bin didn't say much, took the knife, picked up the data on the paper and looked at it, and then went down.

The hands and feet are quick and don't shake at all, and a pig is quickly finished.

As for the pig's head, the pig's head is also useful, to give the matchmaker, there must be a matchmaker for marriage here, even if it is free love, there must be a matchmaker.