36. Yes, it's astringent

On February 13th, the day before Valentine's Day, with the efforts of Zeng Guoshen and Li Duanxian, "Genius Gunman" finally ended post-production.

On February 16th, Han Fei sent the movie sample to the Great Yamen for review, and twenty days have passed today, but the Great Yamen still hasn't given any feedback, which can't help but make the people feel a little depressed.

Meow a mi, where is it good, where is it not good, you give some explanation, don't play cold and play deep, okay?

Even if you want to kill this movie, you have to get a written notice, isn't it, is it interesting to be stuck like this, I'm most afraid of this kind of attitude that I won't say anything, and you should think about it yourself, it's like entering the interrogation room in the bureau.

In the studio, the three leading actors all looked unhappy.

"I really want to serve those masters, it's been three weeks since the film was handed in, why didn't the big yamen reveal any rumors. ”

At the beginning of the new year, Da Tiantian didn't seem to have any work arrangements, and the whole person was about to fart, and I heard that the film review was about to reach the deadline for review, and there was no fixed number, so as the gold owner, she came to Han Fei's studio in a hurry.

"Hey, you say, our film is not the kind of literary film of the fifth and sixth generations, how can it be reviewed for so long. ”

Miss Jiang was also a little puzzled, and replied: "According to the rules of their big yamen, they must give a reply after twenty working days, and the days of taking the state off have now passed sixteen working days, and I don't know what the result is, I am really anxious." ”

There is a "Film Management Regulations" in Dayamen, which clearly stipulates that the Film Censorship Committee must reply to a film submitted for review within 20 working days, and if it passes the customs, it will issue a "Film Censorship Decision" and a "Film Release Permit".

If the film fails to meet the review requirements, a written notice must be issued to explain what should be changed, and what should be deleted can be deleted, if you are not satisfied, you can also file an administrative reconsideration within 30 days, and the review committee shall give a review opinion within 20 working days.

Of course, administrative reconsideration is basically useless, and the final interpretation power of film review is in the hands of the committee, and people say that you are "not positive enough", but the definition of positive energy is a broad and flexible concept, how do you want to make targeted changes? Finally, after you change it, can you ensure a certain amount of positive energy?

This is no better than your traffic violation to the traffic police force reconsideration can also quote traffic rules, there is a great possibility of a reversal, here, people say you can't do it, you can't do it, even if you do it this time, how will people treat it next time you come again?

"Hey, hey, I said, you, the person in the lead, don't express a word?" Da Tiantian frowned and said to Han Fei.

Say, talk about a ball, he also wants to complain, but it's useless, there are already two complaining people here, and if there are more of him, his emotions will not explode.

Han Fei glanced back at Da Tiantian and asked, "You still have the lion's share according to the share, why don't you want to use your relationship to ask?"

"Well, can that be the same, I'm using my own little coffer, I'm embarrassed to talk to anyone else. ”

Da Tiantian was a little embarrassed, but she quickly threw the pot to Han Fei, no matter what happened, it was all up to Ben Zefei.

She said: "Besides, you took the lead in this matter, but you have to find a way to solve it, and I have to work hard to pay for it, and I am wronged a lot." ”

Miss Jiang glanced at Da Tiantian, her emotions were a little complicated, Da Tiantian was really a superb, non-derogatory kind, and looked at Han Fei again, feeling sorry for the baby for a second, she didn't know what to say.

Han Fei's fingers tapped on the table, just like Xiao Lin who cheated in "Genius Gunman", he said: "The day after tomorrow is a working day, I will personally go to the big yamen, if they are still stuck, I can only ask Uncle Luo to pull the strings." ”

"On the day Brother Xiang sent the film, he also said that the movie was incense on the Wong Tai Sin Temple to ask for blessings, but Wong Tai Sin's mana is not enough. Da Tiantian slumped limply on the sofa, muttering and complaining.

Miss Jiang was still in a bit gloomy, but when she heard this, she suddenly wanted to laugh a little, and said: "Wong Tai Sin is the god of Hong Kong Island, how dare you come to the imperial capital without worshipping the pier." ”

"Oh, are there any other temples in the imperial capital?" Da Tiantian said strangely.

"You ask me, I'm from the Demon Capital, how can I know about the temple in the Imperial Capital. Miss Jiang shrugged her shoulders and said she couldn't do anything.

"Why don't you search the Internet, let's go and worship tomorrow. ”

"Okay, I don't think there will be a shortage of temples. ”

"If you worship the temple, do you have to go to the Taoist temple?"

"It makes sense, every pier has to be worshipped. ”

Han Fei leaned back against the boss's chair, looking at the two people in front of him, you and I chatted about burning incense and worshiping the Buddha, and couldn't help but have an urge to cover your face, how long is your brain circuit, aren't you talking about auditing, why do you suddenly say that you burn incense, they all say that men are big pig's trotters, and you women are pig-headed faces, the kind that can't be saved.

Bian Que Sanlian: It can't be cured, wait for death, and say goodbye.

Hua Tuo Sanlian: Bian Que is right, there is no help, farewell.

Sun Simiao Sanlian: Bian Que is right, Hua Tuo is right, farewell.

Li Shizhen Sanlian: What they said is right, go to your sister, say goodbye.

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The examination and approval of film and television works in the Great Yamen is mainly in the building of the Film Bureau, and the examination and approval of the release of finished films is carried out in the main screening room, which is also the scale of a central hall of ordinary cinemas, and can review film works of various technical specifications and technical versions.

The Great Yamen clearly stipulates that the film review committee cannot have less than 5 people, and the review of less than 5 people is invalid review, and the review committee is generally composed of 10 people, and the review date is 20 working days. (In 2018, Zongju carried out institutional integration, and the "Film Industry Promotion Law of the People's Republic of China" was officially promulgated and implemented, and the review time limit was changed to 30 days instead of 20 working days, and there were some detailed rules for the review standards)

Two days later, the Great Yamen.

Before Han Fei came, he contacted Director Wang last time, and when he arrived at the review room of the Production Department of the Film Bureau, the leader who connected with him was much kinder.

"Zhang Ke, I'm bothered. ”

"Serving the people, there is nothing to disturb or disturb. ”

This leader's name is Zhang Fu, he is in his thirties, his appearance is very gentle, and he is the speaker of the "Genius Gunman" review committee, don't look at the review committee is generally deputy department level or section-level cadres, when others want to jam your neck, you are a multimillionaire and you have to pinch your nose.

Isn't this the case with Zhao Dehan who eats fried noodles in "In the Name of the People", although he is only a director, but he is in charge of the audit, that is, senior officials don't have to wait outside the office if they want to see him.

"Zhang Ke, I'm not here today for anything else, just my little film, isn't it seeing that the review time limit is approaching, and I'm anxious. Han Fei looked at Zhang Fu and said.

Zhang Fu picked up the teacup, gently blew away the swirling heat, took a sip of tea slowly, and said with a smile: "Young people are in a hurry for their careers." ”

Han Fei smiled and said, "I can't help it, in this circle, there are talented people in the country, each leading the way for three or two days, if you don't worry, you may be forgotten tomorrow." ”

"There's a lot of resentment in my heart, right?" Zhang Fu teased him.

Han Fei was helpless, spread his hands and said: "Say that there is no grievance, it must be false, say that there is a lot of grievance, it will not be." ”

"I don't have to guess, you must have scolded us behind your back, but you also have to understand the difficulties and hardships of our work. ”

Probably looking at Director Wang's face, Zhang Fu chatted with Han Fei a few more words, he put down the teacup and said: "There are at least five people to review a movie, and now everyone is drilling into the film and television industry, you say you don't know how many works are approved every day, and how many works are reviewed, movies, more than 100 minutes, review, TV series, forty or fifty episodes, review, how can there be so many people to review." ”

"You and your colleagues have worked hard. ”

Han Fei persuaded with a smile, and scolded in his heart that he was selling hemp, this is the Review Department of the Film Bureau, what kind of TV series is it that is secretly changing the concept.

"It's not just hard work, it's just squeezing life, do you think that the movies every year are just a few in the theaters, that's just a drop in the bucket, we sorted out the filing of more than 2,700 feature films last year. Zhang Fu continued to chatter.

How many movies were filed last year?

Han Fei was also shocked by this data, there are 225 movies every month, and 30 movies will be released in the cinema in a month.

But then again, don't just complain, quit if you feel tired, there must be at least a thousand kinds of work that are more tiring than this.

"Look at the reception room next to it, it's quite ordinary," Zhang Fu suddenly pointed to the reception room opposite the door.

Han Fei looked at it, it was indeed ordinary, the doors of the two reception rooms were the same, and the sign on the door also said "reception room", and there was no indication of one reception room and two reception rooms.

Zhang Fu said proudly: "In these two rooms, we have received all the executives of the six major companies in the United States, and we have received some and many famous directors like Michael Bay, Alfonso, Mikhalkov, etc., and those who have been famous for a long time in China There are also young Zhuang directors, no matter how many cows they have, they all have to stay honestly." ”

"That's that, that's. Han Fei echoed.

"Who was it two days ago, what was the name of the starring actor in "Mission Impossible". ”

"Brother Tom?"

"Yes, it's him, who also came to deliver the film seven or eight days ago, and he and the foreigner producer are waiting here, with a very sincere attitude, and more than a dozen people were drawn to the back to be reviewed. Zhang Fu nodded again and said, "They just want to catch the release on Labor Day." ”

Damn, sure enough, Han Fei was shocked.

"When it comes to our territory, the dragon has to be coiled, and the tiger has to lie down. Han Fei said good things to deal with, and asked again: "Zhang Ke, what are the places where my piece conflicts with the regulations, you can give me some guidance, and I can go back and change it." ”

Zhang Fu had just been talking for a long time, and when he came back to his senses, he felt that it was far away, he took another sip of tea to moisten his throat, and said with a smile: "The problem is not a big problem, didn't I say it before, dragging your films is not a subjective reason, it is an objective reason, and there are too many films submitted for review now, and we don't have so many manpower, so we have been stuck for a long time." ”

"Then you mean that our film is about to get the release permit?" Han Fei couldn't believe Zhang Fu's words, who knew how small the problem was when he said it.

Zhang Fu was immediately happy when he saw Han Fei's expression, he patted Han Fei's shoulder with a smile, and said, "Yes, I was supposed to notify you on the deadline, but it doesn't hurt to tell you now, there is no problem with the general direction of the movie, but this name needs to be changed." ”

Rechristen?

Han Fei thought for a moment, thinking that the word gunner needed to be changed, and he asked tentatively, "Gunman?"

"It's comfortable to talk to smart people, you wait, I'll get you the materials. Zhang smiled and nodded, and then he walked out of the reception room.

Why are these words so infiltrating, Han Fei feels like the ruthless scene he saw in school before.

Who, you wait for me, don't leave after school, my brother and I will accompany you to the toilet to talk about life.

After a while, Zhang Fu came over with a piece of paper, and he handed it directly to Han Fei, Han Fei took it and looked at it, and sure enough, it was "Film Censorship Decision".

The review rules roughly said that the film has no problems with ideology and guiding principles, and there is no metaphorical tendency of "three vulgarities", only the title of the movie "Genius Gunman" has the flaw of bad guidance, and it can be allowed to be released after correction.

Gunner, also known as catching a knife in ancient times, has expanded its meaning after a thousand years of development, and anyone who does things for others in the capacity of others can be called gunners, but the modern meaning generally refers to a person who takes exams or writes papers on behalf of others and receives corresponding remuneration.

Well, it's astringent, and the gunman is really not positive.

What can you call a genius gunman if you don't call it? A genius cheater? That's even more discordant.

Or call it a bad genius?

Han Fei read it three times over and over again, especially the part of the review opinion, as if there was really no big mistake, he asked, "Is this considered a pass?"

Zhang leaned back on the sofa in frustration, looked at Han Fei's demeanor and smiled even more, and teased: "What, you still want to have some big problems?"

"I don't want to, I definitely don't want to. Han Fei hurriedly waved his hand and said.

Who would want to touch the moldy head of the big yamen with a salty egg, but he was innocent but deliberately went to touch the porcelain with the big yamen, didn't that become a criticism?

Zhang Fu said: "Okay, okay, the release permit should come down in a few days, and I will let someone inform you then, you go back and wait for the news first." ”

The host had the intention of sending off guests, anyway, Han Fei got what he wanted, and he didn't want to stay longer, so he stood up and thanked: "Then thank you Zhang Ke, I will definitely invite you to dinner another day." ”

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