37. Weibo offensive

@微博每日吐槽君: The content of tonight's complaint is, have you ever cheated in your student career?

"@湖人总冠军: To put it mildly, as a typical college salted fish, I really cheated. The method is not too high-tech, that is, all the test points are printed on a piece of A4 paper, cut into a suitable shape, and then washed with water, the paper will become transparent, and there is a certain stickiness after drying, which can be pasted on drink bottles, meal cards, desktops, student IDs, glasses cases, etc., which are not easy for teachers to find, and can contain a lot of content. ”

@麻酱是我老婆: Well, I cheated in college too. Opposite our dormitory is the brother of the next class of the same major, usually the relationship between the two dormitories is very good, the buddy and I are the same round face and black-framed glasses, usually the teacher thinks we are brothers in class, that year he retook "electrical engineering" ,Usually didn't go to class carefully at all (in fact, this course is good and may not be able to pass),So I was charged with a hundred Q coins for me to take the test.,At that time, I was also bold.,Tear up the photo on his student ID card and replace it with my paste.,Thanks to the invigilator blind that day.,Now think about it.。 ”

@去他的洛伦兹力: College students are so scary, as a high school student, I just want to be hum. The way we cheat is quite classic, that is, after the multiple-choice question is painted, put the answer sheet aside, next to it, in the back, whoever has a good eye to copy it, anyway, the person who copied it will not confess to me if he is caught, and I will only say that I accidentally put the answer card aside. ”

@FancyMichelle: My method is relatively simple and crude. That year, I took the "University Physics" exam, usually I had been herding sheep for too long, and I took risks in order not to miss the subject, and I wore a skirt on the day of the exam, and then copied a lot of formulas on my thighs. ”

"@低调做人: You've all passed the test, and the unlucky ones haven't been caught, so let me tell you my tragic story. I still remember that it was a "Modular Electricity" exam, and there were at least more than ten salted fish in the class that could not score 50 points (high school children may not understand, the university exam score is usually scored and the test score, 28 open), I was a proper student back then, so I chose' Pudu sentient beings', wrote the test paper in 50 minutes, copied all the answers with the entrained scratch paper and handed in the papers, and then used a mobile phone to send the answers to the venue in the toilet, so that the invigilator came in to go to the toilet, the goods were a baby face, I thought it was a senior, but I was arrested on the spot, and the stolen goods were obtained, and due to the seriousness of the circumstances, I was directly expelled from school. I advise everyone not to cheat! Don't cheat! Don't cheat! Say important things three times. ”

"@鸣人当上六代目火影了吗: I haven't cheated, but my neighbor is a professional cheater, and he receives orders for adult college entrance examinations and college upgrades, so you are Too young, too simple cheating in school. What do people use, pocket headphones, pens with cameras, anti-signal jammers, like James Bond, but I was arrested last year, it seems that I was sentenced to three years or five years, and it is still the same old saying, I often stand by the river, how can I not get my shoes wet. ”

“……”

This Weibo Tucao Jun is the Weibo marketing account that Miss Jiang is in charge of, after the strategic transformation some time ago, it has now broken into some fame, especially the Weibo collection Weibo released at ten o'clock every night, which has become the main project of this Weibo account.

The phenomenon of cheating is morally despicable, but there are always people who cheat for some objective and subjective reasons.

Cheating, thrilling, some people enjoy the thrill of taking risks, some people are grateful for the happiness of the rest of their lives, in short, tonight's topic has created the best results since the transformation of Tucao Jun, likes, comments, and forwards have set new records.

After Tucao Jun, the Weibo account with the largest number of fans, stirred up the atmosphere, the rest of the trumpets also began to add fuel to the topic of cheating, and for a while, the topic of "Have you ever cheated" was actually on the hot search list of Weibo.

Night.

In the company, several people who manage Weibo accounts are working overtime to stare at this topic, and some people have already sorted out the high-praise comments and are ready to carry out the second round of Weibo offensive.

"It turns out that people reacted so strongly to the concept of cheating, I really didn't expect this result. ”

Miss Jiang was half-lying on the sofa, her fingers kept sliding on the screen of her mobile phone, although the new experience version of Weibo's mobile phone client was not very easy to use, but she didn't mind at all, but smiled like a peach blossom.

Han Fei smiled and said, "The love affair at the beginning of love, and the cheating on the tip of the knife, aren't these two most unforgettable things in youth." ”

"I haven't read many books, and I still make up a lot of jokes. Miss Jiang raised her eyebrows and teased Han Fei with a sly smile.

Han Fei glanced at her and responded, "You're enough, aren't you just a MASTER? I'm a Bachelor, am I proud?"

"I just like your serious and shameless appearance. Miss Jiang clapped her hands happily, then looked at her phone again, and changed the topic: "The topic of cheating is hyped, and it will be Labor Day in a few days, and our movie should receive positive feedback." ”

"Definitely, otherwise what are we going to do with this, without sufficient publicity funds, there may not be beautiful publicity results. Han Fei snapped his fingers and said confidently: "When the movie is released, you can stir up related topics again, today there will be a 'do you think cheating is right', and tomorrow there will be a 'If you are Xiao Lin, will you choose to become a male and female thief in the exam room with Banker in the end', anyway, you can fry it for at least two weeks." ”

Miss Jiang was happy again, jumped up and kissed Han Fei's cheek, and said with a smile: "You are really a marketing genius, I have picked up a treasure." ”

Han Fei rolled his eyes, hoping that he was not a marketing treasure, so that Miss Jiang would pick up a ghost.

"Did you cheat then?"

Miss Jiang put her phone aside, leaned over to Han Fei, and looked at him with blinking eyes, her eyes were very sincere.

"Don't look at me like that. Han Fei pouted.

Jiang Jiang's eyes are just like the police uncle in the TV series, first tell you the rules of frank and lenient with a pleasant face, and then threaten "If you don't say it, we know what you have done, if you don't say it now, you won't have a chance to say it later", Enwei and Enwei lure you step by step to confess things.

Han Fei glanced at her and smiled evilly, "Do you believe me when I say I never cheated?"

"Huh-" Miss Jiang showed a disdainful expression, and deliberately dragged a long note in her mouth.

Han Fei touched his forehead, he was so worried, he had to say, "Okay, okay, I said I'll say." I cheated on geography in my midterm exam in my freshman year of high school, and I can't remember the locations of those cold and warm currents. ”

"Just once?"

"Well, just once. ”

Miss Jiang sat up straight, kicked off her high heels with two clicks, and then raised her foot and kicked Han Fei lightly, saying, "Why am I so unbelieving?"

"O conscience of heaven and earth. Han Fei grabbed the white and tender foot with his left hand, and raised three fingers with his right hand to swear to the sky, the posture was extremely strange.

He added: "With my IQ, I usually use a little effort, and I don't need to cheat at all." ”

Miss Jiang's feet struggled for a while but still didn't break free from Han Fei's control, she glanced at Han Fei and said, "Just blow it, how do you know that you have a high IQ?"

"You don't believe it, do you?"

"I don't believe it. ”

Han Fei pretended to be serious and said, "It is said that daughters will inherit their father's genes, do you want to believe it, let's try?"

"Phew, who wants to try with you, I haven't said I want to marry you yet!" Miss Jiang was ashamed and annoyed, but unfortunately her feet were still grabbed by Han Fei, and she couldn't break free for a while.

"It's not a matter of time or time. ”

"Phew, I'm not ashamed!"

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