Text Text_Chapter 624: I'm just a little security guard

It's just that I suddenly met this legendary Japanese strange man here today, and I think it's a little incredible.

Noo Yamamoto just laughed when he saw me, and asked with a somewhat flustered expression: "Who are you, how do you know me, do you know Junichi Matsushita?"

I pinched my nose and smiled, "I wonder if Junichi Matsushita is also in China now?

Yamamoto Noo raised his voice and said: "You are talking nonsense! We are here to invest and develop in China! We came to China in May this year, and we are now consultants to several large groups in China, of course, I will not reveal to you which groups they are, because you are not qualified to know." Now you have to tell me, who are you, how do you know me, you know Junichi Matsushita?

I didn't answer him, I just smiled at Yuyume. Yumu whispered to me, "It's fun! The world is so small, I actually met them here!"

I said, "Yes, if Junichi Matsushita is there, it will be lively! These two Japanese devils, classic little Japanese!"

A few salesmen were confused by the second monk who listened to our conversation, and couldn't help but look at me, I look at you, and then look at this Yamamoto Noo, I don't know what's going on.

Time freezes at this moment, and Noo Yamamoto looks at me and Yumu in bewilderment, as if trying to find an answer, but I don't give him any clues, because it doesn't make any sense at all.

At this time, the saleswoman who had been looking down on us just now suddenly came up to me, frowned slightly, and asked: "What do you have to say clearly! Don't make half a long sentence and half a short sentence awkward!"

I didn't bother to pay attention to her, just picked up a cigarette, and walked to the Great Wall Haval again with Yumeng, and couldn't help but be attracted by the luxurious appearance of this car again.

Yamamoto didn't seem to have something on his mind, so he took the initiative to come over and asked me, "Why didn't you speak? How did you know Junichi Matsushita? How did you know about the wreck?"

Without squinting, I said, "I'm sorry, I want to buy a car!"

Noo Yamamoto said: "I said, you shouldn't buy a Chinese car. If you don't mind, I can recommend one to you, say, the Honda Accord, that car is good!"

I laughed and said, "I don't want a Japanese car even if it is given to me for free!" I don't trust Japanese cars just like I don't trust Japanese people!"

Yamamoto Noo said: "But Japanese cars are indeed mature in technology and can stand the test! Your Chinese car technology is backward, and it can't be put on the table at all, if you consider choosing a Japanese car, I can deliver a part of the car width for you!"

I looked up and smiled, "Is there such a good thing? Yamamoto-kun is really patriotic!"

Yamamoto Noo said: "Of course I love our country, and I also love the things produced in our country, such as cars, our local oil Toyota, and our HTC Honda, which are very popular in China!"

I patted the Great Wall off-road vehicle in front of me and asked: "You love the country, I also love the country! I like China's own brands! What kind of earth oil he is, what Hongda, I'm not rare!"

Yamamoto Noo said hurriedly: "But you have to tell me, how did you know about me and Matsushita-kun, and where did you hear about it! Don't deliberately pretend to be mysterious, you have to tell me the answer, what is going on." ”

I frowned at Noo Yamamoto and said impatiently to him: "Please get out of the way! Now I'm about to buy a car, if you want to buy a car, you should look good, if you don't buy a car, you should do what you want! Don't affect us!"

Yamamoto Noo said again: "Then I still don't know about your poetry, I think you are very mysterious." It seems that everything is known. ”

I said, "I just want to remind you that I don't care what you are doing in China or what you want to do, you can accumulate some virtues, understand? You have no right to accuse China of backwardness!"

Noo Yamamoto didn't speak again, but took out a mobile phone and dialed straight away.

Yumeng and I simply sat down, I picked up a cigarette, and said to Yumeng: "This little Japanese always wants to be above the Chinese, they think too naΓ―ve!"

Yumeng said: "I think we should expose this Yamamoto Nofu's old story in front of everyone! I'm embarrassed to say anything about him, so let's talk about it, just post him and Junichi Matsushita on the Internet, and let them get stuck!"

I glanced back at Noo Yamamoto and said, "What are you doing with him, we don't have time to spend time with him here!"

You Meng chewed a mouthful of bubble gum and said thoughtfully: "Then let's go, why don't you buy a car first, what do you say?"

I pinched my nose and said, "Why don't you buy it?"

At this time, the little salesman who looked down on people came over again, stopped in front of us with light steps, and said to himself: "Okay, I don't see it, a security guard can still know the Japanese!"

Looking at it up close, in fact, this female salesman is quite beautiful, with a very fashionable explosive hairstyle, and a small hole in the nostrils, it is estimated that she once wore a nose ring.

You Mengqiao frowned and asked, "What's wrong with the Japanese, it's glorious to know the Japanese?"

With a longing glint in his eyes, the explosive salesman said: "The Japanese are rich! I hope to marry the Japanese one day!

Ridiculous! Shameless! Nowadays, there is really a sense of disconnection among the little girls in China, and their ideas are not consistent with ours at all, and there are quite a few people who worship foreign countries, worship foreign countries, and blindly pursue foreign cultures. Marrying a Japanese, Korean, and American is the pursuit and yearning of many Chinese girls, and they have even forgotten history and national shame!

You Meng snorted coldly and said, "People like you were traitors in the old days!"

The explosive salesman said nonchalantly: "How can you get together with a traitor to find a husband?" Hmph, anyway, I will be better than you in the future, at least I won't find a security guard to be my husband!" After the little salesman finished speaking, he also looked at Yumeng with interest, and exclaimed with a sigh: "Hey, you are so beautiful, how could you find a friend from the security department! I really can't figure out what you think, it's a pity, it's a pity!"

Really, today's girls, especially the little girls in the late 80s and 90s, have no scruples about speaking without scruples, and they don't care if they will hurt others. They don't hide their words in their hearts, they say what they want, and do what they want, which makes people speechless and helpless.

Yu Meng's face changed when he was angry, and said, "You are just a small salesman now, what qualifications do you have to look down on the security guard?"

The explosive head saleswoman said in a heartfelt manner: "I'm a girl, and when the time comes, my husband will raise him as a man, and I have to raise a lot of people, Andes but you have to understand??"

Yumeng smiled wryly and looked at me, and I nodded at her slightly, signaling to stop talking to this thunderous salesman.

At this time, suddenly a male salesman wearing a car company uniform came over, and after whispering a few words to two of the female salesmen, a female salesman wearing glasses came to Yamamoto Noo's side and asked politely: "Hello sir, please adjust your car a little, we have a customer who wants to test the car, and your car is just blocking the road." ”

Noo Yamamoto was stunned for a moment, stretched his arms and said, "My car, are you going to let me pick a shunting car?"

The saleswoman laughed and said, "I'm sorry sir, either you give me the key and we'll help you adjust?"

Noo Yamamoto said, "I didn't drive here at all today!"

The saleswoman was stunned for a moment: "Then that Toyota Toyota Crown is not yours?"

Noo Yamamoto smiled slightly embarrassedly: "You are talking about the Toyota Crown at the door, which is very beautiful and luxurious, but it is not mine! Maybe when I have money, I will consider buying one!"

The saleswoman frowned and muttered to herself, "Whose car will it be?"

The male salesman also stroked his head in surprise, and another female salesman suggested: "Let's go to someone else and ask, those customers over there, ask if it's their crown!"

When they were about to leave the place to look for the owner of the Toyota, I wasted no time in pulling out a bunch of car keys, shaking them in front of the explosive head salesman, and said, "Keys!

Several salesmen were stunned for a moment! Especially the explosive salesman who was still laughing at me for being a security guard just now, looked at me with incredible eyes, as if he had discovered a new world, his eyes were wide, and he asked for a long time: "Then that crown is yours?"

I said, "The keys are mine, and of course the car is mine!"

The expression of the exploding head bloomed with a strange element, and he still stared at me in disbelief, and asked repeatedly: "Did you buy it, or did you drive it from someone else?"

I frowned and said, "Does this matter?

The exploding head slapped his forehead, stuck out his tongue, and said to himself: Oh, I bought Ga! What a hell! This year, the security guards can open the crown!

Yumeng's face turned blue from the thunderous quotations of the explosive head, and as soon as he heard this, Yumeng immediately took a step forward and said sharply to the explosive woman: "Why can't the security guard open the crown?"

The explosive head salesman was not angry, nor did he talk to Yumeng, but looked at me with a different look of dignity, and said tentatively: "Then you must be the head of the security guard, the big boss of the security company, right? Low-key enough! These days, low-key is the most awesome show-off! Big brother, you are this! The real person does not show up!" The explosive head salesman stretched out a thumbs up at me, praised me, and took the key in my hand.

I said ashamedly: "I'm just a security guard, not a boss!"

The explosive head salesman smiled: "Modesty, excessive modesty equals pride!" she said as she handed the key to the male salesman next to her, and gave orders like a subordinate: "Go, go, help this gentleman transfer the car!" and give you a chance to experience the ultimate luxury car!"