Text Text_Chapter 623: Jokes

I shook my head helplessly and said, "Sad, what a sorrow!"

Then I pulled Yumu back to the exhibition hall, I want to see, whether this mustache is really Japanese, or the Chinese people admire the chic style of Japan, deliberately put a pinch of mustache on the lips Of course, I want to see what kind of virtue these car sales girls will be when they see the Japanese!

This Japanese man is really more popular than me, and even more popular than the Shougang worker just now, there are two salespeople who accompany him to wander around the exhibition hall on the left and right, as if he is firmly tied to a God of Wealth, Sensei is more excited!

The little salesman who received us just now couldn't help frowning when he saw me and Yumeng returning to sit down, and asked us, "Why haven't you left yet?"

I took a cigarette in my mouth and asked, "What, are you still afraid to see your car?

The saleswoman said: "I really can't help you, I'm so thick-skinned that I go home!" Look, take your time, and see if you can save money to buy a domestic car in your life!"

It's sad to talk!

But he said that the Japanese man suddenly pointed to a BYD 3-punch salesman and asked, "What kind of car is this?" His Chinese is very non-standard, but it can barely be heard clearly, and it seems that he is a genuine Japanese.

The two female salesmen next to the Japanese man scrambled to reply: "This is BYD 3, a cheap car, like you will definitely not buy it." ”

The Japanese man asked again: "Which country produced it?"

A female salesman wearing myopia glasses said: "China, pure independent brand! This section of the exhibition hall is full of independent brands! Sir, what car do you want to buy?"

Ri Nan said: "Of course I won't buy these Chinese-made garbage trucks! But at first I thought this 3 was a Japanese car, very similar to our country's native oil and his Toyota Corolla!

The saleswoman said: "Yes, yes! This car is a typical copycat car, it belongs, and people who can't afford to buy a car will buy this kind of car!

The Japanese man stopped in front of BYD3, took a breath of cool air, and said with a sigh: "This kind of garbage truck, Chinese car, don't smash our country's brand! The appearance is the same as the earth oil and his corolla, and the star performance must be very poor!"

The saleswoman nodded and said, "Yes, yes, yes, why don't we go over there and see the Japanese cars?" Toyota, Honda, Dongfeng Nissan, the models are very complete!"

Ri Nan nodded, the corners of his mouth burst into a trace of mockery, shook his head and said: "I didn't know until today that China can actually build cars! But I don't dare to compliment China's technology," Ri Nan stretched out his hand and shook it, and inserted a sentence in English, shaking his head again and again.

Yumeng and I were already angry and pale-faced, and the sad thing is that the Japanese alone laughed at China's backwardness, and even those two salesmen also defiled China's automobiles with him! China's automobile industry started late, and its performance and quality still need to be improved, but on China's turf, and at the feet of the Son of Heaven, in the capital, when the Japanese unscrupulously ridiculed Chinese automobiles, the salesman not only did not argue with them, but instead laughed with them! How numb! How chilling!

If I had to describe my mood at this time in one sentence, it would be that my blood was boiling! I really want to pull this little Japan out and beat it up!

But Yumeng is a quick temper, the more she listens to little Japan's words, the more angry she becomes, with a snap, the bubble gum in her mouth is bursting, she stands up, steps on the sound of clattering footsteps, comes to the Japanese man, and asks him rhetorically: "What did you just say?

I hurriedly came over, trying to dissuade Yumeng, I was really worried that if I clashed with a Japanese man, I would be arrested by the relevant departments of my country and sent to the police station for introspection on the grounds of unreasonable treatment of Japanese friends, that would be the most chilling!

Xiao Ni'er turned to look at You Meng, who suddenly came out to ask for the guilt, looked up and down, maybe You Meng was too beautiful, which made him suddenly surprised, and then smiled lightly: "What, isn't it?

The two saleswomen tried to stop the argument, but they all came over to pull away from Yumeng, complaining: "What's the matter, you guys, go!"

You Meng pulled away the salesman's hand and snorted coldly: "This girl has made a fuss! A Japanese insulted China in our own car company in China, and you still laughed?"

One of the female salesmen said something earth-shattering: "Our company has shares of the Japanese! Our vice president is a Japanese!"

Yumu asked rhetorically, "What's wrong with the vice-presidents of the Japanese?

The Japanese man seemed to be getting more and more angry, he leaned closer to Yumeng, pulled his mustache, and said provocatively: "This girl, I don't understand what you mean by suddenly standing up! Is it dissatisfied with the Japanese, or dissatisfied with Japanese cars?"

You Meng snorted coldly and said, "You're all dissatisfied! You're embarrassed to laugh at Chinese cars here! Look at your Japanese cars, you Japanese people are only enough garbage in character, and your cars are also garbage! Whether your cars are imported to the United States, Canada, or other countries, the configuration is quite high, why do you have to reduce the allocation when importing them into China? This is the character of you Japanese! You are not qualified to evaluate Chinese cars in China, understand?"

Seeing that Yumeng was aggressive when he spoke, the Japanese man also showed a fearless look, and asked rhetorically: "But you should be clear, you Chinese all like Japanese cars, our earth oil and his Toyota Hongda Honda, which Chinese don't know these brands? Don't want to buy them? You Chinese take Japanese cars as their dragon glory, and now there are Japanese cars everywhere on the roads of Beijing! The share of Japanese cars in China has played a vital role in China's automobile economy and market. ”

Yumeng was about to refute, so I grabbed the conversation and said to the Japanese man: "In the near future, you will see a different result!"

The Japanese man asked the female salesman next to him with interest, "What are these two people doing?"

One of the salesmen replied, "Ignore them, let's go over there!"

Ri Nan said sarcastically: "Security guard, oh, Chinese security guards are very rich, they can afford to buy cars! But I can conclude that he can only afford Chinese-made garbage trucks! That's all!" After finishing speaking, Ni Nan turned around and stretched out his finger to the exhibition hall, looking angry.

I took a step forward lightly and frowned: "Don't worry! I would rather walk than buy your Japanese car! In the near future, all Chinese will also say goodbye to Japanese cars!"

Hinan sneered and fumbled in his jacket pocket, but didn't find anything, but stared at me and said, "I forgot to tell you who I am, I am"

I interrupted him and said with a smile, "It doesn't matter who you are, I know, you're a good friend of humanity!"

The two salesmen were stunned for a moment, and it took a long time to recall the meaning of my words.

However, the Japanese man's understanding of Chinese is quite good, and after hearing my sarcasm, he shook his arm, rubbed the mustache on his mouth, and said angrily: "I must tell you who I am! My name is Noo Yamamoto, and I am."

After listening to the introduction of this Japanese, Yumu and I were instantly stunned!

It can't be such a coincidence, right?

I have to say that this world is always full of coincidences, and this Yamamoto Nofu's name has actually been thunderous for me and Yume!

Therefore, when Yamamoto Noo reported himself to his home before he finished speaking, I directly interrupted him and took the lead in asking: "Are you Yamamoto Nofu?" Is it the same Yamamoto Noo who made a mistake in the Japanese Cabinet Chamber and was suspended?" Of course, I am not very sure about the specific identity of this Yamamoto Noo now, after all, there are many people who have the same name and surname in Japan. I just made a preliminary guess, if he is really the Yamamoto Noo we heard about, then there is a good show to watch today!

Noo Yamamoto couldn't help but be taken aback, and asked me, "Do you know me?"

Now I'm 100% sure of the true identity of this Japanese!

Who is Noo Yamamoto? Who is Junichi Matsushita?

Japan is a very perverted nation, which we have to admit, and it is also recognized by the world.

And Noo Yamamoto and Junichi Matsushita are definitely models of perverted people!

For me, I am more familiar with Junichi Matsushita, Junichi Matsushita is the personal guard of the Japanese Prime Minister, at this year's World Security Exchange, Junichi Matsushita also fought with me, and I was easily defeated by me and Noo Yamamoto, I have only heard of it, but I have never met, it is said that he is an important official of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Japan. However, the most dramatic thing is that these two classic Japanese men, during a break at noon on April 7 this year, actually played an adult game with a female official in the cabinet and Senate chamber, and were discovered by a certain official and reported directly to the prime minister. The consequences can be imagined, these two classic beautiful men who had infinite scenery in the past have lost their jobs since then!

Of course, these news spread in the form of gossip within the world security community, and although it is somewhat unbelievable, it is not surprising that it happened to the Japanese. Because Japan is originally a rather perverted and weird nation, the yellow culture is rampant, actresses are in the army, and Japan's sexual openness and sexual concepts have naturally influenced generations of Japanese.

After confirming that the Japanese dwarf in front of me was the famous Yamamoto Noo, Yumu and I couldn't help but laugh, and the legendary story about Junichi Matsushita with him has been circulated in the world security community as an eternal joke!