Chapter 4: Two Big Words (I)

As the saying goes: those who are close to Zhu are red, and those who are close to ink are black.

Although someone is known as "the first killer of the Tang Sect with a cold face and ruthless abstinence", although a certain person usually does not smile and has no expression, although a certain person looks serious and serious, but if you really think that he is an honest child, it is a big mistake! To put it mildly, you Tang Daxia did not do anything when he was a child? Even, once he almost sent all the old and young of the Tang Sect to meet the Lord of Yama......

So, don't look at Tang Muyu now lying on the beach chair and looking at the sky at 45° expressionlessly, but he is actually thinking in his heart that Doni, you kid is going to die today!

Called up Mackey - for bullying Doni who often bullied him, Mackey always enjoyed, although usually Mackey is the one who is bullied, but- this time it was the captain who took the lead!

Mackey was so excited that his face was flushed, and he was also a successful person with a net worth of more than 100 million, but his eyes were shining like a pug, and he followed the captain with freckles and fat on his face, and even the freckles and fat on his face were shaking excitedly.

Dorni, who was lying on the beach basking in the sun, suddenly felt a cold back, as if he had been bitten by a poisonous snake, and a cold breath rushed from the soles of his feet down the backbone to the back of his head.

It's a pity that the carp was trampled on the chest and turned into a salted fish that can't turn over, but Doni won't give up resistance!

Have you ever raised a tortoise? When this little creature with its belly facing upwards and its belly facing up, it has to stretch out its arms and legs, and struggle with all its strength for a long time to turn itself over - Doni, who was trampled on by Tang Muyu's chest, is really going to turn into a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!

Of course, Doni doesn't have a turtle shell and can't build an effective defense mechanism, so he can't escape Mackey's evil clutches.

"Haha, you also have today!" McKey spoke Shandong-style Chinese, looked at Doni condescendingly, and looked like a villain, "Captain, what should I do?"

"Buried. Tang Muyu's face was expressionless, and his tone was cold.

"Big brother! I was wrong! But the crime is not to death! I want to appeal! Appeal! Ye Meinu is the mastermind, I am just an accomplice!!" Doni struggled even more, but unfortunately, no matter how he messed with Wang Baquan, Tang Muyu's feet were always as steady as a rock.

"The appeal is invalid. Tang Muyu glanced at Mackey, "Speed digging holes." ”

"Yes, Captain!" said Mackey, pretending to salute, and then pouted his fat ass and dug up the pit like a dirt dog, the creature with a vengeful heart, and a taste of "turning over the serf and singing" and "boiling the daughter-in-law for many years" - all the sand dug up fell in Doni's face.

Dhoni waved his face like a convulsion, although his hands were still free, but Mackey's sand attack range was wide and ammunition was sufficient, and Dhoni could not form an effective defense, and a small white face that looked like a dog suddenly had a tendency to develop towards the sand man......

Doni immediately changed his combat strategy, hugged Tang Muyu's feet, snorted and cried tearfully: "Big brother......, look at him! Big brother, big brother, I was wrong! I won't dare again, woo, spare me!"

Tang Muyu flicked the cigarette butt in his hand, and his poker face remained unchanged for ten thousand years.

Mackey, whose combat power is less than or equal to five, seems to be quite talented in digging pits, and it didn't take long for him to finish digging a human-shaped pit, Tang Muyu squinted at it, and suddenly shook his head in his heart.

People's cognition is different, for example, I told you that F4 is definitely not a meteor garden Yunyun but the Fantastic Four, and the pit Tang Muyu said is the kind dug vertically, burying people is like planting radishes, leaving only one head outside, and it is impossible to run out by himself if the sky is turned over, and Mackey digs the kind of horizontal pit, yes, it is the kind that often people dig out and bury themselves when they go to the beach to play, and they can come out casually, and the two are not comparable at all.

Forget it, let you go. Tang Muyu looked at Doni's face that was almost indistinguishable, and felt that it was almost there.

Doni didn't move when he saw the pit, and thought to himself, Mackey, you dead fat man, I'm going to die today, but big brother is still afraid of you, a dead fat man? Let you dig a hole, let you dig a hole, let you dig sand in my face...... Why are you waiting for Lao Tzu!!

Mackey pouted his ass and filled the hole, but he didn't notice the murderous look in Dhoni's eyes at all.

Some people say that men are children who have not grown up...... Miss Ye, who was watching the whole process, had a refreshing feeling.

Of course, because Tang Wenwen went back to rest first when she was tired of playing, the image of the elder brother in her heart has not been shattered for the time being-maybe! You must know that Tang Muyu is extremely senior in the Tang Sect, Tang Wenwen really needs to call him grandfather according to his generation, if the little girl one day finds that when she was four or five years old, the young man who clinged to her mother and called her cousin without face and kept seducing herself to call him grandpa is the same person as the current brother who is not smiling and has a low-pressure aura......

Shhhhh

At this moment, Tang Muyu was sitting on the beach by the sea, looking at the blue sky and white clouds, holding a half-lit cigarette between his slender fingers, and the blue-gray smoke diffused with the wind...... He always smokes very fiercely during the holidays, of course, Tang Xiaoyi is very professional, and naturally he will not touch a cigarette when he goes to work, so Miss Ye was surprised to find that he hid a drawer of sugar in his drawer, various brand flavors and even shapes, and I don't know that I thought he was a pediatrician......

Doni was buried in the sand with only his head exposed, and after admiring the stupidity of Mackey's villain for a while, he peeked at the eldest brother who was sitting not far away, well, the eldest brother was still very lazy after all, and most of the time he would not interfere, and then calculated the distance between himself and Mackey - hiss! It should be good to kick the fat man into the water!

Do what comes to mind, Doni has always been a man of action.

Don't look at Doni being stepped on by Tang Muyu and punched by Wang Ba with a fist and had no power to fight back, but he is the number three person in one of the top ten killer organizations in the world, although the direction of his major is mechanical, but it is not something that Mackey, who is in charge of logistics, can deal with.

The phrase "people can't look good, and the sea can't fight" obviously doesn't apply to Mackey, who was slightly chubby a few years ago, but now his body is getting more and more rounded, and he sees a tendency to develop towards the ball......

In short, Dhoni's body arched like a cannonball exploding and exploded a large area of delicate sea sand, and Mackey immediately ran into the sea when he saw that the situation was not good, and a hungry tiger pounced on the huge body like a fat pig arching the earth, and the huge body that was round like a ball smashed into the water, splashing a large white wave.

Doni was smiling, watching the fat man's huge displacement body flutter desperately in the water, swimming out three meters and being beaten back two meters by the waves, tilting his head, grinning and spitting out a mouthful of sand, shouting "Fat man, you are dead" and then plunged into the sea, like a thunderbolt three or two times to the fat man's belly, Mackey was still fluttering desperately, not noticing that a pair of turquoise eyes under the sea had stared at him.

"Dead fat man threw sand in my face,!" thought Doni Latent Underwater through gritted teeth, feeling that his ears were itching, his nose was itching, his mouth was itching, and there was no itch in his body, and suddenly his blade-like eyebrows twisted and twisted his hips, and he kicked Mackey in the belly.

None of the resistance of the water could save Mackey. He was kicked by the hateful Dhoni and brought countless small and bright splashes of water that shone in the sunlight and soared directly into the air, the fat man waved his short limbs and tried to stay in the air, but this behavior was simply a provocation to the law of gravity, Mackey was obviously not a character and clothes that violated the laws in the anime, waving his short limbs and falling back into the water heavily, grunting and drinking a few gulps of water.

Dhoni drilled out of the sea behind him, pursed his lips, and spit out another mouthful of sand with a "poof", the originally flying brilliant blonde hair was wet and dripping down, Dhoni seemed to be possessed by Tang Muyu, and reached out expressionlessly to pull back the hair that blocked his eyes on his forehead, and kicked his legs and plunged into the water.

Mackey learned to be too big a target to flutter on the sea, so he chose to abscond under the sea, but the water was clear and the visibility was very high, and when Doni opened his eyes underwater, he saw a huge ass wrapped in blue-black swimming trunks in front of him writhing desperately, and immediately twisted his body and tread water to chase after him.

Dhoni swam very fast, like a swordfish, with a series of fine white bubbles, while Mackey was a standard dog-planing style, with a short, four-limbed fat torso, and was caught up in a few clicks.

Dhoni grabbed Mackey's hands and crossed them behind his back, pressing his hands down hard, and twisting his waist and riding on Mackey's back.

It is one of the nine sons of the dragon in the ancient Han myths and legends, also known as the Baxia, resembling a turtle, carrying a weight for many years. Mackey estimated that he couldn't carry a stone tablet weighing 10,000 pounds, but it was more than enough to carry a dhoni, and he was like a puffer fish without thorns.

There is no way, Mackey has a large displacement, which is an innate advantage, and there is no way for Doni to push him into the water no matter how much he can fight.

"Dhoni! I'm just an accomplice, and I have the ability to find the right Lord for revenge!" McKey seemed to be in a hurry, opening his mouth to be his mother tongue, and even using that Shandong-style Chinese anymore, "I want to appeal! You are violating my human rights!"

"The appeal is invalid, and the speed is dead. Dhoni was expressionless, her wet blonde hair sticking to her face like a demon crawling out of the water, and a pair of eyes glowing a terrible green like a predator at night, making Mackey's back chill and his heart trembling.

The water ghost looked the fathead fish up and down, and felt that this product had too much fat, and it was estimated that it would not hurt......

Well?

The water ghost suddenly grinned, revealing a mouthful of white teeth.

"Fuck, you're going to fuck ......" A chill rose from the bottom of the fat fish's heart, swinging its short fins desperately.

"Brush!"

Doni pulled Mackey's swim trunks off, turned his head, and plunged into the water, swimming away at a rapid pace.

Mackey froze for three seconds, then the freckles on his face shook irrepressibly, screaming, and then speeding away.

In ancient times, there were sayings such as "mourning soldiers will win" and "fighting against the water", and now it seems that the ancients did not deceive me, at least, Mackey turned grief and anger into strength and burst out with 200% of his strength to catch up with Doni in a dog planing style, of course, no matter how Mackey's small universe broke out, it couldn't beat Dhoni, and Mackey was obviously very self-aware, focusing his attack on Dhoni's swimming trunks, and using entanglement, harassment, sound and attack, Empty city plan and other multiple tactics, and always implement the important strategic idea of stalking as the core, finally captured the enemy tower and successfully ripped off the only piece of fabric on Doni's body.

After a period of fighting, the two finally shook hands and made peace and became a pair of difficult brothers.

In fact, under normal circumstances, it should be easy to find two pieces of dark fabric floating on the surface of the sea, but the blame is that Doni is so tasteless that he buried Mackey's swimming trunks in the sand, and Mackey of course treated him in the same way, and he also shoveled Dhoni's swimming trunks into the sand with one kick, and since then, there are two more non-degradable pollutants buried under the sand in this sea......

Looking for a needle in a haystack has always been an impossible event, even if it is a needle in the sea that does not know where the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea is, it is in vain, not to mention two non-degradable pollutants?

So, Doni and Mackey can only soak in the water.

As the saying goes, the gentleman is frank, and the villain hides JJ!