Chapter 5: Two Big Words (Part II)

Dhoni tilted his head and patted his ears for a convulsion, he had the illusion that his head was full of sand, shaking like a shaker played by kindergarten children, and he urgently needed to take a bath, rinse his mouth, pick his ears and wash his nostrils, and at the moment he was as uncomfortable as ten thousand ants devouring his heart.

Mackey, on the other hand, was looking at the sky with his round belly in annoyance—it was noon, was it time?

Of course, that's not going to bother these two guys.

After Doni shook his ears, he began to grab his hair and began to open his throat and began to howl: "Big brother!

Tang Muyu pulled the cigarette butts all over the ground, stood up, turned around and left.

"Damn, big brother, wait, wait, you ......" Doni estimated that there was too much sand in his head, and he couldn't talk more than his brain, "Do you want to see two men running naked in front of your sister?"

it!

Mackey grabbed him by the neck and shook him vigorously - what are you doing by yourself and pulling me alone?

Tang Muyu, who was about to get a towel for the two of them, stopped when he heard this, turned around, and was expressionless.

Murderous!

Truly murderous!

Tang Muyu, the number one person in the former top ten killer organizations in the world, Captain Tang's brown and black eyes were full of knife-sharp murderous aura, and Doni gestured to Mackey: Run separately, can you live one by one!

Mackey gave a thumbs up: Good brother, that's interesting!

Then you grabbed my arm, I twisted your thigh, I rubbed, I want to die together!

Let's quantify the combat effectiveness of the trio.

Mackey belongs to the logistics staff, and his combat strength is less than or equal to five, while an ordinary normal person is about ten.

Doni specializes in machinery, but like Donitello in Ninja Turtles, it's not that he can't fight, without the help of props, the combat power is about a hundred, and if you can use props, then it can reach more than ten times, of course, not including heavy weapons - you call it a trick.

As for Tang Muyu, in a coaxing sentence, it is "he doesn't fight, he only kills", Tang Muyu, who has been cultivated as the successor of the head of the Tang Sect since he was a child, is familiar with the acupuncture points and vital points of the human body, and is good at using poison with a secret weapon, in addition to all kinds of modern weapons, although the Tang Sect has never been good at internal force and the like, but he has practiced the seventy-two deadly whip method for more than 20 years (I think this name is really weird!) is not at the same level as the chest crushing boulder- All in all, this thing belongs to non-human combat power, he is not a humanoid tyrannosaurus, he is a humanoid Gundam!

How did Tang Daxia's own cold aura come about? Kill people! I think Tang Muyu, who was called Leo back then, was also an excellent killer who made people talk about it, becoming insidious, cunning, and ruthless!

Nonsense, do you see the classification of this book clearly? Urban Ability, friends! Tang Daxia If he will box, crab step by step, like Wang Ba going out, how to mix in a circle of mutants?

All in all, it's as easy for our Tang Daxia to deal with Doni and Mackey as pinching to death to hatch chicks!

However, as the saying goes, "the old lady beats the finches every year and is pecked by the finches today." She often walks by the river, how can she not get her shoes wet? Although Tang Daxia is now on the beach and does not wear shoes, he is a horse that has lost his hooves and turned over his big ship in the gutter!

Naturally, "two fists are invincible to four hands" is a false proposition in the super invincible master Tang Daxia, and the two little chicks who were beaten like grandsons have no power to fight back, but the wisdom of the people is infinite, not to mention the two little chicks who never know what the bottom line is......

Doni, whose mind is full of sand, and Mackey, whose stomach is full of seawater, turned their rivalry into jade silk, and showed the momentum of the same enemy, indomitable, defeated and defeated, did not abandon, did not give up, he was strong, the breeze blew the hills, he was horizontal, and the bright moon shone on the river...... You must strip the eldest brother (captain) naked today!

So, Tang Daxia, who was holding a little chicken in one hand, suddenly felt cold in his crotch......

Hmm? Most of the things that are so tasteless are Doni.

But Mackey wasn't an honest guy either.

Therefore, Tang Daxia thinks that he will beat him first and then talk about it - why else is he Captain Leo?

After the fight, call it a day. Three naked men standing in the sea you look at me, I look at you, staring at you with big eyes......

"Do you say that you have no clothes? But the three brothers in the same trench, all of them were bare-footed, so they had to "repair my spear and have the same enmity with my son"

Finish......

Who is the initiator? It went around and around and around Miss Ye's head.

If it weren't for this woman's gossip and questioning, would Tang Muyu have dragged Mackey to "bury" Doni alive? If Doni hadn't been "buried alive", would he have sought revenge on Mackey? If it weren't for Dhoni's revenge......

In short, Miss Ye is the root of all evil and the culprit of everything, as for someone who gave the eldest brother a strip to ignite the fire of gossip in Miss Ye's heart, naturally ignore it!

"This woman doesn't have three heads and six arms, why did she make a fuss about our brothers?" Doni sighed with a sigh on his face, and still persevered in scratching his claws and shaving sand.

"You see her jaw is sharp, her lips are thin and her nose is narrow, and she looks snarky!" Mackey seemed to have studied my country's physiognomy quite a bit, but he spoke with a Shandong flavor, and at the moment he was clutching his round belly, feeling like his belly was bulging, and he was so hungry.

"Superficial. "The first impression is very important, you see, Tang Muyu still remembers the "Domineering President" in Miss Ye's hand.

Of course, Miss Ye obviously wouldn't know that the three big men were arranging themselves vigorously, in fact, she was a little excited now.

Miss Ye, who was watching the whole time, naturally knew what was going on below, although she didn't see it with her own eyes, but Doni and Mackey were screaming like killing pigs, how could she not hear it?

Opportunity! Handle! Let you have nothing to say, and now you can't give the old lady one by one?

Spare you like a ghost, and you also want to drink the old lady's footwashing water! Ye Jing was excited, her eyes lit up, and even the acne on the tip of her nose that came out of her depression caused by some endocrine disorders caused by being in the same room with a low pressure man for a long time was also red with excitement.

The spring breeze is proud, and the sand by the sea is stepped on in one day.

Ye Jing was blown by the sea breeze and suddenly got carried away - what "stepping on the sand on the beach in one day", it is obviously "asking all the big gossip in one day"!

Doni, who was scratching left and right, scratching up and down, saw Ye Jing walking down from a distance, and immediately stopped condemning the meeting, pursed his lips, and showed a smile.

To tell the truth, Doni is really handsome, and it is not the popular cream little raw fresh meat today, a blonde hair is wet and stroked to the back of the head, revealing a smooth forehead, a pair of golden eyebrows are raised obliquely upward, and the sword eyebrows in martial arts novels are nothing more than that, although the pupils are not blue but also green, the face lines are sharp, quite a bit of the feeling of the hero of the Citi country action movie, the expression is rich and ruffian, in one sentence - ruffian hero.

It's a pity that Miss Ye is a superficial woman who only likes the domineering president and turns a blind eye to Doni's handsomeness.

"Hey, Ye Beauty, help get a towel!" Doni scratched a few strands of hair on his forehead and smiled very sunnyly.

"Please, please, I'll give it to you. Ye Jing looked at the three of them condescendingly, feeling a little villainous.

You see, this is the behavior that a typical little girl would do, something like "guess, I'll tell you if you guess" – as if someone else is rare.

(To tell you the truth, the author often does this, but it's - call Dad, call Dad!)

Of course, our love Saint Doni obviously doesn't think there is anything wrong with this kind of behavior - he is well versed in the five-character mantra of "Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian".

What? You don't know Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian? I haven't read the Water Margin, have I? I haven't seen the Water Margin, and I haven't seen the Golden Bottle Plum, haven't you seen it? Well, in fact, the author hasn't read it either.

As the saying goes, being a small person and being obedient will be ingenious, Doni immediately squeezed out an extremely bright smile: "Sister Ye, good sister, please, give me a towel!"

- Of course, in view of the fact that Miss Ye is a beauty, if you are a man and say to him, "If you beg me, please I'll give it to you", see if Doni doesn't smoke you.

Ye Jing was so screamed by his sister that her heart, spleen, liver, and everything were trembling, and she immediately threw the towel to him.

Dhoni caught the towel and shook it, two.

Since Doni had been eating the weighed and wanted to pull a pi strip for his eldest brother, he stuffed one for Mackey.

The two brothers had a tacit understanding at this time, glanced at each other, wrapped their towels and ran away.

Tang Muyu stood in the sea water and didn't move—he wasn't blind, who couldn't see that Miss Ye was targeting him?

Sure enough, Ye Jing was not in a hurry, and sat down on the beach with a golden knife, Liu Ye's eyebrows raised, and she first took out her mobile phone and took a few photos first.

Tang Muyu stood in the water with his arms crossed and his face expressionless, if it weren't for the bright sun above his head, he would be like a freshly baked zombie that had just crawled out of a coffin.

Threaten me?

Back then, Captain Tang was arrested, and his teammates turned over the nest and was never threatened, you are a little girl, you are still a little tender!

Thinking like this, a sneer tugged at the corner of the mouth of a certain black-faced zombie - that was obviously impossible, although the author would love to write so.

Of course, Tang Daxia's aura is extremely strong, and Ye Jing was ready to oppress the other party with silence, but he was oppressed first.

Tang Muyu's low-temperature aura, state skills, no trigger conditions, stable existence 24 hours a day, wide range, strong effect, effective against all intelligent creatures, immune, unable to defend.

After all, Tang Muyu was born as a killer, you want him to practice an aura that makes people feel like a spring breeze, I'm sorry, he can't do it.

In short, Miss Ye felt that her cheeks were frozen and sour, so she couldn't help but rub her calf with her hand, coughed lightly, and said, "Tang Muyu, you ......"

"Wow!"

Tang Muyu and Tang Da Killer ignored her, raised his legs and walked up.

Jokes, he didn't go to nightclubs or anything when he was young, would you be afraid of your little girl?

Who did Doni learn from his character?—— Tang Muyu! When Tang Da Killer was young, he was known for being ruthless and faceless!

So Tang Muyu walked ashore generously, pulled up the towel and shook it slowly, then firmly tied it to his waist, and then snatched the mobile phone in Ye Jing's hand, and with a little force with one hand, it was suddenly twisted into a twisted one, and the fragments fell to the ground at Ye Jing's feet, and he didn't forget to sarcastically say: "Boring." ”

Then lift your legs and walk up.

The two onlookers who were hiding behind the beach chairs not far away were dumbfounded, and Mackey gave a thumbs up: "Captain Niu B......!

"You know a fart, didn't you see the two capitalized words on Ye Meinu's face-sister-in-law-?" Doni slapped him on the back of the head, and then stood up, "I'm going back to take a shower, you squat slowly!"

Mackey covered the back of his head and complained with a black line: "Just your Chinese - what do you mean 'two big words'?"

Long.

Long.

Ye Jing, who is known as "understands more routines than Dhoni has ever been with", finally came back to her senses, and let out a murderous roar with a flushed face: "Tang! Mu! Rain!!"

It's like a female leopard.

——————

On the other side, a tall and thin man and a cloaked female trio.

"Ahem! it's useless for you! you're seasick!" the Shadowwalker righteously criticized Cyan Storm.

The cyan storm finally stopped scolding and didn't fight back, and he trembled on the railing and reciprocated: "You...... Before you say that, ...... Let's get up from the ground first!"

The two of them exchanged words for a few words, and finally it was the Shadow Walker who had the upper hand.

Nightmare coughed and began to make a short important summary: "Add money!"

The other two nodded in unison, and responded in unison: "Hmm!