"By the way, those two gods also gave me several big gourds, telling me to carry them with me, and I must not open them until the critical moment, and they will naturally come in handy at that time, I really don't know what kind of medicine they sell in the gourd? Guess if it is an elixir to revive the dead?" He deliberately hung my appetite. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Haha, you think beautifully, then the priceless elixir should also be offered to Her Majesty, why do you fall in love with you? It seems that the gods and men also have times when they look away, haha. We burst out laughing.

"By the way, where have you been?" I asked curiously.

"Wow, an open place, endless, desolate, deep forests, overgrown with weeds. There was a huge cave not far away, very desolate, I was looking around, suddenly a huge black snake jumped out of the wild grass, just like I pounced, spitting blood-red letters, opening the bloody mouth, I was in danger, dumbfounded, helpless, desperate to close my eyes, just at this moment, the big snake fell down in front of my eyes. "He came to an abrupt end at a critical moment.

"What's the matter? Could it be that the snake is dying of life, or is it stuck in some bone?" I asked curiously. Behind its huge body, there were several figures flickering with shadows. He said unhurriedly.

"Wow, it seems that you are lucky, someone saved you from fire and water at a critical time?" I continued. "Thank you, my savior, I say with gratitude. As a result, when they heard what I said, they didn't speak, and they looked dazed. He continued.

"Could it be a dumb hero, seeing that the road is uneven, drawing a sword to help, kung fu is really amazing, and he killed the big snake with his bare hands. "I guess there's a bunch of strong men coming.

"When I looked closely, it turned out to be primitive people with naked foreheads with low foreheads, thick skulls, prominent eyebrow ridges, protruding lips, and no chins, just like the pictures of Peking apes seen in elementary school textbooks. Some of them held branches in their hands, some of them held stones in their hands, waved their sticks, threw stones, and at once killed the serpent, and dragged them to their bodies with great joy. It turned out that he came to the capital Beijing. It's just that at this time, Beijing is still in the middle of the mountains, and the land has not yet been developed, so it is worthless.

"You really know how to choose the era, you actually chose the era of the Peking ape. I said.

"Which one I chose, it was all pressed by myself, and it was all messed up by the machine itself. Beijing, Beijing, I left a lot of love, onenightin Beijing, I left a lot of love, the man who sang the wine was the wolf clan in the north, calling outside the city gate with tears in his eyes. I've been waiting for a thousand years, why haven't the gates been opened?" and he suddenly began to sing again, piercing through the silent night sky, like a ghostly wolf howl. "Stop singing, are you drinking too much today? If you sing again, the corpse will get up from the grave and cheat the corpse!"

"I stole some sweet potato wine from adults, but why, I have no grievances with these dead people, why did they crawl out to scare me?" he asked, puzzled.

"They didn't get up to scare you, they came to strangle you, disturbed their peaceful underground life, and I will come and pinch you if you sing again." I said with a grin. "By the way, I thought you drank some high-end red wine from a Chinese farm?" I asked curiously. "How is that possible? such a poor place, you think it is a French farmstead, a manor?" he muttered dissatisfied.

"But you are really lucky, although you were not clothed and hungry at that time, it was not illegal to run naked at that time, everyone was naked, slick, honest, and took off their disguises. Have you ever heard the song "Primitive Society is Good"? Primitive society is good, primitive society is good, men and women pouting and running, men chasing, women running, chasing one is one, setting off the **tide of primitive society, **tide, you are really feasting your eyes!" I giggled and laughed on the side of my phone. "Haha, of course I do. Wow, you've heard this too, I thought it was only the boys who knew about it, hehe. He laughed wickedly.

"What's this, a girl in our dormitory used to sing loudly, and now the girls are not arrogant and don't suppress the boys. Once the curtain was half-hidden, she was about to take a bath, and saw a boy in the dormitory building next door peeking with a telescope from a distance, but the girl simply opened the curtain in a hurry, and the man was so frightened that he ran away. I said disapprerovingly.

"Wow, amazing, the women are amazing now, all of them are women, and this is the best woman. He sighed. "But then again, this primitive woman is really as rough as a man, and she has no beauty at all, to put it bluntly, she is almost the same as a female orangutan, where do I have any glamorous blessings? It's not okay to be ugly, where do I dare to see it, I went to ancient times to see beautiful women. He said with a wry smile.

"Then why don't you come back, after they save you?" I felt a little dull and thought that was the end of it. "It's miserable in the back, they looked me up and down like aliens. Then he began to dance and roar to the sky. Those people were bare-assed, naked, swarthy, sharpening knives, chattering and not knowing what to say, and I was about to take out my mobile phone to record this historical information, and those people raised their spears, picked up stone chips, and rushed towards me with a fierce momentum. I could not understand their language, and when I saw them carrying stones and other weapons, they were talking nonsense, and when they saw that the situation was not good, they were about to slip away, but where were the opponents of these savages, they were really much faster than Lewis, and they were so powerful, that they tied me up with vines, and led me to the great cavern, where some black bats flew about. He said remorsefully.

"There was also a big fire in it, and the fire was burning, and from time to time the Pekingese, who took turns watching the fire, added branches and leaves to the fire, so as to help preserve the fire, and it seems that they knew that wild beasts were afraid of fire. However, only natural fire is used, either when thunder strikes dry wood and ignites the fire, or when a volcano erupts. I can't drill wood to make fire, it's really stupid. He described it vividly.

"There's nothing terrible about that, maybe it's for you to visit their humble house. I said disapprerovingly.

"You don't see the horrible and disgusting scene, but if you look closely, there is a fire with a shelf next to it, and there is actually a primitive man on it, but it is roasted by the fire in pain, and the smoke is repeated, and the meat is still squeaking, and the ghost is crying wolf. He said bitterly. "It's terrifying, it's not a human act, it's a pervert, a murderer, it's a murderous maniac, it's just killing people without blinking. I said angrily.

"I didn't expect something more disgusting to happen later, they actually tore open the human flesh, unloaded the eight pieces and began to eat with relish, and ate it with taste, just like we now gnaw on pig's trotters. The inside of my stomach is overwhelming, and it is extremely uncomfortable. "His painful memories.

"Considering that I am the next backup, I shout loudly, comrades, we are all family, I am your descendants, everyone is Chinese, why should Chinese kill Chinese?" he continued.

"Then what was their reaction, they were so touched that they finally let poor you go?" I said with a smile.

"How is that possible? Those people didn't understand me at all, and they thought I was yelling too much, and they just blocked my mouth with leaves. Those barbarians, oops, as long as it's not their one, they all kill each other, eat and eat. "I couldn't help but feel numb and nauseous.

"However, I finally had this major scientific and archaeological discovery, that is, the Peking people and the terrible cannibals, you don't know, it really scared me to death at that time, I was almost eaten alive by life. He said triumphantly.

"It's a pity you're not the first. Some scholars have recorded in the History of Primitive Chinese Society that Peking people have found many skulls, but few trunk bones and limb bones, and most of the skulls have scars, which were created by striking with sharp blades, cobblestones, or clubs. Therefore, he thinks that the ancient Pekingese had a cannibalistic style. I laughed. "And I've already guessed that you're sneaking away again, right? You're running away as soon as you have a situation. "I'm categorical and categorical.

"Of course, the thirty-six poles, it is the best policy, while they are full of food and drink, I give full play to my thief's specialty and uncover the rope, which is a piece of cake for me, and it is a good thing to slip away. But this time it didn't work, and when the good horses stumbled, they caught me back again with flying speed, and in a fit of rage, they drove me step by step to the shelves on the fire. He said dejectedly.

"Wow, that's just the last moment, it's about to roast me into braised pork, the fire is so close at hand, my heart is fluttering, it's about to fall out, it's so terrifying. He said with palpitations. "At this critical moment, I stumbled and didn't stand firm, and one of the gourds accidentally overturned, and they didn't care, regardless of the three-seven-twenty-one, and unloaded. He continued. "Got you in pieces?" I laughed deliberately. "No, I unloaded a few of my big gourds, they were still more communist, and everyone divided them evenly and drank them in a big gulp. He laughs.

"It seems that a man of God is a man of God, and he is like a god. "I admire the five-body throw. "Sometimes these gods are quite effective, and they are crooked, and the rest of the time they are nonsense. He retorted.

"The primitive people Huo Huo's screaming, dancing, and grabbing the mud on the ground with his hands and putting it in his mouth to eat, I went back to my senses and smelled the aroma of wine, this is the best elixir and jade liquid, it turns out that these big gourds are full of good wine. But those primitive people know how to share, evenly distributed, you take a bite and I take a bite, I am very happy, and I will solve a few big gourds in a while. In the end, they all staggered and fell to the ground, snoring like thunder. I've finally saved my life and returned to the time machine. He said with relief.

"By the way, my lighters are also left in primitive societies, and they don't need to keep the fire anymore. Also, will you find my lighter at the archaeological site, I didn't expect my Xiaofei's things to become cultural relics, worth a thousand gold, haha?" he laughed. "You just have some fantastical daydreams. Even if there is, people think it is left by modern tomb robbers. By the way, where else have you been?" I asked, curious.

"I also went to the empty world at the beginning of the opening, when the chaos was there, the vast earth, the size of the heaven and the earth, I alone dominated, it was really the king of the world, the world was the same, and I was the only one. But a man hangs alone, with no enemies, no friends, nothing. There was nothing around it, and it was desolate. It seems that the place where there are people is the rivers and lakes, and the place where there is no one is nothing, and there is no sense of belonging, and the nasty people I knew before, the disgusting people, the local tyrants who don't know the luxury cars, the rich second generation, and the guys who don't work for anything, don't feel so annoying. If I'm alone in the world, that's the scariest thing. So I hurried back into the time machine. He felt very deeply, but he forgot that he was a thief who hated the rich for nothing.

"Then you don't have a mess of time travel?" I said with a smile about my messy experience.

"I also traveled through the history of China, or I went to some dynasty where the king of the country died, the people were struggling to make a living, and there were rebels everywhere, and the uprisings were exposed. Or it is the chaotic Three Kingdoms era, as soon as the time machine comes out, it will either be shot by arrows or cut by a big knife, and the wolf smoke will be bursting, and the soldiers will be in chaos. It's a good thing I hid quickly, otherwise I would have died, and it's not a good place. He said angrily.

"Then why haven't you seen some famous characters, like Da Qiao, Xiao Qiao's beauty, or Cao Cao, or Liu Bei?" I was curious.

"Oh, the war is raging, the fight is inextricable, the sky is dark, the sky and the earth are dark, the sky and the earth are dark, there is no daylight, where is the time to see the beauty and heroes, it is still important to save my life first, so scared that I hurried back to the time machine. He said with palpitations. "However, I was still a little scared at first, but then I became addicted to playing, and I was out of control, and in the end, I wanted to continue playing, but my body became shorter and shorter, and I could only reach the only button in the Song Dynasty, so I came back again. He laughs.

"I guess this guy was so scared that he didn't go anywhere later, so he stayed in the time machine, and finally he couldn't see it, so he ejected it urgently, so he didn't say anything. I thought to myself, but I said, "It's about the same as me, hehe, you can hurry up and earn the money and come to me." I said. "By the way, when you have time, look for your time machine and show me the useful things in it when the time comes. ”

"You too, didn't your time machine bring a lot of things, but you have to divide half of me, I'm your best friend. He said gleefully.

"You really deserve to be a thief among thieves, you know what I have in the machine, it's not easy. I laughed.

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