The sketch continues:

Xiaofei: "Look. ”??

Xiao Fei pondered for a long time, and then kicked the door open directly.

All..

"Nima, is this an iron sand palm?"

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"For the first time, I knew that iron sand palms were made with feet. ”

“………… I'm taking my pants off, so you can show me this. ”

"Hahahahaha ”

"It's so funny. ”

Xu Qian exclaimed on the side: "Sister-in-law, what a slap of iron sand." ”??

Xiao Fei was very smug and said, "Isn't it?"

Then she said to Xu Qian: "Qianqian, the future depends on you, you must take care of your body, pay attention to safety, we will have Qianqian in the future." ”??

Xiao Fei and Xu Qian spoke softly, showing tenderness, as if the wife was asking her husband.

Xu Qian nodded and said, "I know sister-in-law." ”

?? Xiao Fei walked in front of Xu Qian and simply beckoned: "Let's go." ”

After saying that, she left directly.

?? The cannon looked confused: "How do I feel something missing?" ”??

"Haha!"

The audience laughed.

It can be said that Xiaofei's attitude towards Xu Qian and his attitude towards the cannon are fundamentally two extremes.

"Nima, this is trying to amuse me!"

"With a little green on your head, life is passable. ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"It's so funny, I've never seen such a funny sketch. ”

Master Feng was also very pleased, he scored ten points on Xiao Fei's performance, and it can be said that Xiao Fei's performance was almost flawless.

This is Xiaofei's characteristic, she doesn't have her own creative ability, she can't pick the lead alone, but if someone takes her to play, she can perform impeccably.

She is now by Xu Gan's side, the king of comedy, and she has no pressure at all, because Xu Qian can save the scene in time, so she performs very well.

Xiaofei can also become famous with this "Cross Talk Comedian". ”

Master Feng knew that Xiao Fei's comedy road was completely smooth after that, because compared with male comedy artists, female comedy artists were quite rare, and they could even be said to be rare.

And like Xiao Fei is so young and so handsome, it can be said that after "Happy Comedian", Xiao Fei will definitely become a smooth commodity and become famous all over the world.

This is also what Master Feng wants to see, after all, his other apprentices have already achieved fame, and he doesn't want Xiao Fei to continue to sink.

Xu Qian: "Don't think about that, let's go, come on.??"

Cannon: "Don't don't, wait, wait, wait, that.??"

Xu Qian looked at him suspiciously: "What's the matter, second brother?"??

The cannon walked up to Xu Qian: "I'm running slowly, let me come first." ”??

Xu Qian hurriedly argued: "Second brother, I'll run first." ”??

Cannon: "I'll slow down and wait for you." ”??

Then the cell boss walked in, and he had a club in his hand: "What are you two doing???

When Xu Qian saw that the cell boss had come in, he didn't grab it with the cannon, but dragged his arm and said, "Come back, come back." ”

Then he let go of the cannon's arm and said to the cell leader: "If you have to escape from prison, you won't listen to any persuasion, you tell him, I'll sleep for a while." ”

Then he fell asleep on the ground as if nothing had happened.

The audience was going crazy with laughter.

"It's so funny!"

"Shameless, Xu Qian is still so shameless. ”

"This teammate sells that is called a skill. ”

"It's making me laugh. ”

?? The cell boss walked to the cannon and directly picked up the stick and waited: "Why don't you listen to what I tell you? Why don't you listen, why don't you ??????listen?"

"Hahahaha

Everyone was going crazy with laughter.

"Poor cannon. ”

"Why is it always me who gets hurt??"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

The crowd was really impressed by the cannon.

Shen Jump: "It hurts to look at it." ”

Song Baobao: "The cannon is also fighting." ”

Feng Peng: "Oh mom, it hurts so much." ”

"I told you to stay good and don't make trouble for me.??"

The cell boss pointed his stick at the cannon road.

The cannon was very speechless: "That"??

The cell boss said angrily: "I still have to repair." ”??

The cannon walked directly to Xu Qian's side and kicked Xu Qian with his foot: "Sleep, you." ”??

Xu Qian got up and frowned, "What are you doing???" Cannon: "What the hell are you doing? Isn't it a prison break? Sleep something." ”??

Xu Qian pretended to be suddenly enlightened: "Yes, yes, yes, prison escape, I forgot if you don't say it." ”

"In this way, second brother, I have a way, after a while, we will pretend to be sick, and as soon as we pretend to be sick, the cell boss will definitely send us to the hospital, and on the way to the hospital, we will take the opportunity to escape. ”

Xu Qian proposed.

?? The cannon thinks it's feasible: "Okay, it's okay to pretend to be sick, but can you discuss it, you can pretend to be sick.??"

Xu Qian was a little unhappy: "Why?"??

The cannon explained: "Second brother, your body is thin, and you can't bear it, do you know if you can't beat it?"??

"Haha!"

Everyone burst into laughter, and they all thought about Xu Qian's frequent beatings before.

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

?? Xu Qian said: "Okay, second brother."

Then he shouted outside, "Cell boss." ”??

The cell boss walked in and looked at the two of them, and his eyes were very unkind: "What are you doing???

Xu Qian pointed to the cannon and said, "My second brother is sick. ”

"Hahaha!"

Everyone was about to laugh crazy, just now Xu Qian swore that he was pretending to be sick, but he sold the cannon in a blink of an eye.

"Bad, Xu Qiantai is so bad. ”

"Shameless, Xu Qian is still so shameless. ”

"This teammate sells that is called a skill. ”

"It's making me laugh. ”

"I must not be teammates with Xu Qian, otherwise I don't know how to die. ”

?? The cell boss looked at the cannon with an unkind face: "Are you sick?"

The cannon looked confused.

Xu Qian said: "He has stones." ”

?? The cell boss looked at the cannon at this time: "Do you have stones?"??

The cannon was directly stunned: "Ah!"

?? The cell boss stared at the cannon and said, "Then you can show it to me.??"

The cannon looked at the cell leader, and was stunned for about three seconds, and he said to the cell boss in a daze: "Big brother has stones." ”??

The cell boss didn't care, he stretched out his hand: "You show it to me." ”

The cannon was directly stunned, and he turned his head to look at Xu Qian.

?? Xu Qian also wiped his sweat with his hands: "Show others." ”??

"Haha!"

Everyone laughed and leaned back.

"It's funny. ”

"Show me"

"This is simply a divine plot, and only Xu Qian can think of such a plot. ”

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

The cannon stammered: "That ......"??

The cell boss stared at the cannon: "Show it to me." ”??

Cannon explained, "It's not this thing in there. ”??

The cell boss looked very unkind: "You show it to me.??"

The cannon said pitifully: "It's not easy to take." ”??

The cell boss directly waved the stick in his hand and whipped it towards Xu Qian: "You show it to me, show me.??"

The cannon hurriedly begged for mercy: "Don't fight." ”

?? But the cell boss ignored it and continued to beat him with a stick: "Show me, show me.??"

The audience laughed like crazy.

"This poor cannon. ”

"Why is it always me who gets hurt??"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

The cannon turned around: "Come, come, come, give, show you." ”??

He really took a stone in his hand, and all the audience were instantly confused: "Is this okay?"

Xu Qian was also surprised: "Second brother, do you really have stones?"??

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

"I'm laughing at me!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"Xu Qian's terrible is too bad. ”

The cannon is also a little inexplicable: "I don't know, as soon as he hit me, I was in a hurry, and I vomited it out as soon as I tried my best, and I was quite comfortable after vomiting." ”??

All..

"It's pretty comfortable"

"It's a wonder. ”

The cell boss was also stunned, and he said to the cannon: "Cannon, drink more hot water and pay attention to rest.??"

"Hahaha!"

The crowd laughed:

"Drink plenty of hot water"

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

The cannon was still thinking there: "Where did it come from, where did it come from???"

"Hahaha!"

The crowd laughed:

"It's making me laugh. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

Xu Qian proposed: "Second brother, so be it." Let's change the method, let's do it later."

?? Cannon: "Wait, wait, don't change the method, the second brother has a method.??"

Xu Qian was a little curious: "Is it? ”??

Cannon said: "Let's wait for the release of our sentence." ”??

"Haha!"

The crowd burst into laughter.

"Waiting for release from prison"

"I'm laughing so much!"

"I'm afraid, the cannon is scared. ”

"The cannons are now galling. ”

Xu Qian said: "It will take five years, who will wait?"??

Cannon: "According to this method, the second brother's little life has to be hit, do you know?"??

The crowd laughed:

"How many hits did the cannon take?"

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"Poor cannon. ”

Xu Qian said: "How can I get in, second brother, with my ingenuity, we will definitely be able to escape, even I don't believe it." ”??

Xu Qian knocked on the wall, and suddenly he was startled, which made the cannon jump a lot.

Cannon was very puzzled and asked, "What are you doing?"

?? Xu Qian explained: "Second brother, this is an empty wall. ”??

Cannon: "What???"

Xu Qian's eyes lit up: "Let's smash the wall and leak it, and we can slip from here." ”

The more he thought about it, the more he thought it was possible.

?? Cannon: "yes,?? Mom, there's nothing in this cell, what's the knock?"??

Xu Qian: "Yes, it's good to have two stones." ”

After saying this, the two of them were stunned at the same time, Xu Qian's gaze at the cannon was a little unkind, and the cannon looked very weak.

Everyone burst into laughter:

"Hahahaha

"Xu Qian's sketches have never disappointed. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

Master Feng was also a little shocked by the cannon's performance, the cannon's demeanor and movements were already at the peak, he was no longer lost to Xu Qian in some aspects, this is a real acting genius.

"This Xu Qian is really powerful. ”

Master Feng really deeply admires Xu Gan, deeply admires that he can find so many good seedlings, in time, these people will definitely be famous all over the world, and Xu Qian will also enjoy great glory because of these people.

?? The cannon looked at Xu Qian pitifully and said, "No, I really can't do this, I can't spit it out." ”

?? Xu Qian said: "Just together." ”

?? Cannon: "There's nothing left.??"

Xu Qian said: "I'm sorry. ”????

Then he was beaten hard at the cannon.

The cannon screamed one after another: "Ahhh......hh Give to give. ”??

The cannon handed the stone in his hand to Xu Qian.

Xu Qian looked at the stone in his hand and said, "Second brother, I knew that you must have the material, come." ”??

"Hahaha!"

The crowd laughed:

"Plastic Brothers!"

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"Poor cannon. ”

"It's so distressing to look at. ”

Xu Qian smashed the empty wall with the "stone" in his hand, once, twice, three times, the empty wall collapsed, and before Xu Qian, the two cannons were happy, and they saw that the cell boss was playing cards.

Xu Qian and the cannon looked confused.

The crowd laughed:

"Xu Qian's sketches have never disappointed. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"This Nima, I'm afraid I'm not going to laugh to death. ”

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

The cell boss was taken aback, and he looked at Xu Qian and the others with an unkind face: "What are you doing?"

The cannon looked at the jailers in fear: "Brother Cell, I don't have anything in my stomach, do you know? This is the last stone, I can't fight anymore, I have nothing to vomit, ahhhh ”

Screams rang out one after another.

"The cannon is also fighting, how many hits have you been hit today?"

"This cannon is really laughing at me. ”

"This poor cannon. ”

"Why is it always me who gets hurt??"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

Xu Qian also said on the side: "Beat him and let him escape from prison." ”

At this moment, the brotherhood of plastic is undoubtedly revealed.

"Shameless, Xu Qian is so shameless, I have never seen such a brazen person. ”

"Xu Qiantai is so bad!"

"Sure enough, it's still a familiar taste, a familiar recipe, Xu Qian is as cheap as ever. ”

"It's so cheap. ”

"With Xu Qian as a teammate, I don't know how he died. ”

"It's really a plastic brotherhood. ”

"Super, super like Xu Qian. ”

"Xu Qian's product is really a high-quality product. ”

Since then, the sketch "Difficult Brothers" has come to a successful conclusion here.

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。 Three Heads M.