The sketch continues:

The cell boss heard the movement and walked over.

Cell Boss: "What are you doing, what are you doing???

Boss Liu stood straight and looked like a big brother: "It's okay." ”??

Xu Qian also said: "I didn't say anything.??"

The cannon grinned, "Nothing?"

Cell leader: "I'll tell you something, Boss Liu??"

Boss Liu looked very dragged, and seemed to disdain to be with the cell boss at all: "Yes." ”??

Cell boss: "Released after completing his sentence." ”??

"Hahahaha

The audience burst into laughter.

"God's Turn"

"It's making me laugh. ”

"They don't need to be rescued at all. ”

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

Xu Qian and Cannon glanced at each other, looking confused, as if to say, "What's the situation?"

Boss Liu: "What are you kidding???"

Cell Boss: Who is joking with you, released from prison.??

Boss Liu: "Release after the end of the sentence?"

Boss Liu still had a very dragged expression, and walked to the cell head step by step, saying "release after the completion of the sentence" and "heh", seemingly very disdainful.

"I'm going to be released after completing my sentence!"??

Then he ran straight out.

"Hahaha!"

The crowd laughed:

"This Boss Liu"

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Sure enough, it's plastic brotherhood. ”

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

Cannon and Xu Qian were collectively dumbfounded, the two of them entered the cell to save Boss Liu, and now that Boss Liu is gone, they are still in the cell, they want to say, "What's the situation?"

Cannon: "Oops, hey, hey"

Cell boss: "What are you?"

The cell boss's hand movements did not stop, and he kept hitting the cannon with his club.

"Hahaha!"

The crowd laughed:

"Poor cannon. ”

"Why is it always me who gets hurt??"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"Don't look for trouble!"

The cell boss gave them another warning look, and then walked away in a majestic manner.

?? The cannon looked at Xu Qiandao, he was rubbing his arm as he spoke, obviously being beaten very painfully: "Third brother, is that big brother running away?"??

Xu Qian: "Second brother, what are you talking about? Based on what I know about the eldest brother, the eldest brother must have escaped???

"Hahaha!"

The crowd laughed.

"God lines. ”

"This line is really going to make me laugh to death, second brother, what do you say? Based on my understanding of the eldest brother, the eldest brother must have escaped???

Cannon: "So what are we going to do?"??

Xu Qian said confidently: "In a while, someone will come to save us." ”??

Cannon: "Really, when is it coming?"??

Xu Qian said: "I'll be there soon, wait patiently." ”??

Cannon said, "Okay." ”??

The cell boss walked in and said to the two, "Hey, someone has come to see you.??"

Xu Qian said: "It's coming." ”??

A woman walked in, dressed in plain clothes, with a basket of flowers twisted in her hand, and a pair of tearful eyes with affection.

This woman is extremely beautiful, a typical beauty, and when she appears, all around her are bright, which is commonly known as "Pengsheng Shine".

Many people have eyes straight:

"Whose ???? is this?"

"It's beautiful!"

"Wow, that's beautiful!"

"It's really, really beautiful, I didn't think there would be such a beautiful comedian. ”

"Where did you find this Xu Qian?"

"I'm going, it's really beautiful, pleasing to the eye, I can only describe my mood at the moment. ”

Master Feng was also shocked: "This is Xiao Fei!"

Of course he knows this person, because this is his precious apprentice, although there are not many apprentices of Master Feng, but each of them has made a lot of achievements in the comedy industry, the reason why Master Feng is called Master Feng is not only because of his network foundation in the Spring Festival Gala for decades, but also because of his support for the younger generations.

And Xiao Fei is the youngest disciple of Master Feng, he knows her advantages and disadvantages in detail, Xiao Fei's shortcomings are obvious, that is, she has no creative ability, and the advantages are also very obvious, that is, if you can provide a framework, she will act very well.

In other words, she doesn't have the ability to take the lead alone, if she performs next to powerful people, she will improve very quickly, and burst out with three hundred percent of her strength.

Master Feng said in his heart: "This is also a good opportunity for Xiao Fei. ”

Powerful person, who else can compare to Xu Qian in today's comedy world? This is a man who is known as the king of comedy!

As for creative ability, who else in today's comedy industry can compare to Xu Qian? The best Spring Festival Gala in history was created by Xu Gan, which can be called a shock to the past and the present.

It can be said that Xiaofei will definitely be able to learn a lot by following Xu Qian, which is much better than her working behind closed doors.

And Master Feng can foresee that this "Happy Comedian" will definitely be able to become an instant hit, and it would be great if Xiaofei could become famous with this show.

Because of the presence of his own apprentices, Master Feng watched the show more seriously.

Xiao Fei stood opposite and stared affectionately, while Xu Qian covered his face with his hands and lowered his head, showing affection.

Xiao Fei ran directly to Xu Qian's side, and then hugged Xu Qian directly, but the cannon's eyes were very strange, he kept paying attention to Xiao Fei, and then saw her hugging Xu Qian.

Xiaofei: "Xianggong, Xianggong." Xianggong, I heard that you are going to be locked up here for five years in order to be the boss, don't you let me be widowed for five years?"

Xiao Fei said with emotion.

Xu Qian also had a sad expression, he covered his fist over his mouth, looking like he was about to cry.

Cannon's expression was still very strange, he looked at the two people with strange eyes, and he seemed a little inexplicable.

"Look at you, I can't even recognize you when you're tortured, you're bad, you're bad, you're bad, you're bad??"

Xiaofei kept being coquettish, beating Xu Gan's arm with her own pink fist, and finally snuggled up to Xu Gan's shoulder, looking like a fairy girl.

The cannon finally couldn't help it: "Daughter-in-law, where am I here.??"

"Hahaha!"

Everyone was about to go crazy laughing, and they finally understood why the cannon's expression was so strange, because Xiaofei was his daughter-in-law at all, and she actually kissed me and me with Xu Qian.

"With a little green on your head, life is passable. ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

Xu Qian: "Sister-in-law, I'm Xu Qian." ”

?? Xiaofei: "Oh, I'm sorry, my sister-in-law was a little out of shape just now." It's not with you. ”

Xiao Fei hid his face to hide his embarrassment.

?? Xu Qian: "It's okay, sister-in-law." ”??

The two men hugged again.

"Haha!"

The audience was really going crazy with laughter.

"Nima, this is trying to amuse me!"

"With a little green on your head, life is passable. ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Shameless, shameless. ”

The cannon couldn't stand it anymore, and he reached out to pull the two of them: "Hey, it's quite energetic." ”

The two of them hugged each other tightly, and the cannon couldn't be separated for a while.

"Hey, okay. ”

The cannon's strength to feed is still inseparable.

"Okay, apologize. ”

At the end he almost roared.

"Hahaha!"

The audience was really on the verge of laughing.

"Cannons. ”

"Poor cannon. ”

"This skit is so funny. ”

"Xu Qian's product is really a high-quality product. ”

"Convinced, completely convinced. ”

Xu Qian and Xiaofei were reluctant to separate.

The music sounded, and Xiao Fei and the cannon stared affectionately.

?? Xiao Fei called affectionately: "Cannon." ”?? The cannon is also an affectionate call: "Daughter-in-law." ”?? Xiao Fei continued to call affectionately: "Cannon." ”??

The cannon also called affectionately again: "Daughter-in-law." ”??

Xiao Fei continued to call affectionately: "Cannon." ”??

The cannon called affectionately again: "Daughter-in-law.??"

Xiao Fei and the cannon hugged lightly, and then immediately let go.

"Hahaha!"

Everyone really couldn't help it, just now Xiaofei and Xu Qian looked affectionate, hugged each other for a long time and did not separate, but now they separated with their real husband with a gentle hug, which made many people laugh.

"Haha!"

Everyone laughed.

"Poor cannon. ”

"Xu Qian's sketches have never disappointed. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

Xiao Fei said: "Seeing that you are okay, I am relieved." ”

She was staring at Xu Qian when she spoke, ignoring the cannon's real husband at all.

?? Cannon said a little depressed: "That, how do I feel like something is missing?"??

"Hahaha!"

The crowd laughed.

"Poor cannon. ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"Xu Qian's work really doesn't have to be said. ”

"Xu Qian's product must be a high-quality product. ”

Xiaofei: "I know what you are missing, you are missing that, oops, I know that you must not be able to eat well in prison, so I specially made your favorite food.??"

She paused as she said this.

The cannon said: "Steamed buns." ”??

Xu Qian said: "Dumplings." ”??

Xiao Fei was stunned for a moment, then glanced at the cannon and said, "I'll make steamed buns for you next time." ”

The crowd was really going crazy with laughter.

"With a little green on the head, life is boundless. ”

"Hahaha!!!!"

"The damn one really laughed at me. ”

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

Cannon's expression was very depressed, it could be said that he was stammering and confused.

Xiaofei said to Xu Qian: "Xu Qian, this is your favorite food, abalone, lobster and leek stuffing." ”

When she spoke to Xu Qian, she spoke softly, very gently, as if she was facing her lover.

?? Xu Qian thanked: "Thank you, sister-in-law." ”?? Xiao Fei said to the cannon again: "This is your favorite leek filling." ”??

"Hahahaha

The crowd laughed:

"That's too perfunctory, isn't it?"

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"It's just too big. ”

"With a little green on your head, life is passable. ”

"It's making me laugh. ”

Xu Qian took the dumplings in his hand and sighed: "As the saying goes, it's better to be delicious than dumplings." ”

He turned his head to look at Xiao Fei, Xiao Fei also looked at him, and the cannon also looked at him, and the atmosphere was very strange for a while.

The audience laughed like crazy:

"It's not delicious but dumplings, but it's fun to be sister-in-law!!!!!"

"Hahahahaha, this line tsk. ”

"Obey it, this is God's line. ”

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Xu Qian is really cheap, this line is definitely deliberately designed by him. ”

"It's better to sit than to be upside down. ”??

Xu Qian thought for a while and said.

Cannon: "Then we'll eat dumplings upside down." ”

Xu Qian: "Yes, eat dumplings upside down.??"

The three of them sat down and ate dumplings,

Xiao Fei said to the two: "Come, while you are eating, let's talk about something serious, this time Qianqian called me here to assist you and escape from prison." ”

?? Xu Qian pointed and said: My plan is like this, isn't there a railing,?? Didn't you practice the iron sand palm, you will discount the railing with the iron sand palm, and then, when you walk through the main entrance, we will take the opportunity to slip away from here, how about ???"

Xiao Fei stood up and looked confident: "Look at me." ”

She walked up to a door and pointed at it, "Is this it?"

?? Xu Qian nodded and said, "Yes, that's it." ”

?? Xiao Fei said: "Look, okay. ”

She was full of momentum and began to do warm-up exercises, and that set of palm skills was well played.

At this time, the soundtrack sounded, and many people only felt a burst of passion, which was the most classic martial arts soundtrack "Stealing Gong".

"Stealing Gong" is the soundtrack of the Hong Kong movie "Tai Chi Zhang Sanfeng", composed by Hong Kong's outstanding film score master Hu Weili. As one of the iconic symbols of martial arts movies, this song also often appears in Hong Kong and Taiwan movies and TV series such as "Wong Fei Hung", "Fang Shiyu", "Jiupin Sesame Official", "Lover's Bodyguard" and so on.

This soundtrack has been widely used in major TV dramas even in the new century, and major variety shows are still using the soundtrack of "Stealing Gong", which can be called a classic, enduring, and passed on to future generations.

Many audience members knelt down when they heard the soundtrack:

"Kneel, kneel, kneel, it's so good!"

"The blood is up, the mind is congested, and the soul burns. ”

"Passionate, very charlatan. ”

"Who said that the Celestial Empire has no burning song! Listening to this black blood, a carp will jump up in the morning. ”

As soon as it enters the ear, it is a martial arts style, and the spirit is instantly raised! There is a kind of "many storms in the rivers and lakes, and the wind and frost are soaring" in it. ”

"He is really a peerless genius, and as soon as the music sounds, the yin and yang gossip dances. ”

"Ranqu!Go away, go away, I'll gossip and push the palm!!"

A foreigner asked me: "Will China's post-80s and post-90s generations still do such a thing as kung fu?" I said: "Of course, don't mention internal force, hidden weapons, etc., the deepest one in kung fu is called a point point, and we will all do it." "The foreigner expressed his doubts, so I immediately practiced a few hands to show him: rubbing the sky**, squeezing the eye acupoints, rubbing the four white acupoints, and finally came to a big move: scraping the eye sockets according to the temple wheel"

Many were amazed.

The soundtrack of "Stealing Gong" is too classic, passionate, and invincible at the time.

"Is this created by Xu Gan again?"

"What's this soundtrack?"

"Why haven't you heard of it?"

"I'll go, this soundtrack is so good, I searched on the Internet, but I didn't find it. ”

"Which big guy can explain? What is this soundtrack, and why can't I find it on the Internet?"

Someone immediately explained.

"It's normal, this must be Xu Qian's original. ”

"What? Xu Qian even makes a soundtrack?

"You guys are lonely and unheard, Xu Qian is a master of the new generation who can compete with Saturday. ”

"Xu Qian is known as a singer, how can he be famous. ”

"Indeed, Xu Qian's hanging bombed the sky. ”

"You can't imagine Xu Qian's ability at all, he is really awesome?"

"Is there anything that Xu Qian won't do? You find one for me to see?"

"There is no genius in the sky, and there will not be one in hundreds of years. ”

"Almighty!"

Master Feng was already speechless: "Perverted." ”

Li Yuantou was also very speechless: "Is it really good to be all-powerful like this?"

Shen Jump: "Kneel down !!!"

Feng Peng: "Kneel!"

Jojo: "Kneel!"

Song Baobao: "The baby really knelt !!"

Wu Jun also looked at Xu Qian dumbfounded, she had experienced the golden age of Hong Kong and experienced too many masters, but Xu Qian still shocked her, she felt that Xu Qian was not worse than those masters she had seen, or even worse.

"The young people of today are so powerful. ”

Wu Jun felt and said: "No wonder Brother Hua, Brother Long and others have befriended him." ”

She completely understood Xu Qian's horror.

As for Tao Qiang and Ouyang Hua, they were directly dumbfounded: "This person is poisonous!"

。 Three Heads M.