Tang Shuang: "You want to hurt me to death." ”

Candy: "You want to tickle me!"

Immediately stretched out his hand to pull Xiaoshuang's beard now, Tang Shuang hurriedly blocked the little pig, "Go away, go away! You really come! Do you know how painful it is to pull out a beard!!"

Seeing that Xiaoshuang resisted so fiercely and couldn't reach the goal, Candy Candy took the initiative to withdraw her hand, touched her non-existent beard with a smile, and asked, "Xiaoshuang, when will I grow a beard?"

"You're a girl, you don't grow a beard. Tang Shuang said, seeing that the villain looked puzzled, she thought to herself that it was over, why did 100,000 come, and the next question must be why girls don't grow beards.

"Why don't girls grow beards?" said Candy Er as Tang Shuang said in her heart.

Tang Shuang smiled and said: "Because boys secrete male hormones, and girls secrete estrogen, boys will grow beards, while girls won't!"

Candy asked in a daze, "What did you say? I didn't understand!" and then strongly demanded: "Can you talk about important things three times? Do it twice!"

You can't understand a hundred times, Tang Shuang repeated it twice, but Candy still didn't understand, thinking that Xiaoshuang was deliberately fooling her, this guy! She took out the big red persimmon like a treasure again, and said proudly: "Look! I have a big persimmon!"

When Tang Shuang really looked at her when she heard her words, the villain immediately begged and said, "I won't give you food!"

Tang Shuang glanced at her, now there is still a period of time before eating, he took out his mobile phone, opened WeChat to send a message to someone, Candy saw this, also took out his mobile phone, pretending to send a text message to someone, but her mobile phone can only call, not text, even if she can, she can't type, so she forced herself to fool herself and pressed it a few times at random, put it away, and quietly came to Tang Shuang's side with her eyes, "Xiaoshuang, which young lady are you chatting with?"

Tang Shuang flipped his palm and put away the phone: "Little sister you don't know." ”

didn't see Xiaoshuang's secret, which made Candy wrinkle her little nose and snort lightly: "You know so many young sisters, Sister Wei and Sister Xinxin said that you are a big pineapple, and girls should stay away from you." ”

As he spoke, he sat down on the other side of the sofa and stayed away from the big pineapple.

Tang Shuang: -_-||

"You kid has too complicated thoughts, Wei Wei and Xiao Xin are fooling you, they are jealous that you can talk to me, and want to provoke our relationship. ”

Candy shook her head: "The Lun family thinks what Sister Wei Wei said is very right." ”

Tang Shuang: "Then it's up to you, it's better to stay away from me, I can play my own." ”

Saying that, he took out his mobile phone again and chatted with people, Candy looked at him from a distance for a while, and saw that Xiaoshuang really ignored her, and he had a good time, unwillingly, rubbed over, and re-leaned on Tang Shuang's side, grabbed his hand, and quickly stretched out his little head to look at the mobile phone, only to see that the mobile phone was a photo of the two of them playing outside just now, and the mobile phone screen showed a photo of the little pig squatting by the snowy lake.

"Hah! I'm so cute! Candy Er admired her photo with great interest for a while, and took the initiative to allocate the next one, this time it was not her, nor Tang Shuang, but a pair of strange young men and women.

Tang Shuang was stunned for a moment, and said suspiciously: "Why do I have this photo in my mobile phone, who is this, ah, I remember, it's the couple by the lake, hey, I didn't take it, who took it?"

The man and woman in the photo Tang Shuang knew each other, and the other party asked Tang Shuang to help take pictures at that time.

"Hee~" Candy looked at the photo and smiled overjoyed, that look, without saying a word, knew that she did it at a glance!

"When did you shoot it? Why don't I know. Tang Shuang lowered his head and asked the villain.

The villain said with a smug face: "Hmph! you don't know a lot of things~"

It turned out that when Tang Shuang was taking pictures of them, Candy Candy stood at his feet and took a picture of them with Tang Shuang's mobile phone, so this photo was taken by Candy Girl.

Candy looked at the photo for a while, and suddenly asked Tang Shuang: "Xiaoshuang Xiaoshuang, are they in love? Are they husbands and wives?"

Tang Shuang said: "It's certain to fall in love, but I don't know if it's a husband and wife." ”

Candy Candy nodded, and asked curiously: "Xiaoshuang Xiaoshuang, what does it feel like to be in love? ”

"Why do you ask this...... emmmm~ Okay, let's fall in love, I want to think about it. ”

Tang Shuang reflexively refused to answer, thinking that children didn't need to know this, but thinking that tonight anyway, he had already told the story of him and Zeng Yujun, and talked about the need for two people to have something in common together, otherwise too many differences would lead to quarrels every day, so tonight's theme is to answer what love is for children.

Candy is now 6 years old, and children at this age have begun to be interested in marriage and love relationships, and Candy Er is like this, otherwise he would not be constantly curious to ask about the story of him and Zeng Yujun.

Tang Shuang thought of the story of the little rabbit and the giraffe just now, which is a negative teaching material, about a failed love relationship, reflecting him and Zeng Yujun. This story will more or less bring some bad impressions to Candy, so it would be better to tell her what true love is, and plant a beautiful yearning for her marriage relationship.

Thinking of this, Tang Shuang pondered for a moment and said: "Love means that boys like girls, and girls like boys. ”

Candy's big eyes sparkled, and after thinking about it, she continued to ask, "What is like?"

Tang Shuang saw that she was confused, and tried her best to say in words that she could understand: "If you like a person, you can eat together if you have delicious food, and you should play together if you have fun." She wants to coax her when she is unhappy, protects her when someone bullies her, and misses her when she is not around. ”

This phrase covers the simplest and clearest characteristics of love, which is to share, protect, and miss.

This is simple and clear, Candy understands it as soon as she hears it, but I didn't expect it to be so simple to like someone, this is liking? It's not that complicated!

Then nervously, he stammered and said loudly, "It's over! I, I like Jingjing! I like Xiao Wu! but, but they are not people! How can I like not to be human! What is going on, what happened to Candy?"

Then he thought of something again, and said loudly: "And eh, I still like little grapes, little peacocks, Qiqi, little gold, big faces......"

I read a string of the names of the little classmates, this is not over, the little man raised chestnuts again, from Tang Zhen, to Huang Weiwei, from Tang Huohuo, to Xiao Guizi, the more she talked, the more nervous she became, there were too many people she liked! How could she fall in love with so many people...... There are also puppies, parrots, and even Tang Xiaoshu who was lost in the yard! Zhizhijing who disappeared in the grove! and Tang Xiaoshuang, a little goldfish who has never been able to distinguish clearly!

(PS: Asking for Votes)