Candy just agreed to the marriage of the bunny and the giraffe, and as a result, they are going to break up, there is no such thing!

She interrupted Tang Shuang's words and said babblingly: "Little rabbits and giraffes are different, one is a rabbit and the other is a giraffe, I won't agree!

What a domineering little parent.

Tang Shuang said tiredly: "Can you let me finish the story first, otherwise we won't have to eat dinner." ”

Candy thought about it and heard it, Xiao Shuang was disgusted with her talk, hum! I wanted to crusade against him, but I couldn't do it, she was waiting to ask questions now, in case Xiao Shuang didn't talk about it, she had to be suffocated by her curiosity, so the villain was very good at talking: "Hee hee hee ~ Xiao Shuang, you can talk about it, Candy will be a quiet and good baby from now on, and there is no problem in being a wooden man who can't speak or move, do you want me to be a good baby, or a wooden man?"

Tang Shuang said without hesitation: "Then you can be a wooden man." ”

Candy immediately held the big persimmon in both hands, pursed her idle little mouth, looked at Tang Shuang with big eyes, and blinked, which means that she has now become a wooden person, you can talk about it quickly.

Tang Shuang hurriedly said: "The little rabbit and the giraffe fell in love, and they decided to live together, but after living together, they found that there were many differences between them, which caused both of them to be unhappy, so they decided to break up and couldn't continue like this anymore." ”

Speaking of this, the wooden man blinked wildly, and Tang Shuang understood in seconds: "Okay,...... In the beginning, the giraffe moved to live in the rabbit's house, and the rabbit's home is in Duomao Mountain, Guangdong, yes, it is the place where the kindergarten autumn outing, don't blink! You can't find them, and I don't want to answer why you can't find their home. ”

"Continuing the story, the giraffe moved into the rabbit's house, and at first they were very happy, and the two animals who loved each other could finally live together, but the life after that was not ideal at all, because the giraffe would hit its head wherever it went, and when it slept, as long as it stretched its body, it would not see the rabbit at all, and when it sits, as long as it stretched its waist to sit comfortably, it would not see the rabbit at all. ”

"Because the giraffe is too tall and the rabbit is too short. The giraffe is 4.43 meters long, but the rabbit is only 43 centimeters, or 0.43 meters, and the difference in height between the two of them is 4 meters. ”

"How tall is 4 meters? It's about as tall as the persimmon tree outside. ”

At this time, the wooden man couldn't do it anymore, Candy licked his little mouth, and couldn't wait to say, "Xiaoshuang, how tall is Candy?"

The wooden man spoke, Tang Shuang was accustomed to it, there was a little spirit in the family, and everything could become a spirit.

"You're about 1.25 meters. ”

Candy touched her little feet, felt the length, calculated, and said in surprise: "Why is it so little?"

Tang Shuang: "It's not short, you're already a tall girl." ”

Candy asked, "What about you?"

"I'm 1.9 meters tall. ”

"Huh, how much taller are you than Candy?"

"I'm 0.65 meters taller than you, that's less than a meter. ”

When Candy heard this, she said a little happily: "I'm so shorter than you, ha! The little rabbit is 4 meters shorter than the giraffe, it's not going to the sky, no wonder it takes 60 rabbits." ”

Tang Shuang nodded: "Yes, the difference between them is too big, the giraffe feels that everything is small in the little rabbit's house, and nothing is to his liking, because it is unpleasant, so he often gets angry and quarrels, causing it to break up with the little rabbit." ”

Candy thought for a while, nodded her little head, and said thoughtfully: "That's right, Xiaoshuang, you are right, the little rabbit and the giraffe should not be together, it is too tall, it is too small, kiss it to call 60 rabbits, I better break them up, the rabbit looks for the rabbit, and the giraffe looks for the giraffe." ”

Tang Shuang said: "That's right, they have too many differences, so they often quarrel, and it is difficult to live together, this is the story of the little rabbit and the giraffe." We are the same as people, although the height difference will not be 4 meters, but the difference in personality is sometimes bigger than 4 meters, the difference is 108,000 miles, so there are more differences, for example, boys like to play with children at home, girls like to dance and play in bars, boys like to be writers, girls want him to be musicians...... Each of these differences is small, but these small differences are like snowflakes floating in the sky, and when there are 10,000 of them, they will explode and crush all the bamboos, which is terrifying. ”

Tang Shuang tells the story of him and Zeng Yujun to Candy Er with the love story of a rabbit and a giraffe.

After listening to this, Candy thought about it again and again, and said seriously: "Xiaoshuang, you are a giraffe, and that beautiful big sister by the lake is a little rabbit, right? You also have a lot of differences, you are too tall, she is too small, you walk together, you will bump into the table, she will fall under the table, you can't eat." ”

To the effect that this is the case, Tang Shuang nodded: "That's right, that's it, we have too many differences, especially in character, not only 4 meters tall, but 108,000 miles, so we will quarrel together, so that both of us will be hurt and sad, rather than this, do you say that it is better for us to separate, I am looking for my little fairy, and she is looking for her little prince." ”

Candy Candy clasped her hands to her chest, thought about it seriously like Tang Sanjian, and nodded: "Xiaoshuang, you are right to do this, I! Tang Tang's little friend, and my little dog Zi Jingjing, are completely supporting you, you let it go, if you want to help you, just say it, I will not give up on you." ”

Tang Shuang: -_-||

This guy not only learns the way Brother Sanjian thinks about problems, but also learns what he says.

"Thank you. ”

Candy Er made a small face and waved her big hand: "No thanks, who made the Lun family a sister, the little sister will not help you, you can rest assured." ”

Then he couldn't pretend anymore, the expression on his face collapsed, and he snickered: "Hehe, Xiaoshuang, don't I look like my father?"

Tang Shuang: "If you don't wash off your beard, you're like." ”

Candy touched her lips, and then curiously pointed to Tang Shuang's mouth and asked, "Xiaoshuang, do you have a beard?" ”

Tang Shuang touched it himself, a little rough, he shaved this morning, so the stubble hadn't grown yet, he stepped forward and rubbed it on the candy's pink face, and giggled the little pig, calling it so itchy.

Tang Shuang tossed the villain for a while and let her go. Little Piggy lay on the sofa and panted, and it took a while to prop up his little body and say loudly: "I'm going to pull out Xiaoshuang's beard!"

(PS: Asking for Votes)