Section 23 travels to the Great Song Dynasty to open McDonald's
After a drizzling summer rain, the other vegetable seeds we brought from the modern world have also been harvested. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info only saw a large scale of potatoes, tomatoes, sweet potatoes, corn have a bumper harvest, we made a few home-cooked dishes, shredded potatoes and meat, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, steamed sweet potatoes, corn rib soup, enjoy the modern society commonplace, but in this ancient is a rare delicacy, after the storm, looking at so many varieties of vegetables, we moved our minds again, affected by the successful sales of Häagen-Dazs last time, we decided to sell some cheaper mass food, so that one can make a small profit but sell quickly, and we can also taste the delicious taste of modern society, so this time it is not necessary to open those tall stores, but to choose those that are more approachable and go deep into the common people.
Xiaofei and I couldn't help but discuss, and after careful consideration, I finally decided to open a McDonald's store that is ubiquitous and pervasive all over the world. After all, it is the world's largest multinational restaurant chain, with about 30,000 branches in the world, and it is crowded in the modern world. If it was opened in ancient times, the average Great Song Dynasty people should be able to afford it. Xiao Fei is full of praise and said that this is a good idea, our ingredients are also ready-made, and the technology is also simple, selling hamburgers, as well as fries, fried chicken, salads and the like, nothing more than grilling with fire, and frying, it should be very popular.
Busy for a long time, but after the opening, the business has been deserted, and almost no one cares. It's just that there are many people watching from the sidelines, and there are still very few people who really come to eat, although the price is cheap, but there are still not many people patronizing, and these onlookers of the Great Song Dynasty still can't stop complaining that the price is too expensive, too much to lose.
Everyone was gossiping and talking about it.
Some people were curious and said, "What are these colorful foods, I haven't seen them, can I eat them?"
Some people said in a panic: "That is, the color of this poisonous thing is bright, you look at the bright color of poisonous mushrooms, poisonous snakes, it is estimated that these new varieties are poisonous." ”
Someone said disdainfully: "Oh, this thing is simple, I can make it, isn't it fried in oil, but I haven't seen anything like a potato, it looks gray, and it shouldn't be very delicious." ”
Some people simply said: "Yes, what hamburger, it is completely a patty made of some meat in the pancake, and what bright red, beautiful and attractive tomatoes, it looks very good, a piece of red, however, most of these gorgeous vegetables are poisonous, or don't eat it easily, they may let us test the poison, in case of poisoning, we will die whine, let go of the west, we can't draw it, we still stay away." ”
"It's a simple way, and it has to be sold for five cents a piece, it's simply not worth it, isn't it just a meat patty, what's delicious, and the price is so high, it's really fooling people, I won't go if you invite me to go." ”
Therefore, there is always a gap between the ideal and the reality, and it is never possible to make you 100% satisfied, life is not smooth sailing, and the unsatisfactory people are eight or nine times out of ten, and people are really not as good as the sky, so they can only do their best, listen to the destiny of heaven, change what you can change, and accept what you can't change.
Xiao Fei sighed and said: "Oh, such a good foreign food, we transported it back to the Great Song Dynasty all the way, and it took a lot of effort to grow it, and they didn't appreciate it, I was really angry." ”
I said decisively: "Forget it, it's not good to make it public, so I decided to just don't do it at all, we have the ingenuity to adapt and open it into a niche food, 50 wen per hamburger." ”
Xiao Fei asked puzzledly, "Ziyue, does your idea work, do you do this, no one eats it cheap, no one cares, there are many birds at the door, will there be people now that it is expensive?" I think most of this store has a problem, let's quickly withdraw and open a new store." ”
I confidently said, "No, if you don't stick to the end, I will never admit defeat." ”
Xiao Fei shook his head and said: "Oh, I said you as a person, how can I say you, if you say it well, it is called persistence, and if you don't say it well, it is stubborn, you are really a stubborn donkey." ”
I was dissatisfied, "You're still a stupid donkey, huh." But we were wrong, this ancient and modern original is different, they are very leisurely, not in a hurry, so this fast food is not very suitable for them, and the price is still too expensive for them, but we blindly reduce costs, and the gains outweigh the losses, there is no way, I have to make a trick. ”
I cautiously dialed Deng Gongzi's mobile phone, he was still smart, after returning the mobile phones of his several flower-like wives, he secretly took advantage of the unpreparedness and bought two back, as for who it was given, I don't know, people always have some secrets of their own. "Tick tick, tick tick 。。。。。tick tick Accompanied by some melancholy music ringtones, I didn't expect that when this Deng Gongzi was rich and rich, there was still melancholy, a calm male voice came from the Apple mobile phone coldly: "Excuse me, who are you?"
I hurriedly reported my name and said that I had something to discuss with him. An enthusiastic voice came from the other end of the phone: "It turned out to be the little girl of Ziyue, I haven't seen you for a long time, if there is anything you can do, as long as it doesn't cost money, I will do my best." However, I am short of money and can't turn it around for a while, so if you want to borrow money, there is really no way. If it's anything else, it's easy to say. ”
A few words of his understatement, let me be a little heavy, since the ancient way businessmen value profit and light parting, it seems that it is not good to be friends with local tyrants, businessmen are mercenary, it is impossible to respond to your needs. You can spend a lot of money for yourself, but you don't pluck a dime for others, and you are not as good as a bold ordinary person. Although I am a little unhappy, I can still understand it, after all, people have worked hard to earn money. In the world, people are different, and we can't ask everyone to be generous and spend a lot of money for their friends. Therefore, it is better to retreat and close the net, or it is wise for us to become rich ourselves.
After all, I quickly cleaned up my mood and said with a smile: "Oh, Deng Gongzi, I haven't even spoken yet, how do you know my intentions? Haha, I'm not here to borrow money, in fact, I'm just asking you and a few sisters to do me a favor, and invite your family to eat McDonald's dinner for free for a week, and I'm really sorry to stay a little longer, wasting your time." ”
Deng Gongzi was overjoyed and said: "Is it really free? Isn't there no free lunch in the world, there is such a good thing today, or you invited me, it's really great, I'm so happy." You don't know, how tired I am to raise four wives, I work hard every day to maintain the family, and it is really not easy to take care of the expenses up and down, it is rare to eat free things, or a week?"
I smiled and said, "We're having dinner here, Deng Gongzi, you have time this week, right?"
He said impatiently: "Yes, of course, we must come on time, this is not a waste of time, I have a lot of time, can I come over tonight?"
Sure enough, in the evening, a few flower-like ladies and jade-like warblers and swallows, surrounded by flowers and a green shirt of Deng Gongzi, we are naturally welcome, take out a variety of McDonald's classic food hospitality, Deng Gongzi and a few flower-like wives sit on the platform, relish, eat with pleasure, those sisters' cherry mouths are closed one by one, Qianqian's fine hands are high and low, it looks very delicious, Deng Gongzi is chewing hamburgers, unfinished looking, eating red, laughing and silent。 Deng Gongzi is also one of the best local tyrants in Lizhou City, his movements are the benchmark of fashion, leading the trend, not to mention doing free advertising for us a week, we can also be regarded as taking what we need. Sure enough, everyone was even more stunned, salivating, no longer worried, and wanted to rush in, eat first, but found that it was too late, the price soared, and it was no longer the original trial price.
And many rich sons, gentlemen, princes and nobles are also admired, all of them have taken a fancy to this expensive McDonald's, which has become the symbol of one of the most expensive luxury stores in Lizhou, one of the few and expensive stores, and has become a place for celebrities and elegant people to talk about business, and it is a must-choose place for businessmen to talk about business, and it has been famous far and wide since then. This McDonald's store in Da Song reversed our original intention and became a model of grandeur, which was really unexpected, and it seems that there is a gap between the results of everything and what was expected.
And countless ordinary people in order to miss the opportunity, hung their heads and were annoyed, it seems that anything, only after the loss is the most worthy of nostalgia, and this herd effect, the ancients are no exception. Now many people dressed in ordinary flat-headed clothes look at the McDonald's shop that is close at hand, but it is unattainable, and their mouths are flooded. An ancient woman in floral clothes said to the man in cloth clothes next to him: "Oh, Xianggong, we have to save some money, it doesn't matter, we missed a good opportunity last time, we must come to have a meal next time, and live the same life as Deng Gongzi and them." People always live elsewhere, looking at the happy life of others, as if they have it, and they will be happy.
Xiao Fei said with a hippie smile: "It seems that the rich people in Lizhou are very satisfied with us, and this taste is very suitable for their taste." ”
I said worriedly, "But this is junk food, it's better for them to eat less, if there is any bad effect-"
Xiao Fei interrupted me: "Oh, anyway, these rich people are rich people every day, big fish and meat, I don't know how many toxins, you don't want the kindness of a woman, people are worried about the sky, so you may eat too much, or fight poison with poison, which is equivalent to the best health care products, or make more money, I want to become a rich man in ancient times, become a well-known dragon tyrant, become a veritable rich generation, bid farewell to this damn antiquity as soon as possible, and bid farewell to the fate of unlucky servants." ”
Our voices were soon drowned out in the laughter of the McDonald's shop, and in the midst of the crowd, only the bustling crowd remained, the candlelight flickered, the bright moon dissolved like water, and the breeze slowly blew on our faces.
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