Crosstalk begins.

Since Xu Qian and Feng Peng took the stage, the applause has not stopped.

This time Feng Peng is teasing, Xu Qian is teasing, after all, it is Feng Peng who Xu Qian wants to be popular, not to steal his limelight, and if he is the protagonist, is this still "Happy Comedian"?

Feng Peng: "Welcome to the audience. ”

Feng Peng: "I am very excited to stand on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala!"

Not to mention, Feng Peng's performance was unexpectedly solid, not slow, the words were round, and the sense of rhythm was very sufficient, which made Xu Qian a little surprised: "This Feng Peng's basic skills are still quite good." ”

The outside world said that he said: "I only learned one loyal word when I learned to sing", which is obviously extremely unfair.

Xu Qian exclaimed beside him: "Yes." ”

Feng Peng said: "But I am also very nervous, this is the stage for comedians, there are kings of comedy here, and the stage is full of celebrities, elites from all walks of life, I am not as good as others." ”

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"Nima, this sycophant was caught off guard. ”

"This special line was also written by Xu Qian? ”

"I'm so shameless. ”

"I was caught off guard and slapped my ass. ”

"It's not a word. ”

Shen Jump: "I'll go, it's more ruthless than me." ”

Jojo: "I suddenly felt like I was a failure. ”

Song Baobao: "Nima, this thing is more treacherous than me." ”

Xu Qian asked, "Who is not as good as who?"

Feng Peng said: "Aerospace hero Yang Liwei flew to the sky at the age of 38, Zhou Yu was thirteen years old and worshiped the governor of the navy, Kangxi ascended the throne at the age of six, Beethoven began to compose at the age of 4, and the gourd baby was born to fight goblins, everyone has such great achievements, do you think I can not be in a hurry?"

The crowd laughed.

"The gourd baby was born to fight goblins. ”

"It's a classic. ”

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"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

Xu Qian: "Hey, what's the use of you being in a hurry? If you want to succeed, you have to be motivated first." ”

Feng Peng: "I am determined! You know, I have had a good family upbringing since I was a child!"

Feng Peng's tone was very cheap.

"Phew!"

There was a "call" at the scene.

Xu Qian was also taken aback, this still doesn't change his "cheap nature", but his performance is also unique.

Master Feng also nodded with a smile: "This young man is good." ”

Xu Qian nodded and said, "That's!"

Feng Peng: "My father has taught me since I was a child, a child, a successful person, first of all, you have to know what you want, what I want is money and beautiful women, things that are not angry, do you want these superficial things, to put it more, what I want is career and love, hey, that's right." ”

"Bang Bang!"

The audience burst into applause.

"It's a classic. ”

"Money and beauty, career and love"

"Please give me a bunch of this superficial thing, I don't care, I'm willing to die of vulgarity. ”

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

Xu Qian said: "Isn't this the same?"

Feng Peng: "It's different, it depends on how you understand it, when I was a child, I had a lot of dreams in order to succeed, and I originally wanted to be a great chemist. ”

"Okay!"

Xu Qian exclaimed on the side.

Feng Peng: "Since middle school, I have been listening to chemistry hard, listening carefully in class, completing homework carefully, and always being the first to stand up and raise my hand to answer the teacher's questions.

The teacher asked, "Students, pay attention, what can silicon and water produce?" Wang Ba soup, Wang Ba soup, and some coriander and sesame oil. ”

Feng Peng said.

"Hahaha!"

The audience laughs:

"Silicon and water to produce Wang Ba soup"

This line is so classic that only Xu Qian can think of it, and Xu Gan's mind is full of such whimsical ideas. ”

"I have long insight, it is really long insight. ”

"You really want to laugh at me to death, laughing at people to death doesn't pay for their lives. ”

"Alright, alright. ”

Xu Qian's laughter was not true.

"Teacher, give me another chance. ”

Feng Peng bowed as he spoke, and his facial expressions were very well done, which is enough to prove that his basic skills are good, this is a cross talk actor with solid basic skills.

"I know it's wrong. ”

Xu Qian said beside him, his teasing was also a restrained outburst, listening to the thunder in a silent place, although on the surface he didn't seem to have any effect, but it was because of his cooperation that Feng Peng was able to carry out his rhythm so perfectly.

"I'll give you another chance, do you know the gas? Carbon monoxide, toxic gas, that's right, what if the gas leaks at home? Smoke a cigarette and calm down. ”

Feng Peng said.

"Hahahaha

Everyone was going crazy with laughter, who didn't know that carbon monoxide would explode, and that he would have to smoke a cigarette?

"Smoke a cigarette and cool down"

This line is so classic that only Xu Qian can think of it, and Xu Gan's mind is full of such whimsical ideas. ”

"I have long insight, it is really long insight. ”

"You really want to laugh at me to death, laughing at people to death doesn't pay for their lives. ”

"It's not calm, it's a special death. ”

Xu Qian scolded: "It's not like words. ”

Feng Peng: "The teacher told me, you should stop studying chemistry, you study chemistry is too dangerous and easy to explode." ”

Xu Qian: "The teacher's analysis is right. ”

Feng Peng continued: "Later, I fell in love with literature, and I wanted to be a great writer. ”

"Where's you?"

Xu Qiandao.

"Various literary works from ancient and modern times, both Chinese and foreign. ”

"Huh?"

Xu Qiandao.

"Our four traditional Chinese masterpieces "Three Kingdoms", "Water Margin", "Dream of Red Mansions", "Journey to the West", how well the Three Kingdoms are written, Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Feige are brothers of the opposite sex, and one head knocks on the ground to protect Tang Sanzang and learn scriptures from the West. ”

Feng Peng bowed solemnly.

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"What a god's line!"

"I suspect I'm looking at the Three Kingdoms wrong. ”

This line is so classic that only Xu Qian can think of it, and Xu Gan's mind is full of such whimsical ideas. ”

"I have long insight, it is really long insight. ”

"Senior Brother Liu Bei, Second Senior Brother Guan Yu, Senior Brother Zhang Feisha"

"Kneel, kneel, read a book and see it like this. ”

"Halfway, Liu Bei often bullied Guan Yu, and Tang Seng taught him, you monkey. ”

Feng Peng said.

"What kind of mess?"

Xu Qian was speechless.

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"What's that?"

"You monkey. ”

"Why do you really want to laugh at me, there is still such a way of interpretation in the Three Kingdoms?"

"I really regard Liu Bei as a senior brother. ”

"I want to laugh. ”

"The teacher said you better not make a mess of the literature industry, let's do something else. ”

Feng Peng said.

Xu Qian agreed: "What the teacher said is too right. ”

The crowd laughed:

"That's right"

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"It's so funny. ”

"Even Xu Qian can't stand it. ”

This line was completely added by Xu Qian himself, but the effect was amazing, to the point where he is now, the joke will come as soon as he opens his mouth, and he has reached the realm of returning to the basics.

"Then I became obsessed with music, I wanted to learn music, I wanted to be a great musician. ”

Feng Peng said.

"There are ideals. ”

Xu Qian also gave a thumbs up.

"Like Beethoven, I composed the most beautiful music in the world, how well I played the piano, so I found my father, I said to my father I like music, I want to play the piano, I want to buy a piano, my father looked at me, child, if you really like music, you don't have to play the piano, you can whistle. ”

"Hahahaha

Everyone laughed breathlessly.

"I'm laughing to death, and it's okay to whistle. ”

"I'm really going to laugh. ”

"His father did the right thing, he was just three minutes hot, and it was a waste to buy him a piano. ”

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"What's the idea? ”

Xu Qian was a little speechless.

"My dream was just in the cradle, and then I wanted to be a great translator. ”

Feng Peng said.

"Oh?"

"I translate the audio and video texts. ”

Feng Peng said.

"Are you okay?"

Xu Qian looked a little unconvinced.

Feng Peng seemed a little confident: "Of course, I speak English well, and I have to start practicing the words I use in daily life." ”

Xu Qian said: "It's the foundation." ”

Feng Peng: "For example, Apple. ”

"How?"

Xu Qian asked.

Feng Peng: "Apple, you have to pronounce the "A" sound, which is not something that anyone can say. ”

Xu Qian

"I'll be able to say. ”

Xu Qiandao.

Feng Peng said: "You say!"

Xu Qian: "Apple." ”

Feng Peng said: "The pronunciation is not standard, you have to be naïve." ”

Feng Peng: "Apple." ”

Xu Qian also said "apple", and his whole body twisted, and the action was really exaggerated.

"Hahaha!"

Many laughed.

"It's so angry. ”

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

Feng Peng: "This naivety doesn't mean hating it, you know, this is Apple." ”

Xu Qian asked, "What about the oranges?"

Feng Peng: "Orange." ”

Xu Qian: "Bananas." ”

Feng Peng: "Banana. ”

Xu Qian: "Dad." ”

Feng Peng: "Father." ”

Xu Qian: "Mom." ”

Feng Peng: "Matther." ”

Xu Qian: "Grandpa." ”

Feng Peng: "Father, s father." ”

"Hahahaha

The crowd laughed:

"God, this line is really godly. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

This line is so classic that only Xu Qian can think of it, and Xu Gan's mind is full of such whimsical ideas. ”

Xu Qian: "Then if you want to say that, grandma is my mother's mother." ”

Feng Peng said disdainfully: "That's grandma." ”

"Hahaha!"

The crowd laughed.

"That's Grandma. ”

"Hahaha, I'm really laughing at me. ”

"It's so funny. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"I'm also drunk, this cross talk is really a fucking classic, it is really produced by Xu Qian, it must be a high-quality product, I will never question this sentence in the future. ”

"Grandma is the mother of the father, you can't do this logic. ”

Feng Peng said to Xu Qian.

"You still have to learn. ”

Xu Qiandao.

"Later, I felt that this translation was too boring and not suitable for me. ”

Feng Peng said.

"So what's right for you?"

Xu Qian asked.

"Film and television are more suitable for me. ”

Feng Peng said.

"Why?"

Xu Qian asked.

"I have a foundation. ”

Feng Peng said.

"What basis?"

Xu Qian asked curiously.

"Ever since I was a kid, I loved watching TV series. ”

Feng Peng said.

"Really?"

Xu Qiandao.

"The 86 version of "Journey to the West" has brought me too many good memories of my childhood, I am too familiar with Journey to the West, and I am determined to make such a drama and become a well-known classic. ”

Feng Peng said.

Xu Qian gave a thumbs up: "Ambitious." ”

Feng Peng said: "I can memorize every episode of "Journey to the West", the first appearance of the Monkey King, the great sage haunts the Heavenly Palace, counts the collection of Zhu Bajie, and fights the red child. ”

"That's a lot. ”

Xu Qian exclaimed.

"And I can do it if you just say a line, and I'll know which episode it is. ”

Feng Peng said.

"That's it, I'll do it too. ”

Xu Qiandao.

"You can't do it. ”

Feng Peng waved his hand directly.

Xu Qian: "Don't believe in me." ”

Feng Peng said: "I'll test you, you listen to this sentence of baby robe." ”

When he said the words "baby robe", it was vivid, it was almost the same as the original book, many people were amazed by his basic skills, he was able to stand out not only because of his "loyalty", but also because he did have a certain strength, otherwise you can't hold it.

Isn't there a saying that mud can't hold up the wall, and isn't there another saying that Adou can't hold up? Obviously, he is neither mud nor Adou.

"Bang Bang!"

The audience gave him a round of applause.

Lao Guo was also relieved to see this scene: "Not bad, not bad." ”

Xu Qian said with a smile: "Woe to the episode of the black bear monster in Guanyin Academy. ”

"Okay!"

Feng Peng looked very surprised.

He continued, "Listen to this, are you a rescuer brought by the monkeys?"

Xu Qian said: "It's really like learning, fighting the red boy." ”

Feng Peng was a little shocked and said, "It's hard to stop him." ”

Feng Peng took a few steps back and made a gesture of looking into the distance with one hand: "Master, master, which episode?"

"Hahahaha

The audience burst into laughter.

"Nima, that's bad!"

"There's a whole episode of this. ”

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

Xu Qian said speechlessly: "There are all kinds of episodes." ”

Feng Peng said proudly on the side: "It's over, I don't know." ”

Feng Peng's cheap appearance really made people want to beat him, and as his performance progressed, his "cheap" style became more and more integrated into this cross talk.

The audience only felt like a roller coaster, Feng Peng was quite serious at the beginning, and then he began to "play cheap and cute", and the contrast caught many people off guard.

However, his style of "playing cheap and cute" is quite popular, most of the audience at the scene are young people, his style is just in line with their three views, it can be said that he is in line with the general trend of the times, it is conceivable that he will be very popular after the broadcast of "Happy Comedian".

Of course, it also depends on his follow-up works, but there should be no problem for him, after all, he is not fighting alone, there are so many brothers and sisters behind him, as well as Lao Guo, all of whom are creative experts, as long as he helps him a little, then he will soar into the sky.

Feng Peng's ideal at the moment is that sentence: "As long as you put in the effort, then God will help you." ”