Chinese people around the world watched the finale with mixed feelings.

They didn't have to wait long to see the subtitles.

Sketch "Selling Abduction".

Script: Xu Qian.

Performers: Xu Qian, Jiang Xingyue, Wang Yu's eldest brother.

Xu Qian did three burdens per minute in "People in the Car" before, which is really amazing, but in fact, there is another person who can do it, and that person does it better, and that person is Uncle Zhao.

Uncle Zhao is a legendary sketch king.

In another world, in 2018, he became popular again with his god-level rap "The King of Poetry".

"Reform blows all over the ground

Chinese The people are really fighting ......"

Resounded throughout the land of China.

Brainwashing, magic, double rhyme, these golden sentences from Uncle Zhao's Spring Festival Gala, after the editing of the UP master of Station B @小Keer, have been transformed into the most versatile Bundi Divine Comedy this year.

As long as you catch this song, no matter how big a star is or how cool the dance is, it will become extremely down-to-earth.

Yi Yangqianxi, really fight for the Chinese people!

Everything can be Uncle Zhao, the soil to the extreme is the tide, Uncle Zhao with his unique national tide rap, instantly brought people into a strong national memory.

Uncle Zhao, who has been away from the Spring Festival Gala for 7 years, has become a unique rap emperor and godfather of the national tide in everyone's minds.

Since the 90s of the last century, watching the Spring Festival Gala and waiting for Uncle Zhao has given Chinese New Year's Eve a different meaning.

In 1990, Uncle Zhao performed the sketch "Blind Date", and the simple farmer "Lao Fuer" made witty remarks and made his debut on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.

Maybe even he didn't expect that in the next 21 years, he would appear on the Spring Festival Gala 20 times and become the most heavyweight on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.

A pure Northeast dialect, a standard "pig waist" face, a highly recognizable big cap, Uncle Zhao used the most simple image to spread the "Northeastern-style" humorous art to the whole country, and also made the Chinese have undifferentiated happiness.

"The mouse is a companion for the cat - it's not good to make money", spreading happiness in the most down-to-earth way, no one is better than him.

Men and women, young and old, regardless of age and knowledge, people gather together, and their faces are full of irrepressible laughter. "Uncle Zhao, are you here?", "Uncle Zhao remember to call me when he comes out", such a dialogue, on the same night every year, will be staged in countless families, the Spring Festival Gala is too long, only Uncle Zhao should not miss it. ”

The reason why Uncle Zhao's sketches have entered the hearts of hundreds of millions of viewers is only three words: down-to-earth.

Most of the time, he plays himself, a low-level peasant from the Northeast.

Shizui Village, Lianhua Township, Kaiyuan County, Tieling, Uncle Zhao was born here.

This is a small town where only a few green trains stop, but this extremely inconspicuous small place has given birth to two things that have had a profound impact on the entire Northeast: Erren Zhuan and Uncle Zhao.

After many years, no matter when I watch Uncle Zhao's sketches, I can still make people laugh. What is the different charm of Uncle Zhao's sketches?

"The world is so crazy that rats are bridesmaids for cats"

Telling the stories of the common people themselves, Uncle Zhao's sketches are the biggest difference.

On an absolutely glamorous big stage, the wisdom and interest of life of the little people he showed brought empathy and happiness to the audience.

Whether it is sadness, joy, simple happiness, or complex sadness, his sketches are always moving.

"Like the real person around you and me".

Even after ten or twenty years, these lines can still bring people heavy joy.

It's a pity, I'm afraid that the same amount of happiness, I'm afraid we will never experience it again.

Uncle Zhao's sketch, all the lines are very similar to what ordinary people will say when they gag—

Whether a cat walks in a straight line or not depends entirely on the mouse - 1997 "Red Sorghum Model Team"

The mouse is an escort for the cat, and it is not good to make money - 1998 "New Year's Greetings"

Big head, thick neck, not a big guy - 2001 "Selling Abduction"

The world is too crazy, the mouse is a bridesmaid for the cat - 2005 "Kung Fu"

Your aunt is no longer your aunt, and your uncle will always be your uncle. ——2006 "Talking Things"

The rhyme is full of reversals, the reversals are full of wittiness, and most importantly, when you think about it, it is also full of life wisdom.

His philosophy:

There are only 36,000 days in life. There are thousands of houses in the house, and it must be three feet wide to sleep. To sum up, there are four sentences: people are like flowers in a pot, life is a mess, no matter how well the house is repaired, it is a temporary residence, and this small box is your permanent home. ——2003 "Heart Disease"

Changed and changed. If you make a change, you will still make a mistake after reforming, and you will be tempered —— 1998 "New Year's Greetings"

My waist hurts when I sleep, I feel sick to my stomach when I eat, I am confused at work, and I see what is wrong. After pursuing a lifetime of happiness, I understand when I catch up. What is happiness? - 2000 "Part-time Worker"

Every sketch has at least one golden sentence of the year, and many stalks are still popular until now. In 2000, the term "I don't know you when I put on a vest?", and since then, the term vest has become popular on online forums.

In addition to the lines, Uncle Zhao's performance is also textbook-level, and he has all kinds of small movements on the stage, cross-legged, on the kang, and throwing his eyes...... The depth of the performance skills can be shown in a single GIF:

"Uncle Niu Tigan", when Uncle Niu heard that the table of dishes was going to be dumped, but he had no money to buy glass for the school, he suddenly got up but couldn't say a word, and in his excitement, he had to point to a table of dishes and use sign language.

Behind the seemingly pompous performances, there is always an uplifting power.

Therefore, at the end of the Spring Festival Gala stage, Xu Qian chose his work for the finale, because he is the real sketch king, and he may be a sketch king who has never been seen before or since.

"'Selling Abduction'?"

"It's finally out. ”

"Just listen quietly. ”

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At this moment, Chinese people all over the world are quietly staring at the big screen.

They were happy, but their expressions were also very solemn, after all, this year's Spring Festival Gala was coming to an end, and they were really reluctant.

But they can only enjoy this scene and wait for Xu Qian's legendary curtain call.

Xu Qian and Jiang Xingyue appeared, the two of them were holding a crutch on the street, Xu Qian was dressed very dirty, Jiang Xingyue was even more so, and he also wore a headscarf on his head.

"Bang Bang!"

The moment Xu Qian appeared.

Everyone gave a standing ovation.

No one had greeted each other beforehand, but everyone gave them a standing ovation.

"This 。。。。。。。。。 ”

Such a scene shocked Chinese people around the world.

They looked at the figures on the screen, and they also began to applaud desperately, such a gorgeous person, such a stunning person, such a peerless person is worthy of them.

He deserves it.

He is already in full esteem, let him bloom the last glory for so long, then let him close the curtain more brilliantly.

"It's 。。。。。。。。 ”

Director Dongfang was stunned.

He has watched the Spring Festival Gala for so many years, how has he ever seen such a scene?

This is simply beyond the limits of his thoughts, you must know that there are many old artists and leaders at the scene, but they still stand up.

Dongfang looked at that rustic figure, and only felt that he had never seen such a bright person as him.

He suddenly felt that he was a little lucky to be able to live in the same era as such a legend!

Many people can only become gods after death, but Xu Qian must have been able to become a god when he was alive.

The show officially began.

Jiang Xingyue called Xu Qian: "Hey, big flicker! big flicker!"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

"What's the name of the big flicker?"

Xu Qian likes these strange names, and he was called Hao Jianni before. ”

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Xu Qian carried a pair of crutches, walked forward with his head down, and then turned around and said, "What are you shouting about, come out to sell this thing today, don't call me by my stage name, okay?"

The audience laughed:

"Stage name?"

"Hahaha, and such a stage name... ”

Jiang Xingyue said very helplessly: "The child is his father." ”

Xu Qian: "Yes." ”

Jiang Xingyue said: "If you want me to say don't sell this crutch, this street is full of good legs and feet, who buys your thing?"

Xu Qian pouted directly: "You nonsense, don't sell it?" Do this pair of crutches and work and materials, and you haven't slept for a day and a night, don't you lose money if you don't sell it?"

Jiang Xingyue said: "Oh, then this street is full of good legs and feet, can you sell it!"

Xu Qian smiled slightly, "Don't you know me yet? You still call me a big flicker, I can slant the positive flicker, I can flicker the wilted, I can pinch the sharp flicker, the little couple is doing well, I can flicker him separately!

"Poof!"

The audience laughed.

"I knew that Xu Qian was uneasy and kind. ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"How?"

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The audience is also very, very curious.

This opening immediately aroused Xu Qian's interest.

Jiang Xingyue: "Haha, you can pull it down!"

Xu Qian: "Believe it or not?"

Jiang Xingyue: "I don't believe that you can fool people with good legs?"

Xu Qian: "Look, this is my strength. ”

Jiang Xingyue pouted and said: "I don't know your strength yet, my son and his father are interesting, I heard that people buy horses and sell car covers, I heard that people buy motorcycles and sell hard hats, I heard that people have insomnia and people sell sleeping pills, I heard that people -

Xu Qianyi waved his hand: "Don't say it, this is called the market, pay attention to the amount in advance!"

Jiang Xingyue smiled: "There are times when you make mistakes in advance!"

Xu Qian spread his hands and said, "This crutch is wrong." ”

Jiang Xingyue said: "I heard that I smashed my leg by locking the pillar and driving a four-wheeled bicycle, and I got up early in the dark to do this crutch, but as a result, I was smashed hard, and I was directly in a wheelchair after being discharged from the hospital, and this crutch was not sold." ”

The audience laughed.

Xu Qian: "Don't worry, I'll sell this pair of crutches today." ”

Jiang Xingyue: "This street is full of good legs and feet, who sells it?"

Xu Qian said: "Daughter-in-law, let's find a good leg and sell it to him today, and see my ability to fool." ”

The audience is even more curious: "How does this sell?"

Jiang Xingyue: "Aren't you lying?"

Xu Qian smiled mysteriously: "Those who wish to take the bait, understand? ”

Jiang Xingyue: "I won't fool." ”

Xu Qian: "Look at my eyes, okay? Hey, someone is here." ”

The opening scene of "Selling Abduction" directly aroused the curiosity of the audience.

Although the opening scene is not hilarious, Xu has built up the confidence of the audience, and the audience is still very confident in his work.

This is just a foreshadowing in the early stage, Xu Qian's works are like this many times, at the beginning of the foreshadowing, and then it is all Wang Bang, which makes you laugh at all.

Jiang Xingyue: "Ah, it's gone, it's gone, it's gone!

Wang Yu's eldest brother: "I said what are you commanding blindly, you? You know where I'm going to go, so you let me kidnap you?"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

Xu Qian: "Shouting for sale." ”

Jiang Xingyue: "Sell! Sell." ”

Xu Qian: "What are you selling?"

Jiang Xingyue: "Turn." ”

Xu Qian: "Connect." ”

Jiang Xingyue: "Kidnapped! ”

The audience laughed:

"Trafficking。。。。。 ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"Haha. ”

This line tsk。。。。。。 ”

"Only Xu Qian can think of it, awesome. ”

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Wang Yu's eldest brother: "Well, what's the matter? Who wants to kidnap you?"

Jiang Xingyue explained: "No, he abducted ~~~"

Wang Yu's eldest brother: "You want to abduct and sell?"

Xu Qian: "What kind of eyes do you have, abduction and sale, just like that, you and I can sell it, you buy it!"

Jiang Xingyue's outfit is a bit earthy.

"Haha!"

The audience laughs:

"Poor goddess。。。。。 ”

"I'm afraid it's not to laugh at me. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Xu Qian really won't let us down. ”

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Many people secretly said, "Sure enough." ”

Xu Qian's sketches have always been like this, accumulating thick and thin, and then soaring into the sky.

Wang Yu's eldest brother asked, "What the hell is going on with you?" ”

Xu Qian: "What's the matter, you're nosy~~~"

Jiang Xingyue: "The two of us are two, playing here!"

Xu Qian: "Hehehe, the two of us are a family, playing here!"

Wang Yu's eldest brother: "These two people, big for the New Year, sell their daughters-in-law to play ~~~Oops~~~"

Jiang Xingyue: "Abduction~~~"

Xu Qian: "Oops~~ It's very dangerous~~ He's not sick~"

Xu Qian: "Stand down~~~ It's very serious. ”

Jiang Xingyue asked suspiciously, "What?"

Xu Qian: "It's too serious. ”

Wang Yu's eldest brother asked, "What are you talking about?"

Xu Qian smiled: "Hehe, it's none of your business, you can go." ”

His smile made Wang Yu's eldest brother a little weak.

Jiang Xingyue: "What is it, serious?"

Xu Qian: "I should tell him~~~ Don't tell him about this disease, it's dangerous~~~ It's okay, I see something wrong here, and my daughter-in-law won't let me say it." ”

"Haha!"

The audience laughs:

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

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"You can't believe it, you go, it's okay~~~Hehe~~~ It's okay~~~~Let's go~~~. ”

This made Wang Yu's eldest brother even more weak.

Wang Yu: "God chatter~~~ You are really." ”

Just when Wang Yu's eldest brother was about to leave, Xu Qian pointed at Wang Yu's eldest brother and said: This disease is found to be in an advanced stage!

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

"Xu Qian is too cheap. ”

"Haha, it's really a big fool. ”

"I'm going to laugh at this!"

"It's funny. ”

"I was convinced, completely convinced. ”

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Wang Yu's eldest brother: "What's the matter with you? Say something nice about the New Year!"

Xu Qian: "Don't get excited, you can see something wrong, oops, you don't believe it." ”

Wang Yu's eldest brother was anxious: "You have to say it, believe it or not, what's going on?"

Xu Qian: "Let's not talk about the condition, I know what you do!"

Wang Yu's eldest brother said curiously: "Ahem, you still know what I do, what am I doing?"

Xu Qian: "You are a big boss in business. ”

His voice was long.

Wang Yu's eldest brother: "What?"

Xu Qian: "That's impossible. ”

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

"I'm laughing to death. ”

Invert !!!!

"I knew it. ”

"Convinced, completely convinced. ”

"I'm afraid I'm going to laugh to death. ”

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"Selling Abduction" directly conquered everyone, and Chinese people around the world were attracted by this sketch.

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