Chapter 80 Everyone Forgot to Turn Off the Gas
When the foreign Taoist priest saw the handprint, he suddenly realized: "I know who it is!"
Third Prince: "Who?"
Xiao Ai stood up: "Yes, it should be him." β
Third Prince: "Oh, that's it. β
I stood by in confusion, completely unaware of who the three of them were talking about.
"Who the hell are you talking about?" I asked the third prince with a frown.
The third prince looked at me: "You don't know?"
I shook my head: "I don't know. β
The third prince looked at me with an idiotic expression: "You don't know, how can I know?"
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At this time, a voice came from the door: "Ouch, it's all here!"
We looked towards the door, and saw a thief-headed figure standing in the doorway, opened the door a crack, and leaned in halfway, grinning at us with a grinβit turned out to be the same liar this morning.
"Yo! it's heavy enough, it's going to kill the girl so quickly!" said Xiangshi, rubbing his hands and walking in with a lewd face.
The foreign Taoist priest frowned, stared at the priest with his eyes, took out a handful of charms from his arms, squeezed them in his hand, and yelled at him: "Don't come here!
Xiangshi was not afraid at all, shook his head and stepped forward, and said to the foreign Taoist: "Do you still have spiritual power to cast spells?"
The foreign Taoist priest was nervous for a while, but he didn't expect that the Xiangshi had already seen through himself, so he had to bite the bullet and say: "Don't believe it, you can try!"
Xiangshi: "Come on, you look like you have a kidney loss, and you still have garlic in it." After speaking, he snatched the charm from the foreign Taoist priest and played with it in his hand. "Look at your spell here, how crooked you are drawing, how did Lao Chen teach you?"
Lao Chen? Could it be that he knows the uncle of the foreign Taoist priest? It seems that the foreign Taoist priest's guess this morning is not wrong, and this Xiangshi is really not an ordinary liar.
Me: "How did you know Lao Chen?"
Xiangshi didn't answer, just looked at me with a strong smile.
Xiao Ai looked at Xiangshi for a while, jumped up and said, "Okay, it turns out that you are an old immortal!"
Xiangshi: "I haven't seen you for so many years, why is your mouth still so damaged?"
Xiao Ai: "What nonsense, I'm a cute soft girl." After speaking, he winked at me: "Right, Brother Meng?"
I looked at Xiangshi, then at Xiao Ai, and said with a puzzled expression: "Can you explain to me what the situation is?"
Xiangshi smiled and said, "Don't worry, let the poor monk touch your bones first." β
I said disgustingly: "Fuck off, I'm not good at this!" Before I finished speaking, I was unconsciously held by the Xiangshi's wrist.
I tried with all my might to pull my wrist out, but the hand was so strong that it held me so hard that I couldn't move at all.
Immediately after, a cool gas came into my body from my wrist, and gradually merged with the scorching qi in the dantian.
After the two gases converged, the hot gas suddenly boiled, jumping and colliding in the dantian, but the cool air was like a breeze, slowly circling around the hot air, always wrapping him.
This strange sensation lasted for a minute or so, and eventually, the heat gradually subsided, and then it seemed to disappear into thin air. As for me, it was as if my body had been hollowed out, my whole body was weak, and my limbs were weak.
I watched the figure of Xiangshi gradually blur in front of my eyes, and opened my mouth to speak, but I suddenly felt the world spinning, and I fell asleep immediately.
This time, it was as if it had been half a century. I had a lot of dreams, which seemed to be real and illusory, and it was difficult to distinguish between real and false.
However, the plot of the dream is not complete and clear, but more like a piece of fragments of different scenes.
After a while, I dreamed that I was standing on a high cliff, looking at the chaotic war below, listening to the shouts of killing all around, and lamenting.
After a while, I dreamed that I was lying leisurely on a peach tree, and not far from the peach tree, a monster with three eyes, leading a vicious dog with drooling, was staring at the trembling young girl on the side.
As soon as the screen turned, I came to a small stream again.
I stood in the middle of the stream, my eyes red, and the gurgling water flowed slowly under my feet, but it was not cool, but there was a fishy heat.
I looked down, and the stream gradually changed color, little by little, to blood red.
Scenes like these appeared in my dreams, intricately intertwined, dΓ©jΓ vu, yet messy.
I tried to grasp something through the picture, but in the end, I only got a blank slate.
I don't know how long it took for me to wake up.
But suddenly, I found that a black shadow was close to my face, less than 3 centimeters away from me, with a cloak and a stunned look.
I even saw the saliva left in the corner of the black shadow's mouth, dripping down little by little, almost dripping into my mouth.
I yelled and pushed hard, and the shadow was caught off guard, and I pushed it out, poof, and fell to the ground.
"You're sick, you're going to fall to my death!"
I frowned: "Xiao Ai?
The black shadow on the ground stood up, walked to the door and turned on the light, rubbed his head that I hit with a big bag, and said with a sad face: "Nonsense, who else can it be if it's not me?"
Me: "You're scared me to death!" You cloak is exuding, I think the old demon of Montenegro has come to suck my yang energy!"
Xiao Wai pursed his lips: "I just woke up, and I don't wear a hairstyle, can I still make a good gel and make a hairstyle?"
Just woke up? No, I remember we were in the hospital!
I looked around and realized that this was not a hospital warehouse, but my bedroom.
Me: "Am I not in the hospital?"
Xiao Ai: "You forgot, you fainted in the hospital. β
I remembered, I had been drained of my hard-earned spiritual power by that liar and then I fainted.
I bounced up from the bed, my whole body was sore and fell down again, I held up my aching body and wailed, "Where is the dead liar who stole my spiritual power?"
Xiao Ai: "What liar?, you're talking about Lao Li, he left early." β
Me: "How can you let him go? Let him give me back the spiritual power that stole from me!"
Xiao Ai: "Steal, okay, someone is saving you." β
Help me? What the hell is going on? Why do I get more and more confused the more I listen!
Xiao Ai smiled, took out a loaf of bread from the table, sat on the edge of the bed, broke it into small pieces and stuffed it into my mouth.
As I ate, I asked weakly, "What the hell is going on? Why am I sore and my limbs weak?"
Xiao Ai smiled, handed me a small bottle from the side, and said, "It's normal, your body can't bear the load of spiritual power, and if you have been in a coma for so long, and you haven't eaten a drop of water, of course you will be weak." β
"What time is it?"
Xiao Ai looked at his watch and replied, "9 o'clock in the morning, what's wrong?"
Me: "We went to the hospital yesterday morning, so I was in a coma all day?"
Xiao Ai shook his head: "It's not one day, it's three days." β
Me: "So long? What the hell is going on?"
Xiao Ai looked at me, blinked softly and said, "Don't worry, you haven't eaten for a long time, let's eat the bread first, can we?"
Me: "How can I have time to eat bread now, Brother Amnesia and the female doctor are still in the hands of the bad guys!" As soon as the words fell, Brother Amnesia floated in through the door leisurely, looked at me and said, "Brother Meng, are you awake? What are you calling me?"
Me: "You're not dead?"
Brother Amnesia scratched his head in embarrassment: "I really don't know how to answer your question." β
Well, I forgot, he was dead.
I shook my hand and said, "That's not what I said, I mean you didn't get captured by the bad guys, and your soul flew away?"
Amnesia: "No, actually, here's how it ......"
Xiao Ai glared at the amnesiac brother and interrupted him: "Is there anything you can't talk about later? let him eat something first!"
The amnesiac brother smiled apologetically and floated out the door.
Xiao Ai shoved another piece of bread into my mouth.
I took two bites and swallowed it, and then asked, "Also, what about the female doctor? Is she okay?"
Xiao Ai: "Oh, it's all right, it's all right, don't worry about it, can you? Take care of yourself first! Hurry up and finish the bread!" After speaking, he blocked my mouth with a large piece of bread.
As I chewed, I continued to ask vaguely, "Also, that ......"
Xiao Wai was furious, slapped me on the head hard, and shouted, "Don't talk while eating!"
Me: "......"
After eating a loaf of bread, two hams, three pieces of cake, and drinking four bowls of pork rib soup, I held my bulging stomach and waved my hand at Xiao Ai and said, "Don't feed it, I really can't eat it." β
Xiao Ai: "How can you do that, you haven't eaten for several days." Come on, good, I'm eating this chicken leg. β
I shook my head again and again: "I'm so full, I'm going to vomit if I eat again!"
"Love to eat or not. After speaking, Xiao Ai sat at the head of the bed by himself, and gnawed the chicken legs all the way down.
After breakfast, I lay down for about half an hour, and gradually my body regained some strength, and the feeling of dizziness before also dissipated.
I got up and stood in the mirror in front of the closet, examining myself carefully.
Xiao Ai lay on the bed, crossed Erlang's legs and said, "Yo, it stinks and is beautiful when you wake up!"
Me: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm here to check if I've changed anything!"
Xiao Ai: "What can I do, I haven't shaved for three days, and I've become sloppy." β
Me: "That's not what I'm talking about. β
Xiao Ai: "Which one can it be? Just your face, don't expect to be handsome if you don't splash some sulfuric acid on it." β
Me: "That's not what I mean, I'm talking about ......" Forget it, I can't tell her clearly.
I stopped paying attention to her and stood in front of the mirror and examined her from head to toe.
Xiao Ai: "Don't look at it, you didn't get hurt at all, and you didn't leave a scar!"
Me: "Yes, but what's the matter with these two blue and red marks on my neck?" I asked, turning my head and pointing to my neck at Xiao Ai.
Xiao Ai's face was flushed, and she suddenly got up from the bed and said, "Oops, I forgot to turn off the gas!" After speaking, he lowered his head and slipped out quickly.