I never expected it, lalalalala!~

The liar Xiangshi who anyone who looks unreliable actually has a great background, and it is the legendary Li Xiuyuan.

This name may not be familiar to everyone, but when it comes to his other identity, it is estimated that everyone knows it.

Li Xiuyuan is the famous Jigong in the Southern Song Dynasty - Daoji monk.

Me: "Isn't Jigong the reincarnation of an Arhat?"

Xiao Ai: "Yes, the Dragon Arhat was reincarnated as Jigong, what's wrong?"

Me: "Then why don't you let a good civil servant not do it, don't go to work next to the Buddha, and run to the door of the hospital to fool people." ”

Xiao Ai glanced at me with disdain: "The civil servant is Jigong, and the fool is Li Xiuyuan, they are different." ”

I was confused: "Isn't Li Xiuyuan Jigong?"

Xiao Ai: "Are you stupid?

Me: "?"

Xiao Wai looked at me with a blank look and explained helplessly.

It turned out that the dragon Arhat was reincarnated as Jigong, and after his cultivation was completed, he returned to the Buddha and continued to serve. And the golden body he left in the world used the residual consciousness and mana of Luo Han Ye to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, and gradually cultivated to the Tao, becoming a separate existence. I have to admit that this skill is really bull X. If I had this ability, my mother would never be afraid of my split personality in the future!

After Li Xiuyuan attained enlightenment, because he still had Jigong's consciousness, he naturally followed his old path and continued to purify sentient beings.

Of course, he also left Jigong's unobtrusive style.

And this time, he happened to find someone carrying a dangerous weapon, the Golden Silkworm Gu, into the city, so he followed him all the way, and finally put a spell on him, once the woman used the Golden Silkworm Gu, she would backfire on herself. Of course, the process of casting the spell is a bit obscene. However, it is also very much in line with his usual style of doing things.

"So, he saved the dog?" I was disappointed, and I thought it was my tiger body that shook the woman

Xiao Ai: "Yes, it's not just the dog, you, Brother Frustrated, and Buru were all saved by him." ”

Me: "?"

Xiao Ai: "Do you remember that at the gate of the hospital, when he saw us, he said that two of us had bloodless faces, and there must be a catastrophe? You must know that people who practice Gu art often have to use unjust souls to captive Gu bodies, so that the power of Gu will be doubled, and at that time, Brother Frustrated and the female doctor were taken away by this woman while we were not paying attention. ”

I nodded: "When he said his face was bloodless, I didn't pay much attention to it, thinking that he was trying to fool us again. Later, when you said that he could see ghosts, I didn't care about it, because it's normal for ghosts to have no blood. ”

Xiao Ai: "When Goudan'er found out about this Ni Duan, we also thought it was the case, so we didn't think about it. But I found out afterwards that he had already reminded us at that time, but unfortunately we were only looking for clues and didn't think about anything else at all. ”

It turned out that Lao Li was at the gate of the hospital, and his seemingly absurd actions were actually very interesting inside.

Of course, selling a cross to the first man doesn't count, it's just a part-time job during the working period.

This point fully shows that the scientific theory of the foreign Taoist priest is correct.

Cattle people such as Jigong Jinshen also want to make money to eat.

However, speaking of the golden body, he and I are both people with a golden body, and the cultivation in the previous life is not necessarily worse than him, but why are other people's golden bodies all cow X coaxing, threatening in all directions, and when it comes to me, it has become such a tasteless chicken rib that is a pity to abandon?

People are more angry than people! Blame, I have to blame the old immortal in my previous life...... No, he's dead.

Anyway, it's to blame him, he has to pretend to be high and learn those martial arts masters, and he has nothing to do to play self-deprecating martial arts or something. You must know that what he cultivates is Taoism based on science, and science is extremely rigorous, so how can he say that it is wasted? How can such a high-spirited person be a celestial master who is committed to carrying forward Taoism? What is the difference between this and those Dalai Lama, who engage in feudal superstition and shout every day for the reincarnation of a spirit child?

The foreign Taoist priest said with disdain: "Don't pull me in." The reincarnation of a spirit child is inherently part of science. ”

"Huh?" I was confused again, two days ago he was watching TV and pointing at those brightly dressed lamas who were scolding and fooling at the camera, why did he change his words today?

Could it be that the so-called science is so unreliable in the first place?

Xiao Ai: "You're confused again, aren't you?"

I nodded, sat cross-legged on the couch, and reached for the band-aid around my neck.

Xiao Ai: "Don't move!"

I said impatiently: "A big man, put on a Hellokitty band-aid, what is it like! Besides, my neck doesn't hurt or itch, why do you stick it." ”

The foreign priest came over and lay on the side of my neck: "What's the matter? I remember that day you weren't hurt?"

"I don't know, after I fainted, there were two more marks here. I pointed to the two purple-blue prints.

The foreign Taoist priest looked at the seal, and then looked at Xiao Ai with a sudden realization: "It's strange that I have to let him tear it!"

Xiao Ai: "Look at what! If you don't accept it, go and ask your devil girl to plant some for you, you can plant a necklace!"

The foreign Taoist priest pouted: "Cut, we have already passed this base and went straight to the home run." ”

Xiao Ai raised his head and said with a wicked smile: "Yes, I've been preparing to break through the chrysanthemum base recently, right?"

The foreign Taoist priest was embarrassed for a while, looked at me and said, "Brother Meng, she is a soft girl, and her mouth is full of meat jokes every day, so you don't care about her?"

Me: "Come on, I can't control her. ”

Xiao Ai looked at the foreign Taoist priest with a smug face, and he was arrogant.

The foreign Taoist glared at her viciously, then sighed and patted me on the shoulder: "Brother Meng, I think it's better than Qian Lanlan!"

Xiao Ai didn't say a word, grabbed the iPad next to him and threw it over.

……

Speaking of Qian Lanlan, it seems that she hasn't contacted me for several days.

Since the night before I went to the hospital, after being pranked by Xiao Ai, Qian Lanlan seemed to disappear out of thin air and faded out of my sight.

I sat on the sofa, recalling Qian Lanlan's voice and smile, and sighed.

Qian Lanlan is indeed a very embarrassing existence for me.

It's not that she's bad.

On the contrary, she's been so good that she can't be said to words, even with, making me a little hard to believe.

Every time I was with her, I felt like I was 10 years younger again, back to that lush, carefree school days.

Of course, it wasn't Lin Siqi's student days. Lin Siqi, who pretended to be a snow lotus, was incomparable to Qian Lanlan.

It's just a pity that I flinched.

Qian Lanlan is such an excellent girl like a flower. It should be planted in a pot that is more suitable for her to bloom, rather than a vase like mine that will only give her a short period of beauty. After all, I knew I didn't have any ability to let such a woman in need of care grow up in my arms.

Speaking of so much nonsense, in fact, there is only one reason - I am poor.

Xiao Ai saw that my face was solemn and deep in thought, so she came over and pinched my ear and asked, "What do you think?"

"Didn't think about anything. I looked up at Xiao Ai, the big eyes on the clean face blinked one after another, compared to Qian Lanlan's clear eyes, Xiao Ai was more agile, and there was a naughty taste mixed with it.

Xiao Ai: "Do you think I went too far that day?"

Me: "Not really. ”

Little lamented, then sat down on the couch, rested his head on my lap and said, "I can help you explain it to her." ”

I reached out and touched her forehead: "No fever, why did you suddenly change your personality today, not like your style?"

Xiao Ai: "Don't make trouble, I'm serious." With that, he took the hand that was placed on his forehead, held it in his own hand, pinched my fingers, and played.

Me: "Forget it, it's okay to let her die for me sooner." ”

Xiao Ai: "What's the matter, you don't like her?"

Me: "It's not a matter of looking down, she's still an 18-year-old girl. It's just that he is young and doesn't know what he really wants, so why should I hurt him. ”

Xiao Ai sneered, turned over, faced me, pointed to my pants and said, "What's wrong with 18?

I hurriedly pushed him away and covered my lower body tightly with both hands: "I'll rub, how do you know this?"

Xiao Ai: "Hehe, this is a secret that can't be said. ”

My face was full of horror: "What have you done to me in the past few days when I have been in a coma?"

Xiao Ai: "A big man, I'm still afraid of a soft girl who has no power to restrain the chicken." ”

I quickly got up from the sofa and sat away from Xiao Ai.

"Come on, I won't be fooled by your appearance, take your magical powers, old demon of Montenegro. ”

Xiao Ai also got up after him, knelt on the sofa, and crawled towards me step by step like a kitten, and said with great temptation: "People are not black at all, they are still pink, do you want to go back to the room to try?"

Me: "Sister, I was wrong, I'm going to call the police if you do this again." ”

Xiao Ai listened, lay on the sofa again tastelessly, looked at me and said, "Brother Meng, it's actually good like this, after all, Qian Lanlan is still an eighteen-year-old child." ”

Me: "Didn't you just say 18 what's wrong?"

Xiao Ai: "The problem is, her eighteen may not be able to stand your eighteen." ”

Me: "Can you be so meaty?"

Xiao Ai: "How can anyone have it, I'm a pure and soft girl." After speaking, he got up and sat on my lap, put his arms around my neck and said, "Uncle, my sister is not feeling well, can you help me check it?"

At this time, the third prince and the thirteenth princess happened to be home, slammed the door in, saw the scene in the living room, and immediately exclaimed, "What's the situation?"

I was just about to explain when I heard the sound of something falling from behind the Thirteenth Princess.

I looked closely, and there was another person behind her, and the large bag and small bag of things in his hand had been scattered all over the ground.

She stood still, just looking at me and Xiao Ai in an awkward position.

The grumbling look in his eyes seemed to kill me.

I looked at her embarrassedly: "Lan Lan, why are you here?"