Although I can't understand why the old dragon king has to marry his daughter to the third prince. Why does Xiao Mourn have to guard the rich second generation, he wants to find love by himself. (Well, I haven't talked about girlfriends, I really don't understand)

Of course, I can't understand why all girls think about jumping off a building when they are looking for death.

But I still had to reconcile the contradictions between them.

After all, on this business trip, Lao Chen promised me a reward of 5,000 yuan.

"Is there something to discuss, isn't the Dragon King of the East China Sea here yet, let's think about it in the long run. ”

The foreign Taoist priest said helplessly: "The Dragon King of the East China Sea is famous for protecting calves. once fell out with Li Tianwang for the sake of his son. Now that the Three Realms know that the two of them are going to get married, if Thirteen doesn't agree, where do you let his son's face go?"

Xiao Ai complained, "It's just an Ao Guang, what's there to be afraid of, if he dares to make trouble, we'll clean him up! When Sun Wukong went to get the Poseidon Needle, didn't he dare to let go of a fart." ”

"There was no way to take a few robbers just now, and you were embarrassed to put garlic here. ”

The foreign Taoist priest said: "The aura doll said the same, don't worry, old dragon king, for the sake of my uncle's face, Ao Guang shouldn't be too embarrassed with you." ”

I quietly asked, "How can the owner of a white goods store have such a big face?"

Xiao Wai said, "Can you be a little more idiot? Lao Chen, that's the leader of the fairy and demon office!"

"How could I not know?"

"What do you know?"

"So I'm on a thick thigh now, right?"

The foreign Taoist priest said on the side: "That's me, not you." You belong to the underworld. ”

"Whoever follows the two of us, what's yours is mine, and what's mine is yours. ”

The foreign priest shook his head and said, "Yours can be mine, but mine must be mine only." ”

The thirteenth princess said, "Can you not be poor at this time?" After a while, the Dragon King of the East China Sea will come, Brother Meng, you have to help me speak, anyway, we have also had a life-and-death relationship. ”

The old dragon king hurriedly answered, "Xiao Meng, you were sent by Lao Chen to help me convince her, how can you beat her up now?"

I looked at the thirteenth with big watery eyes full of pleading, so I had to sigh helplessly, and said to the old dragon king: "Old man, I didn't say you, why did you say that you had to marry your daughter to him?

"The status of the dragon clan? Do you really think that I am for my own face? Even if Yun'er marries and gives birth to a dragon fetus, it is also from the Donghai family, what does it have to do with me? I don't do this all for Yun'er, find a good home for her and she will live happily in the future!"

The old dragon king said bitterly, "The kind of things that love comes and goes, in my opinion, are useless, you humans only have a lifespan of a few decades, and you will break up and divorce if you fall in love, not to mention our dragon clan with a lifespan of thousands of years." Who can guarantee that love for a person will not change in a thousand years?"

We all bowed our heads and fell into contemplation, what the old dragon king said was actually right, feelings are such an ethereal thing, often can't stand the test of time. For us, being in love for decades is already a model couple. But after they got married, they had to spend countless decades together, and no one dared to guarantee that they would not get bored, which is really embarrassing to think about.

Just when everyone was in deep thought because of the old dragon king's theory of love, Xiao Wai debunked him inappropriately.

"What kind of garlic to pretend, I don't know who gave up the competition for the Dragon King of the Four Seas for a fox spirit back then, and ran to this small river to be willing to be a river dragon king. ”

The foreign priest and I were surprised and asked, "Ah?

Xiao Ai complained: "What do you think......?

The old dragon king hurriedly interrupted with a red face, "Don't mention the past again. ”

At this moment, the fat mermaid ran in panting, panting and shouting, "Here it is!

I hurriedly stood on tiptoe and looked towards the door.

I saw an old man who was about the same age as the old dragon king walking in with his hands behind his back, presumably this was the legendary Dragon King Ao Guang of the East China Sea.

And behind Ao Guang, followed by a tall man, with a disgusted expression on his face, muttering something to Ao Guang in a low voice, looking left and right.

When they got closer, I realized it was him!

"Ah, it's you?"

"Is that you?"

The old dragon king hurriedly stepped forward and said earnestly, "Do you know each other?"

I sighed and said, "I guess I know." ”

"Since we know each other, let's not be at the door, let's go upstairs and sit in the private room and talk slowly. With that, he led the group of us upstairs.

In the private room upstairs, the old dragon king Ao Tian and the dragon king of the East China Sea Ao Guang politely greeted each other, and the harem chattered and laughed and agreed.

And I, the foreign Taoist, the third prince Ao Bing, the thirteenth princess and the fat mermaid and other juniors sat on the sofa next to them and chatted with melon seeds.

"I thought you were a love triangle trapped by love on the rooftop. ”

I said helplessly, "What do you mean we killed? Did he stumble and fall down on his own? Also, what is a love triangle? Do I look like a?"

Everyone looked at me seriously and nodded together, "Like." ”

"Can you not do this? As the third prince of the Dragon King, can't you see the Ni Duan of the rooftop?"

The fat mermaid interjected, "I'm not happy if you say that, what's wrong with being the third prince? Why does the third prince have to see Ni Duan? Besides, whoever sees your obscene appearance will immediately think it's your problem, right?"

"What are you interjecting, I'm talking to the third prince!"

The fat mermaid was not happy when she heard this, and yelled at me: "I am also the third prince!"

Xiao Ai complained, "You walk like you are trembling and trembling, at most you are three jumpers." ”

When the fat mermaid heard this, her face turned red, and she raised her orchid finger and said to me, "You, you, ignore you, hmph!" and then turned around and walked to the old dragon king's table.

I pouted in the direction of the fat mermaid and said, "See, this is a!"

The thirteenth princess covered her mouth and said with a smile, "Leave some virtue, why are you all so poor." ”

Ao Bing said, "Three big men ran to the rooftop of the school in the middle of the night, in addition to defining the three as conflicting feelings, do you think there is any other reason?"

I spread my hands speechlessly and said, "Your YY ability, it's a waste not to write a novel." Now the most popular rotten text, with your ability to write the fire of protection. ”

The foreign Taoist priest asked, "Third Prince, as the prince of the Dragon Palace, why did you come to our city to work as a policeman?

Ao Bing shook his head and said helplessly: "Don't mention it again, since I was cramped by Nezha, I can no longer feel the aura." ”

"Then aren't you a waste now?"

Ao Bing's face was red and white, I realized that I had said the wrong thing, and hurriedly replied, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm straightforward." ”

Ao Bing smiled bitterly at us and said, "It's okay. Actually, I'm pretty good right now. If I can't cultivate mana, I have more time to cultivate my body and mind. ”

The foreign Taoist priest nodded, and said casually: "No wonder your father will fight with Li Jing's family." Even if Nezha commits suicide countless times after making trouble for a long time, he has only broken his cultivation for a lifetime, and it is a big deal to change his body and practice again, and he can still become an immortal. But you are miserable, and after being drained of the dragon tendons, you can no longer attain the Tao. I'm sure I'm not happy with it either. ”

Ao Bing smiled: "It's the past, don't mention it." But I'm not bad now, although I can't sense spiritual power, but my father helped me borrow an immortal body, and I can pinch it like plasticine if I don't feel pain, or I can simply grow a new one. ”

I asked in surprise: "Isn't that Xiaoqiang who can't be killed?

Ao Bing smiled indifferently: "Actually, it's quite boring, and life is not fun at all." I've almost forgotten what it feels like to be in pain or to die. That's why I ran to work as a police officer, but who knows that I still can't find a feeling of fear or nervousness. ”

I said sourly, "It's cheap, and it's good." If I had your body, I would dare to rob a bank with a brick!"

Ao Bing looked at me seriously for a long time and said, "Then I will definitely be the first to arrest you." ”

We were just eating melon seeds while chatting with each other.

The foreign Taoist priest suddenly asked, "Third Prince, why do you want to marry the Thirteenth Princess?"

The third prince said leisurely: "It's not my father yet, I always say that I complain that life is not exciting, so I want to find a partner for me to see if it can make me have more fun." ”

As he spoke, he took out a box of China from his pocket, ordered one, and said, "If it weren't for this business trip, I wouldn't have agreed to come over." What age is it now, still on a blind date, free love is the truth. ”

When the thirteenth princess on the side heard it, she clapped her hands excitedly, "Yes, yes, I think so too!"

Ao Bing raised his eyebrows and asked in surprise, "What's the matter, you were also forced to marry?"

Xiao Ai complained, "What do you think? With your glorious history, there are still people who want to marry you?"

Ao Bing scratched his head in embarrassment, "That's the same." ”

Seeing this, the thirteenth princess hurriedly said, "No, I don't think you're as bad as they say." ”

"What do they say about me?"

I snatched the cigarette case from Ao Bing's hand, took out two and lit them, handed the other to the foreign Taoist, and put the rest in my pocket, saying, "What else can I say, it's nothing more than bullying women." ”

"Aren't you bullying men and women? Why have they all become lesbians?"

"As soon as he appeared on the stage, he was killed by Nezha in seconds, and he could only bully and bully female compatriots. ”

At this time, the old dragon king shouted at us, "Come on, all the dishes are ready!"

When the foreign priest and I heard this, we bounced up with a swish and ran quickly to the table.

Ao Bing, who was behind him, quietly asked the thirteenth princess

"Well, is the corrupt text really popular? I really have the potential to write the corrupt text?"