After a full meal, I sat on the bench with great interest, crossed Erlang's legs, smoked Shun Zhonghua, and enjoyed the conversation between the two dragon families.

The incident of the Dragon King of the East China Sea making trouble in the seafood restaurant in our impression did not happen, but we only saw two bad old men next door who drank highly, sitting together complaining about the fact that their children were not young but did not want to get married.

And Ao Bing and Thirteen obviously disagree with the ideas of the older generation, and are counting each other in the corner at the moment about the various tragic situations of being forced to marry.

The foreign Taoist priest picked his teeth and said, "I thought there would be a fierce battle, and I took out all the spirit runes at the bottom of the box. ”

Xiao Ai said angrily: "Hey, where is this Dragon King, it is obviously the old king next door." ”

I burped deeply, and said with a smile, "It seems that the legendary gods are also vulgar, and they will also worry about the affairs of their children." ”

In the end, an absurd blind date meeting ended like this.

The thirteenth princess and the third prince decided to deceive their parents and become each other's hired boyfriend and girlfriend in order to avoid the forced marriage of the two dragon kings.

The second elder mistakenly thought that the two of them had no objection, and they were immediately happy.

The old dragon king thanked me and the foreign Taoist priest repeatedly, and the task of me and the foreign Taoist priest was finally over.

After the meal, the four of us went back to the room together, and the foreign Taoist priest and I packed up our things in large bags.

I stuffed the last bottle of wine into the box, then pressed the box tightly and closed it with all my might.

"Dog, where was that jar of caviar just now?

The foreign Taoist priest shook his head and said, "No, my bag is full of hairy crabs." ”

As a last resort, I unpacked all my luggage again, and asked while rummaging:

"Ao Bing, are you going back to X City with us? There are too many things, and you need to add money to overweight registration. ”

Ao Bing shook his head and said, "You guys go back first, I'm here with a mission this time." ”

I asked, "What task?"

"There is a ticket kidnapping gang that has come here after committing a crime in our city, and I am here to arrest them. ”

"Is it four people?"

Ao Bing nodded and said in surprise, "How do you know?"

I pretended to pinch my fingers profoundly, squinted my eyes and recited a few words silently as I learned from Lao Cui's fortune-telling, and then smiled and said, "I not only know that there are four people, but I also know that they will never leave a living mouth, right?"

After hearing this, Ao Bing excitedly shook my hand: "It's so godly! You can tell you divination? Help me calculate where they are now?"

The foreign Taoist snorted coldly and debunked me: "What is the divination, he was kidnapped by that gang this morning." ”

I smiled, pointed to Thirteen next to me, and said, "And her." ”

"Is that really the case?"

Thirteen pursed his lips, smiled, and said, "Yes, we just fled back before you came. ”

After hearing this, Ao Bing jumped up from his seat and said to me, "Then do you know where they are? Take me quickly!"

I shook my head like a wave drum and replied firmly, "No!"

Just kidding, I've already taken the initiative to send myself to the door once this morning, and if I take the initiative to put myself in this time, then I'll really be a fool.

Seeing that I didn't agree, Ao Bing looked at me with a straight face and said, "Brother Meng, it is the obligation and responsibility of each of us to punish evil and promote good. ”

Xiao Ai complained: "This sentence came out of the mouth of you, an evil young man of ancient and modern civilizations, why does it feel so awkward." ”

I said leisurely, "Isn't this the same as Brother Amnesia?" ”

Ao Bing asked curiously, "Who is Brother Amnesia?"

"A little gangster who is full of righteousness and morality all day long. ”

"How can I be the same as him, I'm a people's policeman!"

The foreign Taoist priest and I looked at Ao Bing's straight face and smiled from ear to ear.

"Brother Meng, are you going or not?"

I shook my hand and said, "I'm not going to kill me." I just deceived them once, and those people must be furious now, and I won't be caught in the net if I run away again. ”

"What are you afraid of, with me, I promise you will not be in danger. ”

"It's more dangerous with you. ”

The thirteenth princess on the side couldn't look at it, glared at me fiercely, turned to Ao Bing and said, "Otherwise, I'll go with you, I know where they are." ”

Ao Bing hurriedly refused: "No, you are a girl, how can you put yourself in danger?"

I said dissatisfiedly: "Her life is life, and my life is dregs?"

Ao Bing's face turned red, and he quickly explained: "I didn't mean that, it's just not good to let a girl take risks." ”

"What's wrong? Anyway, she's also a half-immortal body, so it's better than me, a mortal. ”

The foreign Taoist priest interjected inappropriately: "I found it, the caviar is here!"

I looked at the caviar in the hand of the foreign Taoist, and then lowered my head and padd the "specialty" of the big bags and small bags given to us by the old dragon king, and sighed helplessly.

There is no way, the mouth of eating people is short, and the hands of people are soft. Although I am a man who cherishes my life. But with this large number of gifts, I had no choice but to rush the ducks to the shelves.

"Okay, I'll go with you. ”

The foreign Taoist priest said coldly, "Don't worry, they must have already run away, can they stay there stupidly and wait for you to catch them?" ”

When I thought about it, what the foreign Taoist priest said made sense.

After all, according to Ao Bing, these kidnappers are also habitual offenders.

Since he is a habitual offender, he must know the truth of shooting a shot to change places, although this shot is dumb on me and Thirteen. Now that Thirteen and I have escaped this morning, the robbers will be afraid that we will call the police and kill us. So even if I rush over with Ao Bing now, at most, I will just go to the scene to find some evidence and find some clues.

So I hummed a little song and happily led Ao Bing and the foreign Taoist priest to drive to this morning's warehouse.

Unexpectedly, I overestimated the IQ of the four of them. When the three of us arrived at the abandoned warehouse, the imaginary person went to the empty building and did not appear.

The four kidnappers sat in a circle, kneeling in a circle, muttering something, not noticing our arrival.

"Didn't you say they were definitely gone?"

The foreign Taoist priest blushed in embarrassment and said, "Accident, accident." ”

Ao Bing quietly walked behind them with his hands behind his back, only to see a brazier between the four of them, and paper money was burning inside.

"If you have a debtor, don't come to us again. We'll give you more paper money, and you can continue to be a rich and noble family in the underworld in the future......"

It turned out that these four had not recovered from the transformation of the thirteenth princess until now, and thought that the unjust spirits of the people who had been persecuted before had come back to find them, and they were burning incense and kneeling here.

"Ahem!" the third prince coughed lightly, and the kidnappers reacted and slammed up from the ground.

I waved at them and said, "What a coincidence, we meet again!"

When kidnapper A saw me, he knelt on the ground again with a puff, and kept kowtowing and begging for mercy, "We already know that we are wrong, and the paper money has been burned, spare us!"

Xiao Ai complained gloomily: "Didn't you say that there is a debtor who is wronged? So after we heard it, we came to you on purpose!"

When kidnapper B heard this, he immediately kicked A's body and complained, "Let you talk nonsense!

At this moment, the leader of the kidnappers stopped them and said, "Wait!

When everyone saw this, they looked around for a while, only to find that only the three of us were standing here alone.

Kidnapper A immediately happily took out the pistol from his arms, pointed at us and said with a lewd smile: "Boy, you dare to play tricks on me! There is a road in heaven that you don't take, and there is no door in hell for you to break in! I will let you know how powerful Grandpa is today!"

I hurriedly waved our hands, pointed to Ao Bing beside me, and said, "It's not me coming, it's him!"

Ao Bing saw that the four kidnappers turned their heads to look at him, and said righteously: "Put down the gun, I am a policeman, you have been surrounded!"

Xiao Ai couldn't help but complain again: "Are you completely sick!"

I asked, "What's the problem?"

Xiao Ai explained: "He used 'I' instead of 'we', which means that only one policeman came, but how can one policeman surround four robbers?"

Ao Bing nodded thoughtfully and said, "Yes, then I'll say it again, put down the gun! We are the police, you have been surrounded!"

I spread my hands helplessly and said, "There is no 'we', only him, and I don't know him well." ”

With that, he took a few steps to the side.

The foreign Taoist priest simply pretended to be a foreigner again, and said in broken Chinese: "I'm sorry, I'm a foreigner, I don't understand." ”

The four kidnappers looked at each other. The leader said angrily: "Have you made enough trouble! When you are dying, you still have the heart to play tricks here! Believe it or not, Lao Tzu shot you down!"

The third prince smiled slightly and said, "Try it, whether your gun is powerful or my fist is powerful." ”

When the leader heard this, he clutched his stomach and laughed

"Hahaha! I think someone is here, it turns out to be a psychopath!"

After all, it was a shot at Ao Bing.

In an instant, the bullet passed through Ao Bing's body, and blood slowly flowed out.

Ao Bing looked down at the wound and shouted angrily, "The new clothes I bought today, I just punched a hole without saying anything!" With that, he rushed up and kicked the kidnapper leader to the ground.

Seeing this, the kidnappers were stunned for a moment, and together they pointed their guns at Ao Bing, and the sound of banging gunshots swept the entire warehouse.

A minute later, the kidnappers who had already finished the bullet saw Ao Bing, who had been beaten into a hole, standing there as if he was fine, and they couldn't close their mouths in shock.

Ao Bing stuffed a piece of intestines into his stomach and said, "The caviar that I ate at noon was missed by you before I finished absorbing it, wasting food!"

After that, regardless of the reaction of the four people, he quickly stepped forward and grabbed the leader of the robbers with a punch.

The leader of the kidnappers was smashed out in an instant, and after a perfect parabola, he fell to the ground, holding his stomach for a long time.

Seeing this, the other three took out their daggers one after another, shouted, and rushed towards Ao Bing.

I lit cigarettes with the priest and squatted on the ground to enjoy this new battle.

To be honest, Ao Bing's fighting skills are like a child's play compared to a foreign Taoist. But he couldn't bear his infinite strength, and relying on his special physique, the three kidnappers were beaten by him miserably.

As I watched from the sidelines, I couldn't help but say to the three kidnappers: "Ouch! Is that the knife more accurate? And you, don't you know how to outflank him from behind? Tell me about tactical coordination! Squat down quickly, squat down, stupid! I told you to squat, I can't even dodge this whip leg! Hurry up, flirt with the yin leg, the monkey will steal the peach, and attack him in three ways!"

Kidnapper A glared at me viciously, threw his dagger at me, and shouted, "You want to talk more!" before rejoining the fray.

I turned sideways, dodged the dagger, and complained: "I was kind enough to give you guidance, and I actually threw a flying knife at me! It's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin, and I don't know the hearts of good people." ”

At this moment, the leader lying on the ground came to his senses, took out his dagger, and staggered towards us.

The foreign Taoist smiled happily, pointed to the battlefield on the side, and said, "The person who beat you is him, not us, you recognize the wrong person." ”

The leader said viciously, "I will kill you first, and then it's not too late to help them!"

Seeing this, the foreign Taoist priest said with a smile: "What's the matter?

With that, he took out a spirit talisman and shouted "Hurry!" and threw it at the leader of the robbers.

The leader was instantly knocked to the ground, and I took out my iPad and the foreign Taoist priest and rushed forward in three and two steps, and beat the kidnapper leader on the ground.

The foreign Taoist priest kicked and cursed angrily: "But people come to find the hungry (me)? I really think that the hungry people are good to pick up (bully)?