The two of us followed Mr. Glasses into his office, and Qian Lanlan cautiously asked, "Mr. Wang, is there something wrong?"

Teacher Wang lifted his glasses and said solemnly, "Didn't you say that you would call your mother here?"

I hurriedly accompanied the smiling face and said, "My sister is on a temporary business trip, so I came for him." ”

Teacher Wang was not angry and said to himself: "The children are all in the third year of high school, don't hurry up and only take care of themselves, is this a responsible parent?"

Me: "It's not a work thing, can't you get away with it?" ”

Teacher Wang pointed to the stool next to him and said, "Sit down, I want to talk to you about Qian Lanlan's problem." ”

I shook my head and said, "Just stand, I have been used to standing by my teacher since I was a child." ”

Teacher Wang was stunned for a moment, and almost laughed out loud, but he took into account the majesty of the teacher, so he had to hold back his old face and said, "I specially kept you, do you know what the reason is?"

Me: "I don't know. ”

"Have you read Qian Lanlan's academic performance?"

Me: "Yes, it's good, I got the seventh place in the exam this time." I just said that I would go back and treat him to a big dinner and reward him. ”

Teacher Wang said angrily: "Seventh place, do you want to be rewarded? She has always been in the top three before!"

Me: "Oh, well, it's normal for people to play out once in a while." After that, Chong Qian Lanlan nodded, "Don't be discouraged, my uncle will invite you to dinner in a while, and comfort and comfort you." ”

Teacher Wang glared and said, "Are there any parents like you who do this? You don't want to investigate why she regressed in learning?"

Me: "Teacher, you say. ”

Teacher Wang: "Do you know that she has a tendency to fall in love recently?"

Qian Lanlan replied loudly: "I didn't!"

I motioned for her not to speak yet, turned back to the teacher and smiled humbly, "How do you know this?"

Teacher Wang said: "He and a boy named Ye Zhenxiang have been very close recently, do you know?

Qian Lanlan: "It's just a walk to and from school together, we are very pure, okay?"

Teacher Wang: "Don't say that you are pure in front of me! I have seen a lot of abortions in high school!"

Qian Lanlan: "Then you can't use your filthy thoughts to generalize, right?"

Teacher Wang said angrily: "Am I dirty?

Qian Lanlan: "Are you afraid that my father will see that my grades are lagging behind, and he won't give you a gift next time!"

Teacher Wang was annoyed and angry, and pointed at Qian Lanlan: "You, you, you, you ......" You didn't say a word for a long time.

I saw the teacher's anger soaring, so I hurriedly stopped Qian Lanlan and said, "How can I talk to the teacher!" After that, I turned my head to Teacher Wang and said, "Don't be angry, this kid is also used to it." You said how difficult it is to be a teacher, working hard for the students, but the students still don't appreciate it, and they oppose you everywhere and talk back to you. There is no concept of heaven and earth monarch at all. Moral turpitude!"

Teacher Wang saw that I was upset for him, so he borrowed the slope and said on the donkey: "Alas, you also know that the current society is so realistic, everything only depends on grades, so I am also worried that Qian Lanlan will be distracted by other unnecessary things, which will lead to regression in learning." After all, the world itself is cruel. Otherwise, why did the champion and runner-up in the competition put in the effort, and everyone only remembered the champion? ”

Qian Lanlan: "Okay!"

"What is the highest peak in the world?"

"Mount Everest!"

"What about the second peak?"

"Chogori Peak!"

"What about the third peak?"

"Kanchenjunga!"

"Fourth peak?"

"Lhotse Peak. ”

"Fifth?"

"Makalu Peak. ”

Teacher Wang: "......"

Qian Lanlan: "Teacher, I just missed the exam, I remember the learning content clearly." Hey, by the way, what philosophy did you just say you were going to tell me?"

Teacher Wang said with a dark face: "What, I have another meeting to hold in a while, you can go first." ”

Qian Lanlan and I couldn't help but laugh and walked out of the school gate.

She took my arm and said, "Let's go." ”

I wondered, "Where are you going?"

Qian Lanlan pursed her lips and said dissatisfiedly, "Didn't you say you wanted to invite me to dinner just now?"

Me: "When, I don't remember." ”

Qian Lanlan: "You said it in Teacher Wang's office just now. ”

I shook my head and denied, "That doesn't count." That's in the capacity of your fake uncle. ”

Qian Lanlan: "Then what is your identity now?"

Me: "Ah, life-saver?"

Qian Lanlan smiled mischievously and said, "It's almost the same, anyway, there is a saving word." ”

Me: "Well, that's okay?"

Ignoring my resistance, Qian Lanlan picked me up and left.

Me: "What do you want to eat? First of all, I won't go to your family's Fangcao House." I'm a standard carnivore. ”

Just then, my phone rang suddenly.

"The old wolf wants to eat chickens, and the old wolf wants to eat chickens. ”

Qian Lanlan: "You are also an urban immortal cultivator, how can you use such a cheesy ringtone." ”

Me: "What's vulgar, don't you know that there is a bar word behind this chicken?"

Qian Lanlan's little face was flushed, and she scolded a stinky rascal, then lowered her head and stopped talking.

I picked up the phone, and Lao Chen's voice came from the other end.

"Xiao Meng, where is it?"

"Boss, I'm in No. 1 Middle School, what's wrong?"

"It's okay, please have a meal, if you're busy, you won't use it. ”

"Not busy, not busy, I'll go now. ”

Me: "It just so happened that someone invited me to dinner, so I borrowed flowers to offer to the Buddha and saved money for a meal." ”

Qian Lanlan hesitated: "Is it convenient to take me?"

Me: "What's inconvenient, except for my boss, you've seen everything else." ”

Qian Lanlan thought for a while and said, "Okay then." ”

I excitedly introduced her: "Take you to a barbecue restaurant, that's a few of us frequent." The dishes are cheap and affordable, and the key is that the proprietress is still very tender. “

Qian Lanlan glanced at me disdainfully, "Pervert, it's Miss Universe standing next to you, and there are other beauties who are thinking about it." ”

I scratched my head in embarrassment and said, "Isn't it different, one is a young and beautiful girl, and the other is a mature and beautiful young woman." Can't compare, can't compare. With that, he wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth.

I rushed to the barbecue restaurant with Qian Lanlan, Chen Lao, Yang Daoist, Xiao Ai, and the fake couple with the two ghosts were already sitting there waiting for me early.

When several people saw Qian Lanlan with a red face behind me, they all made an expression that I understood.

The old pervert still drifted to my side, and said enviously: "Brother Meng is really extraordinary, you have taken down these superb Bai Fumei." ”

Me: "Fuck you, we're pure....... Er, a pure uncle-nephew relationship. ”

Old pervert: "Are you still interested in recognizing your uncle?"

I ignored him, walked to the table, and picked up my iPad.

The old pervert immediately disappeared from view.

Everyone greeted Qian Lanlan one by one with a smile full of connotation.

Of course, the old pervert and the amnesiac brother and Xiao Ai's greetings Qian Lanlan couldn't hear it.

Just as a few of us were eating, the people at the two tables next to us looked at us from time to time.

I turned my head to look and realized that one of the tables was a classmate of Qian Lanlan that I had seen at school in the afternoon.

After a while, two boys from the same table walked towards our table.

"Lan Lan, why are you here?"

"Dinner with my uncle, what's wrong?"

The boy on the side said: "He is not your uncle at all, Xiaomei at the back table of you has already heard the conversation between the two of you during the parent-teacher meeting!"

Me: "So what? Are you going to sue the teacher?"

When the boy heard this, he was stunned for a moment, and laughed and said, "Uncle, don't you be so embarrassed, okay? After that, he pointed to himself arrogantly: "Do you know who I am.....?

I scrambled to say, "I know, you're the one who leads the square dance." ”

The boy suddenly looked embarrassed and said angrily: "I didn't lead the dance?"

I was surprised: "What? You haven't led the dance yet, and you can't even lead the dance with a group of uncles and aunts with old arms and legs?"

The boy stood in place, his cheeks flushed.

The other had no choice but to pull him away, not answer my words, and turned to Qian Lanlan and said, "Lanlan, why don't you agree every time I ask you to eat, this uncle you come with you as soon as you call you." ”

Qian Lanlan snorted disdainfully and replied, "Ye Zhenxiang, do I have to get your consent to eat with whom?"

The man known as Ye Zhenxiang was stunned for a moment, and then replied, "Lan Lan, don't you really know that I like you?"

Qian Lanlan said angrily: "You are embarrassed to say it." It's because of you that I'm called a parent!"

Ye Zhenxiang said embarrassedly: "But, I ......"

Qian Lanlan: "What are you, didn't I just let you send it home a few times, don't think about it, I didn't think about falling in love before college!"

"That'...... All right. Then you guys eat well, I'll go first. ”

With that, he glared at me fiercely and turned back to the next table.

I waved my hand at the others at the table and said, "It's okay, everyone keep eating." ”

After a while, several more boys came over to the next table, obviously much older than those high school students. Standing in front of us, he looked at us with bad intentions.

One of the men came up to me and said, "I heard you have a dispute with my brother's girlfriend?"

Me: "Who are you!"

The man smiled slightly and said, "You just need to remember that my name is Ye Liangchen." ”

The foreign Taoist priest was surprised: "You are Ye Liangchen?"

"That's right, I'm Ye Liangchen, I advise you to stay away from that girl. Of course, if you feel that you have the strength to play with me, Liangchen will not mind accompanying me to the end. ”

I whispered to Xiao Ai on the side: "Who is this Ye Liangchen, it looks like a big deal." ”

Xiao Ai snorted coldly and said, "Go and ask your Xiaolan." ”

The thirteenth princess saw that Xiao Ai was still angry, so she had to answer for him: "Ye Liangchen, it is said that the three generations are all military commanders, and even the original * bomb was studied by his grandfather. ”

I sweated profusely and said, "Did you get a hard stubble this time?"

Lao Chen said with a sneer: "What are you afraid of, with me to support you, don't say it's him, even if the father of the two bombs himself comes, he has to give me a little thin noodles." ”

As soon as I heard this, I suddenly came to my senses, slammed the table, and shouted: "Ye Liangchen, right! I, Zhao Ritian, am the first to disagree!"

Ye Liangchen was stunned for a moment when he heard this, then clapped his hands lightly and said, "Okay, since that's the case, Liangchen doesn't mind playing with you." After speaking, he waved to the two tables behind him, and in an instant, more than a dozen young people in different costumes came over and surrounded us.

I smiled at the people around me and said calmly, "Don't move, let me come." ”

After that, he pretended to be handsome and stood beside the young people, and calmly picked up the ipad on the table. Then he clicked on the possession skill to summon the upper body of the amnesiac brother.

But after clicking for a long time, the iPad did not respond at all.

I had no choice but to look back at Lao Chen awkwardly.

Lao Chen smiled and said, "Don't look at me, look for Xiao Wai." ”

I lowered my head and whispered to Xiao Ai, "Don't make trouble, hurry up and untie the iPad." ”

Xiao Ai said angrily: "Find your Xiaolan." ”

I had to turn my head to look at the foreign Taoist priest and the third prince again, but the two of them looked at me together, and then said with bad intentions: "Don't worry, we will never interfere, and the opportunity to perform in front of beautiful women will be left to you!"

In desperation, I had to slowly move back a step and said to Ye Liangchen: "Brother Liangchen, is it okay for us gentlemen to move without talking?"

"Move your mother's head!" Ye Liangchen said, then picked up the folding stool on the side and led everyone to rush towards me.