In the morning, I got up sleepily, took the breakfast prepared by the thirteenth princess, and prepared to go downstairs to open the door.

As a result, when I went downstairs, I found that the foreign Taoist priest, who had never stayed in the store, actually sat in the store early for the first time.

I walked in and saw him lying on the table, holding a pile of scratch paper, writing all sorts of formulas that I couldn't understand, and scribbling on calculations.

Me: "Yo, the sun is coming out in the west?" What play are you singing?"

The foreign priest waved his hand at me impatiently, "Go away, don't make noise, I'm studying a new spell." ”

"Why do spells have to calculate formulas?"

Xiao Ai on the side interjected: "Nonsense, do you think you can just write and draw casually? Use spiritual power to make pull-ups, and reorganize the chemical molecules that exist in the air and even in the human body in a special arrangement......" Xiao Wai looked at me with a wooden face, sighed and said, "Forget it, play the piano to the cow." I told you you don't understand either. ”

Me: "Why is he so diligent all of a sudden today?"

Xiao Ai: "I've been hit." ”

Me: "What blow?"

Xiao Ai: "It's not you yet. ”

Me: "What's wrong with me?"

Xiao Wai: "In the spirit of being a hero to save the beauty, I ran to save my girlfriend with a fierce momentum, but I was beaten all over the ground looking for teeth and didn't say anything, and finally let the waste wood that didn't know anything settle the matter." You say, if you were you, would you not feel guilty?"

I thought about it, who else would be uncomfortable in this matter.

So I ran to the foreign Taoist priest and comforted him: "Brother, I'm just a blind cat and a dead mouse, don't think that you are inferior to me and start to lose your mind, and then it will be bad to go mad and kill yourself or something." ”

The foreign Taoist priest ignored me, shook his hand and threw the newly researched talisman into the air, and the spirit talisman turned into an even more dazzling light, spun around in mid-air, and flew back into the hands of the foreign Taoist priest. He shook his head suspiciously, pinched the talisman in one hand, and picked up the pen and paper in the other to deduce it again.

Two seconds later, the spirit rune in his hand made a buzzing sound and exploded.

The foreign Taoist priest looked at us with black lines on his face, and was annoyed.

I shook my head helplessly, covered my mouth with a smile from ear to ear, and said in a tone full of pity: "There are some talents that can't be exchanged for sweat." Forget it, don't make yourself unhappy. ”

Xiao Ai interjected and complained: "Don't talk nonsense, sometimes, if you don't let him work hard, he will never know that he can fail more." ”

The foreign Taoist priest turned his head and glared at us, and then said with high morale: "Even if the whole world obstructs me, I must study these new charms! Practitioners of truth are often the loneliest fighters!"

Xiao Ai: "Come on, who do you think you can let the whole world stop you?"

At this time, the thirteenth princess also finished her morning exercise and returned to the store.

"Where's Uncle Chen?" She took off her coat, walked around the store, and when she saw that it was just me and the foreign priest, she immediately asked.

Me: "Where else can I go, take the old pervert to the bathing city." ”

Xiao Ai: "That's his main business, and this shop is just a façade for him to be serious." ”

I looked around and said, "Hey, what about my amnesia, didn't I go out with you?"

The thirteenth princess smiled and said, "No, I accompanied Ao Bing out to work early in the morning, saying that I wanted to experience police life." ”

What kind of world is this, a Chinese Taoist priest with a handsome foreigner face, a boss who doesn't do his job all day long, a bunch of unreliable bosses who only know how to take advantage of me, and now there are two hooligans who are bent on being policemen.

I shook my head helplessly, took out my ipad, and played with the *landlord*master, no way, I promised Brother Ma Mian last time to help him win something.

Just when I was playing hard, Xiao Ai suddenly said, "Brother Meng, should you send Brother Amnesia and the old pervert away." The two of them have been here for so long, and it is not a good thing to always be nostalgic for the world. ”

I thought about it, so I nodded and said, "Okay, after the parent-teacher meeting for Lan Lan this afternoon, I will start to solve the matter between the two of them tomorrow." ”

Xiao Wai said angrily: "Parent-teacher conference? You are not his family, why do you want to hold a parent-teacher conference for her? Do you appear as a boyfriend?"

I hurriedly waved my hand, "Don't talk nonsense, I'm just helping." ”

Xiao Ai said reluctantly: "What help? Why does the parent council want you to go? His family is dead?"

Me: "Can I not owe you so much, how can you hack other people's whole family like this?"

Xiao Ai: "How can I be black? His whole family is dead, and the whole community is dead!"

Me: "I said, did you eat explosives today?

Xiao Ai said angrily: "Grandma, I am willing, I want you to take care of it?"

After that, he didn't bother with me anymore.

The thirteenth princess looked at me with a smile and said, "You two are really a happy couple. ”

......

In the afternoon, I rushed to the No. 1 Middle School as promised.

Qian Lanlan appeared at the door in a school uniform, looking extremely pure, and did not have the worldly flavor of running for Miss Universe on TV.

She jumped up and ran over, waved at the stunned me, and said, "Brother Meng, what are you looking at?"

I quickly came back to my senses, smiled apologetically at her, and said, "No, your appearance reminds me of a person." ”

Qian Lanlan: "Who do you think of?"

I threw my head up, struck at a forty-five degree angle, and said in what I thought was the most meaningful and said, "You remind me of my ex-girlfriend." ”

Qian Lanlan sneered, patted my head, and said, "Come on, you can also use such an old sister stalk, it's too Out." ”

I scratched my head in embarrassment and said with a smile, "Okay, I was debunked by you." ”

Qian Lanlan pulled me towards the school, "You will say that you are my uncle in a moment." ”

Me: "Uncle, am I that old?"

Qian Lanlan: "This can be had." ”

The two of us walked all the way to the door of their class, and at this time, a rather handsome-looking boy came over and said to Qian Lanlan, "Lanlan, I'll send you home later, right?"

Qian Lanlan: "No need, my uncle sent me." With that, he pointed to me, who was standing next to her, immersed in the high school students around her. Today's students are so much bolder than we were back then, and when you look at that, your school skirt is almost full of butts. And that, actually opened the shirt to the third button, no, I must take a good look at them with a critical eye!

Qing Xiunan was puzzled: "Uncle, do you still have an uncle?"

Qian Lanlan rolled her eyes and said, "What's the matter, do I have an uncle who still needs to report to you?"

Qing Xiu man, "I didn't mean that, but ......"

Qian Lanlan didn't pay attention to him anymore, pulled me into the classroom, pointed to a seat and said to me, "Just sit here." After speaking, he looked at me with a sincere face, then leaned into my ear and whispered, "Thank you for helping me hold a parent-teacher conference." ”

I glanced at her and asked, "Why did you call me to a parent-teacher conference?

"It's not...... I can't let my parents know about this. ”

"What's the matter?"

"Our homeroom teacher said I was in early love!"

"Cut, what should I do? What's there to be afraid of, the parent-teacher meeting is a teacher talking about a bunch of students, according to my years of experience, your little is not worth your teachers to take out. ”

Qian Lanlan: "But, if it comes, I'll die." ”

Me: "You're 17 years old, so it's normal to fall in love." ”

Qian Lanlan: "What, didn't we talk about it at all, if there were, then I would admit it, I met a few times with a male classmate on the road, why is it called early love?"

Me: "Then why don't you dare tell your mother?"

Qian Lanlan said distressedly: "My mother is good everywhere, and she is very sensitive to the issue of men and women, and she will definitely only trust the teacher and will not listen to my explanation." ”

I nodded, "I can understand that when we were in high school, holding hands and being called by the teacher could cause a catastrophe." I've had experience, so I'll help with this!"

Qian Lanlan was stunned for a moment, and stuck out her tongue playfully, "You are all sitting here, you have to help if you don't help." ”

At this time, a middle-aged lady with glasses walked in, patted the table, and said into the chattering classroom, "Be quiet, students, please lead your parents to sit in the designated seats, the parent-teacher meeting will start soon!"

So, I hurriedly sat upright, with my hands behind my back and my upper body straight.

Qian Lanlan sneered on the side and asked, "Brother Meng, what are you doing?"

I suddenly reacted, yes! It turns out that today I am a parent, not a student!

So he put away his posture and sat up casually.

And the teacher on the podium also began to crackle.

There is nothing else to say except for the mobilization of senior high school studies.

I listened to it on the sidelines, and these teachers were also powerful enough, and the large strings of general mobilization words on the podium could be exactly the same as when I spoke in my senior year of high school a few years ago!

Just when I was bored, Qian Lanlan stabbed me and stood up.

Me: "It's over?"

Qian Lanlan: "Yes, it's over. ”

Me: "Look, I just said that your little is not worth being named by the teacher." If you look at the boys in your class who skip class, they are the ones who focus on criticism. I pointed to the boys who were being reprimanded by their parents in the corner and said. "Forget those guys, skip class to go to an Internet café, go to play ball, I did this kind of thing when I was in high school, and this kind of thing is understandable. But the little guy with glasses is too outrageous, isn't it? He actually skipped his evening self-study to go square dancing with the old lady?"

Poof, Qian Lanlan covered her mouth and whispered to me and laughed: "He is still the dancer." ”

With that, he grabbed my arm and walked out of the classroom.

At this time, the glasses teacher suddenly stopped us. said: "Qian Lanlan and his parents don't leave, come to my office!"

I turned around and smiled at her, spread my hands at Qian Lanlan, and said, "Yes, I still haven't slipped away." ”