"Knock knock!"

"Dear Madam, your order has arrived. The waiter knocked on the door, but he didn't see a salted fish crawling out from underneath, lifted the lid, took a plate of vegetables inside, shrank it under the table, and ate it with a chirp.

The door opened, and the waiter opened the lid, and was dumbfounded: "Where is the dish?"

"I should say that, right?" the woman who opened the door glared angrily and slammed the door shut.

The waiter checked the dining cart back and forth with a crying voice, but he couldn't find the lost dish, so he bent down on the ground angrily to look for it, but the salted fish crawled out from the other side and put the empty plate into the dining cart. When the waiter stood up, the salted fish burrowed underneath again.

The waiter opened the lid again, and his hands trembled with fright...... Muttered, "I...... I swear! There were absolutely no plates just now!"

Then the waiter, as if he had seen a ghost, pushed the food cart and left quickly.

But then, the waiter was really going to cry, he found that the meal he delivered was missing halfway, and after several times, the waiter knelt directly on the ground, kowtowed to the dining car and said: "I don't know where the ghosts and gods are, Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, immortals, angels, please don't play with me, please...... Uh......"

As soon as he knelt down and looked up, he suddenly saw something under the car! It turned out to be a fish's tail!

The waiter frowned, grabbed the fish's tail, and pulled it out!

A huge salted fish was pulled out, and the waiter looked at the hard salted fish in front of him, confused in his head, and muttered, "I didn't send salted fish...... How did a salted fish get under the truck. ”

Shaking his head, the waiter still felt panicked, and quickly put the salted fish on the cart and pushed the cart to the kitchen.

"Hey, Xiao Ding, you won't lose your food again, will you, beware of the manager looking for you!" A chef saw Xiao Ding pushing the food cart and came back listlessly.

Xiao Ding said bitterly: "It's true that I lost it again, and I don't know which way the fairy is, so he is eyeing me...... Ay. But I picked up a salted fish on the way, and you see, who lost it?"

"Salted fish? We don't serve salted fish in our restaurant. But this salted fish is quite fat!" said a chef who approached and touched the belly of the salted fish.

"Don't care who it is, salted fish, it's not for food. Among the guests this time were many businessmen and celebrities, and they would be cut into pieces and sent to them. A fat chef said.

"Okay, I'll wash him!" said another mustachioed cook, smiling, carrying the salted fish to the sink, turning on the faucet and brushing it up. But while brushing, he felt strange, and always felt that there was something wrong with the eyes of this salted fish, as if he had been looking at him!

He was covered in hair, but fortunately, he quickly finished brushing it and threw it to the fat chef and said, "You can do it, I look at this fish and panic." ”

"You coward, just a salted fish, what's the point of panic? Look at me!" the fat chef turned, placing the salted fish on his exclusive board. Everyone else is busy, after all, so many people are waiting, no one dares to neglect it, if you neglect the people above, you will lose your jobs.

Xiao Ding saw that there was nothing wrong with him, so he left, but before leaving, he glanced back, and just happened to see that when the fat chef turned back to speak, the salted fish suddenly twisted his body, stood up with his upper body, and then took a cucumber and stuffed it into his mouth. Seeing that Xiao Ding was looking at him, Salted Fish grinned at him, and then wiped his neck.

"Oh my mother!" Xiao Ding exclaimed in fright.

The fat chef turned his head abruptly and asked, "Xiaoding, what's wrong?"

Xiao Ding pointed to the salted fish on the board and said, "The salted fish has just lived!"

The fat chef looked down at the hard salted fish, and said with a smile: "You kid took the wrong medicine, right? When did a dead fish live? If you can live, you have the ability to live a life for Lao Tzu! If you can't survive, Lao Tzu will chop you up with a knife and make a snack!"

As a result, the salted fish lay there motionless, and the fat chef was happy again. Xiao Ding rubbed his eyes, and after making sure that it was okay, he left uneasy, and said as he walked: "I always feel that something is going to happen......"

The fat chef shook his head, brandished his kitchen knife, and shouted, "Come on, cutie, split it in two!"

"Dang!"

I saw the sparks splashing everywhere, and the blunt knife in the chef's hand collapsed, and the sparks all collapsed, and the fat chef was dumbfounded!

"This ...... How is it possible?" the fat chef looked confused, he had cooked all his life and killed an unknown number of fish, but he swore that he had never seen such a hard fish!

Everyone else was busy, no one saw this scene, but the fat chef felt a little sweaty in his head.

Put down the blunt knife, took another sharp knife, and prepared to take it slowly, but the knife cut on the body of the salted fish, and after grinding for a long time, I was stunned that there were not even a few white marks.

The fat chef swallowed his saliva, wiped the sweat on his forehead, and couldn't help but think of Xiao Ding's words in his heart, his hands trembled a little, and muttered: "Don't believe it, Lao Tzu will burn it directly!"

The gas stove was turned on to the maximum, and the flamespray was high, and the fat chef was really a little frightened, so he put the salted fish directly on the gas stove and burned it!

After a minute, the salted fish is still salted fish, and the fire is still fire.

The fat chef is wiping sweat.

After five minutes, the salted fish is still salted fish, and the fire is still fire.

The fat chef is wiping tears from his eyes.

Ten minutes later, the fat chef said with a crying voice: "What the hell are you?

"What do you want me to say? Stinky fat man, it's a knife chopping, and a knife is sharpened, and now it's all burned with fire, and my old man hasn't even asked you to settle accounts, and you still let me talk? Do you really think that my ancestor I won't scold?" Salted fish suddenly sat up, just sat in the flames, and sprayed at the fat man, and the saliva sprayed on the fat man's face.

The abnormality of the fat man attracted the attention of others, everyone turned their heads to look, and the next moment, a scream sounded, and dozens of chefs were so frightened that they threw their knives and shouted: "Monster!"

The cooks run out en masse.

At the same time, Xiao Ding, who left, came back, but he didn't come back voluntarily.

"Very well-behaved, step back, don't make a sound. Otherwise, I can't guarantee your life or death. A man pointed a gun at Xiao Ding, and Xiao Ding slowly retreated.

"Alright, you two go open the door, little friend, you can say hello to your colleagues. Let them be quiet......" the man with the gun laughed.

Two gunmen behind the gunmen stepped forward and reached out to open the door.

That's it!

Boom!

The door exploded and was slammed open!

The door panels that opened at the same time on both sides collapsed at the same time, and the two unlucky ghosts who opened the door didn't react yet, and were directly slapped on the face by the door panel, and their eyes fell backwards as soon as they were black!

As soon as the gate opened, a group of fat men in white clothes swarmed out!