Chapter 1101: Salted Fish Massage
Xiao Ding was squeezed forward involuntarily, and the last man with a gun was playing cool, thinking that it would be a feast of wolves eating sheep, but he didn't think that when he opened the door to greet him, it was a big migration of bulls!
Before the gun could be fired, it was directly knocked to the ground by a group of people, and then I only felt a big foot on my head, and then I didn't know anything.
"Humans, what a bunch of timid guys. "In the huge kitchen, there is only one salted fish left.
The guy jumped off the gas stove, walked over from table to table, ate something good, and scurried out.
The three bandits who had been trampled on and finally came back to their senses shook their heads, raised their heads, and just saw a shadow coming.
The three of them were also well-trained, grabbed the gun at the first time, raised the muzzle, and yelled: "Don't move!"
As a result, when they looked up, all three of them were stupid! What was in front of them was not a person, but a fish!
The fish was obviously a little stunned, and then came back to his senses, twisted the fish's whiskers, and grinned at the three of them: "If you say you don't move, you won't move, Ancestor, I'm too obedient, right?
"I'm Cao, this looks like a fish!"
"That's a fish!"
"Nima, how do you walk with salted fish?"
"Nima, how can the salted fish speak?"
"I'm Cao, you put it down for me!" one shouted.
I saw that the salted fish not only moved, but also picked up the guns they had dropped, and then fiddled with them blindly, almost hitting the trigger several times, and the cold sweat on the heads of several people who watched it flowed down like rain......
"This is the legendary gun, right? Oops, that's interesting...... What is this for?" Salted Fish asked.
When the three of them heard that Salted Fish didn't know how to use a gun, and then looked at each other's size, they immediately breathed a sigh of relief. They are all outlaws, and they are already bold, although it is very unreasonable for salted fish to speak and walk, but they still use inertial thinking to think that such a little tease will definitely not be able to kill the three of them!
So the three of them glanced at each other, reached a consensus almost instantly, roared, and at the same time got up and flew to the salted fish!
Seeing this, the big eyes that were originally cute and curious suddenly flattened, just like human beings squinting, and said very dissatisfied: "The old ancestor asked you something, you don't answer well, why do you want to rebel? The old ancestor can't shoot, but it doesn't mean that the old ancestor can't beat people with a gun!"
Salted fish turned the head of the gun, grabbed the head of the gun, and directly used the gun as a baseball bat, rounded it, and yelled: "Ada!"
Just listen to three muffled bangs!
At the same time, accompanied by three screams like killing pigs, there were three more unlucky ghosts with crooked eyes on the ground!
Salted fish looked at the AK47 that had been deformed and threw it aside. Picking up another AK47, he stabbed the three of them in the past, but the three of them remained motionless, apparently knocked unconscious.
Salted fish shook his head and said, "If you come to this kind of place with a gun, you are not a good person at first glance...... But I'm dizzy, who taught me how to use a gun?"
Salted fish didn't give up, flipped through the three of them, and sure enough, he took out his mobile phone, unlocked it with the other party's fingerprint, and then looked up how to use the gun......
After a few minutes, the three of them only felt that their mouths were numb with pain, but their brains began to clear up, and they opened their eyes slightly, just to see the salted fish pick up the gun, study the safety of the gun, and fiddle with it.
At this time, one of them had an idea and said, "This is a gun, you just point that narrow head at yourself, and then pull the crescent-like thing underground." ”
Hearing this, the other two suddenly realized what the other party meant, and nodded again and again, as for speaking, the two of them were more miserable, their jaws were basically broken, and they couldn't speak.
Salted fish glanced at the other party and said, "Are you sure?"
"Sure!" the man said immediately.
Salted Fish nodded, aiming the muzzle of the gun at his head.
The three of them immediately became short of breath, and their palms were sweating.
At this moment, the salted fish seemed to see something interesting, and directly aimed the muzzle of the gun at the eye, staring at the muzzle with big eyes.
Seeing this, one of the three suddenly roared and rushed forward, pulling the trigger!
Just listen to the bang of a gunshot!
The nerves of all three people were relaxed!
In the worldview of the three of them, the eyes are the most vulnerable place, even if a whale with rough skin and thick flesh is shot in the eye, if it doesn't die, it will lose half of its life! Therefore, the moment the gun rang out, they had already sentenced the salted fish to death.
Then before this breath was finished, he saw the salted fish at the muzzle, suddenly raised his head, and asked, "It's very comfortable, come again?"
When the three of them heard this, they looked up and saw a flat bullet attached to the salted fish's eye, which fell off after the salted fish's eyes moved, and jumped twice in a row on the ground with a click......
The three of them glanced at each other, only to feel that it was dark in front of them, bang...... The three fainted instantly.
Seeing this, Salted Fish pouted and said, "Just such a little nerve and learn from others to be bad guys? If you wake up again, you won't be scared to death!"
It turned out that Salted Fish had already seen the meaning of the three of them, but this guy had a bad stomach and thick skin, so he simply cooperated with the acting and teased them. A few people were teased by this, and that's it......
Salty looked at the three of them, then at the gun on the ground, and then at the kitchen knife in the kitchen, and suddenly let out a wicked laugh, and then dragged the three into the kitchen.
Not long after, Salted Fish came out, holding a pistol in his hand, and as he walked, he shot himself in the head, hitting the skull, sparks flew everywhere, and muttered as he walked: "Strong enough, this massage is comfortable...... Comfortable!"
Ten minutes later, the three unlucky children in the kitchen woke up, and as soon as they opened their eyes, they subconsciously wanted to move, but as soon as they moved, they felt a cold light flashing in front of them!
The three of them were instantly awakened by the cold light, only to see that the pants of the three people were picked up at some point, the ham sausage in the crotch of the pants was tied to the board, and a kitchen knife was hanging high in front of each person, and looking at the rope on it, it seemed that someone had moved his hands and feet. No matter which of the three struggles hard, they will tear the rope and ......
Thinking of this, the three of them glanced at each other, and instantly reached a tacit understanding - unless someone comes to the rescue, they will not struggle to die!
But when they thought of being rescued, the eyes of the other party, the three of them had an urge to die, and once again tacitly reached a unity - they didn't shout for help when they were killed!
At the same time, in the banquet hall.
The pure and scattered people were like gods descending from the sky, and they drove away Ruan Shitao in a few words, and became the focus of the scene for a while. Countless people are discussing what the origin of this female Taoist priest is.