The early bird has a rush to eat, and the early bird is eaten by the bird.

Obviously, I'm the latter.

Buying a breakfast can be kidnapped by mistake. I'm probably the unluckiest man in history.

I thought that kidnapping had nothing to do with a 100% pure dick like me. Of course, I've fantasized about being kidnapped countless times, but that's just a kidnapping from my childhood.

At that time, I always sat alone in front of the window of the orphanage, fantasizing that one day I would be kidnapped by a group of kidnappers from nowhere. Then the kidnappers called my parents, who even I didn't know who they were and where they were. Then through the kidnappers' inexplicable matchmaking, I suddenly learned that I was the illegitimate son of so-and-so, and my parents had to make me an "orphan" for some ulterior reasons. However, because of the intervention of the kidnappers, they finally showed up and recognized me, and since then I have become a rich and handsome man who can eat fried dough sticks without gutter oil every morning and drink soy milk with more beans than water.

Unexpectedly, this day really came.

This morning, I finally fulfilled my childhood dream and was kidnapped.

But I guessed the beginning, but I couldn't guess the ending.

Because it is obvious that this kidnapping incident is not the father I imagined when I was a child, the father who is unknown, but the beautiful woman next to me.

The three kidnappers dragged us to a deserted warehouse.

A middle-aged man who seemed to be the leader of the kidnappers walked out of the warehouse, and while directing the rest of the people to escort us out of the car, he said to the people next to him in confusion: "Isn't there only one person? Why did you tie up another one and come back? How many times have I told you that you have to do things one by one! Don't you understand the truth that you can't chew too much?"

Kidnapper A said helplessly: "This guy rushed into the car by himself, and he can't stop him." ”

When the leader heard this, he laughed and said: "Hahahaha, I have been in this industry for so many years, and it is the first time I have met someone who has taken the initiative to deliver business!"

I said badly, it seems that these people are already repeat offenders.

The leader of the kidnappers looked at the two of us and said with a smile, "This little brother, do you know each other?"

The beautiful woman and I replied in unison, "I don't know!"

Kidnapper B pointed at me and said, "I heard her call your name just now!"

I reluctantly said, "Okay, if you think that you can call someone by name, then we can barely know each other." ”

The leader of the kidnappers grimaced and said, "Do you know each other?"

"If a conversation with this fairy-looking beauty had made her fall in love with me five minutes ago, I think I would have gladly admitted that we knew each other. You know, when we see beautiful women, we always have the urge to get to know each other," I pursed my lips, pointed at a few of them, and said, "It's just that I move my mouth, and you are just my hands." ”

The girl's expression was slight, obviously she didn't expect me to make up nonsense at this moment.

Kidnapper A kicked me hard and said with a sneer: "The mouth is quite poor, and the girl is here to soak in it." ”

I slowly rolled over my body, ignoring the pain in my body, and asked cautiously, "Dare to ask a few big brothers, do you want to rob money or sex?"

The leader replied, "Of course it's robbery!

I muttered, "But I don't have any money." ”

The leader said angrily: "I didn't want to tie you up in the first place!

After that, he took out his mobile phone, handed it to the beautiful woman next to him, and said with a lewd smile: "The daughter of the Ao Seafood Hotel, we didn't recognize the wrong person, right? Give your home a call now and see how much effort your family is willing to put in to save you." ”

Haha, it seems that this time it has been saved, the children of the old Dragon King's family are all Hou Yi of the Dragon Clan, and these kidnappers have really hit a hard stubble. My heart settled down for a moment, and I gloated as the robbers bared their teeth at the girl.

And the girl just pursed her lips calmly, without saying a word, and kept shaking her head.

I interjected: "Since you are seeking money, then you are looking for the right person, her caviar is all on the whole pot!"

The beautiful woman glared at me with disdain. Kidnapper C rushed up and punched me hard, saying, "I want you to talk nonsense, be honest!"

After that, he turned his head and quietly asked the leader: "Is there really a whole pot of caviar?"

The leader obviously hadn't seen it either, so he coughed awkwardly and didn't answer. Turning his head to the beauty, he said, "Ao family's daughter, aren't you going to notify the family?"

The beauty still pursed her lips and did not speak.

"We don't ask too much, everyone buys and sells in good faith. All you have to do is make a phone call and give us 20 million pocket money from your father. ”

The beautiful woman looked at the leader of the kidnappers and said word by word: "Even if I die, I won't make this call!"

When kidnapper A heard this, he raised his gun angrily and said viciously to the girl, "If you don't give money, don't want to get out of here alive!"

Seeing this, I hurriedly moved my body, blocked between the two, and said, "If you have something to say, isn't it 20 million, don't hurt the harmony." You think this will work, it's early in the morning, you must be hungry for this job, or go to have breakfast first, and I'll help you persuade her here, and when you're full, I promise to persuade her. ”

Leader of the kidnappers: "Why should I believe you?"

Me: "My life is in your hands." ”

The four kidnappers were stunned for a moment, then hid in the corner and discussed for a while, and finally agreed to my proposal.

"That, big brother, I haven't eaten the fritters and soy milk I bought, can you help me get it. Right in the back seat of your car. ”

Kidnapper C shook his head helplessly and took my breakfast back.

"We're tied up like this, how can we eat......"

The kidnapper kicked me to the ground and yelled, "It's over!"

At this time, the leader of the kidnappers came over to stop him and said to the other two: "Forget it, untie them and let them eat first." ”

I rubbed my wrist with the red mark and handed a fritter to the girl.

She lowered her head and ate silently, tears gradually grooming in the corners of her eyes.

I touched him with my arm and said, "Eh, do I want to ask you something?"

"What?"

"Do rich second generations like you also eat fritters?"

"Poof...... the beauty burst into tears and laughed, and then saw the four kidnappers on the side glaring at him, and then closed her mouth.

"Okay, no kidding, I ask you seriously, are you really the child of the old dragon king?"

The girl nodded.

"Then what are you waiting for here? As far as I know, you should be a half-immortal body, and you can't clean up a few robbers?"

The beautiful woman lowered her head and said, "They have guns." ”

"Isn't it? You're also a descendant of the dragon, so why are you afraid of this kind of thing?"

She pursed her lips and said, "I'm also made of meat, and I'm not invulnerable, why can't I be afraid?"

Well, this question seems to be true.

"Now that they're eating, let's do it while they're letting their guard down, why don't we just subdue them as soon as possible?"

"However, I'm just a fox who has cultivated to the three-tails, and I can't do anything but release charm. ”

I hurriedly said, "Charming, then let them go quickly, let them fall in love with you, and then they can't bear to attack you, maybe they will turn back for your prodigal son and change their ways." ”

The beauty took a sip of soy milk and said, "How can it be so magical, if I could make people fall in love with me casually, I would have been Du Minjun's wife by now." The most I can do is get them to be lustful about me, and then maybe they will rape me and then kill me. ”

said, frowned, and complained, "Oh, the taste of this soy milk is too light, you bought it on the next street, don't go there next time, there is one behind my hotel, and there are more beans there." ”

I was surprised and said, "You three generations of immortals also eat street stalls?"

The beauty pursed her lips and smiled, "Brother Meng, don't tease me, can't I still eat the fireworks in the world?"

Me: "By the way, why do you know my name?"

After hearing this, the beauty sighed and said, "Of course I know, you are here for my business." ”

"You're the Thirteenth Princess, so you're not stealing this morning, you're planning to run away from marriage?"

No wonder she didn't want to call when she died, it turned out that she was not afraid that the old dragon king would not pay, but that she was worried that she would be arrested again.

Thirteenth Princess: "Otherwise, which thief have you ever seen stealing from someone else's house early in the morning?"

I was embarrassed and said, "I thought the people in your city had a different lifestyle than ours." ”

The thirteenth princess sneered, pursed her lips and said, "Brother Meng, you are so funny." If you hadn't come to help my family force the marriage, I think we could have become good friends. ”

"I'm just mediating, your parents can't force you, what can I do. ”

"I've heard that you are a candidate for Cui Lao, the successor of the future underworld. How can someone who has no ability sit in this important position? ”

"Nani, where did you hear all these rumors?" I shook my head and said with a sad face, "I'm just a wretched worm working for him for nothing." If I'm really good, I'll be hijacked by these guys?"

Thirteen lowered his head and thought about it seriously, seemingly approving of my answer, and said no more.

All of a sudden, the atmosphere became a little dreary.

After a while, the thirteenth princess lamented: "I knew that I wouldn't run away from marriage, but I didn't expect that now I won't even run away with my life." ”

"I still haven't been able to understand why you don't want to marry the third prince? ”

The thirteenth princess raised her head, her eyes lit up and said, "The third prince is very good, but he has everything he should have." What else do I mean by being with him. What I want is to be able to endure hardships together, struggle together, and move towards the other half of the light together, I don't want life to only have results and lack the process. ”

I shook my head and said, "Okay, there used to be 6 beautiful women in our orphanage, and they all had the opportunity to marry the second generation of officials and riches, but all of them were attracted by those good-looking, highly educated from prestigious schools, just graduated from well-known foreign companies, and worked overtime until late and exercised. I feel that people are motivated and have potential. ”

The thirteenth princess said with envy: "They are so happy, they can find potential stocks to struggle with themselves." ”

Me: "No, no, no, five of them have already repented. ”

Thirteenth Princess: "Isn't there another one who has been happy? Happiness is like the truth, only in the hands of a few. ”

I smiled and said, "Don't dream, the rest of the girl is dead." ”