Thirteen sighed and said, "Alas, in short, I really can't accept the same life, we are different from you humans, we have thousands of years in this life, if it is really dull day after day without any spark, I might as well die." ”

I chimed in, "Well, these things can only be thought of by you rich and long-lived people, and ordinary people like us will never be able to understand them. ”

"How is it possible, this has nothing to do with the length of life, life should be to enjoy the process of struggle, not blindly greedy for results. I thought, this is the real life, right?"

"No, you're wrong, people like you who are well-born and capable work hard to succeed, because you have the potential to succeed. And all the efforts made by people like us are just to live. ”

Thirteen looked at me and said, "Brother Meng, I'm sorry, I've troubled you." I knew you wouldn't have been able to do anything, and I shouldn't have called you in the car at the time. ”

"You don't think I'm capable of saying that. ”

Thirteen hurriedly shook his head and said, "I didn't mean that, you know that people in the underworld often have some mana, and they often deal with evil ghosts or something, which is a very dangerous profession." ”

I nodded, "I know, I almost died last time." ”

Thirteen looked up and asked, "Really, have you ever encountered a demon?"

"The evil ghost can't be talked about, it's just a ghost at best. But that's enough for me to eat a pot, if it weren't for my ipad protection. ”

“IPAD？”

I replied, "Yes, the artifact that Lao Cui gave me, all the spells were cast through him. ”

Thirteen heard this, and said excitedly, "Then don't you take it out and subdue a few of them!"

"I want to too, but the four masters are sitting next to them, and before I can take them out and operate them, they will beat them into a sieve. ”

I spread my hands helplessly, and Thirteen lowered his head in disappointment.

"Hey, isn't the iPad powered by Siri Voice? Can't you control it with your voice?"

"Voice, isn't it? And this feature?"

Thirteen looked at me like an alien and said, "Don't you know? You haven't used an iPad before?"

"I'm a poor person, I can't even afford to eat apples, so I don't have the money to buy an iPad. ”

"Brother Meng, will you try it now?"

I nodded and said, "Okay, I'll try." ”

After saying that, I began to whisper at the ipad in my arms, "Brother Banbrick, are you there, can you hear me, hello, hello?"

I shook my hand helplessly and said, "No response." ”

"No, you try again?"

I pointed to the ipad in my arms and said disdainfully, "What to try, this thing is a parallel import." ”

Who would have thought, but a crisp voice came from his arms: "You are a parallel import, your whole family is a parallel import!"

Me: "I'm going, how can I talk?"

"What do you think?"

"Then why don't you talk all the time?"

"You haven't spoken to me either, have you. ”

I spread my hands helplessly and said, "Okay, you can quickly help me open the exploration skill now, see if there are any powerful ghosts around here, and get me one to attach to me, so that I can destroy these grandsons!"

"Don't do it!"

I got angry and said, "How can there be a robot like you who doesn't listen to your master? Who designed you, you tell me! Look at me when I go back and don't ask Lao Cui to pick his skin." ”

"You're the robot, your whole community is a robot!"

"You're not a robot? So what are you? a fairy or a monster?"

"I'm not a god, but I'm not a monster either...... How can I say that? I should just be an aura that exists between heaven and earth. ”

After hearing this, I laughed and said, "Reiki? I've only heard of powerful ghosts that can cultivate into physical bodies, and I've never seen aura cultivated into an iPad!haha!"

And Thirteen on the side also covered his mouth and smiled wildly.

The leader of the kidnappers who was squatting in the corner to eat yelled at us viciously, "Seriously! We're kidnapping, not dating! If we quarrel again, we'll tie you two up again!"

I hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, big brother, won't I help you enlighten him." ”

When the leader saw this, he stopped talking, turned his head and went on eating.

I had no choice but to lower my voice and ask quietly, "But Lao Cui said that this ipad is an artifact that they dragged on to find Old Man Qiao?"

"That's right, they got it from abroad. ”

"What about you?"

"I didn't say I was an iPad. ”

I've been blindfolded by him, "Then why are you in the iPad?"

"Strictly speaking, I'm just in charge of providing him with energy conversion. ”

Me: "Energy Conversion?"

"That's right, every time you release mana, you need a certain amount of energy, and this energy is given to me by you, and I will convert it into mana and transfer it to this machine, so that it can have an effect. ”

I wondered, "But I didn't give you energy?"

"The underworld coin of the underworld is a kind of energy. ”

Me: "Isn't that money?"

"What kind of money is not money, ghosts don't need to eat and wear, what can they do with money? Build a house and marry a daughter-in-law?"

I suddenly realized, "I thought it was the paper money we usually burn." It turned out to be energy. ”

"Paper money, can you not be so superstitious! Why can't you change it after you tell you so much?"

Thirteen on the side listened to it, and said as if it mattered: "So, the Immortal Coin is actually the same as the mana we cultivate?"

"It's still the thirteenth princess who is smart, and it's much more convenient to talk to smart people. ”

I said helplessly, "Okay, Brother Reiki, how can you be willing to help me, an unsmart person? ”

"First of all, I don't call Reiki, and secondly, it's good that he didn't call, otherwise the moment you get the money, it would be the death of both of you. ”

Thirteen interjected tremblingly, "No, right? ”

"Have you ever seen someone who has done something bad to let you see their face without hindrance, aren't you afraid that you will call the police to arrest them afterwards?" Reiki snorted lightly and said, "There is only one reason for this." ”

I slapped my thigh and said, "They didn't even think they would let us get out alive!"

It was only then that I felt the real fear.

Originally, I thought that the most I could do was to take a beating and give a little money, so I never took today's kidnapping incident very seriously.

After all, the money is not mine.

However, according to the analysis of the aura, I still sensed the danger coming, and unconsciously broke out in a cold sweat. And Thirteen on the side was obviously starting to get anxious. With a crying voice, he asked, "Brother Meng, what should I do now?"

"Brother Reiki, only you can save us now. ”

"Say it again! I don't call it Reiki!"

"And what's your name?"

"I don't know. I don't think I have a name. ”

I was speechless and said, "No name, then, or you can call it Reiki." ”

"The name Reiki is so earthy, I don't want it. ”

"It's much better than a dog's egg. ”

Reiki said helplessly: "Why are you so poor?"

Thirteen smiled and agreed, "I think so too." ”

I was speechless and said, "Okay, okay, I was wrong. That Reiki brother, since you are possessed by the iPad, I will call you a little mourning. ”

"Little mourning, Gray Plains mourning, Conan's true love, I like it!"

The thirteenth princess muttered, "Maolilan is true love." ”

Xiao Ai: "No, no, no!

Thirteenth Princess: "Xiao Ai is obviously a junior. ”

Xiao Ai: "Who said that Xiao San can't be true love?"

Me: "At this juncture, can we stop talking about this obscure anime?"

The two of them wondered, "Where is the bad luck?"

I explained, "Every time there's Conan, people die, aren't you cursing us when you discuss him at this time?"

Thirteen heard this, and hurriedly covered his mouth.

I calmed down and said, "Okay, Xiao Ai, you can quickly help me find a more powerful ghost and attach it to me." ”

Xiao Ai: "It's not that I don't help, there are a total of three wandering ghosts around here, a little hairy child, two seventy or eighty, and none of them have spiritual abilities." What do you want them to do with you?"

I said disappointedly, "We're going to die today." ”

Xiao Ai: "That's not enough, you now have a total of 1,200 dark coins, can't I convert all of them into spiritual power that the thirteenth princess can use and transmit them to her?"

Thirteen said worriedly, "However, even if I am given more spiritual power, I will only be charmed." Could it be that I'm going to seduce them and rape me?"

I said, "That's a good idea, so I can sneak away while they're doing you badly." No, no, it's to take the opportunity to move the rescuers for you. ”

Thirteen glared at me viciously.

Ling'er said: "That's because your cultivation is not enough, a powerful fox fairy can confuse people's minds and make people obey their orders." Su Daji once subverted the entire Shang Dynasty by himself, so don't underestimate yourself, you are much more powerful than this waste wood. ”

Thirteen gritted his teeth and made up his mind, "Okay, then I'll try." ”

After speaking, I saw a soft light from the ipad sprinkled on Thirteen's body, and she slowly floated in the air, with the three tails behind her floating at will. Gradually, a new tail emerged from the middle of the three tails, though much shorter than the other three.

As the pillar of light faded away, I looked excitedly at her newly grown tail and said, "How is it?

Thirteen looked at me and said timidly, "No." ”

Oops! The four kidnappers had already noticed such a big commotion, and now they told me that it didn't work, and that didn't mean the lives of both of us!

I looked back in horror to see the four kidnappers standing on the spot.

I hurriedly whispered to Ling'er, "What the hell is going on?"

Ling'er also said with a puzzled face: "No, there is already an extra tail." ”

I hurried forward and shouted to the four kidnappers

"Big brothers, listen to me. ”

But the four of them didn't listen at all.

I saw them shouting

"Hell!"

Then they scrambled to get out of the door.

I was left stunned and muttered in a low voice, "I'm not a ghost, I'm a fox fairy." The Thirteen Princesses.