The devil girl gasped, pushed open the door of the small second floor, and shouted, "It's not good, it's not good!"

I rolled my eyelids, "What's wrong?" Anyway, while the big guy looked up at the devil girl, he snatched the TV remote control from the third prince's hand.

The third prince reacted, pounced and was about to snatch it back, I pushed him away and shouted: "Are you sick?

The third prince said angrily: "You know what a fart! The pretty widow is about to be drugged, and you dare to turn the table! I waited for two hours, just waiting to see these few minutes, why don't you let me see it! Believe it or not, I tore you with my bare hands first!"

Me: "Pretty widow?

Xiao Wai said disdainfully: "You don't know the ninth episode of "The Man in the Border City"? A divine drama that leads the new trend of anti-Japanese dramas!) (If you want to know about it, please search for this film by yourself, and watch it from 4 minutes and 38 seconds, it will definitely make you hooked on anti-Japanese war movies from now on!)"

The devil girl on the side interrupted us breathlessly: "Are you listening to me, it's really not good!"

The thirteenth princess stepped forward with a smile, handed the devil girl a glass of water, signaled her not to worry, and then asked, "What happened?"

The devil girl touched her chest, and after smoothing her breath, she looked at us: "Brother Dog'er was beaten!"

I waved my hand: "How is it possible, if you don't want to buy vegetables, just say it, find this kind of excuse that no one believes, and fool me?"

Jokes, the existence of foreign Taoists who defy the sky, only he beats people, which turn is the turn of others to beat him!

The devil girl jumped to her feet anxiously, and her uproar floated up and down exaggeratedly with her jump: "Really, I'm still lying in the hospital! I'll come back to pack his things, so come with me to see him." ”

Me: "Impossible, isn't it? Isn't he just going to the vegetable market to buy vegetables? Will he be beaten? Could it be that he molested Pork Rong's wife?"

Xiao Ai complained: "Pork Rong's wife, the one who is more than 400 pounds, he can handle it with such a heavy mouth!"

Me: "Yuanyuan, he can do it, what else is impossible." ”

The Devil Girl said angrily, "I'm not kidding you!

The thirteenth princess came out to play a round and said, "Brother Meng, don't be poor, let's go and have a look." With that, the group walked out of the house and rushed to the hospital.

The foreign Taoist priest was covered in bandages, wrapped like a mummy, and lay stiffly on the hospital bed.

The devil girl threw herself at the foreign Taoist priest on the hospital bed, held his hand tightly, and said, "Honey, I'm back! I haven't seen you for half an hour, do you miss me very much." ”

I looked at the foreign Taoist priest proudly, and said with a wicked smile on my face: "The legendary half of the golden body actually has today!"

The foreign Taoist priest sat up with his teeth cracked and told us what had happened.

It turned out that when he and Yuanyuan were holding hands and visiting the vegetable market, they were knocked hard from behind by someone, and before they could react, they fell to the ground.

Immediately, dozens of big men surrounded him in the middle and punched and kicked him, and when he got up from the ground with his head broken and bleeding, those big men were long gone.

Me: "What about your charms, you are really ashamed to be beaten by a group of strangers!"

The foreign Taoist priest responded embarrassedly: "I just went to buy vegetables, and I didn't change my pajamas, who would go out with a charm." ”

Me: "Aren't you still thundering in your palms, aren't you very happy when you first see me?"

The foreign Taoist priest blushed: "Actually, that ...... By the time the first stick came down, I was already dizzy. ”

At this time, a beautiful female doctor walked into the room, looked at the foreign Taoist priest lying on the bed, and asked, "Gardon, right? After speaking, he frowned and pointed at a few of us and asked, "Who wrapped him up like this?"

The Devil Maiden stood up, shyly pinched her fingers, and acknowledged her masterpiece.

At that time, she saw that the foreign Taoist priest was covered in blood, so she hurriedly bought a pile of gauze from the pharmacy and wrapped him in three layers inside and three layers outside.

I spread my hands helplessly, and picked up the Wahaha that I brought in the future tense to supplement the nutrition of the foreign Taoist priest, and turned around to leave.

The devil girl looked at the doctor and asked worriedly, "Are you sure there is no problem with Brother Godan'er?" He was stepped on in the face so many times just now, he won't break his appearance, right?"

Xiao Ai complained: "What's the picture? Even if you pour sulfuric acid on his face, it looks much better than in the previous life." ”

The devil girl was still not at ease, and pulled the doctor to do a full body examination for the foreign Taoist.

In desperation, the doctor had to take the foreign Taoist priest to fill out the form and arrange for him to go for various examinations.

The third prince and I hid in the hospital toilet with my amnesiac brother, smoking cigarettes while waiting for the foreign Taoist priest to finish the examination.

The third prince wondered: "It's amazing to buy vegetables and be beaten by more than a dozen big men." ”

Brother Amnesia raised his head and said thoughtfully: "This must not be an ordinary quarrel caused by a brawl, the other party must have premeditated." ”

It was premeditated? The third prince and I stared at him suspiciously.

Seeing this, the amnesiac brother hurriedly tightened his throat, and then said: "The other party chose to commit a crime in a vegetable market where people gathered, and he must have been prepared. The market is not like our community, where countless people come in and out every day, from three-year-old children to eighty-year-old grandmothers, and they will definitely not pay attention to these dozen strangers. And I have observed before that the market has a total of 8 gates, and the 17 streets connected to these 8 gates can all lead to the main road, and there is no surveillance at all, so that it is convenient to escape after the crime, so that the police have no way to investigate.

The third prince was surprised: "You are very meticulous in your observation! I have visited the market at the gate more than a dozen times, but I don't know that there are so many doors!"

The amnesiac brother smiled embarrassedly and said, "That dog in the market has yin and yang eyes, and I am often chased by him, so I just ran out of the doorway." After that, he continued to analyze with a straight face: "Let's take a look at their crime process again, first attacked from behind and knocked the foreign Taoist priest to the ground, and then a group of people swarmed up, and after it was over, they quickly dispersed, the whole process did not take more than five minutes, and none of the perpetrators made a sound. Speaking of this, he stopped and looked up at me: "Brother Meng, you know this best, when ordinary people fight, they often take advantage of more in their mouths than in their hands." ”

Look at what I'm doing? I'm like one of those people who like to talk about it.

Brother Amnesia continued: "Let's analyze their modus operandi again, in the case of all the people holding weapons, they did not cause serious injuries to the dogs, it seems that the head is broken and bleeding, but in fact they are all skin injuries, which is the means of professionals." So, with all that said, I think this is an organized and premeditated violent attack!"

After that, he looked up proudly, as if waiting for our recognition.

I pursed my lips disdainfully: "What do you think you're Conan? Don't forget, you've been doing this kind of thing before, you don't know anything, is there anyone else who knows better than you?"

After hearing this, the amnesiac brother scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "Yes, no wonder I can see it at a glance." ”

Just as a few of us were smoking, we suddenly heard the shouts of foreign Taoist priests coming from the corridor.

I stretched out my head to look, only to see the foreign Taoist priest shaking his head in horror, and said to the female doctor in the corridor: "No! Resolutely no! I finally cultivated the True Pill, and now you actually want to abolish it!"

The female doctor snorted coldly with disdain, and responded: "Isn't it just a stone, that girl has cultivated the Yuan Infant this morning, and she was still beaten by me." ”

......

After waiting for the foreign Taoist priest to finish beating the stones, we laughed and walked home.

Walking to the door, Xiao Ai said excitedly: "Look! There's a yellow hairy child pouring gasoline into the car!"

The foreign Taoist priest took a sip and complained: "These angry young people, I don't know what they think, and there is no need to burn their own cars to boycott Japanese products." ”

Me: "Are you stupid? Your Bentley is made in Japan?"

Foreign Taoist: "Bingley?"

Me: "Yes, it's still the same model as your old Chen!"

The third prince: "Yes, even the license plate is the same!"

When the foreign Taoist priest heard this, he was stunned for a moment, and then spread his legs and rushed over, shouting: "Year Hammer (little rabbit cub), burn my car!" (Don't burn my car!)"