I sat bored in the shop.

Well, that's the beginning again.

I sat bored in the shop, my left hand followed by my right hand in slow motion.

Thirteen went shopping with Xiao Ai, supposedly to pick out a pet dog for our room.

At last night's family dinner, Yang Daoist Yi shook his head again and again about buying a dog, and raised his hands and feet to vote four vetoes.

After all, the one he ate two days ago hasn't been fully digested yet.

However, the opinions of the foreign priests were unanimously ignored by all of us. So he had to settle for the next best thing and asked us not to buy Japanese dogs.

Although, I like Akita a lot. I have also fantasized many times that I can have a dog as loyal as in the movie "Hachiko".

However, considering the condition of the foreign priest, I had no choice but to swallow my own opinion.

Of course, the main reason is that I don't have the money to buy a dog.

And the third prince took his amnesiac brother to work as always.

Brother Amnesia doesn't know what's going on lately.,Since the last trip to Japan.,It's like becoming an invisible person.,Very few words.。

Occasionally, a few words are whispered to the third prince to communicate something.

Xiao Ai said that it was his days of life in the police station that made him feel regret and shame about what he had done, so he began to rethink his life.

I don't care what he's thinking, as long as he doesn't sneak into my room from time to time and peep at me when I'm concentrating, learning the 'martial arts cheats' that the old pervert left in the cracks of the hallway.

Although, I don't know what the use of my hard work over the years is.

However, if you don't have a lot of skills, are you prepared?

The foreign priest has been alive and well lately, and since he ate the tengu, even the deep communication with the devil girl has become stronger, which can be easily seen from the way the devil girl leans against the wall every morning, her legs are weak, and she walks out of the room with a haggard face.

However, perhaps because of the excess energy, the foreign Taoist priest has been making trouble all day long as if he had taken stimulants, and finally the third prince put a note in the room saying "Do not make loud noises in public" to let him die a little peacefully.

I took out my Ipad and counted the 5,000 coins I had from the last Pervert mission, and now there were a little over 3,000 left.

No way, I lost to Ma Mian in mahjong last time.

Of course, I didn't deliberately throw the bomb into the pot, nor did I deliberately take four sevens and shoot one out.

When the foreign Taoist priest entered the store, he said to me excitedly: "Brother Meng, guess what?"

I pouted, "I don't guess." ”

Foreign Taoist: "Don't mind, look at the new skill I developed today!" With that, he took out the charm, and after pinching the spell, his body skyrocketed, and he almost broke the chandelier on the roof.

The foreign Taoist priest looked at me proudly: "How is it?

I sneered disdainfully: "I'm not interested in your cow, let your family Yuanyuan look at it." ”

Ten seconds later, he made a cut, yelled bored, and went to the backyard to continue developing and researching his new skills.

In the afternoon, Lao Xuan called and said that there was something important and asked me and the foreign Taoist priest to hurry up.

So, I took the foreign priest, closed the door, and hurried to it.

When I arrived at the place where Lao Xuan said, I saw him standing at the door with an anxious face, looking around.

I hurriedly walked over and beckoned to him: "Old thing, what's the matter?"

Lao Xuan frowned: "How can you speak? You little rabbit cub, I am also your leader!"

I smacked him lightly and dismissed him: "Leader, I have always regarded leaders as dung and powerful people as septic tanks." ”

Lao Xuan muttered in a low voice: "I don't know who ran to Ma Mian's house last time to slap the horse." Do you still regard leaders as dung?"

I smiled awkwardly and responded, "People have three urgencies, do I have to defecate occasionally?" ”

The foreign Taoist priest stood up and asked at the old man: "Uncle Xuan, you are in such a hurry to call us, what is the matter?"

Lao Xuan slapped his thigh and shouted, "Something is wrong!"

I was stunned, "What's the matter?"

The old man didn't speak, but reached out and pulled into my pocket.

Me: "What are you doing?"

Lao Xuan had a straight face: "This matter can't be known by outsiders, so I'm going to search your body first to prevent being spied on." ”

I opened my mouth wide and thought, isn't it, it's so serious?

Could it be that the last bribery incident I gave was known to the prefecture?

After the old man searched me, he came to the foreign Taoist priest again, rummaged through his pockets, and then walked to the store with our wallets, and said apologetically to the boss: "I'm sorry, look, this money is enough, right?"

Me: "......"

Foreign Taoist: "......"

After paying the bill, Lao Xuan walked out with a relaxed face and said with a smile: "Okay, it's okay, let's go!"

I was furious: "You old thing, you asked us to come here to pay your bill?"

The old man smiled obscenely: "Oh, I forgot to bring my wallet when I went out, isn't it your responsibility and obligation to save the leader from fire and water!"

Me: "You're big!"

The foreign Taoist priest also spread his hands helplessly on the side, and said to the old urge: "Since there is nothing to do, then we will go back first." ”

Lao Xuan stretched out his hand, stopped us and said, "Don't worry, go sit with me." ”

Foreign Taoist: "No, no, I have to study new skills when I go back." ”、

After listening to this, he looked at the foreign Taoist priest meaningfully, and said, "Have you recently found that your spiritual power has skyrocketed, and your true qi is running wildly?"

The foreign Taoist priest raised his head suspiciously: "Uncle Xuan, how do you know?"

Lao Xuan nodded proudly, and replied with a look of a master outside the world: "Of course, you don't look at who the old man is, but I know yin and yang and understand numerology, and I know five hundred years before, and five hundred years after five hundred years, and the director of the human office of the underworld is also urging me!"

Me: "Come on, everyone is their own, so don't put garlic here." ”、

Lao Xuan blushed: "I'm used to it, and I accidentally popped out the lines." After speaking, he waved his hand at the foreign Taoist priest and said, "Were you injected spiritual power by Xiao Ai last time?"

The foreign priest nodded.

Lao urged: "And then ate the tengu again?"

The foreign priest nodded again.

The old man urged his head: "That's right, it must be your Zhong Kui's golden body that has appeared." ”

The foreign Taoist priest scratched his head in embarrassment: "You always know that I am the reincarnation of Zhong Kui?"

Old urging: "Nonsense, I'm ......"

I hurriedly stretched out my hand to stop him, this old guy, endlessly.

Lao Xun looked up at the sky and sighed helplessly: "It's still here after all!"

The foreign Taoist priest and I were full of doubts, and we didn't know what Lao Xuan was talking about.

After a long time, Lao Qi looked at the foreign Taoist priest and said, "Do you know how Zhong Kui cultivated in his previous life?"

The foreign priest shook his head.

The old man sighed and explained to us:

Zhong Kui's refining spells are different from them, he relies on devouring the body of demons to improve his internal strength, so it is reasonable that after the last transformation of the foreign Taoist priest, he ate the tengu in the fight.

With the surge in the spiritual power of the foreign Taoist, this Zhong Kui's golden body will gradually recover, although only half of it has appeared this time, but it is still more than enough to clean up the arrogance of the barbarian country like the Tengu.

When the foreign Taoist priest heard this, he was excited.

"Golden body, can I be as invulnerable as the third prince, and can be magically immune like Brother Meng? Wouldn't that be just as casual as opening the stele and cracking the stone, shocking the audience, isn't this the same as opening a plug-in?"

The meat fist hit the billboard, making a "bang" sound, and then, the foreign Taoist priest "snorted" again, covered his hands, and shivered in pain.

Old Qile's back molars leaked out: "Do you have long ears on a dog's body? Didn't you hear me say that it was half a golden body?"

Foreign Taoist priest: "Half a golden body? You mean the lower body? No wonder I've been so vigorous lately!" With that, he jumped up high and kicked at the billboard.

There was a boom, and the foreign Taoist priest lying on the ground looked at Lao Xuan with a sad face.

Lao Xuan touched the only few whiskers on his chin, and said happily: "You 2B look, very much your master's demeanor!"