Lanxiang Technical School is really reliable. It is worthy of being a world-class famous university on the same level as Tsinghua University and Peking University.

Four Eyes invited these masters of Lanxiang Technical School with a master's degree in decoration from their company to complete the renovation of our bar in less than a week.

So, the big guy started the business with joy.

However, the originally planned situation did not materialize.

It's been a week since the bar opened, and the imaginary image of a large wave of beauties surrounding me has not happened, not even a single big wave of beauties.

Our bar is as quiet as a coffin.

At noon, the Thirteenth Princess and Leon were busy in the back kitchen, happily preparing the ingredients for the evening, though I don't know where their blind optimism came from, after all, the only thing they prepared was the stray dog on the corner who was in charge of the seven garbage cans, except for our internal consumption.

I sat alone at the bar, wiping my glass. This is the thirty-second time I have wiped the cup.

Sometimes, I think that our bar might as well be renamed a café, after all, only those who want to be quiet will be patronized. For example, now, not far from me, there are two aunts sitting on the street, they went straight to the store after lunch, ordered a glass of boiled water, and talked about why Uncle Wang lost his hair from the next door to Xiao Chen's girlfriend who was a kilometer away came back from studying in Dongguan.

On the way, the two of them refilled water seven times and went to the toilet three times.

I looked at the few bars and sighed.

In fact, we also had a meeting to discuss why the business of the bar is so bad.

The end result was that we didn't put on upbeat music that was more than a quarter of a beat.

In such a noisy and impetuous society, our bar is as quiet as a pool of stagnant water.

And so, it really became a backwater.

Just as I was wiping my cup in a daze

There was a knock at the bar door, and seven strangely dressed men walked in.

It's strange to say that they are dressed like the non-mainstream ones who hacked down the amnesiac brother.

In fact, they are well-dressed, even quite sophisticated.

Of course, if this was in ancient times.

The seven men were in their early twenties, dressed in classical robes, and each carrying a giant sword on their backs.

I hurriedly stepped forward and beckoned, "Little brothers, where did you come back from filming?"

The first one glared at me: "What kind of drama are you filming! You are the actor!"

I pouted, "So this is going to cosplay?"

"What to test? We have already cultivated the Dao, and we don't need to take any Rausch exams!"

It seems that these people have been too deeply involved in the play, and the roles have not yet been changed, so I had to respond to them in a harmonious tone: "Okay, what do you want to eat?"

The man was furious and slapped the sword on his back on the table: "Have you ever seen a monk with such long hair?"

The man sitting on the side of the deputy hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop him: "Big brother Hugh is going to be angry, how can such a bird know our ambition!"

The man looked at me, sneered in return, and said, "Okay, let's go down the mountain this time, but we are here to do something earth-shattering and crying ghosts and gods, and there is nothing good to be angry with this kind of unruly little er." After that, he waved his hand at me: "Good wine and good meat, even if you come up, our brother has silver!"

I frowned, cursed, walked to the back kitchen, told Thirteen and Leon to give the seven of them a few random egg fried rice, then turned and sat back down at the bar, and continued to wipe my glass.

The seven sat around and shouted loudly. One time it was to become famous again, and the other time it was to subdue demons and eliminate demons, and the two aunts next to them slipped out in fright.

In desperation, I had to step forward and smile apologetically at them: "I'm sorry, but we don't want to make loud noises until 6 p.m." ”

The leader slammed the table and was about to stand up. At this time, the second brother next to him stopped him, looked at me with a smile, and then said with a shocked face: "This brother, I see that your Yin Tang is black, I'm afraid that there are unclean things in recent days, right?"

I smiled casually: "What's strange about this, I'm an eight-yin body, and it's normal for me to be incompatible with a yang person." ”

Second brother: "Eight Yin Body?"

I nodded, and then I followed the old trick I had at the beginning, shook my head and said, "Exactly! Tai Chi moves and generates yang, moving poles and stillness, static and generating yin, and static poles removing. One movement and one stillness, each other is its root. Divide yin and yang, and stand on the two instruments. I am destined to commit the Eight Yins, so I am incompatible with the Yang, but the demons and monsters who are also feminine are happy to be friends with me. Then he pointed to the kitchen and said, "No, there's a four-tailed fox over there." By the way, there are two more grudgeful ghosts upstairs!"

After hearing this, the seven people were surprised: "It turns out that Your Excellency is also a hermit's master, and you can bring the fox spirits who have cultivated four into your door, and you can send the ghosts with deep resentments.

I hurriedly made a silent gesture to them, pointed to the kitchen and whispered to them: "Be quiet, she will hear you call her a vixen in a while, and you have good fruit to eat!"

The man in charge snorted coldly: "Although my generation is not as good as you, but I am also a person who has devoted myself to cultivation on the mountain, how can we be impressed by the fox spirit, we are going down the mountain with seven swords this time, we want to fight with that demon and monster, let them also know the power of our seven brothers, and raise the prestige of our sect!"

I pouted, Seven Swords Downhill? It's outdated, it should be popular with seven gourd babies recently.

Seeing that I didn't pay attention to him, the Taoist priest at the head frowned and said, "It's this Taoist friend, can you listen to my advice?"

Me: "Don't listen!"

The Taoist priest stood in place, looking at me embarrassed, at a loss.

Another handsome-looking man on the side stood up and arched his hand at me and said, "Brother Tai, we are also kind, although Brother Tai is unfathomable, but raising these powerful ghosts and demons like this, it is against the heavens!"

I had no choice but to spread my hands, just a gold master like the thirteenth princess, any bag bought is tens of thousands of yuan, I can't afford to support them.

I said to them impatiently, "What the hell are you here for?"

After hearing this, the man stood up straight, and said with a proud face: "Our seven brothers are here to punish the evil and subdue the demons!"

Me: "But the fox in the back and the two dead ghosts upstairs didn't provoke you, did they?"

The man snorted coldly: "All demons and monsters, everyone can get rid of them, even if they don't provoke us, we must surrender him, lest they harm the world!"

Me: "So, you're here to smash the field?"

After that, he shouted at the thirteenth princess behind him: "Thirteen!

Thirteen and Leon came out of the back kitchen, their faces still covered with the flour they had glued to when they cooked.

"What's going on? Is this a themed party?" Leon asked, frowning and puzzled.

I shook my head: "These people are here to kill Thirteen. ”

After hearing this, Leon stepped forward coldly and asked, "Which company are you from? I haven't seen you in the killer list!"

Seeing this, the seven people took a big step back, and arched their hands in unison: "Our Seven Musketeers, we went down the mountain today, just to subdue demons and eliminate demons, celebrities through the ages!"

After that, he pointed to the thirteenth princess behind him and said, "Fox spirit, today is your death!"

The thirteenth princess was furious: "You are the fox spirit!" Brother Meng, hurry up and drive away this group of neurotics, it will affect the business of our store too much." ”

I whispered, "Our store has no business in the first place......

The Seven Musketeers raised their heads, stared at me and asked, "Brother Daoist, ask you one last time, are you really obsessed and insist on walking in the same path with the demons?"

I spread my hands: "No way, I'm also sending people under the fence, otherwise there will be no food." ”

The Seven Musketeers gritted their teeth and made up their minds: "Okay, today we will do the way for Heaven and kill you and other demons!" Immediately, the leader of the man shouted and set up a formation, and the seven people jumped and rolled in place, and after a while, they stood up like a stack of arhats and snuggled up to the door.

Me: "Don't stand there, something will happen!"

Seven Musketeers: "We have been cultivating for many years, and we have never seen any strong winds and waves, a little four-tailed demon fox, what can happen to us." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he was hit by the third prince who pushed the door in, and the Arhat array fell like dominoes.

I spread my hands: "Look, I said something would happen." ”