One morning, the weather was fine.

I didn't sleep in.

Nobody has one.

The priest called us all to the store early in the morning and announced an important news with a straight face.

The shop is closing.

Lyons and I strongly disagreed with this.

After all, the closure of the store means that the two of us can only hug each other to keep warm and go to drink the northwest wind together.

The foreign Taoist priest said with a bitter face: "However, my father-in-law doesn't like this business I do very much, and he thinks it's too unlucky. ”

Xiao Ai pursed his lips: "It's you who is unlucky, not this shop." ”

Anyway, the vote of the two of us was still ignored by the foreign priest, and finally after a morning of arguing, Leon and I were already dry-mouthed, the foreign Taoist priest still went his own way and announced the result - the store will be closed from today.

The good news, though, is that Lyon and I can still work here.

Because, the foreign Taoist priest is going to open another store.

"I thought this kind of store was too unlucky, and the people who came in were either dead parents or had no children, and I was about to collapse in front of this group of bitter gourd-faced customers all day long. ”

Xiao Ai: "I don't know who just said bitterly that as a staff member of the underworld, he will definitely swear to protect this shop related to the underworld and stand the last shift for the ghost people!"

I waved my hand: "Oh, you don't have to guard the store, we can fight guerrillas without a base, right?" ”

In the end, everyone happily agreed to the decision of the foreign priest, and the center of the meeting changed from whether to close the store to what store to open.

Xiao Ai proposes to open an anime shop, and the store is full of Gray Yuan Ai and Conan's figures.

This proposal was strongly opposed by the Thirteen Princesses. Under the banner of patriotism and anti-Japan, they reprimanded Xiao Ai, a right-leaning ideology that worships foreign countries and flatters foreign countries that have been eroded by the cancer of Japanese animation, and held a 10-minute criticism meeting around Xiao Ai with deep hatred. In the end, Xiao Wai had to admit his mistake again and again and withdraw his proposal.

I laughed and didn't say a word.

In fact, I know that the reason why I oppose Xiao Ai's proposal is only because the thirteenth princess is Maori Lankong.

The foreign Taoist priest felt that it was better to open a hot pot restaurant. Because their family's favorite food is hot pot.

This proposal was unanimously approved at first, and the Thirteenth Princess was elected as the signature chef of the hot pot restaurant.

However, in the end, this plan had to be put on hold after in-depth discussions.

After all, no one wants to wash dishes.

The big guys agreed that it was okay to open a hot pot restaurant, but we were only responsible for eating.

The foreign Taoist priest sighed and said helplessly: "If it goes on like this, sooner or later, this shop will be eaten by ourselves first." ”

The female doctor timidly interjected: "Why don't you open a small clinic?" You must know that I am a top student who graduated from a medical university with a doctorate, and it is more than enough to keep a small clinic. ”

The foreign Taoist priest shook his head again and again, jokingly, the neighbors here are all old neighbors who have lived together for more than ten years, and whoever is killed will be drowned by the spitting stars.

The female doctor swore to us that she would absolutely abide by medical ethics and develop this small shop into the most popular and popular shop in Shili Eight Street.

As a friend of the female doctor—although I haven't known her for a few days, I have always had a deep spiritual connection with beautiful women, so we can be regarded as friends—I chose to stand by her side without hesitation.

"If she wants to open it, let her open it, it's a big deal that everyone who comes in will be given a medical malpractice insurance!"

The female doctor looked at me with a look of resentment: "Brother Meng, even you don't believe me!

Xiao Ai: "Last night, I checked my body, I was naked!"

I blushed and whispered, "No, there are people who wear socks." ”

In the end, I was the only one who voted for the female doctor's proposal.

Therefore, the lofty and great ideal of opening a clinic to save the world has also come to naught because of the veto of these few secular people who do not understand the amorous feelings.

Immediately afterwards, Brother Amnesia and the third prince jointly signed a letter asking to open a detective agency.

I said helplessly: "With your IQ, you still open a detective agency? I see that you open a tutoring class for the mentally handicapped, and you are almost the same as being a student yourself." ”

Everyone debated over the topic, and everyone expressed their own different opinions, which were then rejected by everyone.

Finally, Leon scratched his head and said, "Why don't you open a bar?" ”

Me: "Are you sure you're mixing wine and not the kind of poison you gave to the third prince?"

Leon: "Of course, it's much easier to mix a drink than to make a poison. ”

The thirteenth princess raised her hand in approval: "I'm in charge of the small meals and desserts in the bar!"

The third prince and the amnesiac brother catered to: "We can be security guards!"

I responded excitedly: "I can be a chicken head!" and I was very happy to think of a group of flowery little sisters surrounding me. Every day, I can arrange clients for all kinds of beauties with my own face, and even check their technical level from time to time, explore and guide new physical communication skills, and my little heart is full of poofs.

Xiao Ai looked at me with saliva and complained: "Dream about you!

The foreign Taoist priest smiled: "He wants to be a duck, and our store will close down in two days!"

I retorted: "You're handsome, you go to be a duck! Anyway, Yuanyuan, you can do it, and you must not be a picky eater in the store." ”

The foreign Taoist priest looked at me with a stupid look: "My position is the boss!"

The plan has been drawn up, and the rest is the menial work.

The thirteenth princess, the third prince, and Leon were responsible for the procurement of goods, while the foreign priest took over the propaganda work, and I volunteered to take Xiao Ai to the decoration team.

After all, it's a lot of oil and water.

Xiao Ai and I went out and wanted to take a taxi to the labor market, but after dozens of minutes, there was still no empty car passing by.

Just when I was depressed, an Audi pulled up in front of us.

The window rolled down, and an old acquaintance greeted us warmly.

"Hero, what a coincidence! Where are you going to save the world? Do you want me to send you?"

I looked into the car, it turned out to be four-eyed, this guy, every time he needs a car, he will automatically appear, it is simply a firefighting example of napping to send pillows, thirsty offering coke, and Valentine's Day to send Durex.

I rolled my eyes at him and said, "Save your sister, I'm going to find a decoration company." ”

After hearing this, Siyan said excitedly: "What's the matter?

Me: "Do you think I'm the kind of person who can afford to buy a house?"

Four Eyes scratched his head in embarrassment: "I know, big heroes like you must treat money like dung!"

Me: "Dung? I really want to fall into the dung pit, but I don't have the opportunity! Like you rich second generation, who grew up guarding the toilet, the dung is inexhaustible!"

Xiao Ai complained with a disgusted face: "Can you not be so disgusting?"

Four Eyes laughed dryly twice, and bluntly said that I was really joking.

Actually, I'm not joking.

Although I have always been poor and not serious, I am really 100% honest in this matter.

Of course, the rich second generation like them, who were born in the golden platinum, will not understand my plight.

Neither will Leon, after all, he is a man with special skills and does not worry about not being able to make money.

Although now one accidentally got into the deep pit of the third prince, and it is estimated that it will be difficult to climb out in this life.

Four eyes pulled us into the car with a courteous face, and said: "What kind of decoration company are you looking for, my family is doing real estate, now go to my company, I'll just find you a team!"

I shook my hand again and again: "Don't, those in your family are all senior workers who build villas, I just want to decorate a bar, but I can't afford to hire high-achieving students who graduated from Lan Xiang." ”

Four-eyed smiled and said: "Hero, you are too foreign, who is with whom, mine is yours! Now I will take you to the company, call a team of workers for you for free, and by the way, you can also go to me to pick up building materials, but they are all ready-made!"

Me: "I'm sorry to let you break the bank again!"

Xiao Ai said sourly on the side: "Brother-in-law takes the eldest brother, what's so embarrassing!"

I whispered: "Don't talk nonsense, Qian Lanlan and I have a pure relationship between men and women!"

Xiao Wai said disdainfully: "The pure relationship of the flesh!"

Me: "Pure relationship of heart!"

Xiao Wai: "The heart is pure, but the body is dirty." ”

I said angrily, "The mind and body are pure!"

Xiao Ai: "Okay, you! you two really have a physical relationship!"

Me: "......"