At half past three in the morning, I was scolding with black circles under my eyes and holding a mop while cleaning up the blood stains all over the floor, full of remorse.

The foreign Taoist priest brought the third bucket of water, and sighed angrily: "I knew today, why bother in the first place!"

The third prince scratched his head and apologized, and said, "Who knew that this Leon would be so persistent. ”

The thirteenth princess, who has always been kind, also lost her patience, frowned and said: "Brother Meng, you have to have a good talk with that killer tomorrow, if he continues to make trouble like this, it is estimated that the third prince is not dead, and we will be killed by him first." ”

I shook my head, reluctantly picked up a bucket of blood, and walked out the door.

Rewind to that day, the afternoon we met Lyon.

After learning that he had come to kill the third prince, all of us took a deep breath and were overjoyed.

Because, as far as I know, the third prince can't be killed.

Of course, Leon didn't know about this.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have barged into my shop in a daze.

"Why are you like you're okay when you've been shot?"

I smiled and interjected, "I guess you're dazzled." You know, we have such a heavy smog here, it's normal for you to snipe him from so far away, and look away. ”

Leon looked at us suspiciously, and said, "Well, that's the only explanation. ”

The third prince smiled at him: "Since you have already missed, can you forget it?" You see, we have actually discussed with the employer, and this matter has been perfectly resolved. ”

Leon shook his head again and again: "No! The order I took has never failed, and since the employer has already given the money, even if he doesn't pursue it, I will carry it out to the end." With that, he took off his hat and pulled a strand of his blonde hair with his hand: "After all, I'm one of the top ten celebrities in the killer list." ”

The third prince: "I said, why are you so unreasonable, believe it or not, I will copy you back to the bureau......"

Before the words fell, Leon stepped up, rushed to him like lightning, and a thin and long dagger in his hand pierced the third prince's heart with unmistakable accuracy, and the speed was even comparable to that of a foreign Taoist priest wearing five-speed shoes.

Leon sighed slightly: "Although, you are the most talkative target I have ever seen, but, I'm sorry, I still have to kill you." With that, he picked up the cap that had fallen to the ground, flicked off the dust on it, put it back on, turned around and opened the door of the store, and was about to leave.

The third prince looked at the dagger on his body and said angrily: "Didn't I tell you, don't pierce your clothes!"

Leon was startled, glanced back, and saw that the third prince had already pulled out the dagger, and was now touching the hole in his clothes with a look of pity.

Leon jumped on the spot and shouted in surprise: "What?" The expression was extremely pompous, like that of a movie star surnamed Deng.

I spread my hands helplessly at him and smiled, "It seems that you haven't killed him yet." ”

Leon was stunned in place, and then suddenly realized: "I know! Your heart is on the left side!" After that, one turned over, and a delicate fly flew straight towards the third prince's left chest, the force was extremely strong, and the flying momentum was still unabated after penetrating the third prince's body, and finally pierced three paper figures, two wreaths, and the donkey whip wine left by Lao Chen on the cabinet before he nailed himself to the wall, making a buzzing sound.

Seeing this, the foreign Taoist priest praised it: "Good cow X! Could it be that this is the legendary Xiao Li Flying Knife?"

Xiao Ai complained: "Have you ever seen a foreigner make Xiao Li fly a knife?"

The foreign Taoist priest quibbled: "But he also has the surname Li!"

Xiao Ai: "Is the inside and outside of Li and Muzi Li the same Li? How did your elementary school Chinese teacher teach you?"

The foreign Taoist priest scratched his head: "Foreigners can also learn Chinese martial arts, or you tell me, except for Xiao Li Feidao, who else can have such strong wrist strength?"

Me: "Absolutely. ”

The foreign Taoist priest was puzzled: "Who?"

I pretended to light a cigarette and replied, "Xiao Li's fucking throwing knife!"

Foreign Taoist: "Get out!"

The third prince had already walked to the wall at this time, pulled out the flying knife, and played with it carefully in his hand: "Good fellow, the sterling silver!" After that, he stuffed it into his pocket: "This will be regarded as compensation for piercing my clothes." ”

Leon looked at the third prince in disbelief: "Why aren't you dead yet?"

Third Prince: "Why should I die?"

I spread my hands and said to Leon, "Look, I told you long ago that this order is not as easy as you think, so from today onwards, you may be facing unemployment." After that, he pointed to the things behind him and said, "By the way, you have to pay for those things, a total of nine hundred and seventy-three, do you swipe the card or pay cash?"

Leon looked at us awkwardly: "Can you get a discount? I only made 800 yuan on this order." ”

The thirteenth princess stepped forward and said with a smile: "That's it, you have shot three times in a row, but you haven't been able to kill him, or I think we'll just forget it, and you don't need to pay for these damaged things, and you don't need to trouble us, let's clear this matter?"

Leon stubbornly shook his head: "No, give up lightly before the task is completed." How can I be mixed up in the killer world in the future. ”

Me: "Don't worry, if you don't say it, if I don't say it, no one will know." ”

Leon touched his chest: "But, my heart knows. ”

The third prince jumped to his feet angrily: "You said that once you broke the killer, you still have to make yourself like a chivalrous man?" I still know that my heart has been poked by you, and I haven't said anything yet!"

Leon raised his head and looked at the third prince and shook his head: "Although, I don't know why you didn't die, but don't worry, I won't give up." When I go back and get my things ready and meet again another day, it's your time of death!"

After Leon left, we waited upstairs for dinner.

At the dinner table, the foreign Taoist priest asked, "You say, will he really come back?"

The thirteenth princess smiled: "It should be, he is so paranoid, it is estimated that he will not stop until he reaches his goal." ”

Xiao Ai: "Wouldn't that be pestering the third prince for the rest of your life?"

The third prince shuddered: "I knew that I would lie on the ground and pretend to be dead at that time." ”

I smiled: "What are you afraid of, he can't kill you anyway." ”

The third prince: "But I can't run around the streets in torn clothes every day!"

Me: "You're so rich, what's the point of this little dress?" ”

The third prince said angrily: "I'm custom-made!"

After eating, a few of us were ready to go out for a stroll.

The third prince walked in front, and just walked down the stairs, when suddenly a black shadow fell from the sky above, and with a thunderous speed of the ringing bell, a military thorn more than one meter long stabbed straight down from the third prince's heavenly spirit cover, and stabbed into his body.

Then, the black shadow turned over beautifully and stood at the gate.

Through the light, I saw that it was Lyon.

At this moment, he stood in front of the door, quietly observing the reaction of the third prince.

The third prince was pierced by such a long sharp weapon, and his neck couldn't be turned, so he only stiffened his body like a marionette, looked at Leon standing in front of him, and said, "Didn't you say that you would come back another day?"

Leon replied lightly: "You have an old Chinese saying, called soldiers never tire of deceit, and a killer like me who is worthy of the name will certainly not give you a chance to take precautions." ”

The third prince pointed to us behind him: "You are always so startled, what if you scare others?"

I waved my hand: "I don't care, just watch the chainsaw for free." ”

The thirteenth princess looked at the third prince who was bleeding, pinched her nose and said, "Otherwise, let's be vegetarian these days." ”

Leon: "You're not going to die?"

The third prince: "It's dead, it's dead! I'm dead! You can go now!"

Leon shook his head and stepped forward helplessly, trying to pull out the thorn on the third prince's head.

Me: "What, you still want to recycle?"

Leon turned his head to look at me: "This is a Swiss army thorn, more than 9,000 pieces! Ten kills are not enough for him to buy this piece of equipment!"

I happily said: "Then you will lose a lot of money in this deal!"

Leon struggled to pull out his thorn, and at the same time turned back to me in embarrassment and shouted, "Come here and do me a favor, it seems to be stuck!"

I sighed and said what was going on. How can a killer let the target help!

I stepped forward and grabbed the third prince's shoulder, while Leon held the military thorn in his hand, and the two of them worked together to pull the general thorn out little by little.

At this time, the devil girl who had returned from school happened to walk downstairs, stared at us with a surprised expression, and said, "Who are you?"

The foreign Taoist priest hurriedly stepped forward to push us away, and smiled at the devil girl with a flattering face: "It's okay, it's a trick." ”

The devil girl stared at the third prince with a puzzled face, pointed to the half-cut thorn that leaked out of his head, and said, "This?"

The foreign Taoist priest hurriedly smiled, grabbed the military thorn and stuck it on the third prince's head and said: "It's funny, you see, it's actually spring!"