Chapter 62 Another jumper!
At three o'clock in the afternoon, the three of us hid in the corner of the entrance of the hospital, sat on the ground, and fought happily.
Not far away, a group of people gathered around the pile, tilting their heads and chirping.
Leon said excitedly: "Wang Bang! Haha, Brother Meng, this time you are going to lose four bombs in a row!"
The third prince looked at me proudly: "That's it, you dare to claim to be the god of gambling?"
I pouted, these two grandsons, join forces to play with me, and they don't call it a landlord if they take four fried, is there such a play!
At this moment, there was a loud "bang" in the crowd in the distance, and the yellow dots of the ipad next to him turned red.
I slapped my butt, thrust my hand into the pile, and shouted, "It's time to get down to business!" and then ran away.
Only the two stupid guys who jumped straight to the back were left.
I rushed into the crowd, pushed past the crowd of onlookers, and walked in.
A woman in a white lab coat lay on the ground with convulsions, blood flowing from under her body, and the surrounding crowd was talking.
"If you can't cure the patient, you will jump off the building, this doctor is too fragile!"
"You don't know, the family members follow her ass every day, if it were me, I guess I would have collapsed and jumped off the building!"
"What do you know, a hemorrhoid operation can cure a patient to death, if you want me to say, she is innocent of death!"
"Hemorrhoids? I heard it wasn't heart surgery? Why did it become hemorrhoids again?"
"You don't believe me, my sister-in-law's next-door neighbor's girlfriend works in this hospital!"
"Oh, that's ......"
After a while, a phantus appeared on the woman's body, looking blankly at the passers-by who were pointing around.
I beckoned to her, "Beauty, here!"
When the woman saw me, she was surprised and said, "What's going on?"
I smiled indifferently at her: "It's nothing, you jumped off the building and died." ”
Woman: "What about me?"
Me: "According to Article 4 of the 2015 New Ghost Culture Care Regulations of Hades, your resentment after death is too deep to be reincarnated, so I am here to help you eliminate your grudges so that you can return to the underworld as soon as possible." ”
After hearing this, the woman said excitedly: "Is there really a dungeon?"
I'm bull and horse?
I was furious and said, "I'm so handsome, where do I look like a horse!"
The woman looked at me timidly: "But, isn't the soul envoy just a bull-headed horse-faced?" ”
Me: "Who said that? and black and white impermanence. ”
The woman shook her head: "But I heard that black and white impermanence are all handsome guys!"
Me: "Am I?"
Woman: "This is really not!"
Me: "......"
I led the woman out of the crowd to the third prince and Leon, and beckoned to them, signaling that it was time to call it a day.
The third prince foamed at the mouth and smiled at the woman: "Hello! My name is Ao Bing." ”
I looked at the third prince in surprise and said, "What's wrong with you, I've seen a lot of beautiful women drooling, and it's the first time that someone like you is foaming at the water!"
Leon waved his hand: "It's okay, just let him try my new medicine just now." ”
I glared at him, "Why aren't you dead yet!"
Leon raised his head: "Life is endless, and the battle is endless!"
Me: "Don't be blind BB, first compensate me for the bench money that was smashed yesterday!" With that, I waved my hand, took the woman into the third prince's car, and drove all the way back to the station.
Back on the second floor, Leon ran to the kitchen with a familiar car, took out the dishes and chopsticks, and cleaned up the dinner left for us by the thirteenth princess, then wiped his mouth, and burped: "I'm full!" After speaking, he ran downstairs.
I looked helplessly at Leon's departing back and shook my head.
Where is this legendary top ten killers in the global rankings, it's just an old man who eats and drinks and rubs it!
Time went back to a month ago, and we had dark circles under our eyes and helplessly cleaned up the blood stains all over the ground.
Leon sneaked in in the dead of night again, and took advantage of the third prince's efforts to go to the refrigerator in the middle of the night to find water to drink, quietly hiding behind him, and slashed the third prince's throat with a sharp Japanese knife.
The third prince turned around and looked at Leon with a look of astonishment, because his trachea was cut, his speech was like a leaky wind: "You are sick! You can't sleep in the middle of the night!"
Leon stayed where he was, letting the third prince's blood splatter all over his body.
We rushed out when we heard the sound, and the third prince turned his head and smiled helplessly at us. The third prince, who was slashed through the neck by a Japanese knife, had his thick trachea and blood vessels exposed at this moment, and blood gushed like a spring, making the room smell of blood.
Leon had wilted at the moment, shook his head like a rattle, and muttered in disbelief: "How is it possible, this is not dead?"
The third prince: "Die! If you continue like this, I will be annoyed by you sooner or later!"
Leon took a deep breath and said, "It seems that the physical damage has no effect on you, and I will have to try other tricks in the future." With that, one rolled over and disappeared into the shadows.
In desperation, we had no choice but to have a showdown with Lyon.
The next day, Leon was invited to our house, and after a good meal and a good treat, I confided the truth to him.
"So, is he really immortal?"
I nodded and said, "So, don't waste your efforts, give up early! If this continues, the third prince is not dead, and a few of us will be tossed to death by you first!"
Leon shook his head: "A true warrior will not be intimidated by this difficulty! I once assassinated a vampire like him in England, and like this friend, he has an immortal body, and the legendary silver and sunlight cannot hurt him, but I am still not discouraged." In the end, it was my disdainful efforts that sent him to hell. ”
Me: "Vampire, how did you kill him?"
Leon bowed his head and sighed deeply: "He couldn't bear to be bothered, and finally committed suicide." ”
Me: "......"
In the end, we couldn't convince the stubborn killer brother.
In desperation, Xiao Wai proposed to make three chapters with him.
First, it's okay to kill the third prince, but it can't affect the normal life of several of us.
Second, we must not act in disregard of the impact and scare innocent people as we did on that day.
Thirdly, everything destroyed during the assassination was compensated by him.
Leon thought for a moment and nodded in agreement. Then he took a few pieces of bread made by the thirteenth princess from the table, and turned to leave.
I sighed deeply: "It's finally done." ”
After a while, Leon turned back and poked his head out of the doorway, looking at us with an embarrassed expression.
Me: "What's wrong again?"
Leon: "Well, friend, can you help me find a place to live?" ”
Me: "Where have you been staying for the past two days?"
Leon stretched out his hand and pointed to the ventilation duct above, "I've been on top of you all the time to make it easier. ”
Xiao Ai: "No wonder I have been smelling a stench recently, it turns out to be this kid." ”
I spread my hands helplessly and threw the key to the storefront on the first floor to him: "Let's live downstairs in the future, be careful, don't break things." ”
Leon took the key and stood still.
I frowned, "What, what's the matter?"
Leon: "Well, can you help me find a part-time job by the way, you know, killing him is estimated to be impossible every two or three years." ”
The foreign Taoist priest pursed his lips: "What kind of killer, it's not a shame!"
In this way, Leon stayed downstairs in us, and the foreign Taoist arranged for him to help look after the store, 2000 a month, with or without food.
Leon gladly accepted, and said unashamedly, after the third prince's order is completed, he will definitely receive a large amount of money in the next order, and he will definitely thank us for our kindness in the future.
Xiao lamented and said in despair: "Yes, I guess I have to wait for the next life." ”
In this way, Leon stayed, although he staged Chainsaw 108 against the third prince every once in a while, but other than that, he was still a very good person.
This can be seen from the spotless shop that he takes care of every day.
As a gentleman from England, Leon is meticulous in everything he does and socializes.
Foreign priests often sit on the chair and proudly say that they have hired a cheap and good laborer.
And I'm even more pleased.
After all, I did all these things before he came.
And just like that, Lyon stayed with us.
So today, I will take Leon and the third prince out together to pick up this newly dead soul.
I looked up at the handsome-faced female ghost and asked, "Anyway, what grievances do you have?"
The female ghost looked at us sadly, and then cried, "I'm sorry for them, I killed people!"
Xiao Ai snorted coldly: "What a fuss! If you don't kill one or two people, you are embarrassed to say that you are a doctor?"