To be honest, I've heard about mermaids in fairy tales and seen a lot of them on TV and anime. But as far as I know, mermaids are all slender masters, who want to commit crimes when they look at their upper bodies, and make them want to cry when they look at their lower bodies.

But the appearance of this one completely subverted the beautiful fantasy of mermaids in my mind.

Compared to his fat accumulation of the upper body, the obvious lower part is much more attractive.

After all, his fish tail looks tender and tender, and it is definitely a must to make a soup or stew a boiled fish.

Just as I was thinking about the boiled fish, oh no, it was a fat mermaid, the foreign Taoist priest walked in after the date, humming a little song, and with a happy expression on his face.

After seeing the fat mermaid lazily holding orchid fingers in the bathtub, he was taken aback, and then asked, "Ouch, third brother, why are you free to come?"

After the fat mermaid saw the foreign Taoist, she suddenly came to her senses, and pouted and complained to him: "It's not for my thirteenth sister! My father finally told her to the son of the Dragon King of the East China Sea, but she didn't agree, and now people say that we broke the contract, and we have to give an explanation to my family, so I came to Lao Chen and asked him to help mediate." As a result, no one answered after several phone calls, where did he go?"

The foreign Taoist priest scratched his head in embarrassment, "Uncle Chen is not in the store now, otherwise, when I arrange my side properly, I will go with you and try to help you deal with things." ”

The fat mermaid pursed her small mouth, lowered her head and pondered for a while, and said: "Okay, I'm relieved to have you say this, I haven't thought about tea and food in a hurry for the past two days, and the baby has lost a lot of weight." ”

I continued: "Isn't that just right, your thirteenth sister used this trick to lose weight for you, what a good intention." ”

The fat mermaid glared at me and said, "I'm too lazy to take care of you, dog, you have to hurry up on this matter, my family is about to become a pot of porridge." ”

I whispered to the foreign Taoist priest, "Sissy seafood porridge." ”

The foreign priest forced a smile and quietly stabbed me with his fingers, signaling me to shut up.

The fat mermaid cocked her orchid and pointed at me and said, "Who is that, is my water bead ready?"

"How?"

"What? You can't do this, how do you work in this shop?"

After hearing this, the foreign priest hurriedly snatched the beads from my hand, then took out a talisman from his pocket and posted it, handed it to me, and said, "Just find a pool and put it in." ”

I turned around and walked into the toilet, opened the toilet lid, and threw the beads in.

......

After 5 minutes, I handed the filled beads to the fat mermaid.

He took it with his hand, swallowed it in one gulp, then frowned, and said, "Dog, the water quality here is getting worse and worse, and I will suggest to the top at the next annual meeting that they should send a dragon king to this place to help you manage and govern it." With that, he got dressed and hurried out the door.

After the fat mermaid left, I finally couldn't help but laugh.

The foreign priest looked at me in surprise and asked, "What are you laughing at?"

I smugly said, "I just poured water from the toilet bowl for him." ”

The foreign Taoist priest said, "You are too damaged, no wonder he just said that the water quality is not good." However, if there is a next time, I recommend that you urinate before storing water, so that it tastes better. ”

I slapped my head, "How did I forget this stubble." ”

"If you really come, I'll just say casually, this is not the master we can afford to mess with. ”

"Who the hell is this man?"

The foreign Taoist priest pursed his lips and said, "This is the third prince of the Dragon King. ”

"Third prince, no wonder it looks so annoying. But whoever is called the third prince does not have a good thing. “

The foreign Taoist priest asked in surprise: "How do you say this?"

I said: "Think about it, there are only two famous third princes of the Dragon King in history, one was cramped by Nezha because of his misdeeds, and the other was ridden all the way by Tang Seng because of his stubbornness. ”

The foreign Taoist priest glanced at his mouth, "What kind of crooked reasoning are you, but the Dragon King clan is also in the immortal class." After that, he took out the phone and said to me while sending WeChat to the devil girl: "It's really unlucky, I made an appointment with Yuanyuan to travel for three days and two nights two days ago, but it turned out to be yellow again." ”

I said, "You're really heavy-hearted, too." You're not afraid of nightmares in front of that face. ”

The foreign Taoist priest said: "What do you know, this is called true love!"

I sighed quietly on the side and complained, "It's still good as the ancients said, it doesn't matter if you're ugly, maybe he's blind." ”

Brother Amnesia suddenly appeared behind me and said flutteringly, "Which ancient man said this? Why haven't I heard it?" ”

"Damn, scare me! Can you come out in the future and be silent like a ghost, trying to scare people to death!"

Brother Amnesia scratched his head and muttered in a low voice, "I was originally a ghost." ”

At this time, Lao Chen and the old pervert also walked in.

"What are you talking about? ”

This is an old disrespectful guy who leaves the store for me every day and runs to the bath city to meet a little lover.

I rolled my eyes and said to him: "It's nothing, just now there was a fat mermaid in the store, saying that he was looking for you to deal with some marriage, but he couldn't get through to your phone, and then the foreign Taoist promised him to deal with it, and the person just left." ”

Chen Lao was stunned for a moment, "Fat mermaid?" He's here to deliver a wedding card?"

His father didn't feel sorry for giving him that name.

The foreign Taoist priest said: "No, it is the thirteenth princess who disagrees, and the third prince wants you to persuade it." ”

Lao Chen shook his head and said, "It's a pity for Thirteen, as a member of the Dragon Family, this is also fate." I remember the first time I took her to your master's place, you were still wearing open crotch pants. At that time, she held you every day to catch wild game all over the mountain, and now in the blink of an eye, you are so big. ”

I asked in surprise: "It's still an Obasan who is married to this tyrant, I thought it was a girl who was pregnant with spring?"

Lao Chen hurriedly explained: "What Obasan, the family is a descendant of the dragon, and he is half an immortal clan, do you think that he is like the two of you, a year older?"

I'm right when I think about it, immortals, the age must not be calculated according to the age of our mortals, otherwise I have worked hard to cultivate for thousands of years to become an immortal, and when I open my eyes and close my eyes, I will be gone, and the gains will outweigh the losses.

I asked, "Is that immortal immortal?"

Lao Chen took out a cigarette from his bag, threw one to me, and carefully put the rest in the inner pocket of his clothes, and replied: "That's not true, but they don't enter the underworld after death, they can be reincarnated directly in the human world, and as long as they cultivate again, they can re-ascend to heaven and be reinstated." ”

I stared at the cigarette in Lao Chen's pocket for a long time, and finally gave up the idea of going along and said, "Isn't it?

Lao Chen said disdainfully: "What's wrong with this, cultivation is like doing a math problem, it's difficult to solve it for the first time, but when you learn how to solve it, the next time you solve it again, it's like playing." You know the dragon descending Arhats, right? He was reincarnated as Jigong, and then he cultivated again. ”

I said enviously: "In this way, those immortals are not better than the hereditary emperor, once they fly to the sky, they will be holding an iron rice bowl!"

Lao Chen said, "That's not all, if you violate the rules of heaven or your soul is scattered, you have to be replaced." ”

I nodded hurriedly and said, "I know this, Zhu Bajie is a model!"

Lao Chen lit a cigarette and nodded with a smile.

"There are also some people who are tired of being immortals, so they will leave their jobs and re-enter reincarnation, but in order to ensure the normal operation of the six realms of reincarnation, this kind of person will generally have their mana withdrawn. ”

I asked again, "Then that fat mermaid is also a fairy?"

Lao Chen shook his head and said, "Strictly speaking, it is not an immortal, at best, it can only be regarded as an earth immortal, just like the land of the mountain gods." But after all, they are the descendants of the dragon, so they still have a certain status. After all, does a person attain the Tao and the chicken dog ascends to heaven? For the sake of their ancestors, everyone will also give a little thin noodles. ”

I said with a look of disbelief on my face, "Descendants of the dragon? Although I don't know what the nine sons of the dragon are, I'm sure there is absolutely no such thing as a mermaid. ”

Lao Chen waved his hand and said, "They belong to the third generation of officials, and his father is the son of the dragon, the Jiaolong clan. Later, he married a mermaid as his wife. ”

I see, no wonder the fat mermaid is so dragged, people have a background.

"But I still can't figure out why other dragons are born Aobai or white dragon horses, while their dragons give birth to boiled fish. ”

The old pervert interjected: "That's called Ao Bing, not Ao Bai." ”

"What is Aobai?"

"The one that was destroyed by Qianlong. ”

The foreign Taoist priest said: "Don't interrupt, the old dragon king actually wants to give birth to a dragon fetus, but he married seven wives and gave birth to thirteen children, but all of them followed his mother's genes, and he was stunned that he didn't give birth to a dragon species, just because of this his family has been unable to raise his head in the family, so he thought about marrying with the East China Sea to improve his status." ”

"Isn't this a typical example of selling women for glory?"

Lao Chen extinguished the cigarette and said to me and the foreign priest

"Don't talk nonsense, you guys will follow Ao Shuai in the afternoon and hurry up to facilitate this marriage. Her father hid those two jars of his daughter for hundreds of years, and I've been hungry for a long time!"

When the old pervert heard that there was good wine, his eyes lit up instantly, and he said, "Brother Meng, take me and Amnesia with you!

The foreign Taoist priest said depressedly: "Uncle Shi, can you go again on Monday, I made an appointment with my girlfriend to travel this weekend!"

Lao Chen impatiently took out a wad of money from the drawer, threw it to the foreign Taoist priest, and said, "Go buy her some gifts as compensation." ”

I hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Boss, can I go again on Monday, I also made an appointment with my girlfriend this weekend, she will be angry if I miss the appointment!"

After hearing this, Chen turned around and rummaged through the drawer again, and then threw me a band-aid.

"Now, take it and use it. ”

"What do you mean?"

"Just your obscene appearance, and your girlfriend, are you still angry, I think it's a leak at most!"