One day a week later, the weather was fine.

I sat alone in Lao Chen's shop, depressed.

Originally, I thought that it was an incomparably great and glorious thing to resolve the grievances for Xiaoli, and the ghost who had been wronged for many years was able to re-enter the reincarnation because of the efforts of the new Yin, and the underworld would definitely be greatly praised after learning about it, and then, I became the general manager, became the CEO, and went to the peak of my life.

Unexpectedly, instead of going to the top, he almost fell to the bottom.

Because I was at the scene of the crime, I was dragged by the police for questioning for a long time, and finally we had to be released because there was no evidence.

However, the police don't know, and it doesn't mean that the prefecture doesn't know either. They thought that my meddling had killed Xiaoli's boyfriend, so the Difu was originally going to fire me. Fortunately, Xie Qiye tried his best to resist public opinion, blocked it for me in time, and personally led the souls of the two, and arranged a series of back roads for the two of them, and Old Man Cui also used his uncle's relationship to help me up and down, and finally helped me escape.

Although, I have also expressed strong protest against this.

"Isn't human life predestined?

The foreign Taoist priest looked at me with an expression of hatred for iron and steel, and said coldly: "How many times have you told you to look at the world from a scientific point of view, don't be so feudal and superstitious." Heavenly Dao is only responsible for maintaining balance, and if he can control everyone, why not set up all the people in the world to be good citizens who abide by the law, help each other, and love each other? Why are there so many rapes, prostitution, plunder, burning, killing, and looting?

I retorted in a whisper, "But, isn't it already ...... when the Grim Reaper comes."

Old Man Cui interjected with a disgusted expression: "Have you ever studied the history of the underworld seriously?"

With that, he snatched my iPad, opened the reading software, quickly flipped to the 1990s American history section, and threw it to me, "Now, see it yourself." ”

"On January 13, 1999, the souls of six passengers on Flight X were escaped by a low-level mistake by the American Soul Emissary. The authorities held an emergency meeting on this major incident and set up a special team to deal with the incident. China's supreme leader, King Yama, expressed strong concern and called Hades Todis for a three-hour meeting.

After that, the team sent the famous god of death to Tennatost, and with his disdainful efforts, the souls of those who escaped were finally recovered one by one. In order to salvage the reputation of the underworld, the special team sent public relations envoys to work with the human office to jointly study a set of the most appropriate aftermath treatment plan - the first-person perspective of the incident was adapted into the movie "Death is Coming", which greatly restored the crumbling image of the underworld and won unanimous praise from the Three Realms. Chinese spokesman Jizo said that China will also follow the West's scientific and advanced crisis management mechanism, strengthen internal reforms, and accelerate the pace of integration with international standards. ”

I was dumbfounded when I saw this.

It turns out that the staggering and bizarre deaths in "Death is Coming" have been carried out for a long time just because there is a character who is invisible to people, similar to black and white, who calculates you 24 hours a day, pulls out your wires from time to time, puts a lighter in your kettle, puts out the fire on your gas stove and so on. And those so-called events arranged by fate are just human beings who think they are brave and witty and are played behind the backs of those slightly evil tastes.

But think about it, if you are remembered by Xie Qiye, who can't see and still haunt the ghost, no one will be able to see the sun the next day.

It's just that, deeply sadly, the tall image of the series of movies I admire the most has collapsed in an instant at this moment.

However, despite this, I still struggled and asked, "But, why am I alone in the blame, aren't Diting and Goudaner also involved?"

Listening to Oba casually grilling the pork belly, he said, "I was barbecing at the time, and I didn't participate." ”

The foreign Taoist priest spread his hands and said, "I didn't call the phone, and I didn't call the person, so I don't know anything." Besides, I am a foreigner and my Chinese is not good. ”

The two co-authors had already begun to prevent accidents at that time, and I, a fool, still fantasized about staging the so-called human ghost love.

If I am careless in making friends, I can only blame myself for making friends.

Lao Cui sighed helplessly and said, "Human nature, I have been sinned, and I still have to take my friends into the water together." ”

I said in unison: "I don't have such friends!"

In short, this matter has come to an end, although I have been entangled by foreign Taoist priests because of this.

Because of the fall of the male No. 1, the foreign Taoist priest failed to get 100,000 yuan from the school for labor expenses, so he held a grudge against me and pestered me every day to share half of his losses and pay him back 50,000 yuan.

However, although I am a civil servant, I do not have any substantial income from the currency in circulation, and my own food and clothing are all problems, so where will I get the money to return to him.

"You can work in my shop, with a monthly salary of 2,000, including food and lodging, and half of the monthly income can be used to pay back the dogs. Lao Chen took the opportunity to fall into the well.

Forced into desperation, I could only agree to Lao Chen's request.

So, this scene appeared in front of me.

I sat alone in Lao Chen's shop, depressed.

And I've been in this state for a whole week.

Xiao Ran stopped being obsessed with finding his boyfriend the day after that incident, and willingly went to the underworld to report.

According to her words, if she reunites with her boyfriend, her boyfriend loves him so much, he will definitely die for her as desperately as a lame man, and she doesn't want to see her boyfriend die for her.

So it's better to be gone, so that at least he can live well in the world.

Even if I interjected 5 times in the middle, I emphasized that the male number one was not martyred, but fell from the building.

However, you know how stubborn the girl who lives in the romantic plot of the Korean drama can be, and she wishfully thinks that it is martyrdom.

Although I don't believe that an irresponsible young man who has escaped marriage can die for an immature love, looking at Xiao Ran's obsessive expression, I only smiled slightly in the end.

It is also a kind of beauty to be so obsessed with someone so persistently. I'd better not debunk it. Of course, it had nothing to do with the joy I felt in my heart that she could finally leave.

In short, no matter what, Xiao Ran was the first customer I sent away.

Xiao Ran's departure didn't bring any waves to everyone's lives, and the underworld only symbolically rewarded me with a thousand dark coins. Even though, I don't understand what exactly these dark coins do. Actually, I would like to exchange it for RMB.

I thought that after Xiao Ran left, my life would be much more peaceful, but at this time, it was not at all.

Occasionally, when I'm bored, I think of her.

When she was there, I hated her all day long for showing affection and nagging and annoying people, but when she left so abruptly, I felt as if something was missing in my life.

Lao Chen said, I just pretended to take advantage of Xiao Ran's departure to remember Xiao Li, who once nested in my arms like a kitten and made my deer bump around.

I don't want to defend either. Let the past pass.

The old pervert and the amnesiac brother have been following Lao Chen every day recently to learn how to cleanse themselves of their evil obstacles.

And the foreign Taoist priest agreed to the devil girl's appointment early today and went to the cinema to watch a horror movie together.

Although, I've always thought that the two of them are the least likely to be interested in horror films.

After all, the foreign Taoist deals with all kinds of demons and monsters every day, and he has been the only actor in horror movies since he was 4 years old.

And the devil girl is even more unnecessary. Because there's really nothing scarier than looking in the mirror every day and seeing her own face.

The two of them can do such a thing that challenges the lower limit of IQ, it can only say one thing - love.

Just as I was thinking wildly, the sound of the door opening interrupted my train of thought.

I looked up and saw a big fat man of more than 300 pounds of meat standing in front of me with a one-person bag on his back, panting.

"Hello, who are you here to show the funeral, do you want to buy paper, do you want to buy wreaths?"

The fat man was stunned when he heard this, and then shook his fingers with a gloomy face, and said in a girly voice: "Bah, what are you talking about, I'm here to do a happy event!"

"Happy event, then you are in the wrong place, we only sell white things. Are you going to marry someone?"

The fat man rolled his eyes at me, and said arrogantly: "Why are you so unable to speak? Who are you cursing? Lao Chen is not here, call Lao Chen out!"

I cursed him? He ran into the store on his own, and I didn't ask him if he wanted to do anything for nothing.

"Sorry, the owner went to the bathing center. Why don't you sit here and wait for him for a while?"

The fat man stood on tiptoe with difficulty, dragged a fat body and looked around, and after confirming that Lao Chen was not in the store, he walked straight to the inner room.

I shouted in the back, "Hey, big brother, I'm sorry, it's a private place in the back, you can't enter it at will." Hey, did you hear me?"

The fat man didn't hear it, pushed the door to himself, and walked into the inner room.

I hurried up to catch up.

I saw the fat man stop in the house, take out a huge bath tub from his bag, and then turn on the faucet, fill the basin with water, and drag up his clothes.

I hurriedly stepped forward to stop me, "Big brother, what are you doing here? I haven't called for service! Besides, I'm not good at this!"

The fat man glared at me, ignored me, stripped naked and got into the tub.

I was about to speak, but I saw the fat man spit out a glittering bead from his mouth, and then his legs began to gradually close together, as if they were a wagging fish tail.

The fat man handed me the beads and said, "Hurry up, add some water to the beads, I'm almost dried fish!"

Seeing that I didn't respond for a long time, the fat man impatiently cocked his fat orchid fingers, pointed at me and said, "Look at it, I haven't seen a mermaid!"