It's been two days since the Painted Skin incident ended.

Lao Cui and the two masters of black and white impermanence brought three apples and two pears today, and came to me to express their deep condolences. And gave me full affirmation of my good performance in this violent conflict incident and gave a reward of 5,000 yuan, of course, it is a dark coin.

Finally, on behalf of the prefectural government, I hope that I can make persistent efforts to bear in mind the indomitable spirit of the prefectural workers and the courage to fight against evil spirits in my future work, and carry forward the good image of the prefectural government.

I am grateful for all my actions, and I feel that I have found a good unit and organization that is considerate of my subordinates and has a spirit of humanistic care.

It wasn't until the afternoon that I found a box of imported cigars hidden in a drawer.

Me: "Old Cui, you old king!"

Xiao Wai learned the tone of the sketch and gloated: "I can't prevent it!"

The thirteenth princess stepped forward and patted me lightly on the back, "Forget it, isn't it just a pack of cigarettes, I'll buy you another pack when I go back." ”

Old pervert: "That's it, I've already smoked it secretly anyway, and he can't breathe anything out of it." ”

I was furious and rummaged around for my iPad.

Seeing this, the old pervert flew out in a puff of smoke.

The third prince hurriedly stopped me and said, "Brother Meng, don't be angry, isn't it just a pack of cigarettes." ”

Foreign Taoist: "Can you not be angry, that is the first gift he received from the opposite sex since he was a child." ”

Third Prince: "?"

Xiao Ai said angrily: "Isn't that what Qian Lanlan is?" ”

The third prince: "In this case, then I'll go to Qian Lanlan and ask her to give you another box." ”

The foreign Taoist priest looked at the third prince with a sympathetic expression: "No wonder you can't talk about a girlfriend." ”

I yelled at the foreign priest, "You have a girlfriend, right?

The foreign Taoist priest opened his mouth, but he couldn't refute it, so he had to carry the vegetable basket and go out reluctantly.

Originally, the job of buying groceries belonged to me. However, during the fierce battle, due to my extraordinary performance, I stood up alone to fight her for 300 rounds, and finally subdued her under the crotch...... Well, in the end, I let her run away, and I was out of the four-person sideshow.

On the contrary, because he accidentally injured his own people 7 times in that battle, he was voted the stupidest teammate in history. So, the glorious and arduous task of buying groceries fell on him.

At first, he refused. After all, when you go out to buy things with a foreigner's face, there is always the risk of being slaughtered as a fool. However, since yesterday after visiting the vegetable market, we unexpectedly found that those aunts and aunts always stuffed a few more potatoes and cucumbers with squinting eyes, we are more sure that this job belongs to him.

Of course, this also made the foreign Taoist pay the price of being secretly pinched 3 times and touching his chest 4 times.

However, for the sake of potatoes and cucumbers, what is the point of eating a small loss on the body, and there will be no loss of meat anyway.

Xiao Ai looked at me who was arrogant and invincible, and sighed: "I occasionally pretended to be a tiger, and I forgot that I was actually hellokitty!"

I raised my head and said proudly, "I only know that I defeated the painted skin." ”

Xiao Ai: "That's because she doesn't know that you are a parallel import." ”

Me: "Why am I a parallel import? Don't you see that I was invulnerable and invincible at that time?"

Xiao Ai: "The spirit of the king?" At best, it's a scumbag that is immune to spell attacks, but has a negative physical defense. ”

Me: "Spell attack immunity isn't a cow......?"

Xiao Ai: "Come on, if it wasn't her nails that stretched out at that time, but a knife, you would be a black and white photo frame now." You have to be careful lately, the painted nails are a sharp weapon for her hard work, and now that you have broken such a big cultivation, she will definitely come back to you for revenge. ”

Me: "Xie Qiye said just now, they have their support for me." ”

Xiao Ai: "His own affairs are all in trouble, and he will support you." ”

Me: "What's the matter?"

Xiao Ai: "Er, this...... Let's go back, go back. ”

Seeing Xiao Ai prevaricating me again, I couldn't help frowning.

In fact, the first time I saw him, he said that sentence inexplicably, and I vaguely felt that something was wrong. And Xiao Ai's repeated desire to speak again and again only aggravated my suspicions.

It's just because I'm originally a person who doesn't want to think and is afraid of things, and I've been the type to get by since I was a child, and I've never broken the consciousness of asking the end of the casserole, otherwise I wouldn't have been admitted to just one pheasant university. Er, it's far away.

In short, the way I have always dealt with such problems is that you don't talk about it, and I don't ask.

But at this moment, I remembered the phrase "I'll be back." "I felt a sense of urgency that danger would come at all times.

So I had to break this casserole this time, regardless of whether he was spicy or three fresh, in short, I had to take a look at the ingredients at the bottom of the pot.

I took a deep breath and said seriously to Xiao Ai, "What are you hiding from me?"

Xiao Ai was stunned when he saw that I was so serious for the first time, and then sighed and said, "Okay, actually, ......"

Suddenly, a phone call interrupted Xiao Ai's words, "The old wolf wants to eat chickens, and the old wolf wants to eat chickens." ”

I picked up the phone, and a sweet voice came from the other end.

"Brother Meng!"

"You are?"

"I'm Lan Lan!"

"Oh, what's the matter?"

"Can't I call you if it's okay?"

"Yes, I just didn't expect you, a young lady, to think of a small person like me. ”

"Don't hurt me, where are you now?"

"Where else can it be, it's in the store, what's the matter? ”

"It's okay, just thank you for saving me last time, so I invited you to dinner. Thirty minutes later, we'll see you at the Departure Plaza. After that, he hung up the phone without waiting for me to respond.

Yes, this young grandmother is really resolute.

I said to Xiao Ai, "Actually, you can say anything." ”

Xiao Ai said angrily: "Go and ask your Lanlan!"

I muttered in a low voice: "This is Qian Lanlan, not Mao Lilan, what kind of flying vinegar do you eat." ”

Xiao Ai was furious: "Don't put gold on your face, you think you are Conan?"

In desperation, I had to stop asking, pack up, and rush to Qian Lanlan's appointment.

After waiting for about forty minutes in Qihang Square, Qian Lanlan was late. Said to me apologetically: "I'm sorry Brother Meng, the teacher dragged the class, and I was annoyed." ”

Me: "You're still in school?"

Qian Lanlan: "Yes, it's the third year of high school this year, what's wrong?" said that, he grabbed my arm, "Let's go, I invite you to dinner today, thank you for saving your life." ”

Qian Lanlan took me to a restaurant called Fangcaoju, and after ordering a bunch of dishes at random, she blinked her eyes and asked with a look of adoration:

"Brother Meng, are you a legendary urban immortal cultivator?"

Me: "You've read too many novels, right?" ”

Qian Lanlan smiled: "Don't lie to me, I saw with my own eyes that you defeated that sister who practiced the Nine Yin White Bone Claw." ”

Me: "What Nine Yin White Bone Claws, don't talk nonsense." ”

Qian Lanlan playfully stuck out her tongue and said, "I know, are you hiding in the city, don't worry, I will keep it secret." ”

I said helplessly: "Keep your head, children in the third year of high school should study hard, you know?"

Qian Lanlan replied, "I'm in the top ten of our grade." ”

Me: "Can you be complacent in the top ten?" I think I was ...... back then. Ouch, what kind of food do you order? That's what you rich people eat?"

Qian Lanlan was puzzled: "What's wrong?"

I pulled those dishes for a long time, and it took a lot of effort, but I didn't find a piece of meat.

"What about meat? How can you eat it without a single piece of meat?"

Qian Lanlan: "I'm sorry, since I saw that sister drop the intestines of the policeman's brother two days ago, I feel sick to my stomach when I see meat." After saying that, he remembered the scene again, so he covered his chest with an expression of wanting to vomit.

I said helplessly: "You girls are really hypocritical. ”

Qian Lanlan: "Besides, this is Fangcaoju, just by looking at the name, you know that it only sells vegetarian food." ”

I was surprised: "Only sell vegetarian food? Who opened this? If there is no meat, it is called a restaurant, and this is not to be compensated." ”

Qian Lanlan rolled her eyes and said, "My family." ”

Well, I said the wrong thing again. If you say too much, you will lose, and the ancients did not deceive me.

So, I had no choice but to stop talking and obediently sit on the side and play with chopsticks.

Qian Lanlan happily ate while asking me all kinds of strange questions.

"Why doesn't that brother die if his heart is gouged out?"

"Illusions, hallucinations, all illusions. ”

"And that foreigner, why can you let those pieces of paper fly all over the sky?"

"What foreigner?"

"It's the one who held the peachwood sword and was killed by the Nine Yin White Bone Claw. ”

"Oh, you said dogs, right? ”

After Qian Lanlan heard this name, she covered her mouth happily and smiled. It wasn't until the surrounding diners cast strange glances that they stopped.

I asked helplessly, "Is it so funny?"

Qian Lanlan: "Such a handsome foreigner, isn't it funny to have such a dirty name?" After that, she asked excitedly: "And you, why are you so powerful but you don't do it all the time, and you have to watch them be beaten miserably before you come out to help?"

I raised my head, lit a cigarette, and said flutteringly: "Wang Fang, it is always necessary to use it at a critical moment. ”

Qian Lanlan's eyes lit up, and she looked at me with an adoring expression.

The waiter came up to me and said, "I'm sorry sir, you can't smoke here." ”

After dinner, Qian Lanlan and I walked around the square together.

For Qian Lanlan's strange and various problems, I prevaricated one by one.

Eventually, the little girl saw that she couldn't pry anything out of my mouth, so she had to pout.

After shopping for more than half an hour, Qian Lanlan looked at her watch and said, "Oh, it's not too early, it's time for me to go home." With that, he held out his hand to me, "It's an honor to meet you." ”

I also stretched out my hand, shook her hand, and said, "It's me who should be honored, after all, I'm just a dick, and you're a standard white rich beauty." ”

Qian Lanlan was stunned for a moment when she heard this, and then laughed brightly. "By the way, remember to come tomorrow afternoon to help me with the parent-teacher conference. ”

Me: "?"

Qian Lanlan: "I have already invited you to dinner and bribed you just now!"

Me: "Isn't that as a thank you?"

Qian Lanlan smiled mischievously: "Oh, it's all the same." ”

I scratched my head: "But I didn't eat either, did I." ”

Qian Lanlan: "Then I don't care, tomorrow at 5 o'clock in the afternoon, at the gate of the No. 1 Middle School in the city, see you or leave!" After that, ignoring my shouts, she turned around and disappeared into the crowd.