Chapter 2 Successful Entry
"Ah~ah~ (It's you, it's you, it's you who made me like this.) She used her fat hand to hold his hand with all her might. Xiaoxian remembered that it was because he met him that he became like this.
Beining scratched his head, thought for a moment, and replied, "It should be, but you yourself agreed." He withdrew his hand.
Then he played with himself in the room, and Beining's hand was really cheap, bumping in the east and bumping in the west, not letting go of anything, just wanting to touch it.
"Ahh
"I told you that I am an immortal, of course I can understand. You don't have to speak, I can know if you're meditating in your mind. ”
"Ahh
"Strictly speaking, it's not mind reading, you signed a contract with me, I'm sure I can understand it. ”
"Ahh
"That's the contract, look at your arm. He pointed to Xiao Xiande's arm again, and there was a word like this on it.
"Ahh She tilted her head to look at him, her eyes were fixed on him, it wasn't that she was pretending to be innocent, she was really innocent.
He waved his hand and said, "That's not the point, the point is that you're like this now, and you've signed a contract with me." ”
"You are using strong words, I obviously didn't agree to say that I agreed, I obviously didn't know anything, so I signed a contract inexplicably, and then it became like this. ”
"Why don't you believe it, show you. He snapped his fingers, and a picture appeared before her. It's a picture of Xiaoxian and him on the rooftop.
"Do you want to cultivate immortals?"
"Yes. ”
The picture is gone here.
"Look, you promised!" said Beining confidently.
At this time, there were 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping in her heart, "Qi's liver hurts, is it obvious that she was choked by saliva, okay, and I also made it clear in the following words, are you selectively deaf?"
Xiaoxian gave him a big roll of the eyes, although he was reluctant, but the truth was already so, and he could only accept it.
He just seemed to say that he didn't have to open his mouth to think that he could hear it, and Xiaoxian tried.
'Can you hear me?' she asked tentatively.
'Yes. ’
'Oh yes, that's amazing. He smiled and did not speak.
'Can I ask you a few questions?' the fairy had a lot of questions in her mind.
You ask. He went away again and went to look for something to play with.
'Who are you???
'Why do you have so many questions?' I am an immortal, just call me Beining, or call me Xiaobei or Xiaoning. ’
'Xiaobei?Xiaoning?' This name matches the appearance of your old man, and you are embarrassed to say it?" he walked over and touched his face.
It's not what I used to be, and I thought it would be more convincing, and I became like that. ’
'When you were on the rooftop, you seemed to want to know the perverts, where did the persuasion come from?
I think it's pretty good, don't you still like me and say you're going to marry me. ’
That's fake, I'm kidding. ’
But I took it seriously. She looked at him, and he looked at her.
A picture appeared in Xiaoxian's mind.
As the wedding celebrant slowly walked to the center of the stage, everyone's eyes were focused on the stage.
"Ladies and gentlemen, good afternoon. Today is a great day for the two newlyweds, and everyone is welcome to come to the scene to witness their beautiful love. "Okay!!" The people below said yes in unison.
"Now, let us have the bridegroom. Instant applause thundered, and I saw the groom walking up to the stage, dressed in a suit and leather shoes, which looked difficult and beautiful. "Next up is our beautiful bride. The applause that followed was still warm, and I saw the bride's father, the princess, hugging the beautiful bride on the stage. The bride and groom are side by side.
The host said to the bridegroom, "May I ask the bridegroom, would you like to be married to this woman, whether she is poor or rich, sick or healthy, or for any other reason, to love her, to take care of her, to respect her, to accept her, and to be faithful to her forever until the end of life." ”
"I do"
The host said to the bride: "Will you be your husband and wife with this man, whether it is poor or rich, whether sick or healthy, or for any other reason, to love him, to take care of him, to respect him, to accept him, and to be faithful to him forever until the end of life." ”
...... Silent
The host was stunned for a moment: "Okay, then may I ask the groom what to say to the bride?" The host handed the microphone to the groom. "Nope. The bridegroom handed it back.
"Does the bride have anything to say to the groom?"
...... Still silent
The host was a little embarrassed at this time, and immediately reacted: "No, yes, okay." Then let's ask the flower girl to give her a wedding ring. At this time, the music sounded, and two cute little flower girls came over with flower baskets and stood next to the bride and groom. The flower girl puts down the basket and takes the ring box out of the basket. "The bride and groom exchange rings. ”
The bridegroom took the ring on the bride's hand, and then took the ring from another box and brought it on his hand. "Well, I declare that you two are officially married. There was another round of applause. "Now the groom can kiss the bride. And he saw the bridegroom's face drawing nearer and nearer.
"Slap !!" Xiaoxian used all her strength with her fat hand to slap herself hard.
"Why are you beating yourself?" Xiaobei was frightened by this slap.
If Xiaoxian doesn't beat herself, the next thing is a perverted picture, how can there be an old man wearing a suit, a baby wearing a wedding dress? and kissing each other, asking for blood, okay? There is such a thought, it's a sin, a sin.
Seeing that Xiaoxian didn't react, he pushed her with his hand: 'Hey, what are you doing?'
'Nothing, nothing, by the way, you haven't told me where this is. He couldn't let him discover this humiliating thought, so quickly change the subject.
You don't think it's familiar. He pointed to the facilities in the room. It's familiar, but I didn't remember it for a while. 'This is my hometown?' I only moved away when I was 8 years old. I'm not sure, after all, it's been more than 10 years. ’
This is your hometown, and you are now the equivalent of being born again, starting over. ’
"Isn't cultivating immortals just passing on their skills and practicing spells, why should I be reborn?"
'Cultivating immortals is not so simple, of course, it doesn't mean that all people cultivating immortals must be reborn, maybe only 1 in 100 people will start over, you who are reborn here, your spiritual power will be more pure, and you who are reborn are now equivalent to a blank sheet of paper, there will not be too much psychological burden, and you can avoid a lot of people or things that disturb your mind, and you also have more time to improve yourself. Moreover, those who are reborn have the opportunity to serve in the Heavenly Court. We are like a secret organization in the mortal world, we are mainly to help the mortal world solve some strange things, including helping the newly cultivated demons to integrate into the crowd, and take care of them, protect them from the harm of humans, and not harm humans. It's as simple as that. When he finished speaking in one breath, he was afraid that he would turn his back on him.
The fairy rolled her eyes, then stared at him, "Do you want some water?" "By the way, have you ever thought that if you do a random spell on the rooftop, I might believe it.'" ’
He scratched his head, still a little embarrassed, "I have been an immortal for hundreds of years, the first time I went down to earth, and the first time I signed a contract with someone else, it is already very good that I can talk to you." "By the way, your name is Hua Xiaoxian, right?'" I'll call you Xiaoxian from now on. ’
'How do you know I have a name?'
'Your birth certificate says it on it, I just turned it over. ’
You're really welcome, turn everything. ’
There was a "bang" and a noise was heard outside the room, followed by the sound of talking. Xiaobei hurriedly put down the things in his hand, "I have to go, goodbye" disappeared as soon as the smoke slipped, and before a minute came out, he came back, "By the way, the imprints on our arms can be connected with each other, look for me when you need it, goodbye." ’
'So what am I going to do now?' no response, and he ran again.
The two of them had just arrived at the door of the room, and the sound just now was made when they put their things down.
The man was holding a lot of children's toys, diapers, and clothes in his hands.
The girl had a large box in her hand. The girl put down the things in her hand: "I'm so tired, I can't walk." The boy hurriedly put down the things in his hand and helped the girl to sit on the stairs next to him: "Wife, tell me about you, you just gave birth a few days ago, and you can't rest at home, so you have to go out with me to buy things." If you are at home, you will not listen. ”
The girl shook her hand, rubbed her arms, and rubbed her legs, "Then I can't be idle alone, my mother-in-law is watching Xiaoxian at home, and besides, I haven't been out for a long time." ”
"You really can't help it, you just sit here for a while, I'll move the things up first, and I'll pick you up later." ”
"Okay. The girl smiled stupidly, and the boy laughed too.
He put all his things in the living room, didn't make the slightest gesture to look at the bedroom, and then went to help the girl upstairs. Helping the girl to the sofa in the living room, he began to tidy up the pile of things in the place.
They are Xiaoxian's parents and I seem to have forgotten them.
The girl continued to rub her legs, and suddenly seemed to remember something.
"Husband, what about Mom, why aren't you at home?" the boy squatted on the ground and shouted several times, "Mom, Mom, are you home?" No one responded, he stood up and searched, and then went to their bedroom, only to find that I was still lying on the bed, my eyes wide open, just staring at him.
I didn't know how to react, so I smiled awkwardly. "Wife, my daughter woke up, and she was still smiling at me. ”
The girl's eyes lit up: "Really?" Xiaoxian's father walked to the living room excitedly, "Hurry up, you can take a look." Hurriedly helped her mother to come in, and there was one standing on the side of the crib, which made her a little overwhelmed, and smiled subconsciously.
The two of them laughed unconsciously, she reached out and clasped her fist, and said happily: "Xiaoxian is awake, so good, do you miss your mother?"
Dad was at a loss for a moment, and slowly picked her up, Xiaoxian could even feel his hands trembling. "What's wrong with Xiaoxian? Did you wake up and didn't see anyone, so you're sad? It's okay, it's okay, Mom and Dad are here. There was a sudden tingling in her heart, Xiaoxian had been disobedient before, making them angry and arguing with them.
Even before there was a period of dislike for her parents, so that they were heartbroken for her, and when Xiaoxian was 20 years old, she suddenly woke up to the fact that they had always loved Xiaoxian, but she had never been sensible, and she was reborn before she had time to honor them. It just so happened that this time, Xiaoxian secretly swore in her heart, 'I must be obedient and stop letting them worry about it.' ’
The content is fictitious, and if there is any similarity, it is purely coincidental