Chapter 3 This little north is really a pit
Around 10 o'clock, the sun was still quite big, and the sun was even a little dazzling.
There was a man sitting on the fence on the edge of the rooftop, his feet dangling, and he was very happy.
She looked only sixteen or seventeen years old, childish, and if she was to describe him as cute and handsome, cuteness seemed more appropriate.
He is Xiaobei, the Beining who has not changed his appearance.
"Where am I going now, the contract is complete. Xiaoxian's parents are at home, and I can't go to her, where can I go?" he muttered to himself.
He blocked the sunlight with his hand, looked at the sky, and thought.
"Gollum," his stomach cried out hungrily, and he looked down at it, touching it, licking his lips.
"No matter, since I became an immortal, I haven't left the sky, and I finally came down once, I want to seize the opportunity and have a good time. As soon as the words fell, Xiaobei jumped off the fence and landed firmly on the ground from the roof of the 6th floor.
"It's over, I've forgotten that you can't use spells. He nervously looked left and right, but fortunately the neighborhood was relatively remote and there were no people. "It's good that no one saw it, so hurry up. "After a while, it was gone.
As soon as I slipped through the smoke, I ran to the downtown area, and such a street was delicious.
The shouts of various shops came and went.
"Steamed buns, steamed buns, soy milk, corn buns, very delicious. "Stinky tofu stinky tofu smells stinky and tastes good." "Roasted sweet potatoes, fragrant sweet potatoes. ”......
He looked at so many delicious foods that he didn't know which one to start eating for a while.
He snorted hard, and immediately choked on the pungent smell of stinky tofu, "What kind ......of smell is this?"
None of the shops overshadowed the smell of stinky tofu.
"It smells bad, it tastes good? Is this true? Will anyone eat this thing?" Although Xiaobei said this, his footsteps were getting closer and closer to the stinky tofu stall, he looked at the people who were eating stinky tofu in the store, and the food tasted with relish, which made his heart itch and wanted to taste it.
He walked into the shop, "Boss, can you give me a bowl of this?" The boss was so busy with his work that he didn't even look at him, "What?"
"That's it. Xiaobei pointed to the stinky tofu that was being fried. The boss glanced at him, and then at the stinky tofu he was pointing to.
"Okay, do you want a small or large portion of stinky tofu?" he swallowed unconsciously as his eyes were still staring at the stinky tofu in someone else's bowl.
The boss stared at Xiaobei, "Hey, do you want a large or small portion of stinky tofu?"
He came back to his senses, "Ahh ”
"Okay, the big portions are good right away, you can find a seat first. ”
After saying that, the work in hand began to get busy again.
Xiaobei looked and found a place to sit down, he was very curious about the decoration and equipment in the store, looking left and right, just like a child.
"Boss, how much do we have here?" One of the people sitting next to me called out to the boss, and the other person swiped his phone, and the boss glanced at it, "You have a total of 12 yuan there." The person who called the boss got up and took out his mobile phone, "Di, WeChat payment has arrived, 12 yuan." ”
They paid and left, and his mind was full of doubts.
He didn't have a cell phone, he never used it, and although there were heavenly lessons that taught him something about the mortal world, he didn't remember anything about it.
The boss brought the stinky tofu to his table, wiped his hands on his apron, and turned to get busy again.
Xiaobei looked carefully at the stinky tofu, "This looks average, smell it, slightly, it stinks." ”
Xiaobei didn't lower his voice when he spoke, he was heard by the boss, the boss glanced at him, and it happened to meet Xiaobei's eyes, the boss gave him a blank look, how could anyone talk like this.
He lowered his head in embarrassment, picked up the chopsticks, and pinched a piece, hesitating, and a little disgusted, but he bought everything he bought and couldn't waste it.
Xiaobei sent stinky tofu to his mouth, and the expression of death was still like home one second, and he was conquered by the deliciousness of stinky tofu the next second.
"Wow, it's delicious. ”
Hurriedly solved the remaining stinky tofu one by one, and the boss smiled happily when he saw him eating.
After a while, the stinky tofu was completely solved by him, and there was no soup left.
Satisfied, just about to leave, Xiaobei took out his pocket, and then he realized that he had no money, and when he came out, he didn't pack his own things, all of them were prepared for him by Ruoxiao Shangxian, and the clothes were all Ruoxiao Shangxian's.
He thought about it, as if he had a little impression of mortal money, and with the help of his memory, he changed a few hundred with his bare hands.
"Boss, how much is it?"
"6 bucks. Xiaobei handed a 100 to the boss, and the boss took it and immediately noticed that it was fake money.
But he was not in a hurry to expose him, and then the boss said, "Let's change it, young man." ”
The boss thought to himself, 'Maybe Xiaobei got it wrong, it's no problem to change it.' ’
Xiaobei took the money and changed it to the boss. The boss looked like this, and the boss left the fake money.
"Young man, that's right, you're lucky today, buy one and get an extra one, I'll make you another one, you sit down first. ”
Xiaobei's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly nodded in agreement. "Really? Okay, okay. ”
After the boss saw Xiaobei sitting in the position, he took out his mobile phone with his back to him, dialed the police number, and after connecting, he hurriedly and carefully said: "Comrade police, someone in my store is using counterfeit money, I have calmed him down, please come over immediately." The address is at the stinky tofu stall on Liao Street. ”
At this time, Xiaobei was still reminiscing about the taste of stinky tofu, and he didn't realize the seriousness of the problem at all.
After a while, the stinky tofu was served, and he had just eaten a piece when the police arrived, and a total of 4 policemen came, and the boss hurriedly pointed to Xiaobei and said, "Comrade policeman, it's him, he uses counterfeit money." Xiaobei looked up at the boss and looked at them with a puzzled expression.
The policeman walked up to Xiaobei, "This classmate, please accept our inspection." Xiaobei didn't know what was going on, and nodded subconsciously.
Another policeman came over and searched Xiaobei and found the counterfeit bills.
The policeman shook the counterfeit money in front of Xiaobei, "Do you know what this is?" Xiaobei hurriedly explained: "Money, this is money." ”
The policeman said very seriously: "It's money, but it's counterfeit money, take it away from me." The two policemen next to him set up Xiaobei.
He hurriedly tried to break free, "What are you doing? ”
The two policemen did not panic at all, "Be honest with me, it is illegal to use counterfeit money, and we have the right to take you away." "The two policemen kept the little north frame to death, and they didn't let go until they got into the car. Xiaobei loosened his shoulders and muttered, "Why are you so fierce?" ”
When they arrived at the police station, Xiaobei was taken into the interrogation room by them.
A policeman who took the lead, that is, Officer Zheng, sat opposite Xiaobei, and there was a policeman Zhou next to him, making notes.
"Name, age?"
"My name is Bac Ninh and I am 416 years old. ”
Police Officer Zheng slapped the table fiercely: "How many? 416 years old, you have become an immortal." Always explain, how old is it. ”
"I'm 416 years old, I'm an immortal. Xiaobei muttered.
"What did you say?"
"No, nothing, I'm 16 years old. ”
"Honestly, where did the counterfeit money come from?"
"That's my own. ”
"How could you be a counterfeit yourself, and frankly, you can deal with it lightly. ”
"That's really mine. ”
"Nonsense. You're here to do some introspection. ”
Police Officer Zheng didn't say anything more, and beckoned another policeman to walk out. He beckoned another little policeman to come over: "Xiaoyu, see if you can contact his family, Bac Ninh, 16 years old." Get in touch and let me know. ”
Officer Xiaoyu hurriedly agreed: "Okay." After watching the two policemen leave, he hurriedly took out his mobile phone and dialed it.
After a while, Ruoxiao hurried over.
saw Xiao Yu and glanced at him, Xiao Yu motioned to him, Xiao Bei was in that room. Ruo Xiao glanced at it and nodded. I went to find Officer Zheng, and after finding Officer Zheng, I took the officer's hand and showed goodwill: "The officer is really sorry, he is my brother, I heard that he used counterfeit money, right?"
Officer Zheng looked at it carefully: "Yes, he used counterfeit banknotes, and when I asked him where he came from, he couldn't tell why." But using counterfeit banknotes is still against the law, and he is not yet 18 years old, so the guardian is also jointly and severally liable. ”
"I'm really sorry, he basically doesn't go out by himself, those who buy things either use a mobile phone, or are housekeepers to give money, he has almost never seen it, that counterfeit banknote was received by mistake when our family was doing business, in order to remind the family, so put it in an obvious place, he went out privately today, thinking it was real and took it away. I'm sorry for the inconvenience. ”
Ruo Bi respectfully said to the officer, "Officer, you see that he is a first-time offender, let him go." I'll get a good education when I get home. ”
The police officer saw that Ruoxiao's attitude was okay and was more satisfied: "It's okay, after all, the money hasn't been spent, you must educate well when you go back, and you can't have a second time." ”
Ruo Xiao bowed a few times and hurriedly agreed: "Definitely, definitely." ”
The officer waved his hand: "Take it away, the counterfeit banknotes must be left and destroyed." ”
"Okay. Then thank you, officer. Ruo Xiao entered the room and took Xiaobei out, pulled Xiaobei and bowed to the police officer a few times, and then left without looking back.
"Sit down for me, why don't you have a long memory? If Hai'an Shangxian knew about this, he would have to clean you up. Ruo Xiao said solemnly: "Forget it, you won't listen to what you say, by the way, has your contract been concluded?"
"It's done, but her parents are at home, so I didn't go to her. ”
"Where's the contract?"
"It should be done!"
"What do you mean?" Ruo Xiao looked at Xiao Bei with a puzzled expression.
A picture appeared in Xiaobei's head, when he and Xiaoxian were on the rooftop.
He held the wooden sign high, attracting a heavenly thunder and slashing towards Xiao Xian, who was instantly scorched black. "Oh, this is called a charred outside and tender inside. ”
Xiaobei turned around and wanted to leave, just took a step out. Suddenly patted his head: "It's miserable, I forgot to sign a contract with her, is it too late now?"
He cautiously walked to her side, squatted down, flipped through with his hand in disgust, found her palm, took out a knife, and cut a cut.
He cut a cut in his own hand, dripping blood into her wound.
Xiaobei closed his eyes and waited for the mark to appear, but found that there was no response.
"Wrong? Did you drip her blood into my wound?" he dripped the fairy's blood into his own wound again, and after a while, there was still no response.
He scratched his head, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "I brought the manual, why did I forget it." ”
Xiaobei waved his hand, and a piece of paper appeared in his hand out of thin air, with the words on it, 'Instructions for concluding a contract'.
Xiaobei sat down beside her, opened it and looked at it, and read it out word by word: "The method of concluding the contract, the conclusion of the contract requires the consent of both parties, and both parties need to sign the contract, the method of signing the contract contract, drop the blood of both parties on the contract, and it can be completed, and after five minutes, the mark will appear." ”
"Contract, what contract? When I came out, Ruo Xiao only gave me a small wooden card. ”
Xiaobei took out the wooden sign and looked at it, and there were four big words on the back of the contract. "That's it? I'll try. ”
He dripped his own blood into it, the wooden card flashed a red light, he dripped Xiaoxian's blood onto the wooden card, and flashed a red light, the two drops of blood fused on the wooden card, emitting a golden light, Xiaobei's eyes couldn't be opened, and when the light disappeared, the names of two people appeared on the wooden card.
After a while, the mark also appeared on Xiaobei's arm.
The instructions state that the appearance of the imprint indicates that the contract has been successfully concluded. He glanced at the arm in his hand, and then glanced at the instructions, and then he saw a line of small words: "Precautions: There is only one way to conclude a contract, and if you mistakenly drip blood directly into your body, you will bear the consequences." ’
Xiaobei was stunned, looked at the wound on his palm, and then at Xiaoxian's wound. He shook his head: "Forget it, it's all done." It can't be poured out. Anyway, the contract has already been signed. Xiaobei turned around and disappeared.
"What do you mean?What do you mean by should, have you done it?" Ruo Xiao pushed Xiao Bei, who was stunned.
"Ahh Xiaobei handed the wooden card to Ruoxiao, Ruoxiao looked at it, there was no problem, and put it away.
"It's good that the contract is fine. That's it. Next time, you have to remember not to use spells in the mortal world lightly, and to cause less trouble. "Ruo Xiao is like an old mother, breaking her heart for Xiaobei.
"Got it, hehe. He smiled at Ruoxiao, and Ruoxiao also smiled at him dotingly.
The content is fictitious, and if there is any similarity, it is purely coincidental