Chapter 100 The Art of Bondage
Amnesia brother, formerly known as Zhang Amnesia, doom ...... Righteousness. Shi is the awe-inspiring Shi of righteousness, and righteousness is the righteousness of giving grace to repay it, yes, that's it.
Judging from the information given to me by Fu Ye, the experience of Brother Amnesia is completely comparable to Hong Kong and Taiwan movies.
Born in the mainland, he once met the young gang leader of a certain force in Taiwan by chance, although this opportunity was a bit embarrassing.
On a normal night, the young gang leader took three or two younger brothers to have fun in a bar in a certain city, but he preferred to die and hooked up with a local snake woman.
In this way, the story of dog blood was staged.
When a certain force in Taiwan was about to face the dilemma of cutting off children and grandchildren and having no successors, Brother Amnesia stepped forward and saved the life of the young gang leader with one enemy and seven enemies.
So, just like that, Brother Amnesia walked into this gang that only appears on movie screens and began a legendary life.
With the care of the young gang leader, coupled with the hand that is not lost to the foreign Taoist priest at all, Brother Amnesia soon made a name for himself in the gang, won the title of "Double Flower Red Stick" for two consecutive years, and gradually entered the core of this power gang.
However, Brother Amnesia does not have a good fate like a pheasant, he can sleep with a woman and be promoted.
Although the airborne troops like Brother Amnesia are very favored by the few gang leaders, they also make those who are deeply rooted in Taiwan and climb up step by step.
After all, as serious underworld elements, they are all conscientious, hard-working, greedy for darkness, and climb up from their younger brothers step by step.
But this little brother is good, just because he kept a small sausage that is less than ten centimeters, he has since opened the plug-in and made steady progress in a few months, so that those of them who have been working for several years or even decades have to nod their heads and bow, and no one will feel very comfortable in their hearts.
As a result, some people had bad intentions and took advantage of the amnesiac brother to come to X City on a business trip, and made a black hand on him.
"Okay, that's how it happened, don't embarrass Luoya Sun, he is a cowardly person, and in order to hide from you, he has already run away to Ethiopia to find his little wife. ”
I laughed and said, "Am I that scary?"
Fu Ye swallowed his saliva and said, "This, there really is." Since that night, three of you have been so frightened by you that you have run away, and five have turned themselves in. ”
Xiao Ai got up from the table, picked up the teapot and refilled a cup for herself, and then said, "So you are still old-fashioned and relaxed, and you are not afraid of us squirting?"
Fu Ye waved his hand and replied with a smile: "Don't say that, I have already been good." ”
Me: "Congliang?"
Fu Ye: "Really! Since the last incident, I have changed my mind and transformed this place into a teahouse!"
Me: "It's like it wasn't a teahouse before." ”
Fu Ye: "No, no, no, I didn't mean that, you also know the teahouse before, so you live by being abducted and abducted." But now, we are no longer a black shop, these teas are all purchased by me in the south, and every pot of tea is conscience tea!", as if afraid that we would not believe it, he hurriedly took out his mobile phone and explained to us: "Look, our wifi here no longer needs to enter the password!"
Me: "......"
"However, although you are powerful, but that Taiwan force will be born in the future..... No, Xiao Meng...... That one..... Brother Meng, it's not Fu Ye, I rely on the old and sell the old, this force is really not something that a little gangster like us can chew on. So, you might as well leave it at that. Fu Ye picked up the steaming teacup on the table, took it in his hand and said while tasting it.
The foreign Taoist priest said angrily: "You don't have to worry about this, it's just a small gang, and it's not in the eyes of this Taoist master." ”
Fu Ye nodded again and again in acknowledgement: "I know, I know, you are not ordinary people, but ......"
Me: "Master Fu, you think too highly of us, we are ordinary people. ”
Fu Ye waved his hand again and again: "Don't fool me, let's not talk about us people, just talk about the dignified Ye family's young proprietor, Ye Liangchen, who can be tied up by you and thrown on the pedestrian street, and the other party can only be treated as a dumb person and eat Yellow Lotus, and he generally doesn't dare to settle accounts with you, from this point of view, Fu Ye, I know that my brothers are not ordinary people." ”
I scratched my head and helplessly explained to him, "That..... I said we didn't do that, do you believe it?"
Fu Ye laughed, and replied with a knowing look: "I know, I know, it's human nature that you don't admit it." After all, although this is a way to relieve hatred, it really does not conform to the rules of the road, and it is a little ......" Speaking of this, Fu Ye knew that he had said the wrong thing, closed his mouth suddenly, and looked at us with an embarrassed face.
I smiled and waved my hand for him to continue.
Fu Ye settled down, seeing that we didn't mean to investigate, so he had to bite the bullet and continue: "Actually, what you did was indeed a little damaged, stripping a big man naked, and then tying him up in such a peculiar posture, and throwing it in a crowded place, it is really not a man's style, if you want me to say, instead of this, it is better to slaughter it directly, and come happily." ”
Xiao Ai pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "Why do you have to have a manly style? Who said that it was a man who tied him up?"
Fu Ye frowned and looked at Xiao Ai, and asked suspiciously, "Who is this little girl?"
Xiao Wai said angrily: "What's the matter? I don't know my aunt and grandmother so soon? The last time a group of you were cut, my aunt and grandmother were present, do you treat me as air?"
I was speechless and said, "Don't talk nonsense, the last time I saw Fu Ye, you were really air." ”
I remember the last time we made a big fuss in Fumanlou, when the third prince and the foreign Taoist priest showed their might and beat the gangsters in the teahouse, Xiao Wai had not yet transformed into a human form, and at that time, she was just an invisible gas.
Alas, the past is unbearable, and I would rather mourn that it is still just air.
In this way, Qian Lanlan will not misunderstand me, and the lame man will not treat me as the number one rival every day.
The most important thing is that I won't suffer from insomnia because of tossing and turning all night and not being able to sleep at night, which will cause endocrine disorders, so many acne on my face, so I will lose my appearance and can't find a girlfriend.
Just imagine, a 100% otaku man who has been influenced by the anime of the island country since he was a child, when he encounters an innocent Lori girl like Xiao Ai who shares the same bed, who can sit still and be a humble gentleman?
However, when I thought of this girl who wore my big shirt all day long, lying on my sheets drooling and showing off her long legs, and those hellokitty, Snoopy and other cute little Nene girls, she was actually a black person with thousands of years of history, and she didn't complain about the unhappy aura, so I had to sigh and hide in the toilet to quietly soothe my angry birds.
After all, I'm not a teddy, and I can't do it every day - air.
It's far away, let's continue to talk about amnesia, doom...... Let's continue to discuss Ye Liangchen's Shake M Cosplay (cosplay) incident.
Fu Ye looked at Xiao Ai and asked with a shocked expression: "Could it be that Ye Shao's five-flower tie is from this girl's hand?"
Xiao Ai stuck out her tongue and said with a smile: "That kind of low-level binding method, I don't need my aunt and grandmother to make a move." After that, he took out his mobile phone, flipped through a few photos and said, "See, my aunt and grandmother want to tie it, at least it has to be tied like this!"
Fu Ye stared at Xiao Ai's mobile phone, and his eyes were about to fall out.
I saw that with Xiao Ai's flipping, photos of fancy bondage that can only be seen in anime appeared on the screen, and Fu Ye swallowed his saliva when he watched it.
Five minutes later, Xiao Wai ignored Fu Ye's unfinished intentions, put away his mobile phone triumphantly, and smiled at Fu Ye: "See clearly, I don't care about that entry-level tying method!"
Fu Ye swallowed his saliva and said to Xiao Wailing: "I didn't expect that at a young age, the taste is really not light!"
Xiao Ai pretended to be shy, pointed at me, and said, "It's not taught by Brother Meng." ”
Fu Ye looked at me in surprise: "Brother Meng, no, no, no, Master Meng! You are my idol, please accept my knees!"
I looked at the dead cripple next to me who was muffling the strip of cloth, and quickly shook my head and said, "Don't listen to her nonsense! I didn't do anything!"
Fu Ye looked at me with envy: "You can train such a good little girl without doing anything? I have been imprisoned for three years Xiao Nizi, and I still resist more than once!
I looked at this disgusting old fellow and said, "Don't talk nonsense! I'm not as heavy as you!"
The foreign Taoist priest on the side stepped forward and interjected: "Is there an end? Can you talk about some health? I don't know if the H book has been checked very strictly recently? Do you have to push the author into the fire pit?"
Me: "......"
Fu Ye: "......"
Half an hour later, our group waited for the tea leaves sent by Fu Ye in their arms, and left his teahouse in a huddle.
Before leaving, Fu Ye gave me a good purple clay pot, saying that it was a gift of apprenticeship, and he would come to visit me every day to learn this way of training with me. No matter how I explain it, Fu Ye always put on an expression that you know me understand, and in desperation, I had to put down the teapot and sit in the car and leave.
In the car, while playing with the teapot in my hand, I asked Brother Amnesia: "How is it? Do you have any impression of your identity this time? Do you remember anything?"
Brother Amnesia sat in the back seat with a cute face, nodded for a while, and shook his head again.
The foreign Taoist sighed in disappointment: "It seems that I still can't help him remember." ”
Seeing this, everyone suddenly bowed their heads and remained silent like deflated balls.
Originally, I thought that the information given by Fu Ye this time would help Brother Amnesia find that lost memory, even if it was a little bit.
However, even if Fu Ye blew the amnesiac brother's past into the sky, it still did not cause the slightest ripple in him.
So, everyone went back to the bar in silence.
As soon as she pushed the door open, the thirteenth princess walked up with an eager face and asked, "How is it?
I shook my head helplessly and told her everything about today's situation.
The thirteenth princess looked at us and said with a smile: "Isn't this a good thing?
Me: "What's a good thing! and back, and in the end, the amnesiac brother still hasn't got any memory back!"
Thirteenth Princess: "But, at least we know his background!"
I was speechless and said, "What is the use of us knowing? Is it possible that we should be reincarnated for him?"
The thirteenth princess smiled: "I can't find it here, we can go to Taiwan!"