The simple words of the thirteenth princess made our group find their way again.

So, we decided to set off again and set off for Taiwan, the land of betel nut shih Tzu in bikinis, which is said to be everywhere.

In this operation, everyone held a brief mobilization meeting.

The meeting decided that I, the third prince, and Xiao Ai would be fully responsible for this operation and help the amnesiac brother find his lost memories.

The Thirteen Princesses, Leon, and Dogdan'er stayed behind to guard the base camp.

I personally agree with this division of labor.

Although, the reason why the thirteenth princess stayed was that the little teddy at the door needed someone to feed him. And the foreign Taoist priest is because he has recently developed a new pose with the devil girl.,Caught in it and can't extricate himself.。

And for this decision, the most excited person is not Brother Amnesia, but Cao Yuchen.

After all, Taiwan is the most desirable place for him. Especially last year, when the Fairy World Navigation Map version 5.3 was updated, Lin Chiling's dubbing was used.

So, in the name of protecting Xiao Ai from my claws, he had to follow us.

At first, I disagreed. Although I don't admit that I have a claw. But in the end, he still carried a large bag and followed us to Taoyuan Airport. Of course, I agreed to let him come over not because I was afraid of the broken crutch behind his back. Just kidding, would I be afraid of a cripple?

Xiao Ai looked at me angrily and muttered, "Why did you bring him too?"

I scratched my head helplessly: "No way, he blocked me at the corner of the street last night and chased me three streets with a crutch, if I don't agree to bring him, I guess I will have to be equipped with crutches for the rest of my life to live." ”

Xiao Ai said speechlessly: "You are so good, you can't even beat a cripple, don't brag in front of me in the future that you are a heavenly master." ”

Me: "Is that called blowing? I was originally a Heavenly Master? Have you forgotten who was in the hospital that day, and who rescued the dog?"

Xiao Ai rolled her eyes at me and said, "I'm embarrassed to say, I don't know who ended up in a coma for so long, causing me to be a weak girl who took care of you for several days?"

Me: "......"

The third prince on the side packed his luggage and walked over and interjected: "Brother Meng, can you tell me, why did you suddenly break out the chakra that day and become so powerful?"

I shook my head: "I don't know, maybe it's because the situation is critical." ”

To be honest, I was really confused about the situation where my personality suddenly exploded and my spiritual power skyrocketed last time.

Since that incident, I have often held the spiritual talisman of the foreign Taoist priest at home to find out how I felt before, whether it was during dinner or before going to bed. Sometimes, even when I go to the toilet, I will throw out a few sheets to practice.

But in the end, the good talismans that he had smeared with gold dust ended up spilling all over the house like waste paper in my hands, and even a few of them flew out of the window or fell into the toilet.

In short, not only did he feel that he hadn't found it, but he had wasted a lot of spells he had made that he had stayed up late to make that claimed to be expensive.

Because of this incident, I was deducted from my salary for three days by that evil dead foreign devil, and I was given the task of cleaning the room for a week.

Since then, I have never thought that I could turn back into Zhang Tianshi, and I have thrown confetti everywhere.

After all, three days' wages are not a small amount......! Want...... Well, it's a lot of money anyway.

While our group was chatting and walking, a hurried horn sounded outside the airport.

Everyone looked up and saw Cao Yuchen driving a small pickup truck, waving at us excitedly.

Me: "Didn't he? He just said to pick up the car, and he just came out with this thing?"

Xiao lamented and said, "Now you know why I'm not happy to play with these immortals, right?"

The third prince was embarrassed: "I am also an immortal!"

Xiao Ai: "I know. ”

Third Prince: "Then you say that, don't you even scold me?"

Xiao Ai: "Don't you think you're stupid enough?"

The third prince: "Where am I stupid?"

Xiao Ai: "You're not stupid, I don't have to talk about the little between you and the thirteenth princess." ”

As soon as I heard the news, I hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "What's the matter?"

Xiao Ai: "A few days ago, Thirteen made an appointment with him to see the sunrise, do you know?"

Me: "Yes, what's wrong?"

Xiao Ai: "Before watching the sunrise, are you going to spend a long night?" Where do you guess this fool took the thirteenth princess?"

Me: "Where?"

Xiao lamented and said speechlessly: "This fool actually took Thirteen Er to the Internet café to play LOL for a night!"

The third prince argued: "However, that is the infinite firepower of LOL on the last day, if you don't go to play, there will be no more on the second day!"

I hated that the iron could not be made of steel kicked the third prince, and said angrily: "You are stupid, you have watched so many years of island country action movies in vain! The girl promised to spend the night with you, and you took someone to the Internet café LOL? Why are you embarrassed by the 7 days, Motel, Pudding Hotel?"

Cao Yuchen opened the car door and walked towards us, just when he heard the names of these hotels I said, he said angrily: "7 days, Motai, pudding? What's the matter, you know a lot, you have taken our little mourning to it?"

Xiao Ai pursed her lips: "Who is your family? How can I be? Not only have I been, but we are also diamond members!"

Cao Yuchen listened, and was about to pull out the crutches from behind: "You Huchao owe Erdeng, you haven't wiped off the blur, so you dare to take Xiao Ai to run to Nagadaer to chat? Believe it or not, I flattened your head with a cane?"

Me: "Don't mind, Brother Cao, listen to my explanation." ”

Cao Yuchen: "What do you explain? You deflated calf has already run to the hotel with my little sorrow? What else do I listen to you explain?"

I glared at Xiao Ai fiercely, and hurriedly waved my hand at Cao Yuchen and said, "There's nothing at all! Don't listen to her nonsense! I took her to the hotel, I really haven't done anything else, it's pure...... Purely because the hotel has free wifi!"

The third prince slapped his head suddenly, and suddenly realized: "Yes! Why did I forget this stubble, there is free wifi in the hotel! Next time, I will never take the thirteenth princess to the Internet café, that place is smoky, and it makes the thirteenth princess unhappy!"

Me: "......"

Xiao Ai: "......"

Our group waited for Cao Yuchen's pickup truck, and after a roar, we left the airport and drove to the city.

In the car, Cao Yuchen took out a small notebook with an excited face, and after carefully checking the itinerary, he said excitedly to us: "Okay, we will go to Taichung at the next stop!"

Me: "Taichung, what are you doing there?"

Cao Yuchen: "Taichung's betel nut Shih Tzu is the hottest! Once you come to Taiwan, if you don't buy a betel nut and touch the butt of the little sister of Xi Shi, it won't be a vain trip!"

Me: "Aren't we here to find memories for Brother Amnesia? Why did you run to find Betel Nut Shih Tzu again?"

Cao Yuchen: "You know a fart! Does the search for memories start from the bits and pieces of life? Is it necessary to integrate into the life of the Taiwanese people? Maybe when the amnesiac brother was in Taiwan, he often went to buy betel nuts to eat, and we took him to revisit the old place, maybe he will find his memory?"

Me: "Seems to make sense. ”

Cao Yuchen: "That's it, so in order to pretend to be a regular customer, I specially rented a pickup truck to come over! I have done research before I came, and the pickup truck driver is the most frequent customer of the betel nut Shih Tzu shop!"

Me: "......"

Along the way, while driving the car, Cao Yuchen excitedly explained to us the whole plan of this trip to help the amnesiac brother regain his memory.

In the afternoon, go to Taichung to visit all the betel nut Shih Tzu shops, and in the evening, go to the major nightclubs in Ximending to experience the madness of "I love Taiwanese sisters".

After listening to Cao Yuchen's itinerary introduction, I was very excited, while secretly thinking about those Taiwanese girls lying on their bodies softly, shouting: "Brother, the Lun family still wants!" While sweating with himself, he was doing piston sports scenes, and his saliva couldn't stop flowing.

Seeing this, Xiao Ai on the side grabbed me and Cao Yuchen's ears fiercely, and said loudly: "What kind of journey is this to find memories? I think you are a journey to liberate your little brother, right?"

The third prince chimed in: "Yes, yes, yes, your behavior seriously affects social harmony! We must strongly resist it! We must not allow these capitalist tumors to be integrated into the marrow of our socialism!"

I glared at the third prince and said, "That's okay, you take Xiao Ai back to the hotel to rub free wifi in a while, and I and the lame man will take the amnesiac brother to find the memory!"

After hearing this, the third prince shook his head again and again, and said with a determined face: "No! I must go with you! I am responsible for supervising and examining you with a critical eye!"

In this way, we came to Taichung all the way to Taichung.

Seeing the betel nut Shih Tzu on the side of the street, the eyes of the three of us were about to fall to the ground.

Cao Yuchen chose a shop wearing a Japanese sailor's uniform, parked the car, and strode into the store with me and the third prince, speaking in a lame Taiwanese accent, and said with a lewd smile: "Little sister, how much is your betel nut here?"

Seeing that a guest had arrived, the sailor suit hurriedly stepped forward and threw a wink at Cao Yuchen: "Uncle, one hundred yuan!"

Cao Yuchen: "It's so expensive, I don't know if it includes tax?"

Sailor suit: "I hate it, uncle, you are so bad, you want to sleep with someone for a hundred yuan." ”

Cao Yuchen: "I'm talking about paying taxes, not verbs." Little sister, you don't learn Chinese very well!"

The sailor slapped Cao Yuchen's chest shyly, and said angrily: "You are so annoying, you know how to bully the Lun family." ”

Cao Yuchen laughed and said: "What's the matter, I don't want to teach you well, about the difference between verbs and nouns, I don't know if you are interested, little sister, let's find a place where no one is at night, let me explain to you what is the noun tax, what is the verb sleep?"

Sailor Suit Girl: "I hate it, do you want to buy betel nuts!"

Cao Yuchen: "If you don't buy betel nuts, can you buy them?"

Seeing this, the sailor-suited girl shouted at the back of the house: "Brother Da Fei! Come out and take care of it! There is another Se Abel here, and he can't afford to pay for oil!" After speaking, he saw several big men rushing out of the back room, and shouted: "Fuck your mother! Who dares to make trouble in Lao Tzu's shop after eating the gall of a leopard!"