Lao Chen invited us to dinner, which turned out to be for a purpose.

That is to announce that he is going to retire and give way to a foreign priest.

Although the reason is a little strange - he wants to elope with Xiao Cui in the bath.

It was a real surprise to us.

According to Lao Chen's words, he was originally a person who had no time to be worldly and devoted himself to cultivation. It's just that after the death of the master of the foreign Taoist priest N years ago, that is, the previous fairy demon operator, he was forced to temporarily accept this position.

Now that the foreign priest has grown up, it is time to pass this position back to him.

Although, I don't understand why he would cultivate in the bathing city.

Of course, what we don't understand is why Lao Chen would elope with a young lady in the bathing city.

Lao Chen sighed deeply and said meaningfully: "You don't know Xiaocui, she is not an ordinary young lady. ”

Old pervert: "It's a very good young lady." ”

Lao Chen nodded, and then scolded again: "Bah, bah, what nonsense! I mean, Miss is just one of his jobs." ”

Xiao Ai: "Nonsense, is it still gender?"

Lao Chen: "Fuck off! I mean, she's different from everyone else. Although she works in weathered places, she is muddy but not stained, and the water is clear and rippled but not demonic. With a considerable monthly income, but never complacent, and still using the daytime to insist on attending classes at the university, this kind of positive energy spirit is so valuable. ”

When we all heard this, we all nodded yes. In this secular society, there is such a good woman who is in the mire and has a heart in the blue sky, which is really worthy of admiration.

Xiao Ai complained with disdain: "I can really break it, isn't it just a college student, I went to be a part-time little sister in my spare time, and I can still be so noble by you." ”

It turned out that this was the case, Xiao Wai's words, and suddenly made us feel that Xiao Cui fell back into the mud in an instant.

Xiao Ai: "A female college student who goes to be a young lady at night sounds bad, but if you say that a young lady insists on going to class during the day, it is positive energy." You human beings are always deceived by this temptation of words. ”

The thirteenth princess chimed in: "Men are like this. ”

Xiao Ai: "Women are similar. When a man says he wants to sleep with you, you think he's a hooligan. If he wants to get up with you, you think he's romantic, right?"

When the thirteenth princess heard this, her little face turned red.

Lao Chen spoke: "Anyway, no matter what you say, I have already decided. ”

When we saw that Lao Chen was determined to eat the scales, we no longer stopped him, but just ate and drank with him, which was regarded as the final farewell.

Lao Chen was very happy tonight, I don't know if it was because Xiao Cui was going to leave with him, or if he was finally free from the burden of our group of three sects and nine streams. In short, he drank a lot and talked a lot. Xiao Ai tried to interrupt him again and again, but he ignored him.

And Lao Chen's words also surprised me and the foreign Taoist.

At night, I lay in bed tossing and turning, unable to sleep.

"Xiao Ai, have you slept?"

"No, what's wrong. ”

"Is what Lao Chen just said true?"

"Pretty much. ”

"Then am I really the reincarnation of Zhang Tianshi?" I asked excitedly.

"Why do you think you're immune to all spell attacks?"

I scratched my head, "I thought it was because the old man urged me to be a bad guy, so I was immune to ghosts." ”

Xiao Ai complained: "According to what you say, then if you become a policeman, you won't be hurt by criminals, and if you become a doctor, you won't get sick?"

Well, what Xiao Ai said is true, and I am speechless.

According to Lao Chen, in my previous life, I was the founder of Taoism, a generation of heavenly master Zhang Daoling. discovered and studied the law of conservation of energy in the Dao realm, and since then, ordinary people have also been proud to practice Dao and become immortals. Einstein, who was once known as the cultivator, ushered in a new era in the cult realm.

Me: "Since I'm so good, why don't I have any mana now?"

Little lamented and said, "Well, you have to ask yourself. I have advised you many times at that time, but you have always been obsessed, saying that you can't bear to see the Dao cultivation technique you advocate, but instead you have become a weapon of war used by humans, immortals and demons to fight for power and profit, and you feel that you are the culprit of all this, so you regret it, so you have self-styled cultivation, and you insist on falling into reincarnation and becoming a mortal. If it weren't for the old urging them to keep an eye on you and keep your golden body, you might be an ordinary person by now. ”

Me: "Where is the golden body, hurry up and give it to me!"

Xiao Wai said helplessly: "The body you are using now is." ”

I asked, confused, "Then why don't I know how to spell?"

Xiao Ai: "It's already a blessing to be able to keep you immune to magic." You sealed all your cultivation in your previous life, so don't be delusional, there won't be any Taoism in this life. ”

I said angrily: "Lack of virtue! It's just too lacking in virtue! After I finished eating the meat, I didn't even have a single soup residue left." ”

Xiao Ai listened, sneered, and said, "It's the first time I've heard myself scolding myself." ”

I rolled my eyes, ignored him, and sulked as if I had turned around.

At noon on the second day, I went downstairs with no interest, but saw the foreign Taoist priest sitting alone in the store in a daze.

"Dog, what's wrong?"

When the foreign Taoist priest saw me coming down, he looked up at me and asked with a serious face, "You say, is what my uncle said yesterday true?"

Me: "I guess so, I also asked Xiao Ai all night yesterday. ”

After hearing this, the foreign Taoist priest looked at me with a sad face and a depressed expression, "Am I really the reincarnation of Zhong Kui?"

Me: "Isn't that a good thing?"

Xiao Ai: "What's good, the reason why Lao Chen has been reluctant to tell him is because he feels afraid that he will be ashamed." ”

Me: "What's there to be ashamed of?"

Xiao Wai gloated: "You ask him yourself." ”

I stepped forward, poked the foreign Taoist priest gently, and said with a cheap face: "Dog, tell me, why is Zhong Kui's reincarnation ashamed?"

The foreign priest didn't speak, turned around and ignored me.

At this time, the thirteenth princess also walked down from the stairs, looked at me, pretended to bow down, and said with a smile: "The little girl has asked the Heavenly Master to say goodbye." ”

I waved my hand, made a fairy wind bone, and responded, "Not bad, it's a bit of eyesight." After a while, the poor Dao will reward you with a set of mental methods, and then give you an elixir!"

Xiao Ai: "What kind of mental method can you know, the Imperial Maiden Sutra or the Eighteen Styles of the Island Country?"

Me: "......"

After Thirteen laughed with us for a while, he found the foreign Taoist priest sitting alone in the corner, so he stepped forward lightly, patted him on the shoulder, sighed slightly, and said, "It's okay, don't worry, it's been more than 20 years since this happened, maybe everyone has forgotten it." ”

I asked with a puzzled expression, "What the hell is going on, why do you all know that I am alone in the dark?"

Xiao Wai said helplessly: "It's in the iPad, you can see it yourself." ”

After that, I opened the Hades journal on my iPad and turned to the page from more than 20 years ago.

I watched it for a long time, and it was all normal daily chores, and there was nothing wrong with it.

So he asked, "There's nothing written here?"

Xiao Ai: "Idiot, will you blow up the scandal on your official media?

I looked closely, and there was really a floating window similar to a small advertisement hidden in the lower left corner, so I hurriedly clicked on it. In an instant, a new interface popped up, and an article came into view:

"Exclusive news! Zhong Kui was reincarnated privately, and the underworld was miserable!"

Exclusive news, Zhong Kui has been reincarnated and left the underworld and went to the world after leaving a note for Hades a few days ago, despite the opposition of his superiors!

According to industry insiders, Zhong Kui's note for this reincarnation is as follows

"Brother Hades, you know, I'm gone, I've thought about it for thousands of years, but I still feel that it's too embarrassing to commit suicide because of ugliness. So I'm going to be reincarnated and reincarnated as a handsome guy! It's all the kind of people who think they're handsome when they see me! Don't send someone to me, in order to prevent being caught by you, I've entrusted Hades to help me get a blonde identity, and I'm going to turn into a foreigner with diplomatic immunity, haha!"

After reading the note, Hades reportedly slapped the table and cursed for seven hours. As a result, the special combat force that was originally subordinate to Zhong Kui's department was canceled and entered the urban management bureau, becoming an urban management department working on the front line of the city and fighting wits and courage with small stall vendors.

So far, although the relevant departments of the prefecture have not responded to the reincarnation of Zhong Kui, it has long been spread among the three realms, and this time the reputation of the prefecture is discredited, and it is in danger!

This newspaper takes this opportunity to warn the staff of the Three Realms not to derelict their duties, to be a good immortal, and to put an end to Zhong Kui's behavior!

1989/X/X

Exclusive writer for Difu Express

"Hahaha!" I laughed as I hugged my stomach. "So you're reincarnated because of this?"

The foreign Taoist priest was annoyed and said angrily: "Have you laughed enough?"

Me: "But, didn't you already abscond abroad in order to get away with your crimes, and cast a blonde and blue-eyed baby? Why did you run back to China again?"

Xiao Wai: "In the dark, there is a fixed number. ”

The foreign road was so angry that he turned his face and didn't pay attention to us anymore.

After about five minutes, I finally stopped laughing and stepped forward to comfort him, "Damn, this was more than 20 years ago, don't worry, no one will laugh at you." ”

Foreign Taoist: "Then you are still laughing!"

Me: "I don't. ”

Foreign Taoist: "Your mouth is twitching and you say you're not laughing." ”

Me: "That's not what I'm laughing at. ”

Foreign Taoist: "What's that?" ”

Me: "I worked hard to cast a handsome blonde and blue eye, but in the end I still found an ugly pussy!"

Foreign Taoist: "What nonsense, Yuanyuan is not ugly!"

Xiao Ai interjected on the side: "No wonder I think Yuanyuan is good-looking, it turns out that she looks kind, and she thinks of her former self." ”

Foreign Taoist: "......"

The thirteenth princess stepped forward and said, "Okay, don't bully him, no matter what you say, it's before he was reincarnated, he doesn't remember anything, of course it can't be his fault." Don't tell anyone after you go out, he is also the new director of the fairy and demon office now, if he is known, it will be very shameless. ”

Me: "It's okay if I don't say it." I just don't know if the money I owe you can ?......"

Foreign Taoist: "No way!"