Lao Chen is gone, but our lives are still the same.

I originally thought that the most affected person should be the foreign Taoist priest, after all, Lao Chen is his only surviving relative in this world.

Who knows, instead of being lost, the foreign Taoist priest has lived a more prosperous life, and he is busy discussing the pure relationship between men and women with the devil girl all day long. On the contrary, the old pervert has a lot of discomfort with Lao Chen's departure.

After all, no one took him to Bathing City anymore to wash his heart. As a result, his 'evil obstacles' have nowhere to be washed away, and he is in constant fear all day long. And the final result of this is that he once again remembered his resentment, the old aunt who traveled abroad.

"Brother Meng, I've been here with you for a while, it's time to send me away, right?"

"I've asked you a few times before, but you said you weren't in a hurry, why is it all of a sudden now?"

"In the past, I always thought that people and ghosts had different paths, and besides, I was old, and I still ran to find her, which was a bit unorthodox. But look at Lao Chen, he can fly away with Xiaocui for true love, what else do I worry about?"

"That's different, Xiaocui is a dusty woman at most. But you're a ghost. ”

Xiao Wai interjected: "I'm still a pervert." ”

The old pervert listened, his face froze, and then he fell into deep thought.

After a long time, he said meaningfully: "Actually, behind every cynical man, there is a pure scar. ”

"What other pure story can you have for an island nation action movie?" I asked with interest.

The old pervert sighed and said, "You know, Jin Lian and I are childhood sweethearts. We both grew up ......"

I interrupted him: "Jin Lian, is your surname Pan? No wonder you like her, it suits your appetite very much." ”

Old pervert: "Don't talk nonsense, she's very pure. The old pervert recounted while reminiscing: "The two of us have been classmates since junior high school, and she was the school flower of our school at that time, and she was the object of many people's crushes. Looks, well.... Kindness... It's like, like Hayakawa Narina, who has a pair of charming eyes and slender legs like Kana Miura. ”

The thirteenth princess asked suspiciously, "Who are you talking about? ”

Me: "We're talking about anime characters. It's normal that literary and artistic young people like you have no intersection with us two-dimensional clan. ”

Xiao Ai: "Don't defile our two-dimensional thing, okay!"

The old pervert was furious: "Don't interrupt me, okay!"

Me: "Okay, you go ahead." ”

Old pervert: "Where did I just go?" ”

Me: "Kana Miura's legs." ”

Old pervert: "Yes, yes, she has the same slender legs as Kana Miura." The most important thing is that when you laugh, two rows of cute little tiger teeth will leak out, like Lola Takizawa, lively and cute. ”

The thirteenth princess interjected again: "Where is Takizawa Lola cute? The film is like a zombie, ugly and dead." ”

Me: "Don't you know?"

The thirteenth princess immediately blushed, "That, I'm going to cook, you talk." "Saying that, he fled.

Old pervert: "In short, Jin Lian is the existence of all women* superior to one." ”

Xiao Ai: "Of course, Jin Lian is the ancestor of the female * superior." ”

Old pervert: "Don't talk nonsense! she's not that kind of woman. Don't compare her to those immoral women. ”

Xiao Wai muttered: "Obviously, you compared it to yourself first." ”

After hearing this, the old pervert smiled awkwardly: "It's not that I don't know other beauties, so I can only describe it like this." In short, she is the goddess in our hearts. ”

Me: "The goddess will take a fancy to you?"

Old pervert: "I didn't dare to think about it at the beginning, after all, the goddess is an unattainable existence for me." But one day, she quietly called me out of the classroom. Tell me to help her beat up a boy who always bullies her. I knew I had my chance! So I showed my might and took the boy to a sea beating in the wheat field behind the playground that night. As a result, the next day, when I ran to the school to prepare for the invitation, I found that the two of them appeared in the school commissary hand in hand. ”

I wondered, "Isn't it? What's the matter? Don't you hate him so you asked you to help beat him?"

Old pervert: "This question has been bothering me for a long time. I didn't know until I peeked into her diary one day. It turned out that she had planned it all. ”

Me: "What's the plan?"

Xiao Wai said disdainfully: "What other plan can there be, isn't it to deliberately set up a situation for others to beat him, and then take the opportunity to appear again and send comfort, a lonely man and a widow, a wheat field under the moon, a wounded heart and a woman sent to the door." Doesn't it all make sense? ”

I was surprised and asked, "Isn't it?"

Xiao Ai: "Come on, this kind of bridge has been played countless times for thousands of years." It's the same as the hero-saving trick you boys are used to, and it's tried and tested. ”

Me: "Then I'll have to find a chance to try it back, maybe I can get a girlfriend back." ”

Xiao Ai looked anxiously: "Do you still want to try? Last time the hero saved the United States, a Qian Lanlan has been pestering you all the time, are you not enough?"

I shook my head like a rattle and quickly explained, "Where is it, the two of us are ordinary friends. ”

Old pervert: "Ordinary friends will secretly hide in the living room and cook porridge on the phone for two hours?"

Xiao Wai was furious: "And this thing!"

Me: "That's because she was worried that I would be retaliated against by Ye Liangchen, so she called me to ask about it, don't think about it." ”

Xiao Ai: "Don't explain, explanation is a cover-up!"

I turned my head and stared at the old pervert viciously: "Why don't you talk and you'll die!"

The old pervert replied, "yes, so I'm dead." ”

I held up my iPad and shook it at the old pervert, "Believe it or not, I'm going to make you ruined!"

At this time, the third prince happened to come back from work with his amnesiac brother. When he saw us, he greeted with a smile: "Ao Bing, the third prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea, has asked the Heavenly Master to say goodbye." ”

I put down my iPad and stretched out my hand to him: "Yes, yes, yes, you can teach." Quickly give this month's incense money to this Heavenly Master. ”

The third prince was stunned for a moment, then rummaged in his pocket for a while, and finally took a long time in his trouser pocket before he found a coin, threw it into my hand, and said, "Na, there is no need to look for it." ”

Me: "......"

Old pervert: "Do you want to listen to me?" ”

Me: "If you don't listen, you don't listen, where do you love?" ”

The old pervert said anxiously: "Do you still want to help me solve the problem?" Believe it or not, I will go to the underworld to sue you for dereliction of duty, and let them sentence you for incompetence and dismiss you?"

Me: "Sample, there are quite a few of them." You go, this Heavenly Master is still afraid that you won't succeed? Anyway, I don't want to do this bird work for a long time. ”

Seeing that I was unmoved, the old pervert hurriedly changed his flattering expression, "Brother Meng, you don't remember villains." Big deal, I'm giving you the 2TB hard drive I treasured when I was alive. ”

I spread my hands, "What nonsense, I'm very pure." Well, for your sake, I'll help you once. The hard drives are all Japanese and Korean, right? I don't like to watch European and American ones. ”

The third prince said with a straight face: "It's illegal for you to openly spread obscene videos like this!"

Me: "Isn't it?"

Third Prince: "Of course, as a people's policeman, I can't allow this kind of thing to happen right under my nose." ”

Me: "Everyone is a friend, so it's good to give some face." ”

The third prince: "No, the law is not merciful, and it must be severely punished!"

Me: "What's the law?"

The third prince stretched out his hand: "Confiscate!"

"Damn! I pushed the third prince away, turned my head to the old pervert, "Don't pay attention to him, you continue." What happened to them? The two of them eventually got married, had children, and were together?"

"How, you know, most young romances end in failure. The old pervert shook his head, and went on to recall the bits and pieces between him and her 'pure' golden lotus.

After a few years with the young man in the wheat field, the two finally parted ways and became strangers with the arrival of high school. And the old pervert who had been guarding the goddess around looked at the emaciated appearance of the goddess on the verge of decay, and his heart was broken, so during that time, he tried his best to please the goddess, thinking of ways to make her happy. In the end, the goddess successfully walked out of the pain of falling out of love under his careful care, and then, of course, fell in love again.

However, the one in the river is still not an old pervert.

In this way, the old pervert has been the first spare tire in history, and has accompanied the goddess through her cardamom period N times of love, until she witnessed the goddess becoming a wife for the first time, but she failed to muster up the courage to turn positive.

After getting married, the old pervert once sank, and he also thought about giving up and marrying a wife to live his own life. But he was concerned about the goddess, worried that if she divorced again, what would happen if no one took care of her, so he had to remain single and waited silently.

As a result, this guard has been guarded until now, and people and ghosts have different paths.

After all of us listened, we all sighed.

The girl who has guarded her whole life with her heart has never confided her love to him until she died. It's no wonder that the old pervert has a grudge in his heart, and he can't return to the underworld.

I swore and said, "I'll help you with this, I'll take you to her tomorrow!"

"And me, let's go too!I will definitely design the most romantic and shocking confession for you!" The thirteenth princess on the side echoed excitedly with tears in her eyes.

"What confession?" The foreign Taoist priest happened to return from a trip with the devil girl, and when he heard someone say a confession, he immediately became interested and asked, "Brother Meng, are you going to confess to Qian Lanlan?"

Xiao Wai said sourly: "He still uses to confess? Maybe it's already in the wheat field under the moon." ”

Me: "You're big, you're big, I'm a pure virgin!"

After hearing this, the foreign Taoist priest stepped forward and shook my hand excitedly: "Such a coincidence! Me too!" After speaking, he turned his head and looked at his girlfriend meaningfully.

The devil girl lowered her head shyly and whispered, "I've asked for leave, so I don't have to go back to the dormitory tonight." ”