The summer day is warm, and the sun is lazily sprinkled on the roof of the car, on the ground, and on the girl's big white legs.

After seeing off the three sisters who went out on a trip - Xiao Ai, the thirteenth princess and the devil girl, our group waited for the third prince's police car and traveled all the way.

In the car, there was a group of men's gangs - me, the third prince, foreign Taoist, Zhang Jianfeng and Lao Li.

The car drove slowly on the road, and I looked at the poor girls, young women, and grandmothers on the side of the street, and my heart was extremely sad.

What a trip it was!

Of course, it would be better if Lao Li was not in the car.

All this is to blame on foreign Taoists.

He said that he would leave at seven o'clock in the morning, but when a group of us ran to his room to wake him up in high spirits, we were stunned and dragged back by his "five more minutes" one after another for half an hour.

In the end, we had to run to the bar downstairs, and only after lunch did we leave slowly, and when Lao Li, who was eating and drinking in the bar, learned about our trip, he licked his face and insisted on going with us, and said that it was to protect our safety.

I glared at the foreign Taoist priest beside me, and said angrily: "It's all your fault, I have to sleep for another five minutes, you see it's okay now!"

The foreign Taoist priest covered his nose and retorted vigorously: "Are you embarrassed to say me? You said that you would get up at seven o'clock, and it would be half past eleven when you called me!"

Zhang Jianfeng opened the window of the car, trying his best to dissipate the pungent smell in the car: "Forget it, in fact, Master Li is also worried about our safety, after all, the place we went to this time is not an ordinary place." ”

Lao Li in the front row put his feet on the front windshield, and ate roasted sweet potatoes while picking his feet: "I said Xiao Meng, you really don't know how to be blessed in the blessings, you know, the appearance fee of the poor road is very high! This time, for the sake of my apprentice's grandson, I am willing to escort you for free, but you have been blessed in eight lifetimes!"

After speaking, he leaned sideways, poof~, and pulled the long line and let out a sour fart. After that, he shook his pants with an intoxicated face and shouted: "Cool!"

"Can you stop eating sweet potatoes! In ten minutes, you have already released more than 20 farts, and if you continue like this, the car will be foggy, and you are not afraid that the third prince will not be able to see the road for a while and hit others!" I fanned my hands vigorously, trying to send this spicy gas out of the window.

Lao Li scolded with a smile: "You little hairy cub, what do you know, am I farting here? This is all fairy energy, smelling more can strengthen the body, ward off evil spirits and exorcise demons!"

What's the use? Do you still expect to rely on this stench to smoke away those "earth fairies"?

Zhang Jianfeng scratched his head in embarrassment, and waved his hand at Lao Li again and again: "Master, don't talk nonsense, I'm not going to rob my relatives!"

Lao Li: "What's the matter, you don't rob it? That's fine, if you don't rob it, I'll rob it myself." After that, he took out a photo from his arms, wiped his saliva with a lewd face and said: "Don't say it, this little fox fairy is really pretty, and the old man accepted her as a little girl tonight!"

Zhang Jianfeng blushed: "Master, this is ...... Not good. ”

Lao Li turned around and leaked a playful smile, and knocked Zhang Jianfeng's head hard with the hand he had just snapped his nose: "Whatever garlic you pretend, grab it if you like it!

Zhang Jianfeng shook his head speechlessly, he was really helpless to meet such an unobtrusive ancestor.

Slowly, we made our way through the disturbances and gradually embarked on the sparsely populated road.

The group waited lazily in the police car, the third prince turned on the siren, and under the accompaniment of the whining siren, a group of people sang in chorus: "The king called me to patrol the mountain! After patrolling the South Mountain, I will patrol the North Mountain! Grab a little fox fairy in the mountain! Pull home to be a wife!"

......

I don't know how long it took, but the foreign Taoist priest kicked me awake and woke me up from a sweet dream and drooling, and called, "Get out of the car!

When I opened my eyes, I found that the sun no longer knew where to hide, leaving only a trace of red hanging in the sky, and the redness was like the handkerchief under the broken girl, which made people think about it.

I asked, "Where is Dixian'er Village, where is it, why didn't I see it?"

Lao Li pointed to a village lined with small western-style buildings not far away, and gestured that it was it.

I turned my head and was really shocked.

Good guy, this so-called Dixian Village is very different from what I imagined.

Originally, I thought that the legendary Earth Fairy Village should be a fairyland hidden in the mortal dust.

Even if it doesn't have the smoke and clouds of Heavenly Court, it has to be a quaint and quiet place.

After all, such a place is conducive to cultivation.

However, the village in front of me is a big surprise.

The huge local tyrant gold medal plaque standing at the entrance of the village, and the rows of all kinds of cars, no matter how you look at it, you feel that this place is completely unhooked with the word "earth fairy".

The third prince drove the car to the village, and when he arrived at the door, he was stopped by an old man with a thief's eyebrows.

"What do you guys do?"

The third prince rolled down the window: "Hello, old man, we are here to visit the old fox fairy family, please be accommodating." ”

The old man stretched out his hand: "Where are the customs clearance documents?"

The third prince: "Customs clearance paperwork?

The old man glared angrily: "If you don't have any customs clearance documents, you dare to trespass into Dixian'er Village!

I stuck my head out of the back window and smiled at the old man: "Uncle, don't be angry, we are in a hurry this time, we didn't prepare in advance, and we haven't heard of such a thing as the need for customs clearance documents." ”

The old man rolled his eyes at me, and said with a look of disdain: "Lonely and unheard! I don't even know how to pass the customs papers!" As he spoke, he put his hand in his pocket, and after a while took out a hundred-dollar bill, shook it in front of me, and said, "See! This is it!"

I'm going to say it so high-soundingly, co-authoring it is to collect tolls!

The third prince shook his head, took out a hundred yuan and handed it to the old man.

The old man immediately turned his anger into laughter, and said to us happily: "Now, go in from here, go straight to the third intersection and turn around, there is a parking lot, and foreign vehicles can only be parked there, otherwise they will be ticketed!"

We followed the old man's just and drove the car to an open place and stopped.

As soon as a carload of people got out of the car, they felt a surge on the ground, only to see the ground rolling behind them, and after a while, a figure came out of the ground.

Take a closer look, heh! It's still the old man from before.

The old man walked towards us and asked with an iron face, "What are you doing?"

Me: "Uncle, didn't I tell you before? We are here to find the old fox fairy family!"

The old man waved his hand: "Okay, show your pass!"

Me: "Pass?"

The old man saw that I was confused, and said angrily: "I don't have a pass, but I still dare to wander around in the Dixian Village!

I shook my head helplessly and poked the back of the third prince: "Hurry up and get the pass out!"

The third prince: "Pass? But we don't have that! I only brought my ID card and driver's license." ”

This idiot, I smiled bitterly, reached into his trouser pocket, took out a hundred yuan and handed it to the old man: "Old man, the pass is for you!"

The old man touched his beard and smiled at me, "Okay, you can walk around the Dixian Village now!"

I thanked me and walked out of the parking lot with the rest of the group out onto the street.

A group of people walked and watched on the street, if it weren't for the fact that most of the pedestrians on this street walked with their fluffy tails exposed, I wouldn't believe anything, this place was Dixian Village.

Just looking at the slogan written on the wall on the side of the road, "If you want to be rich, build roads first, have fewer children and grow more trees!", it made me feel as if I had entered a small village in a township, and there was no so-called fairy spirit at all.

And the various small advertisements posted on the telephone poles are also staggering.

"Five hundred years of practice of old Chinese medicine, weasel family, specializing in the treatment of fox odor, bad breath and foot odor, medicine to get rid of diseases!"

"Seven hundred years of skill white mouse family, water pipes, sewers, your best choice!"

"Three hundred years of green snakes, supply all kinds of ecstasy, invalid refund!"

"It turns out that the legendary Earth Fairy also works part-time!" I stared at the various strange advertisements on the telephone pole, speechless.

Lao Li smiled: "Of course, joining the WTO is also a kind of cultivation, just like me, don't I also look for destined people in various places every day to purify all sentient beings!"

I rolled my eyes, just like him, every day with ten yuan a pile of broken crosses wholesaled in the light industry market, standing in the corners of the city without urban management to deceive those passers-by on the street, and embarrassed to say that he is a universal sentient being? I have grown so big, shameless people have seen a lot, shameless old immortals, people who talk about deception and fraud so high-sounding, it is really the first time I have seen it!

Well, I was wrong, and the second time, I almost ignored my old boss - urging.

He is exactly the same as this Lao Li.

If I didn't know the background of the two, I would really wonder if they were born in the same mother's womb.

Or perhaps, the gods are so unreliable.

After all, Cao Yuchen is also an unobtrusive person.

Fortunately, although Niu X coaxed me in my previous life, at the very least, he is still a person, fortunately!

It was getting late, and a few of us were going to find a hotel to rest first, and then wait until tomorrow to help Zhang Jianfeng get back his little daughter-in-law.

After looking for two streets, we finally saw one - Maple Grove Evening Inn.

I smiled and said, "This name is good, the connotation is worth full marks! Stop and sit in the Maple Forest Night, isn't this a holy place for dating guns! Maybe, everyone can pick up a small card in a bikini under the door when they go in for a while, and call a few girls with long tails at night to experience the special service with a unique style!"

As soon as I entered the door, I was dumbfounded, I stared at the dozing figure on the counter, and said in amazement: "Why are you again!"