After our group arrived at Dixian'er Village, the sun had already gone to bed after work.

In desperation, the group had to find an inn to rest first.

Why, as soon as I entered the door, I was dumbfounded.

In front of the old counter in front of the door, an old man was leaning against it and napping.

Of course, for the front desk of an inn, it is normal to take a nap and be lazy, especially in this era of popular car shocks, ship shocks, horse shocks, Uniqlo earthquakes, and it is already something that only beginners who have no mood at all will do to come to the inn.

And these heaven and earth, omnipotent earth immortals, who are not human spirits who have been mixed in the world for hundreds of years, must disdain to choose this kind of place that only beginners can enter and exit to have a deep spiritual and physical communication with their other half.

Therefore, it is understandable that the front desk of the inn in such a place should be napping at this point that should have been prime time.

So, it wasn't these things that made us all dumbfounded, but the old man who was holding his head on his elbows, napping little by little, and his saliva was about to slip to the table, it was obvious that he was the one we had seen before!

I stared at the figure on the counter and was stunned, "Why are you again!"

The old man's eyelids widened slightly, glanced at us, and said coldly, "What are you doing!"

I shook my head helplessly, and said dissatisfiedly to the old man: "Uncle, there are two more and no three and four, you said that you cheated us twice, I will endure it, and you want to come for the third time?

The old man frowned, and said with a puzzled expression: "What are you talking about? I don't know you at all!"

Just now, he changed his tricks and collected money from us twice in a row, and now he actually turns his face and denies people? Is there such a disrespect for the old!

Anyway, I am also the first yin in the history of the legend, the power of Zhang Tianshi's reincarnation, how can I be bullied by a little earth fairy three times like this?

I gritted my teeth and looked at him, and squeezed out a few words from between my teeth: "Don't think about taking a dime out of my pocket if you say anything!"

The old man spread his hands and said speechlessly: "What kind of money do you think I am! Our inn is a welfare business, and everyone can rest for free!"

"Free?"

The old man nodded firmly.

Well, it seems that I really blamed him, although this old man looked exactly like the person he had met twice in a row, and even the oil stains on the corners of his clothes and the hole in his trouser legs were identical, maybe they were not alone.

After all, it's normal for a youkai to look like it.

You must know that in the famous Journey to the West, the three famous monsters of the Black Tiger Spirit, the Multi-Eyed Monster, and the Centipede Spirit also look exactly the same, as if they were carved out of a mold!

The foreign Taoist priest pursed his lips and complained disdainfully: "Silly X, those monsters were originally played by one person!"

Me: "......"

Anyway, no matter what, I think this old man is indeed not the same person as before, after all, he did not reach out and ask for money as soon as he came up like the two old immortals who drilled money before, from this point of view, they are indeed fundamentally different. No, the old man took the key now, rubbed his sleepy eyes, and led us to the room on the second floor.

The old man opened the door, pointed at the five of us, and said, "Now, this is the key, the whole building is empty, you can just pick a room to live in." ”

I happily took the key handed by the old man and thanked him again and again.

The old man waved his hand and said, "What is there to be thankful for, helping others is also a kind of cultivation!" After speaking, he spread his palms at us and stood there looking at us with a smile.

Me: "Didn't you say it's free?"

Old man: "It's free!"

Me: "What do you mean by that?"

Old man: "The accommodation is free, but you have to show your ID!"

It dawned on me that I had forgotten this stubble, but I had to show my ID card for accommodation. So I hurriedly put my hand in my trouser pocket, looked left and right, and then took out my ID card and handed it to him.

The old man looked at me suspiciously: "What is this?"

Me: "My ID card! What's the matter? Isn't I much more handsome than the photo, don't you think it's like it?" After speaking, I straightened the only handful of bangs on my head, and lamented: "No way, this ID card was done a few years ago, at that time I was only at the level of Xiao Xianrou, and now I am handsome and has become a national male god." You know, I'm a ....... who wakes up every day and is several times more handsome than the day before."

Before I could finish my emotion, the old man interrupted me impatiently and shouted at me, "You are sick!

Me: "?"

The old man looked at me like an idiot and said, "I'm talking about a temporary residence permit! Without a temporary residence permit, you can't stay in a hotel in Dixian'er Village!"

Me: "Temporary residence permit?

Old man: "Don't you know? It's the same document as the customs clearance document and the pass!"

Rub it! And say it's not the same person!

I was furious, and suddenly a small universe erupted, grabbed the old man's collar, and said angrily: "Don't think that if you are an old man, I won't dare to beat you! Do you really think that the little master is so easy to bully? Tell you the truth! I am the reincarnation of Zhang Tianshi! If you want to trap me again, don't blame my subordinates for being ruthless!"

…….

"Uncle, don't get excited, this is a temporary residence permit, can you see if this is the case?"

"Doom...... I still have a health certificate, a graduation certificate, a Young Pioneer certificate, and ......."

"Uncle, I really don't have it, that's all there is to it!"

Uncle shook his head, put a pair of "documents" printed with Grandpa Mao into his pocket, and threw the key to me.

I took a deep breath and shook my head, no longer meeting him.

After all, I am a good citizen who respects the old and loves the young, and does not bully the weak.

So, I turned around, handed out the keys to everyone, and then turned back to the crowded stairs and smiled: "Okay, okay, uncle, let's disperse!"

With the sound of tinkling bells and iron tools on the ground, a group of people who looked exactly like the old man threw down their baseball bats and machetes and staggered down the stairs.

I looked at the dazzling killing weapons on the ground and smiled bitterly: "What the hell is going on!"

The foreign Taoist patted me on the shoulder and said, "Admit it, the only one who can stand up so many siblings in one breath is the rat spirit." ”

Me: "Rat spirit?"

The foreign Taoist nodded: "Yes, the rat spirit is very powerful among the earth immortals. Although they don't have a name on the combat power ranking of the Earth Immortal Clan, you must know that one male and one female, three hundred and five a year, is talking about the reproductive ability of mice, so although their individual combat ability is not in the stream, but with the strength of the crowd, the other great immortals also want to give them some face!"

After hearing this, I looked at the shriveled wallet in despair, shook my head and said, "Then you can't be so tricky, why have the old people become so bad now?"

Lao Li smiled: "You don't know about this." Actually, it's not that the old man has become bad, it's just that the bad guy has become old!"

……

And so, we spent a long night in this inn.

Fortunately, in the middle of the night, when I was worried, the old man jumped out of the corner to check the room and ask for a single certificate, marriage certificate and the like.

Perhaps, he already knew that I only had one steel hammer left in my body now, and this little money was not enough to even pay for a certificate, so he let me go.

Either way, we made it through the night.

In the early morning of the second day, a group of people got up early, left the rat nest, and went straight to the fox fairy's house.

On the way there, Zhang Jianfeng kept clenching his fists, and beads of sweat the size of beans oozed from his forehead from time to time.

I patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Don't be nervous, the ugly daughter-in-law always wants to see her in-laws!"

Zhang Jianfeng shook his head, pursed his lips and said, "Brother Meng, I'm not nervous. ”

Me: "And you say you're not nervous? Look at you, you're sweating all over, it's like you've taken a hot shower!"

Zhang Jianfeng smiled bitterly: "This ......"

Seeing this, Lao Li came to Zhang Jianfeng and handed him a gray pill for him to eat.

Me: "What weird stuff are you giving him again?"

Lao Li smiled: "You know a fart! This is a reassuring pill, after taking a pill, you can immediately calm down, whether it is taking your parents to a parent-teacher meeting, or carrying a gift to see your father-in-law, as long as one pill, you can overcome your nervousness! This is a good medicine for home travel!"

I watched in disbelief as Zhang Jianfeng swallowed the whole pill as if he were swallowing a date.

Not to mention, this thing is amazing!

Within a minute of eating, Zhang Jianfeng didn't breathe, he didn't sweat, and his whole body was in a state of mental illness! He raised his arms vigorously and shouted: "Go! Follow Lao Tzu to snatch his daughter-in-law back!"

I looked at him as if he was completely timid, as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, and said with emotion: "Lao Li is worthy of being a golden body in the world, and he really still has two brushes!"

Lao Li stroked his beard, and said proudly: "That's not it, you don't want to see who the old man is!"

I licked my face and approached his side, rubbed my hands and flattered him: "That, Lao Li...... Er, Uncle Li...... No, Li Daxian, is this really so powerful?"

Lao Li smiled: "Of course, this is the only magic pill to revive a man's majesty, but it is much more powerful than Will Gang!"

After hearing this, I hurriedly stretched out my hands, rubbed my shoulders and beat my back for Lao Li, and said flatteringly: "This, Li Daxian, you see that I am also the eldest person, but until now, as soon as I talk to the girl at a critical moment, I am stunned, and I always dare not break through the last base, and I am still an old virgin, I don't know if you can give me another copy of this pill?"

Lao Li scratched his head and said with a smile: "It can be, but there is no more today." ”

Me: "?"

Lao Li: "You can also see that the pill I gave him just now has exhausted all my immortal energy, if you want it, I guess you will have to wait for a while." When I recover, I'll get you one too!"

Me: "Really?"

Lao Li stretched out his hand, drew a cross on his chest, looked at me with a sincere face, and said, "Monks don't speak. ”

Me: "Then I wonder how long it will take for Li Daxian to recover his strength?"

Lao Li thought for a while, and said thoughtfully: "This is perhaps, if you sweat a lot, it is estimated that you can save enough in a day or two, if it is less, it will take about a week." ”

Me: "Sweating?"

Lao Li smiled and pointed to his armpit and said, "Don't sweat, where did you let me rub so much mud out for you?"