There are so many liars now, really.

When I say liar, I don't mean a big fool like Lao Xuan or Lao Li, who has been out of touch with society, but a master with various high-tech methods.

For example, I woke up early this morning and saw the kind on the news.

Overnight, depositors' deposits disappeared for no apparent reason, and hundreds of thousands disappeared. When I saw this, I was shocked and quickly rode my bicycle to the bank to check.

Fortunately, the eight yuan in the card was still there, and I held the bank card in my hand and secretly swore that I would never watch the news again, and I was so tired.

However, by the time I walked out of the bank with my chest on my shoulder, my heart was even more tired.

What about my bike?

I slowly paced back to the bar with exhausted paces, lamenting the current world full of money supremacy, and reminiscing about those lush childhood days when money was not swayed.

I still remember those carefree days, chasing girls and making friends did not rely on the saturation of the wallet to judge.

Once, when I was a student, after the introduction of my classmates, I met a girl from Hokkaido, Japan, who looked pure and cute, about 1.6 meters tall, with a sweet and moving voice, soft and unpretentious, cheerful and cute, well-behaved and docile, especially when alone, like a kitten.

Sometimes, she would put on a shy face and smile shyly at me.

The girl doesn't talk much, because I don't understand too much esoteric Japanese. But fortunately, her thoughts are basically written on her face, and just by staring at her lovely face, you can roughly guess her mood.

Those days were my happiest time.

It wasn't until later, because of a fatal negligence, that my sister said goodbye to me.

I'll never forget the night I sat in front of the washing machine, clutching the watery hard drive and crying without tears.

Well, the topic is far away, let's get back on track.

I dragged my tired steps back to the bar, and Lao Li was sitting by the window, pointing fingers at his "apprentice grandson" Zhang Jianfeng.

"Master, you said that as a disciple of the Arhat Sect, I originally had a heart to help others, why would I still be deceived everywhere because of my kindness? Last week, I kindly helped an old lady cross the road, but I was cheated by more than 20,000 yuan, and two days ago I helped a girl who had lost my footing, and I was deceived by more than 8,000 yuan. Am I being too zealous, you say, or is it that the people of the world have already lost their minds and are not up to us?"

Lao Li didn't answer, just smiled and took out a cup from his pocket and handed it to Zhang Jianfeng.

Subsequently, pour the hot water from the table into the cup.

After a while, the cup was full of water, and the hot water was left on Zhang Jianfeng's hand.

Zhang Jianfeng frowned, screamed, and the cup fell to the ground.

Lao Li smiled and asked, "Do you understand?"

Zhang Jianfeng lowered his head and pondered for a while, and suddenly realized: "Master, I understand! You mean to say that my mind is too small, just like this cup, it can't hold the heat of the world, so when I save people, I will encounter these troubles that I think are obstacles." If it could be as wide as this kettle, not only would it not hurt, but it would ......"

Lao Li shook his head: "That's not what I'm talking about. ”

Zhang Jianfeng was puzzled: "That's?"

Lao Li pointed to the fragments of the cup on the ground, and said with a smile: "Qianlong year, worth 38,000 eight, for the sake of you being my Arhat disciple, give you a discount, 30,000 yuan." ”

Zhang Jianfeng: "This ......"

Lao Li: "What's the matter?

Zhang Jianfeng waved his hand again and again: "Master, I didn't mean that, you are a living Buddha, and I should be filial to you, but this reason is too far-fetched." ”

I walked to the back of the bar, pressed the passbook under the plate, covered it carefully with a cloth, and after making sure that it was perfectly hidden and did not show its feet, I turned my head to Lao Li Nu and said, "Can you put some money on it when you fool people?"

Lao Li's face flushed, and he sighed: "Alas, in fact, I also have a hard time, little cheap." ”

Zhang Jianfeng: "Master, my name is Zhang Jianfeng. ”

Lao Li: "Okay, little crazy." ”

Zhang Jianfeng: "Master, I ......"

Lao Li: "What?"

Zhang Jianfeng sighed helplessly: "Forget it, just call it." ”

Lao Li: "Okay, little, you must know that my master is also a handful of years, and recently met a young lady from a rich family, who is extremely cute." Shigong is also a rare time to be emotional, but you know that Shigong's status is humble, and it takes ...... to be with a young lady from a rich and noble family" Lao Li rubbed his fingers and said to Zhang Jianfeng: "If you need money, can you bear to watch Shigong die lonely and have no one to rely on?"

Zhang Jianfeng scratched his head in embarrassment, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, Master, let's go to the bank, and I'll go and get money for you!"

Lao Li laughed and said: "You kid is still sensible! After a while, the master will pass you a set of unique skills, touching your chest, bad luck, and touching your bones to tell fortunes!"

Zhang Jianfeng was overjoyed when he heard this, bowed and thanked him again and again, and walked out of the bar with Lao Li.

I looked at the backs of the two leaving, and said with emotion: "I can't see it, this Lao Li and Lao Shu Huaichun, when they are emotionally attached to women." ”

Xiao Wai pursed his lips and complained: "Come on, emotional? I still don't know who he is." ”

Me: "Didn't he just say that he had a crush on a young lady from a rich family?"

Xiao Ai: "The rich and noble family is the name of the bathing center that Lao Xuan took him to last time." ”

Me: "......"

Brother Amnesia suddenly burst out from behind, and interjected with a cute face: "Take me there." ”

Me: "Don't, I'm a pure little virgin, don't go to a place like a bathing center, if you want to go, go out and turn left, just follow Lao Li." Of course, if you're not afraid of being hurt by his boogers. ”

Brother Amnesia shook his head: "I'm not talking about there. ”

Me: "So where do you want to go?"

Brother Amnesia pointed to my pocket and said, "You promised me last night to take me to Lin Wu." ”

I slammed my head and almost forgot about it.

Yesterday, I met my classmate from high school, the former school bully, and now the street fighter - Lin Wu.

When Lin Wu left the table, the amnesiac brother pointed to his back and shouted, "I remember!"

But when we asked carefully, Brother Amnesia shook his head again and again, unable to say why, but felt that Lin Wu seemed to be familiar with him.

So, I promised Brother Amnesia to take him to Lin Wu today to see if I could find his lost memories.

Actually, if you think about it, I'm quite sorry for my amnesiac brother.

Since the third prince came, I dumped him at the third prince, ignored him, and never took the initiative to find out his whereabouts.

Although, I really don't have any affection for a gangster.

However, as a gangster who has lost his memory, Brother Amnesia actually has a pretty good character.

After all, he helped me and the foreign Taoist priest to break the blood flow (although it was my blood), and he enthusiastically helped the third prince, a person with IQ problems, to solve a lot of cases, so that the third prince became the champion of their quarterly case-solving in the bureau for the first time, and he almost lost his soul for the matter of a female doctor.

Thinking about it, I really can't stand him.

Of all the unjust souls who have come to me, he has contributed the most, but I have not taken care of him.

I sighed helplessly and said, "Okay, I'll take you to Lin Wuna now." ”

Seeing this, Xiao Ai said excitedly: "I'll go too, I'll go!"

I waved my hand: "Come on, you better go to your family and die lame, just your mouth, run to the nest of other people's underworld, do you want me to grow two more bags on my head?"

Xiao Ai put on a shy face and said, "Brother Meng, people are innocent with that dead cripple, I didn't bring you a green hat!"

Me: "Don't talk nonsense, you and I are innocent too!"

Xiao Ai pouted, reached out and pulled my arm, and shook vigorously: "Do you take me there, it's a big deal that I'll make you innocent tonight." ”

Before I could push away Xiao Ai's hand that was wrapping around me, I heard the door be kicked open, and Cao Yuchen stood at the door with a fierce face, holding up his cane and shouting at me: "Zhang Meng! You dare to tarnish Xiao Ai's innocence!"